November 22nd, 2011
Open Position
Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within.
Virginia
Open Position,
Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within.
Virginia
Open Position,
40 Comments, Comment or Ping
Well….I wonder what would happen if the girl next door applied within?
November 22nd, 2011
hahahahaha!!! That took me a sec……………
November 22nd, 2011
This might be a bad place for this invitation. I’d try Macy’s or Carson’s parking lot instead.
November 22nd, 2011
Better put in a weight limit if you advertise at Walmart
November 22nd, 2011
Someone needs a hug. Someone’s very bitter.
(Don’t they sell ammo in Walmart?)
November 22nd, 2011
Merry, if he advertises in the high dollar stores, then she would spend too much money!!! I think he knows what he wants!!! lol
This one did make me laugh, MUCH better than sick, pathetic little old men who need help!!!!
November 22nd, 2011
Old cheap car, not even power windows. Might need new tires.Rack for dirt bike. Cheap watch and stupid bracelet. Lives in Virginia. Painted his own ignorant sign on window. Advertises in WalMart parking lot.
Yea, this guy is a keeper. Any applicants beating down the door to his trailer yet ?
November 22nd, 2011
@Ralph That’s what the trailer is for!!!! LMAO
November 22nd, 2011
sounds like GRANDMASDRINKING is a little bitter about him firing her!!!
November 22nd, 2011
funny, he is still sitting in the car. must be waiting for applictions.
November 22nd, 2011
Of course it could also be a case of a cheating, nasty, dishonest rip having been given the gate. It ain’t always the guy’s fault. The cheap car maybe all he can afford now. What’s the line in the country song “I got the Jeep, she got the palace” or “she got the goldmine, I got the shaft”
Shows a pretty good sense of humor in my book.
November 22nd, 2011
Ahhhh…who needs eHarmony? I’ll just take out an ad….on my car!!! Yeah, dat’s de ticket!
November 22nd, 2011
How do you know it’s a guy? Perhaps it’s a woman advertising for a husband. Or someone with adopted children looking for a same-gender partner.
Anything’s possible in Virginia.
November 22nd, 2011
at least he can spell
November 22nd, 2011
While the arm does appear male, please note it is the daddy figure which has been crossed out, not the mommy figure. Maybe Daddy did this as he left to “help out” one last time. Who the driver is, now that’s a mystery. Perhaps he’s an applicant demonstrating his ability to tolerate extreme embarrassment for her convenience.
November 22nd, 2011
Interviews are in the back seat.
November 22nd, 2011
To me it looks like he’s saying she’s with the kids, cat and dog, and he’s not the daddy anymore in that family?
November 22nd, 2011
The trailer rack on the back is for the electric scooter….only those over 350 pounds should apply…teeth optional…liking high alcohol flavored wine a plus…cigarette smokers encouraged to apply
November 22nd, 2011
If you go by the order these cartoons are usually placed in, it’s the mother that’s crossed off. That’s because the guys ALWAYS think they should be first.(until it comes to changing a diaper)
November 22nd, 2011
Well, at least he kept the dog…..
November 22nd, 2011
The mommy figure is the one crossed out. I see those stickers all the time here in Ohio lol Honestly I think that’s pretty damn funny. Obviously the woman must’ve done something to make him bitter. I’d guess either cheating or taking everything in the divorce
November 22nd, 2011
The guy doesn’t know what’s on the back window – he’s just wondering why everyone is stopping and looking at his vehicle.
November 22nd, 2011
At least if he picks up a new Mrs.Bubba at WalMart he’ll know she’s low maintenence…..
November 22nd, 2011
Confident, self respecting women with their shit together need not apply.
November 22nd, 2011
Funny…but I think spouse shopping might be not so great at walmart…try somewhere else.
November 22nd, 2011
Why the hell would he want another sucubus? On the other hand a hot nanny would be nice.
November 22nd, 2011
Must be redneck Kama Sutra
November 22nd, 2011
I think it’s the wife’s “open” “position” that led to there being an open position
November 22nd, 2011
I think it’s funny and clever.
November 23rd, 2011
Yea, while the electric scooter rack on the back makes it a tempting offer…I’m sure she is getting half of his disability check for all of those kids so I’ll pass.
November 23rd, 2011
I don’t get it.
November 23rd, 2011
I hate those stickers.
November 24th, 2011
This is in Bedford Va. enough said.
November 28th, 2011
Better go somewhere else for a wife. Eliminate felons, high school dropouts, size +30s, and retards, and you don’t have anyone left. Besides, the only thing the walmart girls know how to cook is meth.
December 1st, 2011
Len, this is Dublin, VA.
December 5th, 2011
I saw this in Christiansburg, VA too.
December 12th, 2011
Hahaha omw to work I saw this car!! Hilarious that it made it to powm!!!! Heads up there is an application fee!!
December 28th, 2011
notice the writing is with white shoe polish , and easly wiped off,, just in case momma comes back,, most likely shopping for a quicky,, while mommas shopping for a new something
January 27th, 2012
what in the world does he expect to fids in a walmart parking lot?? another 1 ton-er
January 27th, 2012
Slikwilly, It’s actually probably not shoe polish… it’s likely the window markers sold at Wal*Mart… And I’m just glad she still has her sense of humor even while going through something like that!
May 2nd, 2012
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