November 21st, 2011
Pants Are Overrated
I have a fever, and the only prescription is for more pants…Yep, that’s it. Pants would solve all my problems here.
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Pants Are Overrated,
I have a fever, and the only prescription is for more pants…Yep, that’s it. Pants would solve all my problems here.
Unknown
Pants Are Overrated,
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awww…someones having a senior moment!
November 21st, 2011
Seriously? He’s not wearing pants???
November 21st, 2011
uh-oh! Is this another nude stretchy pant situation or is dude seriously rolling thru Wal-Mart with just a washcloth (Bib? towel?) on his leg??
November 21st, 2011
I bet that chair seat smells horrible
November 21st, 2011
Who would ever match a salmon top with a light olive green purse. Only at Wal Mart. Oh, there is something else in the picture?
November 21st, 2011
holy crap! I would have gone and gotten him a blanket and covered him.. poor man!
November 21st, 2011
Bet he sticks to the seat when he gets up
November 21st, 2011
That does it. I’m taking my pants off, too!
November 21st, 2011
Seriously?!?! I can’t believe that you would post that…
What if it was your grandfather how was being neglected…
Which is obviously what happened if he left the house …
*WITHOUT PANTS ON*
Seriously, someone should have offered to help him instead of taking his picture
November 21st, 2011
I PRAY this is not a store rental cart.
November 21st, 2011
I didn’t notice the fashion feau pa, but I did notice what looks like a catheter tube going over that guys leg. But yes, that fashion no no is atrocious
November 21st, 2011
Everyone knows you can’t wear pants if you’re driving a “natural gas” scooter.
November 21st, 2011
That is jsut disgusting, I don’t care how old you are, or what your problem is, that is just out right gross!!!! He needs arrested and fined for indecent exposure
November 21st, 2011
wait… i’ve had this dream. in my version, i’m on a skateboard. oh, and i wake up.
November 21st, 2011
I hope he pays for that towel.
November 21st, 2011
The guy looks like he doesn’t weigh 90 pounds soaking wet and could keel over at any minute. Surely he has a caretaker or family member? This is just sad that someone would let an elderly person out in public like that. Someone should be ashamed.
November 21st, 2011
Okay, well, there are several schools of thought regarding this picture:
1. The pharmacy clerk “Um….sir, where are your pants?”
Guy in chair ” Well ma’am, I only have one pair and I save those for Sundays and that includes underwear too. You do know that “cleanliness is next to Godliness” don’t you?”
2. That seat will be nice and warm for the next tushy!
3. It will take more than one can of Lysol to sanitize that seat!!!!
November 21st, 2011
At least he’s shopping in the adult diaper section.
November 21st, 2011
You’re kidding, right? Tell me you’re kidding………
November 21st, 2011
What couldn’t wait long enough for him to at least throw a blanket on??? For God’s sake… Must be one helluva deal!
November 21st, 2011
I hope they burn that seat when he’s done.
November 21st, 2011
well thats one vehicle that will be tossed after useage……..”Clean up……Wet Spill ……Aisle 3 of Pharmacy”……..
November 21st, 2011
I am wondering how he got that far without his pants. Seriously…if nothing else, the Wal-Mart greeter should have had some sense and helped him out somehow. Dumb Wal-Mart employee. I feel bad for the old guy tho.
November 21st, 2011
If I’m right, and I hope I am, this pic has been photoshopped. You have to wonder how he even got into the store. The “Welcome to Walmart” bots surely would have notice? Or maybe they weren’t wearing any pants either! LOL!
November 21st, 2011
Where was the door greeter…What happenedto ..no shirt no shoes..(“NO Pants!” ) No service!” this is just wrong..This is a store scooter too..I work at Walmart..It wouldn’t happen at my store!!
November 21st, 2011
That is not even funny, it’s heart breaking! That poor man! Surely he didn’t go there alone, being so obviously ill. Someone should have helped him. It’s the people around him who should be the ‘people of walmart’ targets for not helping him, not this poor ol’ guy.
November 21st, 2011
Wraub
You’re right
That purse should go in the trash no matter what top she is wearing !
November 21st, 2011
Unlike most on this site, he actually NEEDS a scooter! I hope he gets better care.
