December 14th, 2011
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What a coincidence, I am a dick and I’m making up these rules now – Funniest comment on this post on our Facebook page wins a free shirt from the dicks over at RateTees.com.
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Facebook Contest!,
What a coincidence, I am a dick and I’m making up these rules now – Funniest comment on this post on our Facebook page wins a free shirt from the dicks over at RateTees.com.
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Facebook Contest!,
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he bought this then his wife slapped him and showed him who makes the rules in his house
December 14th, 2011
so, if I go all Lorena Bobbit on you, I will make the rules
December 14th, 2011
Notice he’s shopping alone. So how did that work out for ya’?
December 14th, 2011
George Bush lays out his unilateral plan for invasion to the world… Dick Cheney, get your ass over here!
December 14th, 2011
Less bitchin’, More Kitchen!
December 14th, 2011
Sure you’re the Dick. Until Lorraina Bobbit comes to visit in the night. Then you’re the pussy!
December 14th, 2011
This man’s girlfriend is named “Rosy Palm”.
December 14th, 2011
This shirt is 10 years old and I haven’t seen mine since I bought it. Come to think about it, neither has a women.
December 14th, 2011
The Truth.
It’s almost always offensive.
December 14th, 2011
his wife said it was okay for him to wear that t-shirt.
December 14th, 2011
Wife: Why are you wearing my t-shirt, Donald?
December 14th, 2011
You are a dick. Go mow the lawn.
December 14th, 2011
i have the vagina, so you have the hand cream
December 14th, 2011
Challenge accepted.
December 14th, 2011
The new GOP shirts.
December 14th, 2011
Fastest way to have all conjugal rights removed for the foreseeable future…..
December 14th, 2011
Hope that’s not the wife
December 14th, 2011
The new GOP Shirt.
December 14th, 2011
Yeah, and I still can’t decide whether to suck on it or pick my teeth with it.
December 14th, 2011
I’ll bet rule number one has something to do with beer.
December 14th, 2011
sign behind him says “Caution: slippery bullsh*t, watch your step”
December 14th, 2011
Keep wearing T-shirts like that, and he might not have that valued appendage much longer.
December 14th, 2011
And the next day we all learned Mr. Bobbit’s wife’s name.
December 14th, 2011
You have a dick tatted on your forearm. I suspect you make the rules for your household that consists of you, your pet boa constrictor, and the cockroaches that live under the sink. And they don’t even follow your rules!
December 14th, 2011
With that kind of attitude that will be the only thing you have left after I devorce your a**.
December 14th, 2011
just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to be one!
December 14th, 2011
You may have the dick, but my thumb is bigger than your dick! I make the rules NOW!! =)
December 14th, 2011
You might have a dick, but make sure it’s bigger than a vienna sausage before you start barking orders at me.
December 14th, 2011
so when he passes the dildo, does that person get to change the rules?
December 14th, 2011
Jane sees Dick
Read Jane read
Jane sees red
Yell Jane yell
See Dick run
Run Dick run
December 14th, 2011
Because if he wore the ” I actually resemble a Ken Doll’ shirt, no one would take him seriously.
December 14th, 2011
“Not when it’s in your mouth, you don’t.”
December 14th, 2011
Some guy’s have all the luck…
December 14th, 2011
I only wear this shirt on days my wife won’t have sex with me.
December 14th, 2011
“By far mans greatest illusion”
December 14th, 2011
Silly fagot,Dicks are for chicks!
December 14th, 2011
You’re probably thinking, “I just wish it didn’t match my face”
December 14th, 2011
I just quarelled with the missus this morning, and once again, I’m none the wiser. Then I get onto PoWM for a little therapy and see this…. Thanks PoWM, I needed that!
December 14th, 2011
what i want to see is the super classy broad that falls for a guy with that much swagger.
December 14th, 2011
Rule #1: No laughing at my little dick!
December 14th, 2011
hahahahaha he misspelled am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 14th, 2011
Hes talking about the dick tattooed on his forearm right?
December 14th, 2011
and the back reads:
“In MY basement in my Mom’s house.”
December 14th, 2011
“By far woman’s greatest illusion”
December 14th, 2011
Funny thing is Joe actually believes these gag t-shirts Ahh if he only knew it was meant to appease his machoism
December 14th, 2011
but here I am at Wal-Mart picking up tampons and toilet paper.
December 14th, 2011
He thought it was funny until his boyfriend bought the same shirt…
December 14th, 2011
He used to be a chick.
December 14th, 2011
But we can bend the both for a little pussy
December 14th, 2011
She who holds the balls makes the rules….
December 14th, 2011
Someone tell him he’s living in Fantasyland.
December 14th, 2011
If his wife has any sense at all she would have a shirt that says….”oh yeah? Well I have the pussy and you will be getting none!” Gotta love those man pigs that think they are something special….especially when they look like that! GROSS!
December 14th, 2011
Spit it out its not yours!!!
