Oh God! Had I known those were the types of Yellow Moons I would be getting, I never would have gone after his Lucky Charms!
138 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Maine, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
December 12th, 2011
” Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground!! “
We’re doomed as a society!
those are not lovely ladylumps.
I can never understand how people don’t feel their pants are falling down.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yea…..she’s sexy and she knows it. Well at least in her own mind ! ! !
You would think she would feel the breeze and pull up those poopy pants
Wow! I just spotted the next spokesmodel for Krispy Kreme!
Where’s an eclipse when you need one?
now thats just a plain ol’ white trash nasty #ss HEFFA, and i mean that in the most literal form possible. You KNOW she feels all that cold air on that mountain of cottage cheese booty!!!
Please let there be a bigger pair of jeans in that cart.
Someone stop her!!! She’s stealing Christmas hams!!!
My, but the moon’s out early…
More like double moons to me.
I hope she’s fan of this website, and recognizes herself. Maybe then she’ll come to terms with the fact that she should not wear low rise jeans when your a$$ is clearly high rise.
I could fix this with one roll of duct tape
random acts of lunacy
Lots of us are in a hurry these days BUT, not SO much that one should exit your bedroom, let alone the house wearing pants that barely cover the thighs………why did she even bother?? A nice billowing skirt would have saved us from this sight!!!
Put away the moons over my-hamey
Don’t tell me she can’t feel that.
Too bad she pulled her top down…we don’t get to see her tramp stamp.
Big girls should not wear pants that button under their stomach! I am sorry but I am so sick of seeing big girls with their ass hanging out because they want to wear low rise jeans. Honey, face it; you are a size 28 low rise jeans are not a good look for you! I’m a size 8 and even I try not to wear a super low rise jeans because I don’t want my ass hanging out for the world to see.
Just say no to crack! especially that one!
You made me make poopie!
@ IAMWHOIAM….GRANTED I WILL GIVE YOU SHE SHOULD NOT BE WEARING THOSE PANTS AT ALL….BUT WEARING PANTS THAT ARE LOW RISE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SIZE. I AM A “BIG GIRL” THAT WILL ONLY WEAR LOW RISE JEANS BECAUSE MY TORSO IS SO SHORT I HAVE TO OR THE “NORMAL” RISE JEANS WILL RIDE UP WAY PAST MY BELLY BUTTON. THE “BIG GIRLS” THAT ARE WEARING THEIR PANTS BELOW THEIR BELLY…WELL THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RISE…IT HAS TO DO WITH THE GIRLS BEING TO AFRAID TO BUY A SIZE OR 2 OR 5 UP. THEY WOULD RATHER LOOK LIKE TRASH THEN A NORMAL PERSON. BTW I AM NOT YELLING…LOL…MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
Since she’s wearing a coat I would only guess it’s cold outside. She’s got to be feeling a draft I mean dang. XP
that is just plain STUPID! Wear clothes that are your size, not your I.Q.!!!
She shop with Chewbacca?
I wonder if that little leprechaun is stuck in there?
“I don’t understand. I’m all bundled up, and yet I’m still freezing. Brrr.”
wait til ya see the purple star
Anybody hungry for banana moon pies?
first…i wear low rise im a lil on the heavy side size 14 16 i can not stand pants over my belly button…due to c-section scares but i make sure my pants are up and i do have a pair that are a lil more lower then should be for my size ..(.but they are my size not 4 sizes to small) i wear a extra long shirt that will hide it no matter what and i mean NO matter what cause i dont want the whole world seeing my A$$….
and 2nd here IQ size must be even smaller then the pants to small on her if she cant feel that more now that its colder she should for sure not leave her house in anything other then sweats right now to make sure this never happens again
I am a big personpp too, but i know enough to cover up. People dont want to see that shit! I dont either! maybe they should shop somewhere that carries her SIZE. Notice to fat people: Give the rest of the world a break, Cover that nasty shit up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please excuse my misspelling of people, my keyboard is a piece of crap.
