13 Days ‘Til Christmas!



Douches and Doritos, the perfect stocking stuffer for the University of Cincinnati basketball team after their classy handling of a lopsided loss to my alma mater Xavier University. Does Xavier have some fault in the brawl? Yeah sure, but until a graduate of UC can figure out how to use a computer, we’ll go with my side of the story.

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13 Days 'Til Christmas!, 4.6 out of 10 based on 39 ratings

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  1. Jimmyjam

    After you eat Doritos, it’s tough to get that stuff of your fingers. Guy buys a douche to go along with them. You do the math…smart man.

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  2. Richard

    How else are you going to get vinegar flavored Doritos?

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  3. girl watcher

    Doritos are dry. You need SOMETHING to wash them down. :(

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  4. goose

    Ladies: Most men would rather walk through hot coals barefooted than buy famine hygiene products!! If you have a guy that will do this for you, KEEP HIM!!!

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  5. girl watcher

    @GOOSE

    WOW, goose. It’s not bad enough people are starving; they need special hygiene too? “FAMINE hygiene products”? ;)

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    December 12th, 2011

  6. mike t

    X played a dirtier game than UC. Bearcats just got tired of it.

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  7. Wench

    Really? This is the best POW could come up with today?

    I DEMAND better service, sir.

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  8. Lacey

    Maybe he wants extra cheese?

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  9. Mack Bee

    You can get anything you want, at Super*Duper*Wally*World (excepting Alice). Oh, wait – want and Super*Duper*Wally*World don’t rhyme! D’oh!

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  10. RB

    GOOSE: I love my hubby’s take on it. “It’s proof I have a woman, so I have no problem doing it”.

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  11. CommonSense

    Look, this is a “whatever it takes” scenario. . . and, believe me, when she’s “on the warpath” you’d do “whatever it takes” if you had any brains. .

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  12. CommonSense

    Seems to me it’s more like she’s pregnant than in a need of a cleaning. . .

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  13. CommonSense

    You Know he’s lookin at the register and thinkin “Heck, I could make an oil and vinegar rinse cheaper than that !”. . .

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  14. CommonSense

    That guy’s a do….rito!

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  15. SAM P

    THAT’S A REAL MAN

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  16. CommonSense

    He was gonna go to the self checkout line but didn;t want to have a Price Check paged across the store “Price Check Aisle 9 on Summer’s Eve Jumbo Size Oil and Wter Douche, Please”….

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  17. Snake Eyes

    You are what you eat

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  18. proud grad

    At least the University of Cincinnati is listed in the US News and World Report national rankings! Xavier is so NOT! X grad = gangster. It may have been X’s year this year, but do not forget that UC won by 20 last year!

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  19. Laura

    I don’t really see anything wrong with this picture. I mean, my dad buys me and my sister tampons and stuff.

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  20. Chelsea

    I don’t see the humor in this. Kudos to the man for helping his wife/girlfriend out. The loser is the one who took a photo of man doing something nice.

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  21. Snap N. McGarrett

    It’s obvious that he has his whole night planned out. Eat Doritos and finger bang the ol’ lady. She will then of course, need the Summer’s Eve after that to get the orange out of her snatch. .

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  22. kelly

    Honey I’m heading to the store what do we need so I can make a list. Were out of doritos and douche. I used it last night to clean the kitchen my mom says vinegar and water cleans best. Now I need to clean my pipes.

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  23. jpark

    I see two douche bags in this photo.

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  24. ssorcnor

    i went to UC. is this thing working?

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  25. Hot Rod

    I take it you went to Xavier, Subby? That’s a Catholic school, isn’t it. I bet you studied under Father Pat Mcgroin….every night.

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  26. jpark

    Something kinky if going on here !!!

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  27. Angel F.

    FYI Doritos arent the only thing he will be eating

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  28. Count Flatula

    “If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!”

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  29. coopster

    Why are guys afraid to buy feminine hygiene products? Nobody is going to think you are going to use it. It merely says I have a woman in my life!

