December 11th, 2011
WWIB: The Two Mulleteers
It’s time once again for America’s favorite game Who Wears It Better: Mullet Accessory Edition. So who ya got folks, the tank and gloves or the classic camo approach?
California & Florida
WWIB: The Two Mulleteers,
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Is there a third choice?
December 11th, 2011
Camo, plus her hair is long and well-taken care of. Red should know that mullets require upkeep to look so fabulous.
December 11th, 2011
The left side must be buying razors for her beard. God knows she doesn’t shave her pits or legs.
December 11th, 2011
Either way…. I’m still going to throw up…. scary stuff folks, scary stuff
December 11th, 2011
Gross!!!!!!
December 11th, 2011
I say let them duke it out,winner takes all.
December 11th, 2011
I’ll go for the hottie on the left….
December 11th, 2011
And they both have boobs…… I think…scary
December 11th, 2011
Definitely the camo. She takes good care of it and styles it. And the wallet or phone wear spot on the back pocket of her jeans is a nice touch as well.
December 11th, 2011
Mad props for the pink tank/red hair combo but I’ve gotta give the prize to the other one. The spikieness is awesome…but the camo top makes the whole look “sing”!!!
December 11th, 2011
Is the one one the right wearing weightlifting gloves? If s(he) can clean and jerk Mullet Left, s(he) has my vote.
December 11th, 2011
I pick the one who’s gut is bigger than its boobs
December 11th, 2011
Are you kidding me? I’m not getting involved. Either one can kick my ass.
December 11th, 2011
um….Who the hell gets up in the morning, dresses like this, and thinks “Damn, I look SEXXXYYY” ?
December 11th, 2011
I was put on a cross for THIS shit?
December 11th, 2011
Jeez. So hard to decide……. I’ll go with camo mullet. Only because she looks like she really worked hard on that beer gut to accessorize that awesome mullet.
December 11th, 2011
Man Haters’ Club
December 11th, 2011
BIG FAN OF THE FRONT BUTT…
December 11th, 2011
Great capture here, the mullet is quickly disappearing in the world, and we are so glad that someone was here to capture these rare specimens.
December 11th, 2011
where is their pride?
December 11th, 2011
Very attractive but show the feet
SHOW
THE
FEET!
You would show the feet if that were a malesandalwearingfag
December 11th, 2011
Personally I like to call those things Frullets – A Female version of the Mullet. And in both cases of the above, neither wears it well and neither should win. See much better here in Australia! Which is scary.
December 11th, 2011
Hey Neil
(Hey Neil)
Ahtubatubatuba
Haw haw haw haw
Haw haw haw haw
December 11th, 2011
Gloves and tanktop are scarrrrrrrrry!
December 11th, 2011
A double ended dildo should do the job…
December 11th, 2011
Those are are some riddigity riddigity rugged mommas.
December 11th, 2011
I have a friend who will not give up that hideous haircut. As a hairdresser I have offered my services for free and she refuses to change still.
December 11th, 2011
OMG! That is hideous! WTF! SOB! And any other abbreviated profanity not yet listed.
December 11th, 2011
I like the one on the left! I would hit that hard!
December 11th, 2011
Camo. Tank girl’s mullet borders on mohawk.
December 11th, 2011
Camo!!!!
December 11th, 2011
The real tragedy is that the one in camo might have come to, and is getting ready to shave it away. If not, I know that she shaves her legs and maybe pits. That means I can get up in that.
December 11th, 2011
Gotta love creativity.
December 11th, 2011
She is buying a razor…might want to get a hedge trimmer
December 11th, 2011
Camo mullet is buying a man’s razor. She really is into it ALL the way,
I guess.
December 11th, 2011
Camo-mullet gets my vote.
December 11th, 2011
Wait, where’s that idiot who’s always commenting on Linda S. of Staten Island? He hasn’t commented on these 2 yet?
December 11th, 2011
I cant quite make up my mind as to which one here wears the strap on?………
December 11th, 2011
Hairdos = hair don’ts Can anyone identify the movie camo is holding?
December 11th, 2011
I must give it to the camo one. At least the camo makes it harder to see. That is a good thing.
December 11th, 2011
Tank Top lady is rocking that Shmullet! (she-mullet)
December 11th, 2011
@TRACEY
I’m the idiot and Linda S of Staten Island is a doodyhead.
BOW!
BOW!
BOW-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOW!
December 11th, 2011
Yemen, I’ll post the phone number of Linda S of Staten Island. I want all a you to call the bitch up and tell her that she is a doodyhead. Let her hear it from you my friends.
Mah peeps.
December 11th, 2011
MOTLEY CRUE
I cant quite make up my mind as to which one here uses her big toe?………
December 11th, 2011
I’d ghate to meet either one of them in a dark ally.
December 11th, 2011
I gotta agree wiyh Jimmy at the top, Is there a third choice??? No wait I choose none of the above.
