Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.
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Wow… OMDamn! I’m speechless.
November 28th, 2011
“Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.”
This sounds more like a dare >:-D
Note the colors he works at target lmao
Excellent picture!!! You gotta be some kind of moron to get your butt arrested over a slightly discounted item -.- wow
I can’t believe there is only one pig. Usually they wont screw with anyone unless there is eight of them !
Did he piss himself because of the taser, or because the sale was Just. That. Good?
Linda S of Staten Island is in the back stealing some de doe de rent and a can of dog food. She once was the cat lady but the felines got away.
Don’t tase me, Bro
I bet the people in the crowd are like “hurry UP! I want what’s in his cart, he has the last waffle maker for $2!!!!”
there is two cops there not one
This isn’t from Black Friday. If it were, people would be trampling both of them to get to that $399 whateveritis first…..
The cop is doing the Tebow!
to funny all i got to say. makes you wonder wtf he was doing to get tasered
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looks like a older version of mario tring to be a cop rofl
“Attention Walmart shoppers….buy a tazer today and get a free set of steak knives”…free demonstration near men’s clothing”
My sister lives in Florence where this happened. He was intoxicated and trying to steal stuff, including things out of other people’s carts. He became beligerent when the poilce started to corner him, and tried to run, thus the taser.
To protect and to serve up a good ass whippin’ when Black Friday goes horribly awry…
Glamor Shots Couldn’t Have Done Any Better…
Just another guy trying to get his Christmas shoplifting done early.
The cop is Tebowing on that perp!!!
What a terrible way to start the holiday. The guy is going to jail which is going to cost him money for bail and he pissed all over himself.
I can’t imagine anything anyone could do at China-Mart that would necessitate tasering. Tasering is a last resort before actually shooting someone. Poor dude has been hit with the taser and the cop still feels the need to put his knee into his back? Looks like excessive use of force to me. Wish I knew exactly where this took place.
Actually this guy was the first one to snag the new video game out with real life action apparently you get a real cop and can even get taxed….for 399 it must be a good deal…so much for Wii and xbox kinect …this is way more life like and just look how many others are waiting to get theirs….
Sale on chalk aisle 3. Stock up there will be more bodies.
Maybe no one has ever ever ever been tasered online shopping but I’ve shart myself a few times hunting online deals.
“Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.”
There’s my chance to make my mark on society. Now…how do I draw the po-po to my house to get tased…?
uhhh…. Bamagirl150…. so far, there have been mace spraying, gun shots, riots, and fist fights during these sales and you can’t imagine “anything anyone could do at China-Mart that would necessitate tasering”?????
I would bet my left tit he got what he deserved.
OMG that was one of my favorite shoplifting incidents was when the suspect fled and he was tasered! LMAO he probably did get what her deserved
Your imagination staggers the mind…..
Look who’s talking…
A wal-creature finally gets what they deserve!
It’s true…it happened in my hometown.
Bad boy– bad boy what ya gonna do ! I just love the look on the peoples faces in the back round, like WTF !
`”Target employee tasered for shopping at the opposing corporation’s store”.
Just goes to show you can’t be seen in Wal-Mart in a red shirt and khaki pants without consequences!
I wonder if he celebrated Why The Hell Did I Think I needed to Buy That Saturday?
I am the real MATT DAHN and I did NOT make these posts!
Ingenuity at it’s best – He missed his caffeine bolt, so he had to get it somewhere!
“I ain’t do nuttin’. I ain’t see nuttin’. I jus’ be standin’ heah mindin’ my bidness when I suddenly feels this sharp pain in my ass and this cop yells “Go a nudder one of dem.”
That will teach him not to come to wal-mart drunk, causing a scene and talking back to the cop.
Nothing says “Merry Christmas!” like a well placed tazer dart…
Well, Matt, it’s kind of hard to tell anymore – there have been four different Matt Dahn avatars in just the last few days…..
walmart is very serious when theysay only one per customer and clearly he had 2 of the same thing in his cart
Now that’s how you sell a taser!
Bahahahaha! Good times. People have lost their minds these days for real! Go home & spend time with your family & stop trying to buy their love with fancy gifts. Maybe a taser ride shocked some sense into this guy!
I’m trying to figure out exactly what you have to do to get yourself tasered in a Walmart. The mind boggles!
