October 7th, 2009
Too Sexy For His Age
I know, I know…… I want to see his old man boobs in that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for the Jorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.
Texas
Too Sexy For His Age,
I know, I know…… I want to see his old man boobs in that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for the Jorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.
Texas
Too Sexy For His Age,
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Don’t mess with Texas.
October 7th, 2009
Damn… HAWT
October 7th, 2009
3 words – Fab-u-lous!!!!!!!
October 7th, 2009
Is that a little braided rat tail? Finishes off the outfit nicely…..
October 7th, 2009
“Back in my day, we couldn’t even say queer, let alone, walk around freely with out getting beat up for dressing like one” – “easy gramps, lest get you back home and on your meds again”
October 7th, 2009
He has an even tan, and damn it, he’s gonna show it.
October 7th, 2009
once his nips are rubbed raw he’ll change back to real shirts.
Remember the vented football jersey craze? Didn’t take long to learn……….
Or:
Glad there isn’t a frontal view.
October 7th, 2009
Is that a *camel toe* I see?
October 7th, 2009
The new millennium’s been rough on George Michael huh?
October 7th, 2009
He seems to be getting ready for a hike.
October 7th, 2009
what is a jort?
October 7th, 2009
I’m going out with my boots on.
October 7th, 2009
MY EYES! IT BURNS!
October 7th, 2009
The boots and high white socks I assume are meant to balance out the short short jorts…
I guess the saving grace here is that his jorts are pulled up so high, nobody got exposed to his midriff.
October 7th, 2009
what a CATCH!
October 7th, 2009
I always wondered what happend to Bob Barker after he left the price is right.
October 7th, 2009
He’s in the cd section, maybe he’s looking for a Village People cd?
October 7th, 2009
he kinda loooks like bill clinton in disguise
October 7th, 2009
I see him and that old lady in camo pants starting a gang together. The old people will be bullied no more!
October 7th, 2009
“Hey, the doctor said to let my impetigo breathe.”
“Yes, but did you really have to borrow my shirt, grandpa?”
October 7th, 2009
These boots were made for walking.
October 7th, 2009
Right Said Fred? Is that you? Wow, you sure haven’t aged well, but you are still too sexy for that shirt….
October 7th, 2009
Is that a bottle of suntan lotion in his left hand?….He preping for his day in the sun.
October 7th, 2009
Looks like he’s trying out his outfit for the Greenwich Village Halloween parade. Somebody should tell him that it happens in NYC, not TX!
October 7th, 2009
Awww the poor old guys just confused and hard of hearing. Someone told that guy those clothes belonged to the 80s and he thought they meant 80 year olds.
October 7th, 2009
Looks like the word is out. Texas has finally opened its borders.
October 7th, 2009
come on look at the bright side. his body is still hotter than that fat chick in black with her hot pants up her navel. nice leg grandpa.
October 7th, 2009
From the looks of the lights he’s about to hit warp speed.
October 7th, 2009
eewww!
even if i saw that on someone younger u wouldnt think thats sexy…
October 7th, 2009
Don’t people have mirrors……………………OMG
October 7th, 2009
If Mr. Rogers was dressed by that “Black Widow” lady in the last picture…this would be the result!
NO ONE wants to see thru that shirt. I love the combat boots with the girly outfit
October 7th, 2009
DAT DUDE GOTTA BE TRIPPIN. YO DONT GO OUT BE LOOKIN LIKE DAT.
Oh no! I’ve got Jamby’s virus thru my computer!!!!!!!!!!!
October 7th, 2009
America we need to make sure our elderly population are able to afford their medication or instances like this will continue to happen.
October 7th, 2009
when i get old and out of sorts with the world, and if i ever walked out of the house wearing something like this, please run me over with your car.
October 7th, 2009
Wow, i can’t believe the founding father of NAMBLA shops at Wal-Mart! For those who don’t know what NAMBLA stands for, it is ——-North American Man/Boy Love Association,——— and no I am not making that up.
October 7th, 2009
Come on people give this guy a break. He cant help that hes a village people reject!
October 7th, 2009
That’s OK. I saw way too many “man boobs” when I lived in Florida. In fact, I would have guessed this pic was taken in FL rather than TX.
