Cracking Up



Pffft, and they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Don’t waste your money pal, I’ve always said it’s a solid 6 inches of ass crack that they really love, so you are good.

Arkansas

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Cracking Up, 4.7 out of 10 based on 241 ratings

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  1. Amber

    SEXAY!

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  2. klberkey

    YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! Really? And his wife just stands there and lets him walk around like that? She must really hate him in the back of her mind.

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  3. Helen Hevener

    More proof that “crack can kill”- get that crack covered up man!!!!!

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  4. Remember crack kills. I know its killing me to look at it.

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  5. Helen Hevener

    Even more proof that “crack can kill”- get that crack covered up man!!!!

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  6. ashness

    He better be spending a lot of money on that jewelry he’s buying her!….oh wait…its Walmart SMH

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  7. MOTLEY CRUE

    Crack kills……..ask Rock Hudson!

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  8. tbird

    Wow! Didn’t he feel the breeze? HAHAHA >.<

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  9. mark

    Does he not feel a breeze?

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  10. Marsha

    he’s buying her jewelry at WALMART, did you really think he was a good catch??

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  11. Amber

    Maybe he is shopping for body jewerly

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  12. melissa

    whats more cheap the 6 ct cheap fake diamond or the guys 6inch of smelly butt crack

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  13. Oh Gheesh !!!!

    Hey “KLBerkey” You haven’t seen his wife’s face ? Maybe that’s all she could get was a fat ass slob of a man.
    OR maybe it’s her brother ?????

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  14. txleaguer

    Fetch me a trowel and a bucket of Spackle, stat!

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  15. the hill alive with the sound of music

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  16. awe jees

    nasty.
    See… society needs to pull it’s damn pants up.

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  17. Rick Seiden

    I hate you for making me look at that. At least he can claim he didn’t know. But YOU! You knew full well what that would do to my eyes, and you showed it anyway!

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  18. AlanW

    Is that JUST ass-crack or is he wearing a thong???????

    CLOROX PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. laroz2003

    How can anybody think that’s OK?? Really??

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  20. I’ve heard of a “plumber’s crack” but that is a friggen’ canyon.

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  21. lula

    Please! You can’t tell me he didn’t feel the breeze!

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  22. gina

    PLEASE, just don’t scratch that thing!!!!!

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  23. Jimmy

    Couldn’t he feel that or is he advertising something?

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  24. Robert

    It’s time to crack down on crack! SPACKLE TIME!!!

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  25. I’ve heard of a “plumbers crack” but that there is a friggen’ canyon.

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  26. This is in Arkansas so this must be the redneck style of wearing your pants gangsta.

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  27. Northerngirl

    Must be a really hot day down south for old Jimmy Joe Bob to have to air out the old poop chute while shopping.

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  28. Nunya D. Business

    I want me some of that ass crack. I jus cant take it anymore….BRING IT ON BABYYYYYYY……ROFFLMAOPIMP

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  29. Samigrrrl

    So like, I see two possibilities here:

    One is that Mr. Ass Crack was *hoping* he’d wind up on this website (as you see very well, his vertical smile–he’s purely just posing)

    Or two, it was laundry day and he figured going commando was better than the much more obvious alternative of STAYING HOME!

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  30. one foot over the edge

    We have a theme going, with the previous pic…..

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  31. I’ve heard of “plumber crack” but that there is a freakin’ canyon

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  32. Eric

    Decisions, decisions….belt or walmart jewelry? Which one should it be?

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  33. GIRL WATCHER

    Home of the Linda S of Staten Island

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  34. hardwurkindaddy

    I think that’s my brother!

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  35. klberkey

    @ OH GHEESH !!!!

    Actually, no I haven’t seen her face. As a matter of fact, I truly believe that this is the only picture I’ve ever seen of her. I just hope that someone out there is actually kind enough to point it out to her that he needs to lift his pants.

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  36. Jarz

    I hope they choose a ring that shines as bright as the moon… Oh, wait. Nevermind.

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  37. Jeff T.

    His Ass is sooo big> He must have used his underpants for a bedsheet. Or a car cover.

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  38. Ken

    He needs a whole bucket of Crack Spackle

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  39. That could be that ladies “special” son… Even Tyrone Biggums from Dave Chappell thinks thats too much crack.

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  40. briscocounty

    OMG, I think he just winked at me!

