Complete With Stunna Shades



I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them…

Florida

Rating: 3.4/5 (37 votes cast)

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  1. Courtney

    I’m a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk.

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    December 6th, 2011

  2. Ted

    Unless everyone else has “oder-rama” that I’m missing, I don’t see what the big deal is. He’s clothed and look clean. I’m okay with not going formal on a trip to Walmart.

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    December 6th, 2011

  3. Eric

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    December 6th, 2011

  4. missy

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    December 6th, 2011

  5. Bob Hope's Ghost

    Mongo Like candy

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    December 6th, 2011

  6. Ralph

    You’re not supposed to wear white after labor day

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    December 6th, 2011

  7. sam

    Although we are teasing him, I bet the TV he has in his parents basement is bigger than most of ours.

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    December 6th, 2011

  8. lostinark

    Ted, this is not an acceptable way to leave the house. This man is wearing underclothes as outerwear. Same thing as wearing pajamas in public. Man or Woman, if you weigh over 250-275 and your not over 6 foot tall—COVER THAT S**T UP!

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    December 6th, 2011

  9. now THATS a real man right there!! Paws off ladies, IM having his Babies!!

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    December 6th, 2011

  10. Eric

    Clearly he’s losing weight. There’s no other explanation to wearing suspenders on your underwear. He’s waiting ’til he’s really thinned out to get that new wardrobe.

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    December 6th, 2011

  11. Cynic

    Forget Elvis sightings, I just saw Curly Howard!

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    December 6th, 2011

  12. bleu

    Dam, Rhiannon beat me to it……

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    December 6th, 2011

  13. mike reiley

    Dont you hate when mom is painting the basement, and you have to leave for a couple hours. It just screws up the masterbation schedule.

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    December 6th, 2011

  14. Joe

    i love the persons SOFT looking arms before him

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    December 6th, 2011

  15. signguy

    CAT PISS ALERT !!!

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    December 6th, 2011

  16. eunuch

    I think it’s a mannequin in the Duhhh department.

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    December 6th, 2011

  17. kathyanna74

    “I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them…”

    Best caption EVER!!!

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    December 6th, 2011

  18. Karyn

    I bet he drives a white van with no windows, wears orthopedic shoes and has a pit in his basement that he will be lowering a basket into later! But first he needed to stop and pick up some lotion!

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    December 6th, 2011

  19. Eric

    This is the last vision many many pork rinds will ever see….

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    December 6th, 2011

  20. MICHELLE

    think i’d rather see suspender undies than that close up shot of the other guy’s psoriasis.

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    December 6th, 2011

  21. Joe Blow

    We gonna hang out, drink sum beers, and shoot stuff.

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    December 6th, 2011

  22. Jen

    ♪ If Bubba can dance (and shop at Wal-mart)…..I can too.

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    December 6th, 2011

  23. Linda S. from Staten Island

    Hey (fake) GIRL WATCHER… before you jump in and make a comment that this is what I look like and I smell bad and I have cooties. Look I am sorry I broke your little Grinch heart when I would not go out with you, but its not my fault that God gave you tiny tiny TINY penis.

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    December 6th, 2011

  24. Blessed

    What about the fact he has some sort of a purse in the front of the cart?

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    December 6th, 2011

  25. jpark

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    December 6th, 2011

  26. Foo Foo Dyke

    Eww, That arm, on the other guy, looks like it has the creepy crud.

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    December 6th, 2011

  27. mike reiley

    I like dem french fry taters..mmm

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    December 6th, 2011

  28. eunuch

    After Snow White left with her prince the dwarfs roamed alone and aimlessly until finally they grew in stature and got jobs as under cover security at WalMart.

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    December 6th, 2011

  29. Amazing_Clarity

    His theme song is get on my level…

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    December 6th, 2011

  30. energizer

    Not mustard, but mayo on the Twinkies.

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    December 6th, 2011

  31. Oopsipoops

    You know you want summa dat

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    December 6th, 2011

  32. Rodger Capron

    I never did like those flip up sunglasses.I think they look ridiculous even though they function well.

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    December 6th, 2011

  33. Ala Carte

    Fred Mertz, 2011.

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    December 6th, 2011

  34. NomNom

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    December 6th, 2011

  35. Grossed Out!!

    OMG! Look how crusty the guy in the foregrounds arms are!!! Farmers tan and all! Icky!

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    December 6th, 2011

  36. FritZ

    Fe Fi Fo Fum, this guy will devour every last crumb.

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    December 6th, 2011

  37. Jpark

    What happens when cousins get married

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    December 6th, 2011

  38. PPLWATCHER

    @NOMNOM: I wish I hadn’t…

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    December 6th, 2011

  39. Paablo

    I hear Banjo’s when I look at him.

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    December 6th, 2011

  40. toeachhisown

    Shouldn’t there be a midget on his shoulders?

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    December 7th, 2011

  41. mongo

    paddle faster!

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    December 7th, 2011

  42. Jpark

    Goonies go to Walmart

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    December 7th, 2011

  43. LST

    Okay, what trailer park did he escape from?

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    December 7th, 2011

  44. Ambrosia

    What’s up with Uncle Skeeter and his gnarly case of psoriasis in front?

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    December 7th, 2011

  45. drm

    Perhaps he’s trying to be “Dim” from ‘A Clockwork Orange’. He needs a bowler…and probably an education beyond the 5th grade too.

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    December 7th, 2011

  46. gail

    I can’t believe that no one noticed that he has a purse in the seat of the cart. I will bet my left boob that he is wearing high heels.

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    December 7th, 2011

  47. Steve

    Window licker if I ever saw one…

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    December 7th, 2011

  48. JAG

    That’s his mom’s purse in the cart, you can see her head just above the handle bar behind the cart. I bet she is riding on one of the motorized carts.

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    December 8th, 2011

  49. Michelle

    He looks like he has some sort of a developmental disability.

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    December 9th, 2011

  50. rhiannon

    U PUT THE JOE DIRT N THE HOLE

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    December 10th, 2011

  51. Livi.D

    I thought ppl like that dipped their twinkies in mayo… just sayin

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    December 11th, 2011

  52. bully

    LIVI.D is that you holey shit it is lol

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    December 13th, 2011

  53. dave

    I’m just guessing here, but I’d say that dipping his Twinkie in a jar of mustard is probably the only action he gets. Warm mustard, or course.

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    December 14th, 2011

  54. Esko

    Armadilla…. good eatin!

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    December 29th, 2011

  55. Jim Boland

    I am so glad people are still dressing up when they go out.

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    December 30th, 2011

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