Drive On In!



“Ahhh son-of-a-bitch this isn’t the Bojangles drive-thru! This is convenient though because I just spilled my last beer here thanks to this fake Bojangles look-a-like bastard thingy!”

Missouri

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Drive On In!, 8.5 out of 10 based on 25 ratings

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  1. bleu

    Ah, once again, shitty shitty bang BANG……

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    November 18th, 2011

  2. Eric

    I don’t think this was Cletus’s first alcohol run of the day – but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be his last for the next 3-5 years.

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    November 18th, 2011

  3. girl watcher

    Honest officer. I only wanted mixer. I’ve already got plenty of booze.

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    November 18th, 2011

  4. Who needs an electric scooter ?

    Just drive on in !

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    November 18th, 2011

  5. Ed

    I didn’t know walmart had drive thru liquor?

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    November 18th, 2011

  6. THE MEXICAN AKA JOHN J DIPSHIT

    No, he wouldn’t be good enough for Linda S of Staten Island. No man these days is good enough for a bottom of the barrel ugly, obese, old piece of trash like Linda S of Staten Island who smells worse than a container of human shit at OWS, a buggy eyed bedbug collector like Linda S of Staten Island with ringworm in her balding scalp and a mangy mutt who runs into traffic to get away from her.

    Linda S of Staten Island is PARTICULAR!

    See?

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    November 18th, 2011

  7. Jordan

    I can see he got a headstart before heading in.

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    November 18th, 2011

  8. THE MEXICAN AKA JOHN J DIPSHIT

    The woman in the picture isn’t wearing sandals so I wouldn’t have taken a picture.

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    November 18th, 2011

  9. Scott R

    If the van’s a rocking through the WM door,
    come knocking and haul his drunk ass away…

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    November 18th, 2011

  10. badomen

    NOOOOO! —The sign said, “Please grab a CART before entering!”

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    November 18th, 2011

  11. FritZ

    Honestly, I was going to talk about the fact that in Tennessee, WalMart isn’t allowed to sell Liquor. I think this picture may reaffirm the reasons why. But then again, this is the Bible Belt…

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    November 18th, 2011

  12. energizer

    “Well, hello, Occifer. What *hic* seems to be the problem?”

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    November 18th, 2011

  13. NJMom

    How sad is it that it’s a minivan? I hope and pray that no kids were in the vehicle at the time.

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    November 18th, 2011

  14. cvance

    sorry occifer, would you hand this guy my 20 so i can get my beer and go home?

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    November 18th, 2011

  15. barnyard

    Probably a disgruntled senior citizen trying to take out one of the greeters!

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    November 18th, 2011

  16. WalMart Willy

    But I only had 2 pizzas to drink…

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    November 18th, 2011

  17. Someone

    “I was just seeing if my van could fit through the entrance officer! “

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    November 18th, 2011

  18. Ambizzle

    I quit ossifer, Im on that patch(points to budweiser label on forehead)

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    November 18th, 2011

  19. Patti

    That is a good strategy for Black Friday…

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    November 18th, 2011

  20. DeathMuffin

    Mmmmmmm….. Bojangles.

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    November 18th, 2011

  21. Jen

    He bought a lot of booze, so they said to pull up to the store and they’ll help carry it out.

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    November 18th, 2011

  22. scroti mcboogerballs

    Excuse me sir, but the entrance to the automotive dept is out back

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    November 18th, 2011

  23. keith

    This should be in the spa city. Where we have 90% old people that or effing tourist. We had a 89 year old last week to go in a waiting room at her dentist. Only thing she didn’t get out of her car to do so.

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    November 18th, 2011

  24. random acts of lunacy

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!! DID I DO THAT??

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    November 18th, 2011

  25. Mack Bee

    When did Super*Duper*Wally*World put in a brew-thru?

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    November 18th, 2011

  26. I dont think he will be first in line for black friday now

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    November 18th, 2011

  27. Saltimbanco

    Wow, you cannot get anymore ironic with the liquor sign above the door.

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    November 18th, 2011

  28. To Mexican aka John J Dipshit:
    I don’t care who this Staten Island Linda S is but just wish POW would block you for taking up space.
    Listen Buddy, Nobody cares but it is quite evident why she dumped your sorry a**.
    Just go away!

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    November 18th, 2011

  29. SkeDiver

    i have been following this site for a long time … This is def. my Top #1 lmfao

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    November 18th, 2011

  30. signguy

    Officer is asking who wants to be idiot A and who wants to be idiot B for the accident report ?

