Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within.
42 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Vehicles, Virginia
Well….I wonder what would happen if the girl next door applied within?
November 22nd, 2011
hahahahaha!!! That took me a sec……………
This might be a bad place for this invitation. I’d try Macy’s or Carson’s parking lot instead.
Better put in a weight limit if you advertise at Walmart
Someone needs a hug. Someone’s very bitter.
(Don’t they sell ammo in Walmart?)
Merry, if he advertises in the high dollar stores, then she would spend too much money!!! I think he knows what he wants!!! lol
This one did make me laugh, MUCH better than sick, pathetic little old men who need help!!!!
Old cheap car, not even power windows. Might need new tires.Rack for dirt bike. Cheap watch and stupid bracelet. Lives in Virginia. Painted his own ignorant sign on window. Advertises in WalMart parking lot.
Yea, this guy is a keeper. Any applicants beating down the door to his trailer yet ?
@Ralph That’s what the trailer is for!!!! LMAO
sounds like GRANDMASDRINKING is a little bitter about him firing her!!!
funny, he is still sitting in the car. must be waiting for applictions.
Of course it could also be a case of a cheating, nasty, dishonest rip having been given the gate. It ain’t always the guy’s fault. The cheap car maybe all he can afford now. What’s the line in the country song “I got the Jeep, she got the palace” or “she got the goldmine, I got the shaft”
Shows a pretty good sense of humor in my book.
Ahhhh…who needs eHarmony? I’ll just take out an ad….on my car!!! Yeah, dat’s de ticket!
How do you know it’s a guy? Perhaps it’s a woman advertising for a husband. Or someone with adopted children looking for a same-gender partner.
Anything’s possible in Virginia.
at least he can spell
While the arm does appear male, please note it is the daddy figure which has been crossed out, not the mommy figure. Maybe Daddy did this as he left to “help out” one last time. Who the driver is, now that’s a mystery. Perhaps he’s an applicant demonstrating his ability to tolerate extreme embarrassment for her convenience.
Interviews are in the back seat.
To me it looks like he’s saying she’s with the kids, cat and dog, and he’s not the daddy anymore in that family?
The trailer rack on the back is for the electric scooter….only those over 350 pounds should apply…teeth optional…liking high alcohol flavored wine a plus…cigarette smokers encouraged to apply
If you go by the order these cartoons are usually placed in, it’s the mother that’s crossed off. That’s because the guys ALWAYS think they should be first.(until it comes to changing a diaper)
Well, at least he kept the dog…..
The mommy figure is the one crossed out. I see those stickers all the time here in Ohio lol Honestly I think that’s pretty damn funny. Obviously the woman must’ve done something to make him bitter. I’d guess either cheating or taking everything in the divorce
The guy doesn’t know what’s on the back window – he’s just wondering why everyone is stopping and looking at his vehicle.
At least if he picks up a new Mrs.Bubba at WalMart he’ll know she’s low maintenence…..
Confident, self respecting women with their shit together need not apply.
Funny…but I think spouse shopping might be not so great at walmart…try somewhere else.
Why the hell would he want another sucubus? On the other hand a hot nanny would be nice.
Mr. Know It All
Must be redneck Kama Sutra
I think it’s the wife’s “open” “position” that led to there being an open position
I think it’s funny and clever.
November 23rd, 2011
Yea, while the electric scooter rack on the back makes it a tempting offer…I’m sure she is getting half of his disability check for all of those kids so I’ll pass.
I don’t get it.
I hate those stickers.
November 24th, 2011
This is in Bedford Va. enough said.
November 28th, 2011
The dude abides
Better go somewhere else for a wife. Eliminate felons, high school dropouts, size +30s, and retards, and you don’t have anyone left. Besides, the only thing the walmart girls know how to cook is meth.
December 1st, 2011
Len, this is Dublin, VA.
December 5th, 2011
I saw this in Christiansburg, VA too.
December 12th, 2011
Hahaha omw to work I saw this car!! Hilarious that it made it to powm!!!! Heads up there is an application fee!!
December 28th, 2011
notice the writing is with white shoe polish , and easly wiped off,, just in case momma comes back,, most likely shopping for a quicky,, while mommas shopping for a new something
January 27th, 2012
what in the world does he expect to fids in a walmart parking lot?? another 1 ton-er
Slikwilly, It’s actually probably not shoe polish… it’s likely the window markers sold at Wal*Mart… And I’m just glad she still has her sense of humor even while going through something like that!
May 2nd, 2012
My wife is a fucking bitch and completely get it. bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan yell yell yell. god almighty what a complete KUNTSKi
January 4th, 2014
I LOVE IT!! Not even bash-worthy. Just great.
March 20th, 2014