November 29th, 2011
Baby Lee
It’s not often “smart” and “hillbilly” are in the same sentence but I suppose the hillbilly smart car defies nearly all types of logic so I’ll just go ahead and tell this guy that while we appreciate his attempt, there is literally nothing in the world that can be done to man-up a smart car. Chances are good he already lost his balls, but if someone happens to see him go ahead and take them with his man card please.
Florida
Baby Lee,
72 Comments, Comment or Ping
What the Hell? The engine in the real General Lee is bigger than this whole damn car! There’s no room for a Dixie horn, you can’t slide across the hood, you can’t climb in the windows, what friggin’ good is this ,….this…………..thing? Bo and Luke could stomp this thing flat with just one boot! Even Daisy wouldn’t be caught dead in this thing! Pitiful, just pitiful. I know why they drove it to Wal Mart, you try to take this to the local general store and you get yer ass kicked!
November 29th, 2011
Can’t you just see little ppl Bo & Luke Duke going through the window?! Must be why the buggy is so close using it as a step ladder…hum?
November 29th, 2011
I agree doveplayer
November 29th, 2011
Wow, that car is almost as big as that shopping cart.
November 29th, 2011
It’s the General Wee!
November 29th, 2011
I told you not to wash it in hot water.
November 29th, 2011
Shouldn’t it be “1/2″ or “1/4″ instead of” 01″ ?
November 29th, 2011
Guess I could hang my 3rd leg out the window…
November 29th, 2011
It a coffin on wheels!
November 29th, 2011
They have come to Wal Mart, Bo, Jessie, Luke and Daisy, in their Wee Lee. Looking to buy a treadmill and one of them there flat screen TV’s.
November 29th, 2011
You just want to go up and start playing with it like kids do with Hot wheels.
VROOOOM VROOOOM.
He has to have a small penis to go with the car…
November 29th, 2011
its funny…why r we ragging on him/her? have a sense of humor people!
November 29th, 2011
Thy came sliding into the garage where I was getting some work done. To scruffy guys get out and ask if the mechanic can repair a flat ’cause they were on the way to buy new tires and one was going flat. I asked them what happened to the rest of the car. They did not laugh.
November 29th, 2011
I guess “Smart” cars are ok, but I’d need one for each foot.
November 29th, 2011
Obamamobile
November 29th, 2011
@No really….. – you didn’t see the decimal to the lower left of the zero? It’s “.01″
November 29th, 2011
Looks like he’s been racing parked cars.
November 29th, 2011
That’s cool. I don’t think it was meant to be taken seriously though but I guess this is the internets.
November 29th, 2011
i guess this is what happens when the general lee backfires.
November 29th, 2011
Shouldn’t that be numbered “0.5″?
November 29th, 2011
Wonder if ya gotta get in through the windows like the real General Lee??
November 29th, 2011
This is what the General Lee would have REALLY looked like after Bo and Luke launched it in one of their episodes.
November 29th, 2011
Bad boy.
Bad.
November 29th, 2011
“Chances are good he already lost his balls, but if someone happens to see him go ahead and take them with his man card please” and yet this site still makes fun of people who drive huge gas-guzzling trucks. Can’t have it either way, huh? The commentary sounds like the people we poke fun of at on this site(ie Wal Mart crowd)
November 29th, 2011
I think that 01 is the horsepower.
November 29th, 2011
Love it I want one but I’d paint it like a road apple.
November 29th, 2011
Sheri -excellent! You could then wear it for Halloween next year…..
November 29th, 2011
The General Wee gets in an accident, EMS won’t need the “jaws of life”. Just a can opener.
Hillbilly smart car. A classic example of an oxymoron.
November 29th, 2011
I like that car, does not need so much petrol and is perfect for the city. Of course this is not a perfect car for the country of “bigger is better”, but over here, this car is highly accepted.
November 29th, 2011
Someone needs to weld a giant penny onto the back. Those things are about the right size and shape for a Penny Racer!
November 29th, 2011
Boss Hogg takes a bigger dump than that abomination on wheels.
November 29th, 2011
Looks like the General has been busted down to a Private.
November 29th, 2011
No need to take his balls since we know he doesn’t have them – there’s no room for them in that car!
And keep paddling! I hear banjos…
November 29th, 2011
looks like General Lee has a new born baby, wait for it to grow up.
P.S. If I didn’t live in Alaska I’d love to have one.
November 29th, 2011
Shouldn’t the number of that thing be “0.5″?
November 29th, 2011
I love people with a sense of , and this guy’s got it.
November 29th, 2011
The MPG is a exactly equal to how far your a would be spread all over the pavement should you get rearended. . . .