December 12th, 2011
Tank Girl definetly gets my vote; complete with camo shirt gracefully tucking away that massive beer gut-she is serious business.
However, Fright Club on the right seems like a contender…for a back alley cage fight!
December 12th, 2011
I’d like to try a taste of those mullet tacos.
December 12th, 2011
Why do people do these horrible things to their poor, innocent hair? Why?
December 12th, 2011
Have to aree with Lori,Camo gal is a true mullett-Tank & Glove gal is shaved sided futuristic mowhawk straight outta MadMax.
December 12th, 2011
Neither, since both make me want to puke.
December 12th, 2011
Damn, I thought only lesbians in CA wore mullets.
December 12th, 2011
Small wonder they are alone. They are both so ugly even the Lesbians don’t want them!
December 12th, 2011
I personally wouldn’t cross either one of these dudes!
December 12th, 2011
YIKES!
December 12th, 2011
Tank top, we’d go bounty hunting together. Camo’s not only got business in the front, but a whole damn corporation!
December 12th, 2011
Camo for sure, now that’s a lesbian.
December 12th, 2011
Camo all the way. given that belly, I would assume she has an affinity for beer… living up to the party in the back!!! The camo clearly goes with the business part.
December 12th, 2011
I give the nod to the Cammo for rocking both the mullet AND the glorious malignant grocery tumour up front!
December 12th, 2011
I’m in the Camo camp due the the effort required… if only she spent as much time at the gym as she did at the hairdresser.
December 12th, 2011
If a guy gets either of them in the sack, you better do damn well what they tell you to do. Both awful scary!!
December 12th, 2011
Makes me think of that Wesley Willis song
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat’s nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
December 12th, 2011
I’m gonna have to say the one on the right is preferable. At least she doesn’t have a gunt.
December 12th, 2011
Camo and mullett are sooooo overdone, now mullett, tank and fingerless gloves, that’s a fashion statement, she gets my vote for originality!
December 12th, 2011
Uh….. no thank you.
December 13th, 2011
I’m scared…someone hold me!
December 13th, 2011
Definitely the camo. Her belt cutting off circulation to her camel toe just really adds the finishing touch.
December 13th, 2011
Does anyone else think that Camo looks like “Porky” from the Porky’s movie trilogy?
December 13th, 2011
Camo FTW!!!
December 13th, 2011
the huge double chin along with the gut makes her look like Porky
December 13th, 2011
A tale of two mullets…
December 14th, 2011
Left because she is shopping for a razor as well and i like my woman clean shaven.
December 14th, 2011
The pink tank wins, hands down. . . Manly mullet, femine color choice!
December 15th, 2011
Old Camo Toe takes it by a FUPA!
December 15th, 2011
i say the camo chich cuz she is picing out the good razor and probably thinking “know that ive taken care of the hair on my head time to take care of the rest of me…….. should i grab the ten pack ? yeah im probably gunna need it .”
December 16th, 2011
oooooooooo there so lesbo lord help lose bitches
December 17th, 2011
WTF is that? Dykes gone wild?
December 19th, 2011
That’s my aunt….
December 21st, 2011
Sorry to burst the bubble but Camo does NOT hide FAT. URP!
December 21st, 2011
the mandingo one on the left gets my vote just cause she look like she would sleep with dog the bounty hunter
December 22nd, 2011
The gloves are to “Road House” for me. This one goes to camo!!!!!!
December 24th, 2011
Clearly camo is superior. Although both complete the must-have combo of mullet and t-shirt tuckage, the wristwatch pulls it all together whereas the biking glove leaves one on edge. Why no jacket? Why the hair discoloration? Why so serious?
December 26th, 2011
Gloves is riding a Harley…the winner!
What do they do for fun, I wonder?
December 27th, 2011
Camo is shaped like a big S…..check it out!
December 27th, 2011
There are cancer patients all over the world that would love to have that hair these ‘ladies’ are mutilating…
December 28th, 2011
….and who the hell is Linda S of Staten Island anyway? tried to look it up since she gets made fun of so much on here but didn’t find anything
December 28th, 2011
At first I thought it read “muleteers” — might be an apt description:
mu·le·teer
noun \ˌmyü-lə-ˈtir\
Definition of MULETEER
: one who drives mules
Origin of MULETEER
French muletier, from mulet, mule, from Old French, diminutive of mul mule
First Known Use: 1538
January 2nd, 2012
Not soooo bad, !!!!, as a wise old Irishman once said……………………………….. ” I ‘ve FECKED worse !!!!
January 5th, 2012
OMG
January 8th, 2012
omg…kidding right.. camo girl, you ain’t hiding that mullet
January 25th, 2012
In the lesbian world, we call this haircut the Achy Breaky Big Mistaky
March 21st, 2012
camo mullet go hard shes got some mean front ass and back tits too.
June 12th, 2012
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