This is in MAINE, people. It’s about 25 degrees up there now. How can you NOT feel the chill and pull your shirt down? (the pants are obviously too small to pull UP, so the shirt must come down).
You know there are times, I wish we could secretly just walk up to them and go.. hey. you showing a little more than you need to .
Is she wearing a thong with a super wide waistband sitting under her shirt?!?
The Tan Man
They should really stop making hip huggers after a certain size. I definitely do not want to taste the rainbow…
why do yu just *wish yu could go up and tell them* i would go up and demand them to or sue walmart for soliciting bad taste living porngraphic images being shown to my poor little children* At the very least she could shop at 3 am when the people looking for ass are out.
That poor elastic – it finally gave up the ghost
They See me ROLLIN!!!
This is a fine example of the difference between a BBW and a country heifer… The BBW knows how to show off a trunk full of junk… this is an epic FAIL. I’ve decided. And now I have to go brush my teeth… I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Easily better than Linda S of Staten Island
one fashion thing to keep in mind. Wide loads should not have horizontal stripes it visually adds to the width. And the one thing this person needs is more width.
I think she’s in denial of her size all around. It looks like her back boobs are about to burst out of that hoodie.
I don’t care what size a person is. It’s a simple concept: wear clothes that fit.
I am rushing out those pictures of Linda S of Staten Island as fast as I can. Dudes! You just gotta stay patient. You’ll get em. Comin.
You can get your copy of America’s ugliest bedbug too, just send an email , a freemail email to email@example.com
That’s over and beyond the rainbow…
THAT IS JUST NASTY!!! C’MON WOMAN, PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!
Rushing out the door to a job interview ????
“Joe The Plumber’s” wife.
Sorry- what I should have wrote was.. when I first looked at the picture the person in front of her cart at first glance looked like Chewbacca until I realized their face was blacked out. LOL
Sigh- I just am not sure how this lady didn’t feel the breeze on her behind. Numb-butt syndrome seems to befall a lot of people that walk into Wal-Mart, I suppose.
Keep up the great comments- you guys brighten my day!
X - P
I’m surprised only one other person commented on the freak in the background……guess you can’t see much of anything after being blinded by the pasty moon in the foreground
I don’t think those are “low rise jeans” as such. I just thing they are from about 60 pounds ago. Maybe it was laundry day and she had nothing left to wear. I’d bet $10 they aren’s zipped at all.
In the words of Creedance Clearwater Revival, I see a bad moon rising…
Don’cha wish your Girlfriend was HOT like me?
I want this girls email address… facebook… twitter…. address… Phone number… Whatever…. if her friends and family won’t tell her what she looks like I certainly will… Who Does This??? Come on people!!!
Junk that is about to fall completely out of that trunk.
REALLY? IS YOUR ASS SO BIG THAT YOU’VE LOST ALL FEELING FROM IT,YOU’RE NOT COLD? DO YOU FEEL NO BREEZE? JUST NASTY
Someone should of told her that she is not a size 5, more like a size 30. I thought the purpose of underware was to cover it up. Poor fool has no clue she looks like dirty trash. NOONE WANTS to see your FAT ASS CRACK!!!
I want to see her do a face plant once those jeans slide down to the knees – which doesn’t seem to be too long of a time…..
She’s auditioning for the part of “The Plumber’s Daughter.” It’s a remake of the old tv series “The Farmer’s Daughter.”
I am too a plus size mama. I wear a sixteen. BUT I wear clothes that fit. I never wear too small clothes. Maybe baggie on laundry day. I want to tell women like her Honey when you wear clothes too small you look bigger. And yes, big can be beautiful but that doesn’t apply to you wearing that.
I’d hit that…
I’ve lost some weight recently, but have been reluctant to go buy new pants. I’ve just made my belts smaller for now, although my pants are getting kind of baggy.
Maybe she’s thinking if she waits until she gets really fat, she won’t have to buy more clothes?
