The Bottom Shelf



Wow that’s a lot to take in on a Monday. I don’t even know how to process all that right now! At first I just assumed you were everybody’s Grandma when they get ready for jazzercise at the local Y, but then you just threw me for a loop with those Frankenstein boots and to be honest I had way too long of a weekend to strain my brain this early in the week.

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  1. bailey

    o.O

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    November 21st, 2011

  2. No, no, no, you are doing it wrong, you are suppose to wear that to your daughter- in – law’s Thanksgiving party, not rock it in Walmart. Now all the family will know what you intend to wear on Thursday.

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    November 21st, 2011

  3. Chris

    Really Grams??? I’m glad I didn’t see this in person.

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    November 21st, 2011

  4. Nick Jensen

    Anyone else notice that every shelf is the same, and yet she still goes for the bottom shelf?

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    November 21st, 2011

  5. Sheila

    Out of ALL those cookies WHY….Dear God, WHY would she feel the need to get the cookies all the way on the bottom shelf causing her to reveal her yellow undies to everyone???????

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    November 21st, 2011

  6. I can tell you exactly what she’s doing. She’s checking expiration dates and the freasher things are on the bottom shelf. As to why she’s dressed like that is anyone’s guess! Oh my!

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    November 21st, 2011

  7. MOTLEY CRUE

    What the hell is the blue string going up the crack of her ass?

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    November 21st, 2011

  8. William Murderface

    The bottom shelf is usually the first one you see when you’re constantly putting your head down in shame.

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    November 21st, 2011

  9. nursebiggy

    She has on so many layers of clothes, yet things still are not covered.

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    November 21st, 2011

  10. p--

    the granny panties coming from under the yellow panties are a nice touch.

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    November 21st, 2011

  11. Now that Grandma had her Lasix Eye Surgery, she can see the experation dates on the bottom shelf!!!

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    November 21st, 2011

  12. Stephanie

    I think I know this Walmart. Is This in Excelsior Springs? Is She wearing yellow undies over top of white undies, and is she having a flashback to the 60′s, 70′s, and 80′s? Someone get those cookies for her… better yet, call Jenny Craig for her.

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    November 21st, 2011

  13. u2att

    I think the blue thing is a thong. Three sets of drawers, interesting color coordination.

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    November 21st, 2011

  14. Turtlemonkey

    Oh dear…it appears as though Grandma has been listening to too much Lady GaGa again!

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    November 21st, 2011

  15. aleman

    Wow!! Ya know that’s a man right??

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    November 21st, 2011

  16. PPLWATCHER

    Now we’re being subjected to HER bottom shelf! :)

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    November 21st, 2011

  17. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

    I’m a sweet transvestite from Transylvainiaaaaa…..

    Looks like Frankenfurter has struck again…

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    November 21st, 2011

  18. CommonSense

    I’m not sure what the problem is. I mean,c’mon ,she’s complying with the “No shoes, No shirt, No service” mandate. . .

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    November 21st, 2011

  19. CommonSense

    I wish they’d put the sexy underwear on the bottom shelf. . .

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    November 21st, 2011

  20. CommonSense

    L’il Suzy -”Granpda, what do you wear to WM? ”
    Grandpda -”Depends. . . “

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    November 21st, 2011

  21. CommonSense

    Gives new meaning to “I forgot something at the store”. . .

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    November 21st, 2011

  22. CommonSense

    Frankenstein called- He wants his boots back ! !

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    November 21st, 2011

  23. CommonSense

    I don’t care about the cookies, but I’d Never buy what’s on the other side of the aisle. . .

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    November 21st, 2011

  24. CommonSense

    Funny,most underwear “racing stripes” are brown,not blue. . .

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    November 21st, 2011

  25. CommonSense

    Just think, 40 years ago, in the 70′s, someone thought that was hot and loved to tap that ! ! !

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    November 21st, 2011

  26. K-dog

    Marilyn Manson’s mom

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    November 21st, 2011

  27. kirbyssister

    Granny has tucked her MP3 in her bloomers AGAIN! Those ear buds have the longest, dog-gone wires on them. Wrapping them around your thighs and ‘tween the cheeks just ain’t cool.

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    November 21st, 2011

  28. mike reiley

    No wonder the old guy didnt wear pants. He wanted to slip it in.

