December 5th, 2011
Like A Boss
Nothing screams “I’m Bossy” more than an ass tat, because clearly any idiot who is back there to see it must have no control over their decisions whatsoever. The unitentional cool part of her tattoo is when she stands up I’m pretty sure it turns into a face with a handlebar mustache!
Texas
Like A Boss,





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That’s what ALL the farmers name their cows……
December 5th, 2011
Her roots need a touchup.
December 5th, 2011
Her roots need a touchup.
December 5th, 2011
how bout her ass crack extending up her mid back…WTF
December 5th, 2011
Right are you sure that it does not say “I’m Bessy”?
December 5th, 2011
Fake Louis Vuitton bag. Funny.
December 5th, 2011
Someone I hope there was a tattoo artist that got WELL PAID for this one. Poor Guy/Girl not only had to be close to it, but had to tattoo it too. OUCH!
December 5th, 2011
She must of injured herself pole dancing to pay for that Louis Vuitton purse…
December 5th, 2011
I’m ashamed to be from Texas right now.
December 5th, 2011
1. EW!
2. I’m sure that’s a real LV bag.
December 5th, 2011
If one of those strings break, someone is losing an eye, or their lunch.
December 5th, 2011
I hope someone bleaches that mart cart before the next customer uses it. What a shameless slob.
December 5th, 2011
Looks more like “I’m bobby”.
December 5th, 2011
Thats so you dont forget what to call her. When your doin her from behind.
December 5th, 2011
Get out of her way or she’ll run you down with her scooter.
December 5th, 2011
Gross! By the way, nice fake Louis Vuitton purse.
December 5th, 2011
“Bossy”? I thought cows were branded, not inked.
December 5th, 2011
Ok I gotta say I feel sorry for the next person who has to use that chair
December 5th, 2011
Scratch scratch—itchitchitch
Like a Linda S of Staten Island
December 5th, 2011
That’s her whole life right there, makes sure everyone can see it wherever she goes.
What is it they say about little kids and negative attention? Better than none.
December 5th, 2011
Kelis? You sure have changed since you put this song out.
December 5th, 2011
First of all, that’s not an “ass tat. It was a tramp stamp before the lady had back surgery. The black belt around her waist is for stabilization. She probably doesn’t even realize her shirt’s pulled up in the back. I know when I had my back surgery, it made my skin numb, even years later, for several inches on either side of the incision, my skin is fairly numb.
This, while should be hidden, is seriously bad taste to make fun of. You don’t know why she had surgery and making fun of someone who’s basically handicapped isn’t ever funny.
December 5th, 2011
What the heck is that black around her mid section anyway? And is that a cord coming from it? And when she put that whatever it is around her, how is that she didn’t feel bare skin? (Ah, the deep mysteries of life)…
December 5th, 2011
Thats the result of a lot of rum durin ’98 spring break partying…
December 5th, 2011
That bag is not fake judbib! Look closely, the stiching matches up perfectly.
December 5th, 2011
She’s bossy, and if she doesn’t get her way she’ll sit on you.
December 5th, 2011
You tell them girl! No one is going to bully you into wearing the girdle UNDER your blouse!
December 5th, 2011
Time for a bigger back support girdle there miss boss. That tattoo may have been sexy stuff 30 years ago but now it’s just being swallowed up in your back crack and scaring people.
December 5th, 2011
@ Mom of One,
The simple fact that she HAS a tramp stamp advertising to the world her pride about what most of us would consider a character flaw is enough for ridicule.
December 5th, 2011
We now have the answer to one of life’s great questions:
How does a weeble-wobble get around? A: in a rascal
December 5th, 2011
WOW! NO WORDS for this one!
December 5th, 2011
“Hello, I’d like a tattoo, please.”
“Great! What kind of design did you have in mind?”
“Oh, just a little expression to show off my personality. I’d like the words, ‘I’m bossy’ tattooed on me.”
“Haha, okay. And where would you like you’re tattoo?”
*Spreads back flabs*
December 5th, 2011
Mom of One – Nobody who has numbness there would forget to make sure things were covered. Or simply wear something long enough to avoid a problem. Not buying it.
December 5th, 2011
I know I should wear underwear…but then who would see my stupid tattoo?
December 5th, 2011
It reminds me of those pictures on the last page of Mad magazine.
December 5th, 2011
thats not her ass, thats her back and the support belt is squishing her back fat together and it look like her ass. sorry to burst your bubble,
December 5th, 2011
Reminds me of an old mad magazine cover fold tab a to tab b . wonder what it is ?