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    November 18th, 2011

  31. jpark

    “Sir, I need to put a bar code sticker on your mini van for the return desk”

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    November 18th, 2011

  32. jpark

    @Mexican

    Dude…you are really creepy and your posts are not helping your cause… you have some issues

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    November 18th, 2011

  33. Count Flatula

    “WTF! I just got my brakes fixed at the automotive dept!”

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    November 18th, 2011

  34. CommonSense

    My money says Granny got the gas and brake pedals confused !!

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    November 18th, 2011

  35. JAG

    Commonsense – I bet she doesn’t get the gin and vodka bottles confused.

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    November 18th, 2011

  36. Jen

    Driver’s training session in the Wal-mart parking lot gone wrong.

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    November 18th, 2011

  37. SUZIEQ

    Linda S of Staten Island must have been STONED! to dump a good man especially since she is the bottom rated loser amongst all homeless bums with bedbugs that sift through dumpsters filled with rotting spoiled food.

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    November 19th, 2011

  38. Sabrina

    There goes their Myshare employee bonus for the next quarter.:(

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    November 19th, 2011

  39. Mr. Know It All

    The driver is probably some fat lazy woman wanting the closest parking spot.

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    November 19th, 2011

  40. Cynic

    Never drink and drive, you might hit a building and spill your drink.

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    November 19th, 2011

  41. SUZIEQ

    oh shoesie q, oh shoesie QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ, oh shoesie q say that I love me. Shoesie q.

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    November 19th, 2011

  42. aint i right

    I think that was the mexican driving that van!! smash and grab maybe??

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    November 19th, 2011

  43. ItsMeAgain

    OOOPSIE! LOL

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    November 19th, 2011

  44. We will be seeing surveillance videos of this on next seasons “Worlds Dumbest Drivers”.

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    November 19th, 2011

  45. Jami

    I agree, P&P. Can’t wait to see what Danny Bonaduce has to say about this!

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    November 19th, 2011

  46. Cliff

    Looking real closely, that vehicle looks like it has Arkansas plates on it?

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    November 19th, 2011

  47. who gave Lohan the car keys?

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    November 19th, 2011

  48. Trizzy

    No bollards to stop the ram raiders?

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    November 20th, 2011

  49. CommonSense

    I can just hear that robot who works at the store entrance when this driver gal gets out, bleeding profusely , only to hear “Hi, Welcome to WM”…..

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  50. CommonSense

    Total WM damage – $178 . . .

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  51. CommonSense

    How can WM hold someone responsible when the quality of their driving equald the quality of products and help inside ?. . .

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  52. Kenneth

    I want liquor and I want it now!

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  53. sk

    It is a few day before Thanksgiving, but I am thankful that the minivan did not take out the Bojangles, but the WalMart. I love their Chicken Biscuits.

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  54. that was a good one, Kenneth. LOL

    too bad JG Wentworth can’t help on this one.

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    November 21st, 2011

  55. stinkmeister

    Come ON, PoWM! Car crashes into WM get FIVE STARS, just like GTA. Check the highest rated on this site – number one is also a car crash. I am severely DISAPPOINT!1

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    November 21st, 2011

  56. Joe Sixpack

    Now these are the WMDs America needs to worry about:
    WalMart Driving and WalMart Drinks

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  57. Jen

    Just getting in there early to get a good parking spot for Black Friday.

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    November 21st, 2011

  58. stefanii

    Yes, I’d like 2 cheeseburger happy meals with coke and a big mac meal its a….wait this isn’t McDonalds!!!!!

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    November 21st, 2011

  59. gail

    To be fair it did say liquor over the door. What did they expect? I wonder if the black woman with the sunday church hat on, talking to the cop was the driver. She just wanted a fo and a five after church.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  60. LST

    :Huh, you mean it isn’t the carwash entrance?”

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    November 23rd, 2011

  61. Nathan

    Oh good lord… I used to work at that walmart… why did i have to quit before things got interesting!!?

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    December 1st, 2011

  62. PDUBS

    That’s my WalMart..

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    December 2nd, 2011

  63. Maysyn

    its kind of ironic that its the liquor dept. dont you think?

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    January 2nd, 2012

  64. Juanetta

    That’s our Jane Walmart!!!

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    March 8th, 2012

  65. PizzaTurkey

    Trololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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    June 30th, 2012

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