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Facebook Contest!, 5.4 out of 10 based on 37 ratings

169 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Ian

    he bought this then his wife slapped him and showed him who makes the rules in his house

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  2. Katfishin

    so, if I go all Lorena Bobbit on you, I will make the rules

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  3. Manny Perez

    Notice he’s shopping alone. So how did that work out for ya’?

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  4. Thomas Lockhart

    George Bush lays out his unilateral plan for invasion to the world… Dick Cheney, get your ass over here!

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  5. Less bitchin’, More Kitchen!

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  6. Lisa

    Sure you’re the Dick. Until Lorraina Bobbit comes to visit in the night. Then you’re the pussy!

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  7. Ann Lowenstein

    This man’s girlfriend is named “Rosy Palm”.

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  8. danny alsop

    This shirt is 10 years old and I haven’t seen mine since I bought it. Come to think about it, neither has a women.

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  9. Patrick the Malcontent

    The Truth.

    It’s almost always offensive.

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  10. Boo!

    his wife said it was okay for him to wear that t-shirt.

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  11. Jan FOrd

    Wife: Why are you wearing my t-shirt, Donald?

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  12. Balfour Girl

    You are a dick. Go mow the lawn.

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  13. Marsha

    i have the vagina, so you have the hand cream

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  14. Laura Barrett

    Challenge accepted.

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  15. Mark Blackowiak

    The new GOP shirts.

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  16. Charlotte Hayes

    Fastest way to have all conjugal rights removed for the foreseeable future…..

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  17. Gman

    Hope that’s not the wife

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  18. Rev. Black

    The new GOP Shirt.

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  19. Peewee92003

    Yeah, and I still can’t decide whether to suck on it or pick my teeth with it.

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  20. Skillit

    I’ll bet rule number one has something to do with beer.

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  21. Adrianne Donovan

    sign behind him says “Caution: slippery bullsh*t, watch your step”

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  22. LL

    Keep wearing T-shirts like that, and he might not have that valued appendage much longer.

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  23. Darnack

    And the next day we all learned Mr. Bobbit’s wife’s name.

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  24. gearhead grrl

    You have a dick tatted on your forearm. I suspect you make the rules for your household that consists of you, your pet boa constrictor, and the cockroaches that live under the sink. And they don’t even follow your rules!

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  25. RaeMarie Benjamin

    With that kind of attitude that will be the only thing you have left after I devorce your a**.

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  26. David

    just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to be one!

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  27. Joanie

    You may have the dick, but my thumb is bigger than your dick! I make the rules NOW!! =)

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  28. Ambizzle

    You might have a dick, but make sure it’s bigger than a vienna sausage before you start barking orders at me.

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  29. Alex

    so when he passes the dildo, does that person get to change the rules?

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  30. PJ Dowling

    Jane sees Dick
    Read Jane read
    Jane sees red
    Yell Jane yell
    See Dick run
    Run Dick run

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  31. christie

    Because if he wore the ” I actually resemble a Ken Doll’ shirt, no one would take him seriously.

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  32. RedShirt

    “Not when it’s in your mouth, you don’t.”

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  33. Some guy’s have all the luck…

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  34. Erica Rikimoto Peterson

    I only wear this shirt on days my wife won’t have sex with me.

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  35. lisa

    “By far mans greatest illusion”

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  36. Bear Thompson

    Silly fagot,Dicks are for chicks!

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  37. You’re probably thinking, “I just wish it didn’t match my face”

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  38. Trizzy

    I just quarelled with the missus this morning, and once again, I’m none the wiser. Then I get onto PoWM for a little therapy and see this…. Thanks PoWM, I needed that!

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  39. what i want to see is the super classy broad that falls for a guy with that much swagger.

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  40. Loren Cole

    Rule #1: No laughing at my little dick!

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  41. Bolts

    hahahahaha he misspelled am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. Jimbo Jones

    Hes talking about the dick tattooed on his forearm right?

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  43. YoMama

    and the back reads:

    “In MY basement in my Mom’s house.”

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  44. lisa

    “By far woman’s greatest illusion”

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  45. Tami Daniels

    Funny thing is Joe actually believes these gag t-shirts Ahh if he only knew it was meant to appease his machoism

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  46. Penny Dreadful

    but here I am at Wal-Mart picking up tampons and toilet paper.