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  41. louie

    Well the biggest crack from Arkansas was in DC but I think he moved to N Y

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  42. Courtney

    Maybe it’s not his ass. Maybe his back has a really big crack in it.

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  43. Ralph

    A slingshot and some hard candy would fix that problem

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  44. Jpark

    “Crack…a woman’s best friend”

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  45. Mandy

    This Walmart obviously doesn’t require pants and he’s taking full advantage of it!

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  46. sam

    we are one shart away from disaster.

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  47. Lisa

    That is just NOT okay.

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  48. snarky snark

    Maybe he’s shopping for a belt.

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  49. JIM

    HE TAKES SCRATCH AND SNIFF TO A LOWER LEVEL.

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  50. Jeff T.

    Maybe he has sooo much money in his pocket the weight of it is pulling down his pants..

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  51. Dawee

    No rock will cover that crack.. sorry..

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  52. Jpark

    Is’nt a fart really a southern love call ???

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  53. BORATFAN1

    That’s more crack than you’d find in an Oakland alley.

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  54. Linda S of Staten Island

    Well name changer we have finally found a pic of you…………Now do you know why I dumped your big fat A**?

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  55. eunuch

    All that bleach y’all keep asking for your eyes? There’s a better use. Poor a cup down that crack. Clean it out. disinfect (maybe). bleach his pubs. ruin his clothes and watch him dance around as it burns his asshole.

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  56. Anonymous

    His asscrack is running halfway up his back!

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  57. Nita J

    What is with all these Walmart managers? If it were my store there would be a sign at the door that says, ‘no shirts, no shoes, ass crack or boobs showing, NO SERVICE”!!!!

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  58. coopster

    A good squirt of super glue and he’ll fill up with crap, wait a minute, maybe that already happened.

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  59. Public Enema

    If she says yes to his proposal now for better or worse will be a walk in the park.

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  60. Public Enema

    I spy with my little eye something that is long and smelly.

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  61. GIRL WATCHER

    One is by sissy, two is by doody

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  62. Jennifer

    she needs to send him to buy a belt and run away….quickly!

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  63. RUNNING4COVER

    Hey isn’t that staten island teenie weenie & his girl linda s?

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  64. Son of Sam's Club

    All this walking around is giving me the farts.

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  65. Do they still make those guns that shoot the darts with suckers on the end? I think I see a target.

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  66. jon

    little velvet boxes are over rated…he will store the ring in his crack…so she will find later

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  67. DM

    Why you can see half way to China!!

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  68. Autumn

    ewww, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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  69. Hmmmm

    Anyone has a pebble that we can throw? Maybe he would get the message then to pull up his britches!

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  70. PPLWATCHER

    Even plumbers like to shop for bargains at walmart…

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  71. Target Practice

    Enough to make me reload the super soaker with battery acid!

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  72. icy the humor

    Ever notice how fat people always use the counter to help hold themselves up?

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  73. ashley

    sad thing is thats my biological dad and his wife who is younger then me.. they are not there to buy shit… he is there to buy something he already has so that he can return the broken one and rip that place off like always… he is nothing but a sad sorry mother f’er thats all i have to say about it.. and yes she does hate him cause she cant get away from him.. he has been molosting her since she was 13 and brain washed her into thinking that no one loves or wants her..

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  74. !!!!!

    whats really sad here is the people that take pictures of people that may be other wise happy and for the moment, looks like they are. everyone here has something in there life they wouldn’t want posted on a website somewhere! if it were me and i caught someone taking picture for a sick fix, I do believe there would be blood to pay!

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  75. Dakota

    How could one not know their butt crack is showing? I’m certain that I would feel my pants sag, or I’d feel colder, or a breeze perhaps? If this guy thinks he is a walking slot machine, I know where to put the quarters, I just don’t want to know what I’d have to pull to see if I’m a winner.

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  76. crackmeup

    I dare anyone to give that man an Atomic Wedgy!

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  77. sam

    omg, love this site

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  78. samwa

    boxes are soo over rated he can stick thee ring in hios crack ans she will find it soon

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  79. it's just me

    I am almost 99% sure I know this nice young fellow. He is one of the greatest people I know.

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  80. laurenrose

    I’ve seen this crack before.. He works at my college. :(
    Apparently he loves the breeze.

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  81. Jess C

    seriously!, how can you not feel a breeze pass by your crack!??

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  82. Amanda M.

    No diamond would be big enough to get me with that guy…

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