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    November 21st, 2011

  29. Connie

    At least you know she’s not shoplifting those cookies :-)

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    November 21st, 2011

  30. Marti Sherrill

    ARE WE EVEN SURE IT’S A FEMALE?

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    November 21st, 2011

  31. diggerie-doo

    Im not so sure why the yellow panties ON TOP of the control top pantyhose, but do I dare ask about the blue thing going up the crack of her ass????

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    November 21st, 2011

  32. Scott R

    “I see Paris I see France,
    I feel something growing n my underpants”

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    November 21st, 2011

  33. Simulated Sanity

    Yellow means “CAUTION”…
    So I’m steering clear of this one.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  34. JAG

    You do know she is doing that on purpose. She wants to catch the eye of the door greeter, she has the “hots” for him.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  35. gail

    Does anyone else appreciate the irony that grandma is showing us her cookies while grabbing some cookies? I love her wardrobe choice tho. Its a cross between Olivia Newton John in the Lets Get Physical video with dominatrix boots. Sweeter than those cookies.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  36. Cactus

    I honestly still can’t figure out what exactly I’m looking at.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  37. Jen

    Granny’s proud of her flexibility.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  38. Son of Sam's Club

    Grammy?

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    November 22nd, 2011

  39. grim reaper

    looks like she/he rann in, between the river dance gigs to grab a snack .

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    November 22nd, 2011

  40. SUZIEQ

    Linda S of Staten Island raised all five of her sons to wear sandals but she said ninny na na na na noo noo about wearing sandals to all eighteen of her daughters………One night of sex with the bedbug and the insect hatches twenty three larvaes.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  41. SUZIEQ

    Linda S of Staten Island had free wild sex with the bedbug only because the cockyroach, the rat and her mangy mutt all passed on the opportunity chuckchuckchuck

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    November 22nd, 2011

  42. SUZIEQ

    Linda S of Staten Island

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    DEEEEEEEEEEE

    Doodydoodydoody

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    DEE

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    November 22nd, 2011

  43. Stephen

    I see London, I see France, I can see your…….

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  44. Janparot

    To Motley Crue! That is the string you pull to make her talk! Mabe it’s broken! LOL

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    November 22nd, 2011

  45. jusme

    The way the world is progressing, one day the thong will be concidered granny panties. Then shots like these will be very disturbing.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  46. jusme

    stop lookin at my mom, my mom. my mom, stop lookin at my mom

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    November 22nd, 2011

  47. girl watcher

    I think that’s Eva Braun!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  48. clydee

    Bottoms Up!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  49. Wilson

    Look! It’s that Super Hero, Wonder Bread Woman!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  50. toeachhisown

    Is it my imagination, or does this creature have a square ass?

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    November 22nd, 2011

  51. SeriouslyWhatever

    If this is your grandma, please, please, please put her in a home!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  52. JAG

    TOEACHHISOWN – OK, now the most disturbing thing about this is that you got me to scroll back up and stare at this old lady’s butt. After studying it for a while, it looks as though she has a foam neck brace wrapped around her hips, or just some weird fat deposits.

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    November 23rd, 2011

  53. LST

    I’m shocked, I didn’t see any “I’d hit that” comments, LOL!

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    November 23rd, 2011

  54. LST

    NO, I would NOT hit that, except with an oar.

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    November 23rd, 2011

  55. toeachhisown

    Ha! Made you look! :-)

    I’m kinda partial to the neck brace theory…

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    November 23rd, 2011

  56. Icy the humor

    TOEACHHISOWN- Maybe butt injection gone bad? Could explain the three-layered underwear (though nothing explains that thong!).

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    November 23rd, 2011

  57. JAG

    :)
    You have not been giving me much to work with lately.

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    November 24th, 2011

  58. one foot over the edge

    Jus’ talkin’ to myself…..

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    November 25th, 2011

  59. Danielle

    Yessssss this is my mom!!!! :)

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    November 30th, 2011

  60. The dude abides

    Nothing says welcome to walmart like granny camel toe.

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    December 1st, 2011

  61. Jo Burrow

    I really don’t mean to be politically incorrect but there’s lots more of those where that one came from……just go to Walli-World in person and see for yourself….

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    December 26th, 2011

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