Well, TX IS just across the Gulf….
October 7th, 2009
Probably just gotten a divorce. Wants to look young now to attract the young chicks. Good luck,Grampa!
October 7th, 2009
KCMOOKIE: I was chuckling at most of the comments until I ran into yours – so not funny to imply that a guy with “pink” fashion sense is a pedophile. Gay does not mean child molester. Maybe you’re the one who’s a sick fuck.
October 7th, 2009
That’s my outfit from when I auditioned for the White Snake video.
October 7th, 2009
George Burns caught in a fishing net.
October 7th, 2009
Steers and queers
October 7th, 2009
One word…………..SEXY!!!!!!!!!
Did he retire from a gay steele refinery?
Hey Texas has some hot weather, he’s just dressing accordingly.
October 7th, 2009
On his shopping list: Powerbars and Boy Georges’ greatest hits
October 7th, 2009
ALEX, feel free to go suckabagofdicks.
October 7th, 2009
He is so sexy, so sexy it hurts. And not in a good way. My eyes are stinging.
October 7th, 2009
If your a male, JUST SAY NO TO MESH
October 7th, 2009
Flashdance…it wasn’t just a movie for him.
October 7th, 2009
Who knew Madonna shops at Walmart?
October 7th, 2009
On man, I was going to wear that today! *sigh* Now I have to go home and change…….I hate when this happens!
October 7th, 2009
Where do these old men keep finding these mesh shirts? This is like the 4th or 5th one on the site already!!!
October 7th, 2009
I saw this dude the other day!
October 7th, 2009
I think that’s George W. looking for wmd’s.
October 7th, 2009
Just because he dresses like that doesn’t mean he’s homosexual. He might be a straight guy trolling for younger women. Dude needs to learn that women prefer men in suits.
October 7th, 2009
back at home his grandaughter is crying because she has some clothes missing.
October 7th, 2009
Jorts = Jean shorts
October 7th, 2009
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80771253/
Large Man gets in CHARGE at Walmart after waiting a bit too long for his chicken….
October 7th, 2009
“Mom?”
October 7th, 2009
He’s actually the Boys dressing room monitor.
October 7th, 2009
hui
nice guy
October 7th, 2009
DAD????
October 7th, 2009
He’s tooo sexy for that store!
October 7th, 2009
I was wondering what happend to Crocodile Dundee. Looks like he is going “walk about”
October 7th, 2009
In my entire life, I have never said to myself, “man what I really need is a mesh shirt”
October 7th, 2009
the greeter must have had an awkward moment, you know nipples showing and all when he greeted Jack LaLane.
October 7th, 2009
You’re all wrong, that’s Bennett from “Commando”.
“I don’t need no stinkin gun!”
October 7th, 2009
Must be tough being 70 and still wearing your sister’s hand me downs.
October 7th, 2009
Grandpa’s got it going on…. NOT!
October 7th, 2009
I wonder what he did that was so bad that his family would let him leave the house looking like that?
October 7th, 2009
Grandpa Rocks it!
October 7th, 2009
The line between man and woman is well defined and obvious.
And he’s walking right on down that line.
October 7th, 2009
I REALLY want to see the chainlink fence tan line at the end of the day!
October 7th, 2009
@KCMOOKIE – So you’ve been doing some heavy research on your affliction? What sort of Internet search brought you in contact with NAMBLA? Hmmmm?
October 7th, 2009
WTH is with people, walmart and MESH tops today??
October 7th, 2009
Im thinking he may just be a very practical man. A mesh shirt with ill fitting shorts pulled up high give it a cool breezy feeling on a hot day. That doesnt explain the hiking boots; maybe he had to hike to Walmart??
October 7th, 2009
AJ- Not everyone who knows about NAMBLA is a perv. I was taking criminal justice classes and had to write a research paper on rehabilitation. Their site came up in my search. I ended up changing topics for my paper because it was just too disgusting and I couldn’t read one more word without feeling like puking and taking a shower while scrubbing with an SOS pad.
October 7th, 2009
It’s Bruno’s Dad!
October 7th, 2009
This is totally photo shopped duh…
October 7th, 2009
We should not make fun of the retired chippendale dancer .. But damn it is so much fun
October 7th, 2009
Gramps has got it goin’ on!