December 5th, 2011
THAT is what those disinfectant wipes at the door are for !
December 5th, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island is fat as cow but is genus pig giving off diseased milk and trichinosis
December 5th, 2011
It does not say “I’m Bossy!” the girdle is squishing the tattoo up so we can’t see the whole thing.
It actually says
I Munch Beans Over Steak And Shrimp…Yummy!
But all compressed it looks like ‘I’m Bossy!”
December 5th, 2011
HEY! This shit isn’t funny. I’m handicapped and have to use those motorized chairs frequently. Get that skanky, nasty bare ass out of there!
December 5th, 2011
@MOM OF ONE
I’ve had nine (9) back surgeries and am now all metal bars and screws. That brace is not a back brace. I have several here. The lacing always goes in the front and the support bars are in the back to support the spine. That is either a kidney support or possibly an abdominal support.
As far as the scar numbness, I’ve never had that go all across the ass. She HAS to feel that cold plastic or breezes on her skin.
Making fun of the handicapped? I am one and people are always teasing me about what I can or can’t do and the way I do things. As long as they aren’t being vicious I accept it as good fun. We all have our problems.
December 5th, 2011
I think it would be easier to read if it was not on that damn fault line!!
December 5th, 2011
@ OH SICK,
There isn’t a single part of that woman that isn’t an ass.
December 5th, 2011
@mom of one – Shut up and stop acting so self righteous. You come here for the same reason as everybody else – to laugh at people. Then you see one picture of someone whom you can relate to, and now we’re not supposed to laugh because you feel for her. Piss off!
December 5th, 2011
wonder if she gets into any “aisle rage” incidents
December 5th, 2011
Looks like something from Hellraiser with a fake purse.
December 5th, 2011
A tramp stamp is above the ass crack. She as an ass tatoo that goes beyond gross.
December 5th, 2011
I guess everything really is BIGGer and -oh wait- uh, BIGGER in Texas!!!
December 5th, 2011
it shoulda said ” i’m lazy”
December 5th, 2011
Is that a burdle (butt girdle) she’s wearing?
December 5th, 2011
I thought it said I’m Bobby.
December 5th, 2011
That’s not even at her butt crack. Seems that when she sits she creates cleavage all the way up her back. That’s gotta be for the record books.
December 5th, 2011
O.k. everyone, I assess that to be a probable scar from back surgery where the fat has rolled over a bit, not her butt. Nothing to get alarmed about.
December 5th, 2011
Just think what it will look like when shes in her 80′s
December 5th, 2011
After I tap that bossy ass, she’ll call me “Employee of the Month”.
December 5th, 2011
I guess my response would be ” Blow it out your ass ! “.
December 5th, 2011
to fat to put her back brace on correctly or she decide it might holdthe gut in better that her back and this way it accentuates her wonderful ass cleavage
PS walmart needs to spend a bit of money to have the seat on the cart re upholsterd
December 5th, 2011
Bravo to the tattoo artist for keeping both his lunch and a steady hand as he navigated that vast chasm
December 5th, 2011
@ drew247 it kinda does.
December 5th, 2011
Honestly I am just glad to see someone with a back brace drive one of these carts. I usually just see lazy smelly assholes ride them.
December 5th, 2011
Not so bad, i could be wrong.
December 5th, 2011
Can anyone give me any legitimate reason a back brace should be worn on the outside of clothing.
December 5th, 2011
Even ass is bigger in Texas.
December 5th, 2011
How much you want to bet “MomOfOne” is 15 years old?
December 5th, 2011
What? No comments re: Linda S. from Staten Island?
December 5th, 2011
@ eunuch
u may b handicapped hun but im sure u know how 2 cover up what should b covered n not shown and im sure ur doc showed how 2 wear ur med brace properly
as 4 this pic dear god if it dont fit properly dont wear it duh and by all means i know no1 is this world wants 2 c ur ass when u aint in shape hello
December 5th, 2011
Hey, we can argue all day whether thats back fat or ass. Either way, I would hit that!
December 5th, 2011
Fat back or fat ass, either way it should be covered!
December 5th, 2011
Bet you peed your own pants when you posted that one… mine are still drying out.
December 6th, 2011
@GOOSE
Drs. recommend at least a shirt be under the brace to avoid skin chaffing. It can be fully worn on the outside but that’s usually done more for sympathy or to get attention.
December 6th, 2011
@nytemystress
of course they taught me how to wear it properly. If that really is a back brace she has it on backwards. When worn right no skin should show.
I also think she did this on purpose. That shirt looks pulled up to show off her tat.