I dont know if this girl had friends or family around her but it would have been kind of them to tell this girl. I’m plus size and you would NEVER see my butt coming from my pants and I’m sick of seeing other plus size ppl like this, sad.
Could some of you please stop jumping on here asking for acceptance of the critical posters with the “well I’m a big girl too and this is what I do, gosh I’d NEVER do this…” Seriously stfu. At once!
I hope this was staged.
Now that I have that bit out of the way: I call Brunswick WM on this one!
Quick! Where are my golf clubs? I do believe I can get a hole in one!
I live in Maine, so I have a few comments here. Just the other day, I saw on the news that Maine wants to raise the weight limit on the interstates to 100,000 pounds. Now I know why. Also, anyone seeing this should just be thankful that it’s not the middle of summer. Trust me, the view would be a lot worse. Finally, and I know I’ve said this before, but this is exactly why I went to California to find my woman.
spank that on christmas and it will jiggle till news years or rather spank that on new years and it will jiggle til christmas.
@CYNIC – What do you mean, ” Where’s the Eclipse ? ” The Moon is about two thirds covered, isn’t it ?
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! At least it isn’t a THONG!!!
that is just disgusting….seriously no one wants to see a fat ass hanging out of jeans.
my god DAVE! “The Farmer’s Daughter”? Just how old are you?
@ JEAN atta girl. keep dat shit under raps. ugly
@ JER you sure you lost it? did you look behind you?
@ RGD take her back to Maine and in a year she’ll look just like this one.
This is exactly why there is an obesity problem in this country… People THINK this is OK!
Sad, Sad, Sad
I don’t understand people like this. If my pants were falling down, I’d pull them up. Duh!
Things I hate:
1. People (male or female) who show their butt crack.
2. People who say “I threw up a little in my mouth”.
4. Obese people in flip flops with their feet pointing in opposite directions.
5. People walking with their mouth hanging open.
She needs a kick in that a$$! What a friggin pig.
@Deuce – You’re going to need more than duct tape to fix that problem.
@CYNIC – What do you mean about where’s the eclipse ? It looks to me like the moon is about 2/3 covered !
I have a feeling that she is “sagging” in the front, also
Gina, you do not want to kick that ass, your foot would bounce off like a superball, and you’d be hurt!!!
December 13th, 2011
I believe it was blue moons and yellow stars in lucky charms.
Either way, buy less cakes,and get a bigger pair of pants.
I’d slather butter all over those buns.
I dare not think what is showing on the front, for my mind would force my stomach to evacuate it’s contents.
I’d tap that.
More cushion for the pushin’
a tramp stamp would have been that little “EXTRA” to make this photo complete
The guy in the pic is obviously her black boyfriend. At 300lbs who else would want her ?? She works 3 jobs to keep his lazy ass fed..plus booze and drug money.
Dear sweet baby Jesus!! I told her to bring home cottage cheese, not show off her cottage cheese! I’ve lost my apatite..
Are you kidding me or what ??
Pull that shit up !
Give me a break when people can’t feel their pants hanging off their ass..
Get some respect for yourself, your wast is higher..oh you have no wast you fat thing.
Now this HAS to be Linda S & that flipflop a-hole together. Didnt kno mr. gay suck yer toes was a brotha
If they would just learn to put as many layers on the bottom half, as they do the top half, WE would not have to look at this……
I hope the fool that dreamed up “low rise jeans” spends eternity in hell looking at endless photos like this.
Im giving her the benefit of the doubt and guessing she just dropped a load in her pants .
Ok, I am fat, not that fat, but fat none the less, I would NEVER be caught in public with my pants down like that. I know Good and well unless your ass and back are numb for some reason, you can feel the air on your backside, pull the damn things up or get some that fit!
In the words of my son, “Holy mother of god that is wrong, just wrong!”
December 14th, 2011
FIVE items of clothing visible and STILL not covered
I have never seen a pair of pants and a pair of underwear both give up simultaneously. Rest in peace my friends, rest in peace.