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  30. LST

    I do hope those aren’t gifts!

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    December 13th, 2011

  31. Jen

    For those “nacho-fresh” days.

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  32. W C

    Really?

    This is the best the site could come up with today? Some guy buying Dorritos and some douche for his wife/gf? So what? He was probably buying chips for the game or something and she called up and said hey pick me up some Summer’s Eve…who cares? Haha really, that’s so stupid. What’s tomorrow gonna be? Some guy buying soda and some tampons or pads? Like oooooo big deal. Man buy feminine hygiene product ooga booga. Lame.

    Get outta here. Neeeeext…

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  33. GizMo

    Nothin wrong with this. if i was sent to go get some feminine cleaning products, i’d get some doritos too, dammit.

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  34. toeachhisown

    Big deal. He has a lady at home that takes care of herself. He’s just buying the Doritos because buying the douche alone would be a lil weird.

    And who gives a flyin’ f*ck about the admins’ alma mater?

    Let’s get back to the POWM.

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  35. Whore Greeter

    Salt and Vinegar flavored.

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  36. MIKE REILEY

    Linda S of Staten Island is a douchebag

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  37. Retina Burn

    I personally think this picture is stupid. Men should buy whatever products they use / need. & Women should also buy what they need. This is pathetic. So what he’s got a woman at home. How come her lazy ass isnt buying it? I wouldnt dream of sending a man to the store to buy whatever I personally need – anyone ever heard of modesty?

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  38. Linda S. from Staten Island

    After being around (fake) Mike for 15 minutes I had to douche my entire body and still did not feel clean… here is a personal hygene tip for you (fake) Mike, try showering at LEAST once per week. Maybe if you water your tiny little weiner it will grow out of the “baby carrot” stage it has been stuck in since you were 8 years old.

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  39. Fasano

    It takes a good man to buy a woman a douche…but it takes a great man to buy douche in bulk! But you have to wonder, does “multi-pack” mean its extra smelly??

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  40. hairball

    BFD

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  41. GeneralWarts

    Why in god’s name is that package of douche so damn BIG?

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  42. energizer

    Maybe that’s not a man buying it. This IS Wal-Mart.

    Things that make you go “Hmmmm”.

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  43. Ann

    OH MY! I see now why he is on this website- HE IS FULLY DRESSED! That is an odd thing at Walmart!

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  44. Melissa

    Yeah, it’s not that unusual. You can obviously tell he was picking something up for the Mrs. and got the doritos for himself. I mean, if I were him, I wouldn’t want to just buy douches.

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  45. DON'T BE A DOUCHE

    Douching is a great way to get and keep infections, BTW. Not doctor recommended.

    http://std.about.com/od/riskfactorsforstds/a/doucheoverview.htm

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  46. gail

    Duh, he is buying the doritos to get the bad taste out of his mouth. She doesn’t know she is getting the douche YET.

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  47. Britt

    This kinda makes me mad! Sorry…but guys have a hard enough time buying tampons, pads,. douches, whatever, and now they actually have to worry about then buying it because some DOUCHE bag took a picture!!

    But I dare you to take a picture of my husband! haha That would be a bad day for that person!

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  48. Finnegan

    Holy crap that looks like my father. And if it is my father, then the douches and doritos makes sense.

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  49. Raejean French

    Douche. Bag. Douch. Bag. Oh…now I get it!

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  50. Mar

    Do women really still use douches? I bet I haven’t used one in 25 years. If you take a shower every day, you really don’t need to use them. How about those old red rubber douchebags your mom used to always have in the shower? Now that was something special.

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  51. toeachhisown

    @Mar

    Your mom told you that was a douche? Just guessing, but it was more likely an enema.

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  52. REALLY!!!!

    lol Yea classy handling Yea the Bearcats did fig out how to win Basketball Games !!! Cant say the same for Xavier !!! lol

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  53. tk

    i am a Uc grad, don’t hate because we knock fools around

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