December 6th, 2011
does this person think she is all that and a bag of chips? maybe she should put the chips down so she won’t need to ride the lazy cart. as for the “girdle”-hide the thing under your clothes! no one wants to see that and PLEASE put the ASS CRACK AWAY!!!!! no one wants to see that either, tat or no tat. DAMN people!
December 6th, 2011
Mom Of One – This whole site is devoted to picking on people, doesn’t matter why they are ridiculous, it’s just the fact that they are ridiculous. Don’t like? Don’t click on the pics!
December 6th, 2011
Thank you sweetie. Surprised at my total!!
December 6th, 2011
Looks to me like that tat says “Jim, George, Frank, Haluk and Bobby”.
December 6th, 2011
Don’t be hattin’, A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do for her klondike bar. LMAO!
December 6th, 2011
Mom Of One – you didnt see a running theme on the MAIN page?? This site makes fun of people?? Obviously they are on here for a reason – or this site wouldnt exist.
Who cares if the purse is real or not. Who does it impress if it was? Waste of money if it were.
Ass crack, back crack, back ass, fat crack – NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!
& Whats with the EXPLOSION of Ive got a tramp stamp so Im so effing cool tattoos?? There always shitty tattoos! & No one wants to see these peoples skanky asses to begin with.
OH & pink & purple dont go together except on 5 year old girls or Barney!
December 7th, 2011
Looks like a nice ass to me. She just needs to get that dang purse out of the way. Looks like a sweet spread.
December 7th, 2011
@ Eric
She probably had the tramp stamp years before the back surgery. But, as I said, I agree it should be covered up, however, she probably doesn’t even realize her shirt is up. I had similar surgery (due to scoliosis and having to have my spine straightened with rods) and 2 or 3 inches on either side of my back is still numb, 15+ years later (had it when I was a pre-teen)
Just sayin…
December 8th, 2011
looks more like “I’m With Bobby” except you cant see the “WITH” because of …ew yuk..hullrllrgh
December 8th, 2011
I sympathize with her for having to have the back surgery, but really, there’s no reason for her to have her butt hanging out. There are other things she could have worn to cover up better.
December 9th, 2011
Appears as though, she is also about to break in half!!
December 9th, 2011
Actually it reads something like
I’m ____ Sassy
The middle word is hidden in the crease
December 10th, 2011
I think it actually says, “I’m Gassy”
December 10th, 2011
maybe she go by her some new pants!! CRACK KILLS LADY!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS, AND YOUR UGLY TATOO!! GIVE US A BREAK!! YUK!!
December 12th, 2011
her bum crack gose half way up her back
December 13th, 2011
Is that a MAD tattoo or what lol
December 16th, 2011
Can anybody explain me that? I mean, I see the Picture, but I cant figure out the sense of this configuration of cables and strings and the chair… Is she a member of the 6 million dollar family or is she pimped up with bionic?
December 17th, 2011
This is what happens to dumb people who actually pay for stupid tattoos that make them look dumber than they are. I have noticed the more tattoos the dumber the people! Yuck! Wait until they are in their 70′s!
December 27th, 2011
thats totally a tramp stamp disguised to look like an ass tat by the brace thing she has holding in her fat gut. wow I think thats worse that its her back looking like an ass.
January 5th, 2012
Personally, I think she modified the brace and turned it backwards INTENTIONALLY to make it look like a corset… which, honestly, would also gross me out. :{
If she actually did have back surgery, you would think that she’d be aware that gaining THAT much weight [the brace is probably 6-8 inches short] is extremely bad for the new hardware.
Her doctor probably would’ve been on her ass 24/7, so maybe that’s HIS mark on her??
January 13th, 2012
Is that a girdle she’s wearing? Poor thing looks like it want to give up.
January 21st, 2012
It’s obvious that the Louis Vuitton bag is fake. The logos are upside down. Vuitton does not do that. How embarrassing!
February 5th, 2012
WOW is all Im saying..WOW
February 15th, 2012
Reminds me of those fold-ins in the back of Mad Magazine. I am sure it turns into a different picture.
February 27th, 2012
Im pretty sure her handbag is a fake
February 27th, 2012
I thought tht was supposed to be a back brace…..
April 26th, 2012
Fake Louis Vuitton! The print is upside down. Haha, I’m Bossy!
July 7th, 2012
AND this is why louis vuitton sues so many knockoff companies and makes their products so expensive…to prevent trashy people from walking around with it the label…makes me want to keep mine in the closet with people like this walking around with them
August 8th, 2012
she is simply sinsational…she could boss me around any night of the week. love her…
December 28th, 2012
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