November 29th, 2011
honestly from a owner of a smart car (myself) this is not that funny, whats funnier is what you dont see (the Redneck taking the Picture that most likely gets 15-23 mpg tops in their over sized Dual pick-up traveling by themselves (what a waste of gas). Now the smart car all i see is a 1,500$ waste of a Auto wrap (because it does look dumb)(but Otherwise hes pretty smart
November 29th, 2011
Actually, you can make a Smart Car badass. Search Youtube for Smart with hayabusa engine and you’ll see what I mean
November 30th, 2011
It’s probably some hipster being ‘ironic’.
November 30th, 2011
My smart kicks ASS! It might not have a lot of power but it will lose your SUV on the turns every time and it can white line like a motorbike if you’re really serious about getting ahead.
Smart’s power to weight ratio is good enough to have a little kick in a well maintained turbo diesel, better than the average econobox, and with more than the usual comfort and luxury available for an econobox. Remember, it’s just a classy hatchback econobox. But it’s got balls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPQIizRp9ck
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/433802/smart_crash_test/
#1 reason people tell me they wouldn’t drive my car? They’d be too afraid! So clearly it takes balls to drive a tiny car, and balls to face up to all the morons who think you’re weak because your car is small.
AWESOME paint job on this one!
November 30th, 2011
It may not be popular now but wait until oil hits US$2-300 per barrel. I like it!
November 30th, 2011
@Cloudchaser, I’ve seen those things and they are damn fast little roller skates. I’d like to drive one, just once. They’d have to move the seat back, I’m almost taller than the car.
November 30th, 2011
@cloudchaser, you beat me to it. they’re called the smart diablo, and i’d love to get a chance to try one. it’s got to be loud though with the engine sitting right next to you…
December 1st, 2011
The low-cost remake of Dukes of Hazzard…with only one Duke boy (Richard Simmons), Tonya Harding as Daisy Duke, and John Stamos (in heavy makeup) as “Uncle Jesse”.
December 1st, 2011
If it’s “smart” AND “hillbilly” does that make it a “Shart” car?
December 2nd, 2011
There is a manly Smart – the Smart Roadster. Too bad they only made them in Europe.
December 2nd, 2011
I hate to admit I like the little car. I always wondered how Bo and Luke could afford gas in their dodge charger as Daisy was the only person in the family who had a job.
December 3rd, 2011
looks more like 2LT Lee than General Lee
December 3rd, 2011
I’d rather use that as a beer can. Just sayin.
December 3rd, 2011
Where’s the other one? I mean, that’s a roller skate, right? Isn’t there suppose to be 2?
December 5th, 2011
General Lee? More like Private, Second Class Lee…
December 6th, 2011
What a wanna be fag!
December 6th, 2011
That’s the car for the new TLC show “Little People Big Hazzard County”
December 6th, 2011
I was actually right next to this car the other day at the light. If you live in the St. Petersburg/Pinellas Park area, you see this car around.
December 6th, 2011
That is so funny , this guy is a genuis
December 7th, 2011
I’ve seen this thing in person and it even has the dixie horns… Its really awesome
December 7th, 2011
Them Dukes are changing with the times and going GREEN lol
December 7th, 2011
if this is a smart car why didnt it run from the painter
December 9th, 2011
More like the private Lee
December 11th, 2011
It’s the fuel efficient General Lee, so it’s probably owned by a woman! >:O …or Ken Jeong
December 15th, 2011
i have a smart and i love it, im not buying anything else ever, ive got it up to 90 on the highway, and your gas guzzler cars, 25.00 to fill it up, 290 miles b4 i fill up, i wouldnt of had mine painted like that, but to each his own
December 15th, 2011
Smart Cars are coffins on wheels, three lug nuts on each wheel. Bet they are a fun ride on the turnpike, especially when a tractor-trailer passes by. No thank you. Do not care how many miles per gallon they get. It is not worth the chance of dying. Nice side cart on the Baby Lee !!!
December 21st, 2011
I bet the gas pedal is on the left so can cross your legs while you drive.
December 25th, 2011
it should be .01 not 01 that is terrable and hurts because i am from the real hazzerd county where they fimled the sho
January 13th, 2012
SCREW YOU! for the comment you made about “hillbillies and smart are not associated with each other very often!”
January 19th, 2012
im sorry peeps but i LOVE it..lol
January 22nd, 2012
IT’S A JUICY CONTRADICTION!
February 14th, 2012
If I ever want to pimp my Smart Roadster (look it up – it was in Knight and Day) that’s some inspiration right there
February 23rd, 2012
The General Flea
April 20th, 2012
Imagine the chIcks you could pull in that ride! Lol
May 1st, 2012
LOL I see this car all the time! Unfortunately I recognize that car and walmart!
June 17th, 2012
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