November 21st, 2011
Well at least he has what looks like a little towel there to cover up his “business”
November 21st, 2011
At least he has a towel on his lap to cover his junk.
November 21st, 2011
@ TXLEAGUER:
Go for it! I’d take off mine, too, in a show of solidarity for the poor old fellah, but being up north, I’d get chapped lips.
November 21st, 2011
awww poor guy instead of taking a picture and making fun of the poor man why didn’t someone try to help him
November 21st, 2011
It’s the Flash…50 years later!
November 21st, 2011
My guess is the poor guy had an “issue” with the his pants and the bathroom. At least he has a pillow on the seat. He likely has nobody to take care of him. Happens more than you thing. Maybe no childeren and out lived all of the relatives or to proud to ask for help. Sad…… On the other hand he may just be slightly off his rocker and enjoys being naked!
November 21st, 2011
Excuse me sir….isn’t it a bit chilly out today?
November 21st, 2011
Pantless Friday again??? Hope that towel doesn’t move.
November 21st, 2011
Rock out with your c**k out
November 21st, 2011
Remember this scene the next time someone tries to get you to do something because “it’s healthy for you. It will make you live longer.” Those extra years never come when you’re young and healthy. They come when you’re like this. So instead of dieing when you’re sick you live those extra years like this. Is “health foods, etc” worth extra years in the geriatric ward suffering like this poor old guy?
November 21st, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island must have been STONED! to dump a good man especially since she is the bottom rated loser amongst all homeless bums with bedbugs that sift through dumpsters filled with rotting spoiled food.
November 21st, 2011
A powerful DOODY was made by Linda S of Staten Island after her poor date spent $100 on her dinner. As a woman, I am greatly ashamed that my sex could include such a vile specimen as Linda S and ps, Linda S doesn’t wash her hands.
November 21st, 2011
Poor old man. Maybe he has on underwear? He’s probably sick and had an accident,but looks like he’s covered where it matters.
November 21st, 2011
This is exactly why I carry a concealed weapon. If I ever get anywhere near this pitiful I’ll blow my brains out. And I’ll do it at WalMart so y’all can see it.
November 21st, 2011
And I wake up from the bad dream NOW!……….*closes eyes and bites lip*…………*still hearing all the background noise, he slowly opens his eyes to see all the shocked faces*………..Ah, shit!
November 21st, 2011
Someone write a prescription for pants for this poor ol’ guy.
November 21st, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island raised all five of her sons to wear sandals but she said ninny na na na na noo noo to all eighteen of her daughters………One night and the insect hatches twenty three larvaes.
November 21st, 2011
Pardon me *whispers* Your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna!
November 21st, 2011
So damn 60′s…
November 21st, 2011
I clean up! Look at my panties in the next pic coming up.
November 21st, 2011
You people should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of him, and shame on whoever took this picture. Obviously the man needs assistance and someone should be looking out for him. Instead of snapping pictures of people who are obviously in distress you should be getting them help.
November 21st, 2011
Damnit, Dad! I thought I asked you to stay in the car!
November 21st, 2011
“Well, what did you do today Grandpa?”
“I sorta hung out at Wal-Mart. Just coolin’ it I reckon! Like the man said, “if it looks good out in the mornin’, leave it out.”
November 21st, 2011
I’m with Eunuch. My family has instructions to shove me off a bridge and run if it comes to this.
November 21st, 2011
Maybe he’s wearing a thong? Hmm, I’m not sure that’s any better.
November 21st, 2011
Okay, I made it out of the nursing home without being seen…let’s see – cart …check. Shirt…check. Pants…oops! I knew I felt a draft in here! Just act casual…just act casual…just act casual…
November 21st, 2011
Normally, I would be making fun of the pic but in this case that pic should be taken down. That poor guy may not even realize what he is doing. Making fun of fatties and people that have no self respect is one thing but this is wrong.
November 21st, 2011
Normally, I would be making fun of the pic just like everyone else, but in this case it is wrong. I think this pic should be taken down, that man might have Alzheimer’s or something and not realize he is doing anything wrong. I hope the person that took that pic has the same thing happen to them one day.
November 21st, 2011
maybe he just went uptown to show everybody his hardon
November 21st, 2011
NOT COOL!!! AT ALL!! Also,the ones that are making jokes about this man,aren’t FUNNY! They are the sorriest attempts at humor I’ve ever seen.
