Here is hoping Santa’s little helper can help you get through your hump day.
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Mark the Shark
Oh man! She is SHIT hot!!
December 7th, 2011
How sweet, I’d love to find her under my tree!!!
Can we narrow down where in NY this helper might be? Some of us would like to visit *that* Wal-Mart store in person.
Love a HO-HO-HO under my tree.
What the Hallmark Hall of fame special, “The Christmas Whore”. Then get your weepy-ass Xmas cards at the ‘Mart!
cute.. shoes are the only thing annoying bout the pic they arent the correct red!!!!
I wouldn’t kick’er outta the bed for eatin’ xmas cookies
That was supposed to be WATCH the Hallmark special
I love a HO-HO-HO under my tree.
I’m not a big fan of Christmas, but this could possibly restore my enthusiasm!
“HO HO HOE!”
You know, if I had a pretty Mrs. Clause dress I would treat it right instead of cutting it up with scissors and rubbing charcoal all over it.
Honey? where’s my mistletoe beltbuckle? I’m heading to Walmart!
Shit hot? So she is disgusting?? I hope you mean that, cuz thats about what she is. Someone would have to put a bag over her head for me to give her the time of day. She looks like that generic mom actress that nobody knows her name because she isnt pretty enough to remember it… If I happen to find her under the google search “second rate D-list mom actress” I’ll let you know. I think its the lady thats married to Tom Hanks… yeah, Rita Wilson, Rita Wilson with bad glasses & a slutty Mrs. Santa suit is who this is…
Nobody cares about you and your great actor/super ugly husband & your superiorly ugly child who is only famous because of a horrible instance of nepotism.
I don’t see anything in the pic that proves she is in a WallyWorld. . . . I also don’t care
Got a droopy Christmas tree? We have the solution to get your wood to stand straight.
I’m dreaming of a White Trash Christmas….
Tina, the trailer trash elf
What a HO HO HO!
How does that olde tyme christmas song go? “Sit on my face and tell me that you love me…..”
“Boi oi oi oi oi oi oi ng!!!”
Help you hump your way through your hump day is more like it.
Is it me or are those stockings and the Platform Peep Toes just smokig hot?!!!! Thumbs up to this sexy little elf!
Dear Santa, I want her for Christmas.
“Sants’s Little Helper” is the name of Bart Simpson’s dog.
I’ll bet you at least on of her presents this year vibrates
Huh???? English translation???????
She is smoking hot. Nice body and smile, and looks normal. She can meet me under the mistletoe any day.
This is what I like to call a winner. Can I start hanging ornaments on her?
Ho Ho Yowza!! Never mind the posed pic rant. I LIKE this one!
This year Santa needs to add some antibiotics in the stockings of the poor souls she “helped”.
Her outfit looks as dirty as I feel looking at her!
Has anyone noticed that she is as ugly as a brick in the face??
If she can accurately sing “Baby It’s Cold Outside”, I’ll propose.
yes sweetie, your absolutely right, the glasses DONT make you look like a whore. No no, you special, your not like the other girls! No, guys don’t just want you for your looks….. stop beating your self up, your better than them! When they look at you like all dressed up like that they think; “wow, there goes an educated girl who has a good head on her shoulders”
Whats that? The last guys said; ” id like her to flock my tree!” ? … … and the guy before said what? “you can hang them stockings on my chimney any day”… oh, they just don’t know how to treat a woman!
Now go back to the pole and be a good girl!
I’d love it if she’d kick off those high heel sandals and rub those hot soles in my face.
She sure is better than Linda S of Staten Island.
she looks nice till you get to the face.
Like to find Her under my tree? First have to put up a tree.
Just listen to all the nasty comments that come from that wal-mart creatures that can not wear that talk bad about a woman that can. She will make someones Christmas jolly. Good for her. Thanks for the warm Christmas cheer!
I agree – not walmart, and I don’t care that it’s not.
Oh I’m dreaming of a Foey Christmas. Just like the women I used to know. They were big and sexy, deep and humble. So unlike the idiot girl woman Linda S of Staten Island who couldn’t even share a bench to gossip with REAL women like Mabel, Irene, Lil, Ruth, Rose, Claire, Peg………….those were REAL women, they would have kicked the little fag Linda S of Staten Island back to the sewer with their great toes and gone back to talking about real men like me and plotting to get me to smell their feet.
“it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…toys for every whore….but the prettiest sight to see is the lack of an STD…from your Wal-Mart store….sure it’s Christmas….you whore…..”
With apologies to Bing Crosby
This is why I hang fishnet stockings on my fireplace. Yowza!
Gonna call Vince and order a few Sham Ho Ho Ho’s before I take her home
where the frig is this wallyfart?
Last I seen was a 300 pound greeter named “BOB!. Who DEMANDED a friggen reciept for a defective DVD, then wanted to STRIP SEARCH me, for more info!
After 20 minute he got his way, and let me pass!. We now exchange christmas cards BUTT he never scored!
And if you are to STUPID to understand, you are are a real loooser, WHAT ever you do, LET thesese PLEASENT GROPPERS FEAL what is needed to make sure you are a real return and not a fraud!
GOD DAM! I AM GOING TO MEIJER, SHIFTY ACRES to be abused!
how is it that every cute girl that poses in a sexy outfit on here is disease-ridden and a whore? Are you all mormons and amish? are there no male whores?
Quick someone stop the Grinch before he gets our tree!!!!!!!!
No way that was taken at WallyWorld.