That’s just disgusting….that’s not just butt crack she’s showing!!! It’s almost the whole freakin butt!!! And to think she’ll breed…:(
Typical….the fatter they get the lower there waist line gets and some how they think they still fit into the same size they did in high school.
This is repetitive, but I’m going to say it anyway: If it’s cold enough for her to be wearing a jacket and all that, how is it possible she doesn’t feel the breeze back there? I mean, has the fifty or sixty pounds of cellulite on each of those cheeks cut off her nerve sensations to feel hot and cold?
Ugh! No more Mc Donalds
Finally some poetic justice for who ever the idiot(s) who started this”fashion”.
she looks like she shit her pants!
December 15th, 2011
I think I feel a draft…
obviously the black hole in the middle is pulling in the two moons, wish it would hurry up already!
You know this kind of thing is done on purpose. It’s amazing what some people will do for attention
i’d hit it……………..not!
December 16th, 2011
TON-and-a-HALF of Booty in Half Ton denims! She’s wearing kid’s jeans – she couldn’t be seen wearing the dreaded “Mom” jeans. Yikes!!!
December 18th, 2011
There was once a time when women dressed attractively, but I fear that time is gone with the wind…
December 19th, 2011
OMG, Put A Burka on that junk……
December 21st, 2011
ok girl pants go over your buttocks!
obviously she already figured out about men what many women dont know or think they can compensate for: it doesnt matter what you weigh, how funny, smart or pretty you are. As long as you give up that booty, we have no reason to go elsewhere. Shes just advertising the fact that she knows the secret to keeping a man. if the women here said things like “ew, pull up your pants” less, and things like “2-way traffic” more, adultery wouldnt be nearly the problem it is today.
December 22nd, 2011
Well the naggers do it… why can’t the fatties do it too?
December 23rd, 2011
Also From Maine
I admit that it has been warmer than usual in Maine for this time of year, but it hasn’t been that warm!
December 25th, 2011
How the fu@k is that not seriously cold as hell on her @ss? Too much insulation???
December 29th, 2011
HOW DOES SHE NOT FEEL A BREEZE?! Or atleast a chill!
I think she loves the show of how sexy she is
To me ,makes me graph a USA flag and show everybody how proud AMERICAN I am
January 1st, 2012
January 2nd, 2012
Fat Girl Lover
Hey, if you’ve never been with a fat girl, try it.
January 4th, 2012
this is nasty. why would people not be embarresed by this/
January 10th, 2012
OMG…I saw this SAME chick at BJs…she was wearing the same pants!!!!!!! Holy shit, I thought it might have just been a one time offense!!!!! Oh GOD…does she NOT own a mirror? Or maybe she thinks that 1000 of ass crack hanging out her pants is sexy! She looks like the perfect mate for “Fat Bastard” She’s damn sexy…YUCK!!!!!!
January 17th, 2012
OMG… that caption just made me throw up a little. EWWWWW.
January 19th, 2012
looks like two kids stuck in a barrel
January 24th, 2012
It’s actually blue moons
January 25th, 2012
How can you not know your arse is hanging out!
January 31st, 2012
I like that she feels so in touch with herself that she don’t mind showing it off. You go girl!
February 17th, 2012
We have a saying here in Maine BMW big Maine woman I’d totally hit that!!! A perfect way to stay warm on a cold Maine winter night!!
February 28th, 2012
I just say NO to crack!
March 10th, 2012
Just be glad they ain’t full moons, kids.
July 8th, 2012
Looks like a few more steps and she’ll be flashing a full moon AND her cooch.
July 20th, 2012
This looks like the Scarborough store.
August 25th, 2012
In her head she thinks she is Kristen Stewart.
September 29th, 2012
Now being a big girl myself this makes me sick. I for one would rather wear a size bigger than I need than wear something 5 sizes too small. She looks like trash, plain and simple. I don’t get why some women (and girls) dress this way, honestly.
June 27th, 2013