November 30th, 2011
Cracking Up
Pffft, and they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Don’t waste your money pal, I’ve always said it’s a solid 6 inches of ass crack that they really love, so you are good.
Arkansas
Cracking Up,
Pffft, and they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Don’t waste your money pal, I’ve always said it’s a solid 6 inches of ass crack that they really love, so you are good.
Arkansas
Cracking Up,
81 Comments, Comment or Ping
SEXAY!
November 30th, 2011
YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! Really? And his wife just stands there and lets him walk around like that? She must really hate him in the back of her mind.
November 30th, 2011
More proof that “crack can kill”- get that crack covered up man!!!!!
November 30th, 2011
Remember crack kills. I know its killing me to look at it.
November 30th, 2011
Even more proof that “crack can kill”- get that crack covered up man!!!!
November 30th, 2011
He better be spending a lot of money on that jewelry he’s buying her!….oh wait…its Walmart SMH
November 30th, 2011
Crack kills……..ask Rock Hudson!
November 30th, 2011
Wow! Didn’t he feel the breeze? HAHAHA >.<
November 30th, 2011
Does he not feel a breeze?
November 30th, 2011
he’s buying her jewelry at WALMART, did you really think he was a good catch??
November 30th, 2011
Maybe he is shopping for body jewerly
November 30th, 2011
whats more cheap the 6 ct cheap fake diamond or the guys 6inch of smelly butt crack
November 30th, 2011
Hey “KLBerkey” You haven’t seen his wife’s face ? Maybe that’s all she could get was a fat ass slob of a man.
OR maybe it’s her brother ?????
November 30th, 2011
Fetch me a trowel and a bucket of Spackle, stat!
November 30th, 2011
the hill alive with the sound of music
November 30th, 2011
nasty.
See… society needs to pull it’s damn pants up.
November 30th, 2011
I hate you for making me look at that. At least he can claim he didn’t know. But YOU! You knew full well what that would do to my eyes, and you showed it anyway!
November 30th, 2011
Is that JUST ass-crack or is he wearing a thong???????
CLOROX PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2011
How can anybody think that’s OK?? Really??
November 30th, 2011
I’ve heard of a “plumber’s crack” but that is a friggen’ canyon.
November 30th, 2011
Please! You can’t tell me he didn’t feel the breeze!
November 30th, 2011
PLEASE, just don’t scratch that thing!!!!!
November 30th, 2011
Couldn’t he feel that or is he advertising something?
November 30th, 2011
It’s time to crack down on crack! SPACKLE TIME!!!
November 30th, 2011
I’ve heard of a “plumbers crack” but that there is a friggen’ canyon.
November 30th, 2011
This is in Arkansas so this must be the redneck style of wearing your pants gangsta.
November 30th, 2011
Must be a really hot day down south for old Jimmy Joe Bob to have to air out the old poop chute while shopping.
November 30th, 2011
I want me some of that ass crack. I jus cant take it anymore….BRING IT ON BABYYYYYYY……ROFFLMAOPIMP
November 30th, 2011
So like, I see two possibilities here:
One is that Mr. Ass Crack was *hoping* he’d wind up on this website (as you see very well, his vertical smile–he’s purely just posing)
Or two, it was laundry day and he figured going commando was better than the much more obvious alternative of STAYING HOME!
November 30th, 2011
We have a theme going, with the previous pic…..
November 30th, 2011
I’ve heard of “plumber crack” but that there is a freakin’ canyon
November 30th, 2011
Decisions, decisions….belt or walmart jewelry? Which one should it be?
November 30th, 2011
Home of the Linda S of Staten Island
November 30th, 2011
I think that’s my brother!
November 30th, 2011
@ OH GHEESH !!!!
Actually, no I haven’t seen her face. As a matter of fact, I truly believe that this is the only picture I’ve ever seen of her. I just hope that someone out there is actually kind enough to point it out to her that he needs to lift his pants.
November 30th, 2011
I hope they choose a ring that shines as bright as the moon… Oh, wait. Nevermind.
November 30th, 2011
His Ass is sooo big> He must have used his underpants for a bedsheet. Or a car cover.
November 30th, 2011
He needs a whole bucket of Crack Spackle
November 30th, 2011
That could be that ladies “special” son… Even Tyrone Biggums from Dave Chappell thinks thats too much crack.