I'D HIT THAT!
I’d hump that with my yule log.
What Eunuch said! So many jealous haters!
Santa got my letter! I wanted herpes for Christmas!
I just snapped my Candy Cane in half ! Boyoyoyoyoyoing !!!
Seeing this just made me fill my stocking ! . . . .
That ain’t no Ho Ho Ho. . .
Santa’d see that and wish he was red white and Blew ! !
All my life I’ve thought there was nothing good about NY, I may have to rethink that. .
It’s be better if she lost the gloves. Somehow I keep thinking proctologist. . . “Now bend over and let me see what we got goin; on here”. .
linda s of staten island
She’s waiting for santa to slide something up her chimney tonight
Why can i never see women like this at my walmart
RING-RING-RING ME UP!
Yeah! That’s what I want for Christmas! I’ve been a good boy this year (okay sort of). That’s what I want for Christmas
Ok, I don’t mean to sound like a hater, but if this lil chickie here is making you go “hubba hubba!” and “boing!”, then your standards must not be any higher than ‘slightly mediocre’! I’m not that impressed!
Reasons why this wasn’t taken at a Walmart:
1. Look at the far back wall. Walmarts don’t have interior metal corragated walls.
2. Keep looking at the far back. Walmart doesn’t sell 4″ PVC pipe.
3, Look at the floor. It’s clean. ’nuff said.
4. There is not one ugly person in the picture. Walmart? I think not.
I didn’t realize Walmart had an escort service. That really is one stop shopping!
WOW! It’s unusual to see a truly beautiful and hot woman on this site!
WOW! It’s unusual to see a truly hot woman on this site!
No way this is Walmart, that woman is far too attractive and sexy for any Walmart store. Now, can I PLEASE find her under my covers, ah, tree?
December 8th, 2011
@mike reiley” douchbag”
I’d elf her.
DAMN!! I would love to slide down her chimney!!
Where are the other two? Santa always talks about 3 “Ho’s” I only see one.
MUCH cuter than the last Ms. Santa on here. This little girl is just as cute as she can be. On the other hand, I hate those boots, but they are not her fault, they probably are part of her costume. But Oh MY, she’s got a million dollar smile!
Nice! I would sniff a mile of her shit just to see where it came from!
obviously some jealous fatties on here today. Put down the twinkies, back away from the keyboard and get some damn exercise.
this doesn’t appear to be wal-mart at all
assuming “Ambrosia” is a female, let’s see you in that outfit. whatcha got, honey?
do you prefer those 300 pound WalCreatures we see every day dressed like this?
Mmmm, sexy Ms.Santa. Does she qualify as a superhero?
And the shoes? No! Don’t take ‘em off, don’t take ‘em off.
While the weather outside is frightening,
her smile is so inviting.
Her face looks like a mouse.
Ya’ll need Santa to bring new eyeglasses. Check out this chick’s grill……she could eat corn through a picket fence! Mister Ed’s teeth weren’t that damn big. EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
Everybody who gave my comment a thumbs down are just angry because first of all they had to look up Rita Wilson, then they had to look up nepotism… lol.
And for the people who think that we only criticize people because they’re not “fatties” well, maybe we dont just get an instant redneck boner because some girl put on a slutty dressn & we actually take the 2 seconds to look at their jacked up face & hacked grill… have some respect & cover your mid drift. I dont wanna see some skinny bitches thong just like I dont wanna see some fat bitches thong… & I dont wanna see your belly or ass while I’m walking my 3 kids to the produce aisle. Cover your shit up.
December 9th, 2011
To those saying she has “horse teeth” or a “nasty grill” must be looking at a different pic.You shouldn’t be jealous, it’s very unattractive.
Who run it
Jenny, I can’t believe someone with your lack of intellect was allowed to breed.
I think we found the jealous fat chick on this comment board…hi Jenny!
I hope Santa brings Energizer a new computer monitor so he will be able to recognize a type II malocclusion.
December 10th, 2011
Its a Christmas miracle !
Dear Santa, I want one of these for X mas !
I’d stuff her stocking.
December 11th, 2011
Hey Jenny, You must be one big bitch cause that’s a whole lot of fat pig hostility bottled up in your muffin top. Do us a favor and eat a bullet.
That is my cousin… O.o
December 12th, 2011
id love to find her bouncing on me cock
December 13th, 2011
Maybe THIS is the Santa Clause that child saw mommy kissing?
Onie, are you saying that the grill girl in the picture is a rug muncher or are you just speculating? Do you have personal knowledge of her kissing someone’s mommy?
December 14th, 2011
omg michele!!!!! lol
December 17th, 2011
I’m in love!!! I finally care about Christmas again!
December 18th, 2011
WOW… I want her to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants for Christmas.
December 21st, 2011
She is gorgeous and should be proud of herself!
December 24th, 2011
I wish she was holding my Bulbs.
December 28th, 2011
Did no one else notice the ink around the belly button???
December 29th, 2011
Lose the glasses, sister. They detract from the whole.
January 2nd, 2012
I don’t mean to be “that person”, and this is certainly better than a lot of pics I’ve seen from this site by far, but her tummy is still a bit too chubby to be wearing something like this. Ha, just saying =^.^=
January 30th, 2012
she can sit on my tree anytime
February 3rd, 2012
I’d hit that hard! She is HOT!!!
July 30th, 2012
This is my little helper!!!!!! Enjoy the photo while I enjoy the real thing!!!!;)
December 1st, 2012