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  47. John

    He thought it was funny until his boyfriend bought the same shirt…

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  48. Steve Krueger

    He used to be a chick.

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  49. mike reiley

    But we can bend the both for a little pussy

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  50. She who holds the balls makes the rules….

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  51. JayDubIII

    Someone tell him he’s living in Fantasyland.

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  52. Jayvee

    If his wife has any sense at all she would have a shirt that says….”oh yeah? Well I have the pussy and you will be getting none!” Gotta love those man pigs that think they are something special….especially when they look like that! GROSS!

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  53. Dusty

    Spit it out its not yours!!!

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  54. Kayla

    Buddy you only wish you make the rules. The women may have the dick but still its not big enough to even find. Women make all the rules.

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  55. Niko

    The problem is he has no place to put that dick or anyone to follow those rules.

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  56. lostinark

    I satisfy the dick so I MAKE THE RULES!!

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  57. Ralph

    Where do you keep it?
    In your dresser drawer

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  58. Mike Hanrahan

    When you finally get busted for child porn and go to prison, your cellmate will most likely have a bigger dick and you will want to change the rules immediately.

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  59. JP

    Well… we know who is NOT getting laid tonight…

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  60. i didnt know they made t shirts with your own phrases on them!

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  61. Jen

    His wife taped a “I’m a dickhead” note on his back before they went shopping.

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  62. Jeanette Milam

    ….and now I also do my own grocery shopping!

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  63. Josh

    For years after the accident that took his penis, poor Larry felt as if he had something to prove. Something that could only be proven with novelty T-shirts.

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  64. Wayne F

    Huh? You want me to make it hard or what?

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  65. why not

    and she told him to take his dick and beat it.

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  66. Dwain Wilkinson

    His wife’s shirt reads “I have half the money and all the pu$$y, you decide”.

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  67. KPP

    Can he actually see his “Dick”

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  68. Amber

    My kitty cat rules your dick.

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  69. lara

    I bet his boyfriend has a shirt just like this and they fight over who is wearing it for the day….

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  70. JAG

    So, I’m guessing you’re the king of your cold, lonely castle in the trailer park.

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  71. Daniel Shelton

    Yeah? Well I have a machete…..so DAMN the rules!

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  72. Peewee92003

    The wife finally has a reason to wear her “I’m with Stupid” shirt.

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  73. Susan

    Yeah, but she’s got your balls, and laughs at that shirt.

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  74. Doug

    Im sensing no clean pants to wear in his future.

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  75. Joey M

    You guys mad?

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  76. katie

    You open your mouth like this and never ever do what your doing.

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  77. Amy

    Notice we’re all assuming it says “rules”. However, the last letter is obscured.

    I see nothing wrong with using a dick as a ruler. Measuring things with a clitoris is time-consuming and messy.

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  78. Shadowrider

    Dildo 1(won), Dick 0

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  79. Gail Gouyton

    You might have the dick but I have the pu**y and that means I have the POWER!!

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  80. Chris

    The wife’s shirt says: “I married the dick, so I make the rules!”

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  81. Right after I ask my wife for approval.

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  82. jack cook

    Its a small dick, so unfortunately, they are minor rules.

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  83. travis

    This shirt is entered into evidence as exhibit A here after referred to as “her motive”

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  84. Tracy Miller

    I’ve got you by the Dick, therefor, I make the rules. Idiot, stop thinking with that thing.

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  85. pmac64

    Heh, Heh, Heh…go to sleep!

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  86. Val

    If you need t T shirt to tell people that you are a male…then maybe you should look into some enhancement surgery.

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  87. Nicholas Giacomelli

    Spit it out its not yours

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    December 14th, 2011

  88. Mary Elliott

    Yeah, well…”I have the boobs, so I breaks the rules.”

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    December 14th, 2011

  89. don

    he is showing his iq nad his very low mentality. and absolutely no self esteem. he has to wear the shirt to impress people and himself most of all. i pity the man.

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  90. Sean

    That lesbian has the hairest arms I’ve ever seen on a chick!!

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    December 14th, 2011

  91. Bobby B

    Three cheers to never getting laid again!!!

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    December 14th, 2011

  92. FritZ

    See, I happen to notice that two particular words are in red. I think his insecurities might be showing.