November 22nd, 2011
Assuming he is not there because he over did it with the Viagra, I agree the photo should be taken down. Nothing funny about a frail old man doing the best he can with no help. Someone should have ask him if he needed help and do what they could to help him. Adult services needs to step in and get this man some help with every day task. Sad really.
November 22nd, 2011
Maybe he wants his bikini area waxed
November 22nd, 2011
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Do the wiggle man
Do the wiggle man
Yeah I’m sexy and I know it
November 22nd, 2011
Somebody get this old man a diaper, pronto! There are priests, old ladies & little kids shopping here!
November 22nd, 2011
“I’m…too sexy for my pants,
too sexy for my pants,
so sexy______________”
I couldn’t think of anything that rhymed.
Help me out guys.
November 22nd, 2011
Hey lady in the tan skirt and pink top, stop staring.
November 22nd, 2011
With all due respect. I helped look after my grandfather after he suffered dementia and needed 24/7 looking after. This man had not only the capacity to either drive himself or BE driven to WM in the first place, he had the capacity to clothe himself properly.
Someone THAT frail or unsteady can either do the errands, or at least help him into the proper clothing.
I might agree that making fun of the man is inappropriate, but letting someone out of the house, and into a shopping center was IRRESPONSIBLE.
Warning to those who have relatives who have diminished capacity: you’re making them a liability to the public and themselves.
November 22nd, 2011
Wow, I have grammatical errors all over my comment.
I meant someone THAT frail and unsteady SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE do the errands, or at least help them into the proper clothing.
I see there was presence of mind to use a seat cushion and bring a towel to cover his private parts.
In NONE of that, someone or HE didn’t consider appropriate clothing?!
November 22nd, 2011
Jesus, I think I can see his spine through his jacket/sweater.
Poor guy.
November 23rd, 2011
How gross going out like that in public.
November 23rd, 2011
He’s Porky Piggin! (look it up)
November 23rd, 2011
I cant wait till i’m old enough to do that!
November 23rd, 2011
That IS a store cart…but…whew!…I think I see a cushion under his bottom!!
I often think of who has been sitting in these carts…after seeing POWM pics! Kinda need to take your own lysol spray!
November 24th, 2011
Steve Jobs!
November 27th, 2011
why do they let this guy into the store with no pants on
November 29th, 2011
For all of you saying how someone should be getting this guy help instead of taking pictures of him….what exactly is one supposed to do, walk up to him and say excuse me sir, you need help, please don’t go anywhere until social services gets here? I mean other than buy him a pair of pants, which he may or may not accept, there’s not really a lot that can be done by a stranger.
November 29th, 2011
This isn’t funny, ”/ It’s really sad.
December 2nd, 2011
To the ASSHOLE who posted this, “You will be old someday, hope you get treated with the same disrespect you showed this man”.
December 5th, 2011
I usually love this website, but this one’s a little sad.
…..see that light blue thing coming from his side. Yeah. He has a colostomy bag. He probably CAN’T wear pants. He’s clearing getting a prescription filled. So, yeah. I’d go with “pants get in the way of his medical device/hurt him” rather than “he’s a crazy old guy who somehow loaded himself into his scooter, got in his car, drove to the Walmart, filled a prescription–but forgot his pants”.
December 14th, 2011
He could have always wraped himself up with a thin blanket. So he chose to go that way. Even if it is medical, he is driving the motorized cart for hells sake.
December 16th, 2011
He is wearing a towel over his leg to cover his genitals. He has a catheter…have you ever tried to put on pants over a catheter bag? It’s hard as hell. Especially if you are old and probably weak/disabled. Give him a break – this probably isn’t something he is proud of. This is terribly crude and disrespectful for you to put up…
December 17th, 2011
Two things,
Now we know whose pink panties and poo that was in the parking lot.
The next time you get pissed at me for walking through the store slowly with my cane, perhaps you’ll think back to this photo and understand why I don’t ride in those store scooters.
That being said, I do feel bad for the guy. Where’s his family/friends that he’s left alone to do this one on his own.
December 20th, 2011
Do it the puss in boots way.
The ‘no pants’ pants.
Pants? Ha you silly. Pants don’t exist, their like soil milk, they never existed.
January 12th, 2012
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