November 30th, 2011
OMG, I think he just winked at me!
November 30th, 2011
Well the biggest crack from Arkansas was in DC but I think he moved to N Y
November 30th, 2011
Maybe it’s not his ass. Maybe his back has a really big crack in it.
November 30th, 2011
A slingshot and some hard candy would fix that problem
November 30th, 2011
“Crack…a woman’s best friend”
November 30th, 2011
This Walmart obviously doesn’t require pants and he’s taking full advantage of it!
November 30th, 2011
we are one shart away from disaster.
November 30th, 2011
That is just NOT okay.
November 30th, 2011
Maybe he’s shopping for a belt.
November 30th, 2011
HE TAKES SCRATCH AND SNIFF TO A LOWER LEVEL.
November 30th, 2011
Maybe he has sooo much money in his pocket the weight of it is pulling down his pants..
November 30th, 2011
No rock will cover that crack.. sorry..
November 30th, 2011
Is’nt a fart really a southern love call ???
November 30th, 2011
That’s more crack than you’d find in an Oakland alley.
November 30th, 2011
Well name changer we have finally found a pic of you…………Now do you know why I dumped your big fat A**?
November 30th, 2011
All that bleach y’all keep asking for your eyes? There’s a better use. Poor a cup down that crack. Clean it out. disinfect (maybe). bleach his pubs. ruin his clothes and watch him dance around as it burns his asshole.
November 30th, 2011
His asscrack is running halfway up his back!
November 30th, 2011
What is with all these Walmart managers? If it were my store there would be a sign at the door that says, ‘no shirts, no shoes, ass crack or boobs showing, NO SERVICE”!!!!
November 30th, 2011
A good squirt of super glue and he’ll fill up with crap, wait a minute, maybe that already happened.
November 30th, 2011
If she says yes to his proposal now for better or worse will be a walk in the park.
November 30th, 2011
I spy with my little eye something that is long and smelly.
November 30th, 2011
One is by sissy, two is by doody
November 30th, 2011
she needs to send him to buy a belt and run away….quickly!
November 30th, 2011
Hey isn’t that staten island teenie weenie & his girl linda s?
December 1st, 2011
All this walking around is giving me the farts.
December 1st, 2011
Do they still make those guns that shoot the darts with suckers on the end? I think I see a target.
December 1st, 2011
little velvet boxes are over rated…he will store the ring in his crack…so she will find later
December 1st, 2011
Why you can see half way to China!!
December 1st, 2011
ewww, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
December 1st, 2011
Anyone has a pebble that we can throw? Maybe he would get the message then to pull up his britches!
December 1st, 2011
Even plumbers like to shop for bargains at walmart…
December 1st, 2011
Enough to make me reload the super soaker with battery acid!
December 1st, 2011
Ever notice how fat people always use the counter to help hold themselves up?
December 1st, 2011
sad thing is thats my biological dad and his wife who is younger then me.. they are not there to buy shit… he is there to buy something he already has so that he can return the broken one and rip that place off like always… he is nothing but a sad sorry mother f’er thats all i have to say about it.. and yes she does hate him cause she cant get away from him.. he has been molosting her since she was 13 and brain washed her into thinking that no one loves or wants her..
December 1st, 2011
whats really sad here is the people that take pictures of people that may be other wise happy and for the moment, looks like they are. everyone here has something in there life they wouldn’t want posted on a website somewhere! if it were me and i caught someone taking picture for a sick fix, I do believe there would be blood to pay!
December 1st, 2011
How could one not know their butt crack is showing? I’m certain that I would feel my pants sag, or I’d feel colder, or a breeze perhaps? If this guy thinks he is a walking slot machine, I know where to put the quarters, I just don’t want to know what I’d have to pull to see if I’m a winner.
December 4th, 2011
I dare anyone to give that man an Atomic Wedgy!
December 7th, 2011
omg, love this site
December 7th, 2011
boxes are soo over rated he can stick thee ring in hios crack ans she will find it soon
December 7th, 2011
I am almost 99% sure I know this nice young fellow. He is one of the greatest people I know.
April 3rd, 2012
I’ve seen this crack before.. He works at my college.
Apparently he loves the breeze.
May 31st, 2012
seriously!, how can you not feel a breeze pass by your crack!??
July 22nd, 2012
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