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  93. J Bogart

    Apparently someone hasn’t gotten the memo that “dick”tators usually get overthrown….

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  94. Nick

    I thought Walmart bag boys had to abide by a certain dress code, but I guess he makes the rules.

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  95. Marty

    You have the dick, but I have a ruler – whip it out and we’ll see how much authority it gives you.

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    December 14th, 2011

  96. says the 400 pound wife who ate her husband.

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  97. trashboy

    What if the “woman” also has a dick? Then who makes the rules?

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  98. Bob George

    Unfortunately, the rules only apply to small animals and inflatable implements.

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  99. heidi milbourne

    it’s not so much the tee shirt but the fact that he has it so snugly tucked into his jeans that offends me

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  100. brian campbell

    See Dick Run
    Run Dick Run
    See Jane Aim
    Jane makes the rules…

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  101. Nel

    OK honey. If that’s what you think…..

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  102. Bill

    Even Chaz Bono shops for Christmas at Walmart

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  103. Nicole B.

    He bought this shirt after she cut it off…can we say over-compensating?

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  104. C Maxwell

    Love canal disagrees!

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    December 14th, 2011

  105. cowgirlup714

    Um, is that a dick tattooed on his arm with cum dripping from it? What a frickin douchebag! wow..

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  106. Shelby

    And is that dick on the end of a straw or from the nearest novelty shop?

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  107. Patrick the Malcontent

    The truth.

    Bitches can’t handle it.

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  108. Patrick the Malcontent

    It should read:

    “I have the dick, so i make 26% more for doing the same job.”

    Deal with it.

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  109. Heather Miller

    well i have the vagina…which can break your rules AND your dick!

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  110. Patrick the Malcontent

    Perhaps a beter shirt should read:
    “She has the pussy, so she makes the rules. But i have the dick, so i get to break the rules whenever I want”

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  111. Patrick the Malcontent

    She has the pussy, so she make the rules.

    But her sister has one too, and doesnt have any rules. She’s has bigger tits too…..

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  112. Michelle

    If it walks like a dick, talks like a dick, wears a dick t-shirt…Pretty sure his name is Richard.

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  113. Keep 'em on a leash!

    LOL Reading through this made me laugh hysterically. Especially the ones with people talking about how that’s how it really is. How little some people think before posting. lol Usually guys that wear these shirts either have the “dickie do” (when your belly sticks out further than your dickie do) syndrome or they are just complete dicks with no prospective female companionship EVER. It’s all good though. Stay in your stone-age world, my friends, and the rest of us continue to live in reality. LOL

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  114. “But your ruler only goes to 2 inches”

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  115. RGD

    He’s obviously not married. If he was, he wouldn’t be kidding himself like that.

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  116. lordofthegadflies

    “I have the dick that’s shorter than a 2-inch ruler.”

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  117. Ambrosia

    Yes, but I have the SCISSORS…
    You still wanna play this game…?

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  118. Dawn

    And Im pretty sure its a very small one!

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  119. Dave

    “My wife got me this shirt. I know she’s trying to make me feel better because she took my ball even before we got married.”

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  120. Marla

    Too bad your finger is longer and apparently has more sense than either of your heads.

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  121. Bob Miller

    Thats what my wife said.

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  122. Layla

    Men have always thought with their “head” and NOT their “brain”!!

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  123. gail

    This is what he wears when he goes out to buy his wife’s tampons and douches.

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  124. Lynda

    I can fix that in 2 seconds…

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  125. Laura

    Amazing that they even make T-shirts like this. Sexist and gross…

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  126. Jib

    “Like mother like son”

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  127. elfyerself

    If this shirt was worn by a woman, the message would have the same meaning but need to be said differently…something like this: I have a shit head husband so I make the rules. HA!

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  128. linda

    Yeah,Im sure he is one,but thinking like that he probably don”t even have one,lol

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    December 15th, 2011

  129. nurserambo

    Big deal….in my house i have 1/2 the money and all the pussy

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    December 15th, 2011

  130. littlelorna

    Pan up… aaaaaand – it’s a woman!

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    December 15th, 2011

  131. Tre Knight

    I’m sure he rules lonely nights,TV dinners, and internet porn.

