Open Position



Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within.

Virginia

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Open Position, 5.5 out of 10 based on 542 ratings

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  1. MOTLEY CRUE

    Well….I wonder what would happen if the girl next door applied within?

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    November 22nd, 2011

  2. Abby

    hahahahaha!!! That took me a sec……………

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    November 22nd, 2011

  3. Merry

    This might be a bad place for this invitation. I’d try Macy’s or Carson’s parking lot instead.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  4. Ralph

    Better put in a weight limit if you advertise at Walmart

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    November 22nd, 2011

  5. madz1962

    Someone needs a hug. Someone’s very bitter.

    (Don’t they sell ammo in Walmart?)

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    November 22nd, 2011

  6. Katastrophic

    Merry, if he advertises in the high dollar stores, then she would spend too much money!!! I think he knows what he wants!!! lol
    This one did make me laugh, MUCH better than sick, pathetic little old men who need help!!!!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  7. Grandmasdrinking

    Old cheap car, not even power windows. Might need new tires.Rack for dirt bike. Cheap watch and stupid bracelet. Lives in Virginia. Painted his own ignorant sign on window. Advertises in WalMart parking lot.

    Yea, this guy is a keeper. Any applicants beating down the door to his trailer yet ?

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    November 22nd, 2011

  8. John

    @Ralph That’s what the trailer is for!!!! LMAO

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    November 22nd, 2011

  9. hahahhahaah

    sounds like GRANDMASDRINKING is a little bitter about him firing her!!!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  10. drew

    funny, he is still sitting in the car. must be waiting for applictions.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  11. hairball

    Of course it could also be a case of a cheating, nasty, dishonest rip having been given the gate. It ain’t always the guy’s fault. The cheap car maybe all he can afford now. What’s the line in the country song “I got the Jeep, she got the palace” or “she got the goldmine, I got the shaft”
    Shows a pretty good sense of humor in my book.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  12. MamaKat

    Ahhhh…who needs eHarmony? I’ll just take out an ad….on my car!!! Yeah, dat’s de ticket!

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    November 22nd, 2011

  13. Jami

    How do you know it’s a guy? Perhaps it’s a woman advertising for a husband. Or someone with adopted children looking for a same-gender partner.

    Anything’s possible in Virginia.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  14. lizzytoo

    at least he can spell

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    November 22nd, 2011

  15. yolanda

    While the arm does appear male, please note it is the daddy figure which has been crossed out, not the mommy figure. Maybe Daddy did this as he left to “help out” one last time. Who the driver is, now that’s a mystery. Perhaps he’s an applicant demonstrating his ability to tolerate extreme embarrassment for her convenience.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  16. Cynic

    Interviews are in the back seat.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  17. Bobba-lou

    To me it looks like he’s saying she’s with the kids, cat and dog, and he’s not the daddy anymore in that family?

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    November 22nd, 2011

  18. jpark

    The trailer rack on the back is for the electric scooter….only those over 350 pounds should apply…teeth optional…liking high alcohol flavored wine a plus…cigarette smokers encouraged to apply

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    November 22nd, 2011

  19. Pat

    If you go by the order these cartoons are usually placed in, it’s the mother that’s crossed off. That’s because the guys ALWAYS think they should be first.(until it comes to changing a diaper)

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    November 22nd, 2011

  20. Mike

    Well, at least he kept the dog…..

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    November 22nd, 2011

  21. Chelsie

    The mommy figure is the one crossed out. I see those stickers all the time here in Ohio lol Honestly I think that’s pretty damn funny. Obviously the woman must’ve done something to make him bitter. I’d guess either cheating or taking everything in the divorce :P

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    November 22nd, 2011

  22. Jen

    The guy doesn’t know what’s on the back window – he’s just wondering why everyone is stopping and looking at his vehicle.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  23. RUKIDNME

    At least if he picks up a new Mrs.Bubba at WalMart he’ll know she’s low maintenence…..

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    November 22nd, 2011

  24. toeachhisown

    Confident, self respecting women with their shit together need not apply.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  25. Jennifer

    Funny…but I think spouse shopping might be not so great at walmart…try somewhere else.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  26. Raider Rick

    Why the hell would he want another sucubus? On the other hand a hot nanny would be nice.

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    November 22nd, 2011

  27. Mr. Know It All

    Must be redneck Kama Sutra

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    November 22nd, 2011

  28. Rellik PanDragon

    I think it’s the wife’s “open” “position” that led to there being an open position

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    November 22nd, 2011

  29. NotASaint

    I think it’s funny and clever.

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    November 23rd, 2011

  30. gail

    Yea, while the electric scooter rack on the back makes it a tempting offer…I’m sure she is getting half of his disability check for all of those kids so I’ll pass.

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    November 23rd, 2011

  31. LST

    I don’t get it.

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    November 23rd, 2011

  32. Eric

    I hate those stickers.

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    November 24th, 2011

  33. LEN

    This is in Bedford Va. enough said.

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    November 28th, 2011

  34. The dude abides

    Better go somewhere else for a wife. Eliminate felons, high school dropouts, size +30s, and retards, and you don’t have anyone left. Besides, the only thing the walmart girls know how to cook is meth.

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    December 1st, 2011

  35. jason

    Len, this is Dublin, VA.

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    December 5th, 2011

  36. bca

    I saw this in Christiansburg, VA too.

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    December 12th, 2011

  37. WildStyl3

    Hahaha omw to work I saw this car!! Hilarious that it made it to powm!!!! Heads up there is an application fee!!

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    December 28th, 2011

  38. slikwilly

    notice the writing is with white shoe polish , and easly wiped off,, just in case momma comes back,, most likely shopping for a quicky,, while mommas shopping for a new something

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    January 27th, 2012

  39. slikwilly

    what in the world does he expect to fids in a walmart parking lot?? another 1 ton-er

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    January 27th, 2012

  40. Squish

    Slikwilly, It’s actually probably not shoe polish… it’s likely the window markers sold at Wal*Mart… And I’m just glad she still has her sense of humor even while going through something like that!

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    May 2nd, 2012

  41. BnORailroad

    My wife is a fucking bitch and completely get it. bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan yell yell yell. god almighty what a complete KUNTSKi

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    January 4th, 2014

  42. Lebo

    I LOVE IT!! Not even bash-worthy. Just great.

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    March 20th, 2014

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