Stupid, stupid people. Yeah…Merry Christmas. Totally disgusted in what in what people have done to what used to be Christmas. I’m certain those kids of yours are so very proud of your behavior trying to get several dollars off some Chinese made junk.
You know it is bad when this was the headline on your local news. Dang I didn’t know I was around that many idiots
Heres the game plan honey. Ill start a fight, get tased and piss myself you grab the $2 waffle maker, $1.88 bath towels and maybe one of those giant baby dolls while theyre all distracted.
Afterwards, the store security guards noticed several people removing merchandise from their pockets and placing it neatly back on the shelves.
Here’s the story on this shocked shopper…
A shopper at Walmart in Florence was stunned with a Taser gun and arrested around 11 p.m. Friday. Authorities said the man became unruly when a police officer attempted to question him about his behavior.
Florence Police Lt. Tim Wooten said the shopper was having difficulty walking and appeared to be intoxicated. When the officer attempted to escort the shopper out of the crowded store for questioning, the man attempted to break away from the officer and became belligerent, police said.
Wooten said the officer was forced to use his Taser to control him.
The man was charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, all misdemeanor charges.
who would tazzer someone in walmart?????
Scene from “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: Electric Boogaloo”
You just got TEBOWED!
Just shows you what happens when two losers get together one acts like a loser and the mafias flunkies becomes one while tasing. Down with all voters and those who support slavery and laws that take away peoples true freedom.
This happened in my hometown! So proud!!
November 29th, 2011
Who would taser someone at a Walmart in front of a busy crowd,where kids could get hit with that? That seems really sad,whatever he was allegedly taking wasn’t really worth much anyways,to cause harm to another shopper. There’s nothing worth that much at a Walmart!
Actually, I have been tasered while doing online shopping… not by a police officer though
I bet his ass won’t go out for a damn Baby Alive ever again!!!
Ah ha ha ha ha
As soon as I saw this picture, I just knew it was taken in Alabama (I live in Alabama).
I dunno if that makes cyber monday better, If I knew I would get to see someone get tased I would have gone shopping on black friday
Its not fun till someone gets gazed:)
Picked the wrong day to Occupy Walmart!
LOL I grew up in that area but don’t live there anymore. Apparently, an idiot standing in line gets belligerent. Cops are called, idiot gets worse. Cop ends up having to tazer said idiot. Idiot is then charged for public drunk, resisting arrest and anything else they can think of . It’s funny that almost all of the problems associated with Black Friday happen at Wal-Mart.
OK, so he’s drunk, tazered, face down, hand cuffed and has a knee in the middle of his back. Has this rent-a-cop ever heard of ‘positional asphyxia’? MASSIVE FAIL on his part…this is basic training stuff.
The reason they haven’t been tazed is because you MUST leave the store to shoplift anything!!!
The man didn’t steal anything because he is still in the store!!!
November 30th, 2011
I live in the city where this took place!! Was actually in the store when it happened! This guy was very drunk and was bumping into customers and causing all kinds of problems. He resisted arrest and tried to hit a cop. There was no excessive force. The cops did what they had to do to get this moron under control!!
Paul Blart to base! Paul Blart to base!!!! I’m in aisle 10, come take my picture! Damn I look cool!!
December 1st, 2011
Sad thing is, I live in this area that this happened .Good thing is I was not at this Walmart on black Friday.
December 6th, 2011
Yeehaw! It’s taser time y’all
December 11th, 2011
This was taken at the Rome NY walmart. He was tased and pissed himself after his mother and another lady got in a fist fight over some games.The guy who took this photo has a better video.
December 12th, 2011
This was not cyber Monday. I was on Black Friday!
December 13th, 2011
Kansas City Chiefs Pride
Love this pic! Thanks POWM
December 27th, 2011
People will never give up their place in life for anything. If you push your way in life heaven help you. Black Friday is getting dangerous year after year.
January 10th, 2012
joe from tampa
standard police brutality, kill a cop save a child.
February 3rd, 2012
cletis get yer gun!!!!
June 4th, 2012
I'm not telling my name :P
…all of you are wrong; this is my brother and he didn’t piss himself and nor does he work at target.
Also, this was in Florence, Alabama, not Rome, New York.
October 17th, 2012
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September 13th, 2013