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  132. k-man

    Not in prison you don’t.

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  133. girl watcher

    What he’s saying is he uses his dick like a pen and writes the ‘rules’ in the snow with yellow ink.

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  134. shaun

    ….Just let me ask my wife if I can take it out of her purse

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  135. Shannon

    Yes, I make the rules of my fabulous kingdom. My basement appartment with green shag carpeting, wood paneling, a lazyboy, a tv tray, and a minifridge in the living room filled with beer.

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  136. X - P

    We just like to let him think he’s in charge

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  137. Grace

    Unfortunately my husband HAD this shrit when we first met. I make the rules!!

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    December 15th, 2011

  138. A Little Off the Top

    Bobbit! Bob it!

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    December 15th, 2011

  139. JSM

    His wife is wearing an “I’m With Stupid” t-shirt.

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  140. John

    So then spit it out it don’t belong to you

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    December 16th, 2011

  141. Lisa

    The back says:

    “And then I woke up and my Wife said it was only a NIGHTMARE!

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    December 16th, 2011

  142. Michele Swerdlow

    Not anymore!!!

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    December 16th, 2011

  143. Frank Inscense

    but they are very, very, little rules.

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  144. Scooterroid

    We’ll see who makes the rules when you wake up tomorrow.

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    December 16th, 2011

  145. Rhonda Westbrooks

    Someone should tell him that the one with the inny is always in control. He makes the rules upon approval of a female.

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    December 17th, 2011

  146. Jack

    Your a dick,,,,,,so you have sex alone.

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    December 17th, 2011

  147. Erin Elizabeth

    no sir you are a dick and that’s why you own a shirt like that.

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    December 17th, 2011

  148. Erin Elizabeth

    just because you sucked it doesn’t make it yours buddy.

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    December 17th, 2011

  149. Kat

    I’d love to see him wear that in a lesbian bar!

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    December 17th, 2011

  150. Snarky Sam

    ….and that is why Joe never get laid again.

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    December 17th, 2011

  151. Purple Helmet

    And if you argue with me, I’ll smack your ass!

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    December 18th, 2011

  152. Raejean

    Your wife has the vagina, so she makes the exceptions.

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    December 18th, 2011

  153. vaceodude

    its obvious a small rule.

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    December 19th, 2011

  154. mike oxfat

    “Spit it out, IT’S NOT YOURS!!!”

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    December 19th, 2011

  155. James

    You came outta one, and then you spend your whole life trying to get back into one (and with that shirt, probably never will) so WHO makes all the rules?

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    December 20th, 2011

  156. Cheryl

    That’s what his momma lets him think!

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    December 20th, 2011

  157. Georgia Gal

    I’m 52 and live with my mother, so I wear this on my weekly outing to Walmart to feel like I actually have one.

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    December 21st, 2011

  158. Katie

    P.S…It’s a strap on, and I’m just actually a fat midget wearing elevator shoes

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    December 21st, 2011

  159. Kim

    He’s wearing it because it’s in question whether he has one or not.

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    December 21st, 2011

  160. Cindy Reifenberger

    Well it’s a good thing his dick is useful for something, since it probably won’t be used for much else. Nothing says sexy more than a beer gut and an insulting proclamation of potential domestic abuse.

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    December 21st, 2011

  161. Dina

    I’ve probably smoked fatter joints…….

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    December 29th, 2011

  162. Bevan

    So that makes you the Dick Head? Boss?

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    January 3rd, 2012

  163. brandi

    does the back say “my girlfriend is an xbox?

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    January 6th, 2012

  164. Helen

    Lorena Bobbitt sold that at her garage sale for a quarter. it was Roger’s luck day!

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    January 7th, 2012

  165. kat

    hmmm? you have a dick? i would call it more like a tease…

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    January 9th, 2012

  166. kat

    hmmm? you have the disck? cutts his dick off* now i have the dick!

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    January 9th, 2012

  167. kat

    hmmm? you have the dick? cutts his dick off* now i have the dick!

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    January 9th, 2012

  168. Mich

    WOMENS INTERPRETATION: If dicks rule, have fun measuring each other because there won’t be any real women around to do it for you.

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    January 19th, 2012

  169. WV Reject

    poor guy – must have a tiny one!

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    January 29th, 2012

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