I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them…
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I’m a model, you know what I mean? And I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk.
December 6th, 2011
Unless everyone else has “oder-rama” that I’m missing, I don’t see what the big deal is. He’s clothed and look clean. I’m okay with not going formal on a trip to Walmart.
Once again Bubba forgets to pick up his Klan outfit from the cleaners.
Bob Hope's Ghost
Mongo Like candy
You’re not supposed to wear white after labor day
Although we are teasing him, I bet the TV he has in his parents basement is bigger than most of ours.
Ted, this is not an acceptable way to leave the house. This man is wearing underclothes as outerwear. Same thing as wearing pajamas in public. Man or Woman, if you weigh over 250-275 and your not over 6 foot tall—COVER THAT S**T UP!
now THATS a real man right there!! Paws off ladies, IM having his Babies!!
Clearly he’s losing weight. There’s no other explanation to wearing suspenders on your underwear. He’s waiting ’til he’s really thinned out to get that new wardrobe.
Forget Elvis sightings, I just saw Curly Howard!
Dam, Rhiannon beat me to it……
Dont you hate when mom is painting the basement, and you have to leave for a couple hours. It just screws up the masterbation schedule.
i love the persons SOFT looking arms before him
CAT PISS ALERT !!!
I think it’s a mannequin in the Duhhh department.
“I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them…”
Best caption EVER!!!
I bet he drives a white van with no windows, wears orthopedic shoes and has a pit in his basement that he will be lowering a basket into later! But first he needed to stop and pick up some lotion!
This is the last vision many many pork rinds will ever see….
think i’d rather see suspender undies than that close up shot of the other guy’s psoriasis.
We gonna hang out, drink sum beers, and shoot stuff.
♪ If Bubba can dance (and shop at Wal-mart)…..I can too.
Linda S. from Staten Island
Hey (fake) GIRL WATCHER… before you jump in and make a comment that this is what I look like and I smell bad and I have cooties. Look I am sorry I broke your little Grinch heart when I would not go out with you, but its not my fault that God gave you tiny tiny TINY penis.
What about the fact he has some sort of a purse in the front of the cart?
Looks like Larry the Cable guy and his son
Foo Foo Dyke
Eww, That arm, on the other guy, looks like it has the creepy crud.
I like dem french fry taters..mmm
After Snow White left with her prince the dwarfs roamed alone and aimlessly until finally they grew in stature and got jobs as under cover security at WalMart.
His theme song is get on my level…
Not mustard, but mayo on the Twinkies.
You know you want summa dat
I never did like those flip up sunglasses.I think they look ridiculous even though they function well.
Fred Mertz, 2011.
Anybody else notice the guy camel toe going on down there??
OMG! Look how crusty the guy in the foregrounds arms are!!! Farmers tan and all! Icky!
Fe Fi Fo Fum, this guy will devour every last crumb.
What happens when cousins get married
@NOMNOM: I wish I hadn’t…
I hear Banjo’s when I look at him.
Shouldn’t there be a midget on his shoulders?
December 7th, 2011
Goonies go to Walmart
Okay, what trailer park did he escape from?
What’s up with Uncle Skeeter and his gnarly case of psoriasis in front?
Perhaps he’s trying to be “Dim” from ‘A Clockwork Orange’. He needs a bowler…and probably an education beyond the 5th grade too.
I can’t believe that no one noticed that he has a purse in the seat of the cart. I will bet my left boob that he is wearing high heels.
Window licker if I ever saw one…
That’s his mom’s purse in the cart, you can see her head just above the handle bar behind the cart. I bet she is riding on one of the motorized carts.
December 8th, 2011
He looks like he has some sort of a developmental disability.
December 9th, 2011
U PUT THE JOE DIRT N THE HOLE
December 10th, 2011
I thought ppl like that dipped their twinkies in mayo… just sayin
December 11th, 2011
LIVI.D is that you holey shit it is lol
December 13th, 2011
I’m just guessing here, but I’d say that dipping his Twinkie in a jar of mustard is probably the only action he gets. Warm mustard, or course.
December 14th, 2011
Armadilla…. good eatin!
December 29th, 2011
I am so glad people are still dressing up when they go out.
December 30th, 2011
Its sheeves from Dukes of Hazzard
April 21st, 2012
I’m wondering, but acctually i don’t wana know, how many times this man jack’s it/day…
May 15th, 2012