December 12th, 2011
13 Days ‘Til Christmas!
Douches and Doritos, the perfect stocking stuffer for the University of Cincinnati basketball team after their classy handling of a lopsided loss to my alma mater Xavier University. Does Xavier have some fault in the brawl? Yeah sure, but until a graduate of UC can figure out how to use a computer, we’ll go with my side of the story.
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After you eat Doritos, it’s tough to get that stuff of your fingers. Guy buys a douche to go along with them. You do the math…smart man.
December 12th, 2011
How else are you going to get vinegar flavored Doritos?
December 12th, 2011
Doritos are dry. You need SOMETHING to wash them down.
December 12th, 2011
Ladies: Most men would rather walk through hot coals barefooted than buy famine hygiene products!! If you have a guy that will do this for you, KEEP HIM!!!
December 12th, 2011
@GOOSE
WOW, goose. It’s not bad enough people are starving; they need special hygiene too? “FAMINE hygiene products”?
December 12th, 2011
X played a dirtier game than UC. Bearcats just got tired of it.
December 12th, 2011
Really? This is the best POW could come up with today?
I DEMAND better service, sir.
December 12th, 2011
Maybe he wants extra cheese?
December 12th, 2011
You can get anything you want, at Super*Duper*Wally*World (excepting Alice). Oh, wait – want and Super*Duper*Wally*World don’t rhyme! D’oh!
December 12th, 2011
GOOSE: I love my hubby’s take on it. “It’s proof I have a woman, so I have no problem doing it”.
December 12th, 2011
Look, this is a “whatever it takes” scenario. . . and, believe me, when she’s “on the warpath” you’d do “whatever it takes” if you had any brains. .
December 12th, 2011
Seems to me it’s more like she’s pregnant than in a need of a cleaning. . .
December 12th, 2011
You Know he’s lookin at the register and thinkin “Heck, I could make an oil and vinegar rinse cheaper than that !”. . .
December 12th, 2011
That guy’s a do….rito!
December 12th, 2011
THAT’S A REAL MAN
December 12th, 2011
He was gonna go to the self checkout line but didn;t want to have a Price Check paged across the store “Price Check Aisle 9 on Summer’s Eve Jumbo Size Oil and Wter Douche, Please”….
December 12th, 2011
You are what you eat
December 12th, 2011
At least the University of Cincinnati is listed in the US News and World Report national rankings! Xavier is so NOT! X grad = gangster. It may have been X’s year this year, but do not forget that UC won by 20 last year!
December 12th, 2011
I don’t really see anything wrong with this picture. I mean, my dad buys me and my sister tampons and stuff.
December 12th, 2011
I don’t see the humor in this. Kudos to the man for helping his wife/girlfriend out. The loser is the one who took a photo of man doing something nice.
December 12th, 2011
It’s obvious that he has his whole night planned out. Eat Doritos and finger bang the ol’ lady. She will then of course, need the Summer’s Eve after that to get the orange out of her snatch. .
December 12th, 2011
Honey I’m heading to the store what do we need so I can make a list. Were out of doritos and douche. I used it last night to clean the kitchen my mom says vinegar and water cleans best. Now I need to clean my pipes.
December 12th, 2011
I see two douche bags in this photo.
December 12th, 2011
i went to UC. is this thing working?
December 12th, 2011
I take it you went to Xavier, Subby? That’s a Catholic school, isn’t it. I bet you studied under Father Pat Mcgroin….every night.
December 12th, 2011
Something kinky if going on here !!!
December 12th, 2011
FYI Doritos arent the only thing he will be eating
December 12th, 2011
“If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!”
December 12th, 2011
Why are guys afraid to buy feminine hygiene products? Nobody is going to think you are going to use it. It merely says I have a woman in my life!
December 12th, 2011
I do hope those aren’t gifts!
December 13th, 2011
For those “nacho-fresh” days.
December 13th, 2011
Really?
This is the best the site could come up with today? Some guy buying Dorritos and some douche for his wife/gf? So what? He was probably buying chips for the game or something and she called up and said hey pick me up some Summer’s Eve…who cares? Haha really, that’s so stupid. What’s tomorrow gonna be? Some guy buying soda and some tampons or pads? Like oooooo big deal. Man buy feminine hygiene product ooga booga. Lame.
Get outta here. Neeeeext…
December 13th, 2011
Nothin wrong with this. if i was sent to go get some feminine cleaning products, i’d get some doritos too, dammit.
December 13th, 2011
Big deal. He has a lady at home that takes care of herself. He’s just buying the Doritos because buying the douche alone would be a lil weird.
And who gives a flyin’ f*ck about the admins’ alma mater?
Let’s get back to the POWM.
December 13th, 2011
Salt and Vinegar flavored.
December 13th, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island is a douchebag
December 13th, 2011
I personally think this picture is stupid. Men should buy whatever products they use / need. & Women should also buy what they need. This is pathetic. So what he’s got a woman at home. How come her lazy ass isnt buying it? I wouldnt dream of sending a man to the store to buy whatever I personally need – anyone ever heard of modesty?
December 13th, 2011
After being around (fake) Mike for 15 minutes I had to douche my entire body and still did not feel clean… here is a personal hygene tip for you (fake) Mike, try showering at LEAST once per week. Maybe if you water your tiny little weiner it will grow out of the “baby carrot” stage it has been stuck in since you were 8 years old.
December 13th, 2011
It takes a good man to buy a woman a douche…but it takes a great man to buy douche in bulk! But you have to wonder, does “multi-pack” mean its extra smelly??
December 13th, 2011
BFD
December 13th, 2011
Why in god’s name is that package of douche so damn BIG?
December 13th, 2011
Maybe that’s not a man buying it. This IS Wal-Mart.
Things that make you go “Hmmmm”.
December 13th, 2011
OH MY! I see now why he is on this website- HE IS FULLY DRESSED! That is an odd thing at Walmart!
December 13th, 2011
Yeah, it’s not that unusual. You can obviously tell he was picking something up for the Mrs. and got the doritos for himself. I mean, if I were him, I wouldn’t want to just buy douches.
December 13th, 2011
Douching is a great way to get and keep infections, BTW. Not doctor recommended.
http://std.about.com/od/riskfactorsforstds/a/doucheoverview.htm
December 14th, 2011
Duh, he is buying the doritos to get the bad taste out of his mouth. She doesn’t know she is getting the douche YET.
December 14th, 2011
This kinda makes me mad! Sorry…but guys have a hard enough time buying tampons, pads,. douches, whatever, and now they actually have to worry about then buying it because some DOUCHE bag took a picture!!
But I dare you to take a picture of my husband! haha That would be a bad day for that person!
December 14th, 2011
Holy crap that looks like my father. And if it is my father, then the douches and doritos makes sense.
December 14th, 2011
Douche. Bag. Douch. Bag. Oh…now I get it!
December 14th, 2011
Do women really still use douches? I bet I haven’t used one in 25 years. If you take a shower every day, you really don’t need to use them. How about those old red rubber douchebags your mom used to always have in the shower? Now that was something special.
December 14th, 2011
@Mar
Your mom told you that was a douche? Just guessing, but it was more likely an enema.
December 15th, 2011
lol Yea classy handling Yea the Bearcats did fig out how to win Basketball Games !!! Cant say the same for Xavier !!! lol
January 7th, 2012
i am a Uc grad, don’t hate because we knock fools around
June 24th, 2012
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