October 7th, 2009
kcmookie. Let me guess, the kc stands for Kansas City? You must be one of those sick fucks from the Phelps family.
October 7th, 2009
Isn’t this the guy that had the pink and white suit?
Man, I might not care for his choice of clothing, but he probably stormed the beach at Normandy and has been rockin’ in the free world ever since!!
Oh, and the “perv” site I heard about NAMBLA on was this one…
October 7th, 2009
kcmookie. Let me guess, the kc stands for Kansas City? You sound like one of those sick fucks from the Phelps family.
October 7th, 2009
I bet that tan goes speedo high.. waay high
October 7th, 2009
JAMI I agree with the fact that no one knows if he is gay or not, or why he dresses the way he does. He is in darn good shape for his age and still moving! Koodos to him! NOT all women like men in suits!!!!
October 7th, 2009
I could be a coroner
October 8th, 2009
That is suppose to read- NEVER EVER be a coroner.
October 8th, 2009
“Excuse me miss, what aisle would I find a Rudy Vallee cd and nipple clamps on ?”
October 8th, 2009
PAMPERLICIOUS
October 8th, 2009
No… No… NOOOOOOO!! Tell me that is NOT an old Man…. Please…..
October 8th, 2009
What the guy from ‘Right Said Fred’ will look like when he’s 80… I’m to sexy for my dignity….
October 8th, 2009
most of you are really sick, the ones of you that critisize are a bunch of sad lonely group. we should care about our elderly and help them instead of talking or laughing about them. to think you had a roof over your head, food in your mouths, clothes on your back, and now you turn your backs on the very folks that god put on this earth, sure glad i won’t be around when your old age arrives!!
October 8th, 2009
Can’t help but notice this pic comes from Texas…and I also can’t help but notice he don’t have no HORNS!
October 8th, 2009
all he need to finish the outfit are the old man suspenders
October 8th, 2009
OH HOLY HELL! I THINK THATS MY UNCLE!!!
and im not joking!!! Even though he lives in canada my uncle looks so much like that, and wears that all summer!!! I thought for a second it really was him till i saw the location!!
October 8th, 2009
Didn’t you know that Mesh takes ten years off? Obviously.
October 9th, 2009
Okay, I see I’m going to have to play Devil’s Advocate again.
Maybe I should be glad that there’s a contiguous 666 in my SSN.
In any case:
Point the First: we cannot as secondary or tertiary observers ascertain his total body asthetic from a single, from-behind, rather blurry photo. To the Christians among you: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”
Point the Second: He does indeed have what appears to be a full-upper-body, if not full-body tan. He’s certainly not counted among the Horde* of Pasty White Trash that accounts for a majority of this site’s fodder.
Point the Third: He appears, at the glance we get, to be fairly in-shape. We’re not looking at Jabba the Hutt in a net shirt.
Point the Fourth: Just because someone is older, doesn’t mean he’s not attractive. I say this from personal experience.
Make of these arguments what you will.
*(Apologies as needed to my fellow Horde players. My life for the Regent, my life for the Warchief. Bala Dash, Mal’anore.)
October 10th, 2009
I’m almost dead certain I saw this same guy leaving Walmart as I was going in. I tried to take his picture but couldn’t w/o being too obvious. And this was Before I knew about this site.
October 16th, 2009
You mean Jorts crammed with *loaded* depends…
October 18th, 2009
You are mistaken on the location…this is Palm Springs, California!!
October 18th, 2009
I agree with you. He is so hot and happening. I am just gone crazy for him. Can you post picture of his face here?? I just wanna get him.
October 20th, 2009
Nuthin’ but net…catch of the day.
October 24th, 2009
Hey, hey, hey, guys! Let’s look this over for a sec! Fairly nice butt, nice calves, looks like Rockports with clean white socks, clean, though slightly ill-advised, white net top, very nice tan…this guy has MONEY….hmmm….I could change the depends if I had to….
November 4th, 2009
He is a stripper at the retirement home
November 6th, 2009
George Michael has a father….
November 19th, 2009
Hey!!! That’s me
November 20th, 2009
I’d think denim shortalls would be more appropriate for a guy in jumbo Pampers…
December 3rd, 2009
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