December 14th, 2011
Buddy you only wish you make the rules. The women may have the dick but still its not big enough to even find. Women make all the rules.
December 14th, 2011
The problem is he has no place to put that dick or anyone to follow those rules.
December 14th, 2011
I satisfy the dick so I MAKE THE RULES!!
December 14th, 2011
Where do you keep it?
In your dresser drawer
December 14th, 2011
When you finally get busted for child porn and go to prison, your cellmate will most likely have a bigger dick and you will want to change the rules immediately.
December 14th, 2011
Well… we know who is NOT getting laid tonight…
December 14th, 2011
i didnt know they made t shirts with your own phrases on them!
December 14th, 2011
His wife taped a “I’m a dickhead” note on his back before they went shopping.
December 14th, 2011
….and now I also do my own grocery shopping!
December 14th, 2011
For years after the accident that took his penis, poor Larry felt as if he had something to prove. Something that could only be proven with novelty T-shirts.
December 14th, 2011
Huh? You want me to make it hard or what?
December 14th, 2011
and she told him to take his dick and beat it.
December 14th, 2011
His wife’s shirt reads “I have half the money and all the pu$$y, you decide”.
December 14th, 2011
Can he actually see his “Dick”
December 14th, 2011
My kitty cat rules your dick.
December 14th, 2011
I bet his boyfriend has a shirt just like this and they fight over who is wearing it for the day….
December 14th, 2011
So, I’m guessing you’re the king of your cold, lonely castle in the trailer park.
December 14th, 2011
Yeah? Well I have a machete…..so DAMN the rules!
December 14th, 2011
The wife finally has a reason to wear her “I’m with Stupid” shirt.
December 14th, 2011
Yeah, but she’s got your balls, and laughs at that shirt.
December 14th, 2011
Im sensing no clean pants to wear in his future.
December 14th, 2011
You guys mad?
December 14th, 2011
You open your mouth like this and never ever do what your doing.
December 14th, 2011
Notice we’re all assuming it says “rules”. However, the last letter is obscured.
I see nothing wrong with using a dick as a ruler. Measuring things with a clitoris is time-consuming and messy.
December 14th, 2011
Dildo 1(won), Dick 0
December 14th, 2011
You might have the dick but I have the pu**y and that means I have the POWER!!
December 14th, 2011
The wife’s shirt says: “I married the dick, so I make the rules!”
December 14th, 2011
Right after I ask my wife for approval.
December 14th, 2011
Its a small dick, so unfortunately, they are minor rules.
December 14th, 2011
This shirt is entered into evidence as exhibit A here after referred to as “her motive”
December 14th, 2011
I’ve got you by the Dick, therefor, I make the rules. Idiot, stop thinking with that thing.
December 14th, 2011
Heh, Heh, Heh…go to sleep!
December 14th, 2011
If you need t T shirt to tell people that you are a male…then maybe you should look into some enhancement surgery.
December 14th, 2011
Spit it out its not yours
December 14th, 2011
Yeah, well…”I have the boobs, so I breaks the rules.”
December 14th, 2011
he is showing his iq nad his very low mentality. and absolutely no self esteem. he has to wear the shirt to impress people and himself most of all. i pity the man.
December 14th, 2011
That lesbian has the hairest arms I’ve ever seen on a chick!!
December 14th, 2011
Three cheers to never getting laid again!!!
December 14th, 2011
See, I happen to notice that two particular words are in red. I think his insecurities might be showing.
December 14th, 2011
Apparently someone hasn’t gotten the memo that “dick”tators usually get overthrown….
December 14th, 2011
I thought Walmart bag boys had to abide by a certain dress code, but I guess he makes the rules.
December 14th, 2011
You have the dick, but I have a ruler – whip it out and we’ll see how much authority it gives you.
December 14th, 2011
says the 400 pound wife who ate her husband.
December 14th, 2011
What if the “woman” also has a dick? Then who makes the rules?
December 14th, 2011
Unfortunately, the rules only apply to small animals and inflatable implements.
December 14th, 2011
it’s not so much the tee shirt but the fact that he has it so snugly tucked into his jeans that offends me
December 14th, 2011
See Dick Run
Run Dick Run
See Jane Aim
Jane makes the rules…
December 14th, 2011
OK honey. If that’s what you think…..
December 14th, 2011
Even Chaz Bono shops for Christmas at Walmart
December 14th, 2011
He bought this shirt after she cut it off…can we say over-compensating?
December 14th, 2011
Love canal disagrees!
December 14th, 2011
Um, is that a dick tattooed on his arm with cum dripping from it? What a frickin douchebag! wow..
December 14th, 2011
And is that dick on the end of a straw or from the nearest novelty shop?
December 14th, 2011
The truth.
Bitches can’t handle it.
December 14th, 2011
It should read:
“I have the dick, so i make 26% more for doing the same job.”
Deal with it.
December 14th, 2011
well i have the vagina…which can break your rules AND your dick!
December 14th, 2011
Perhaps a beter shirt should read:
“She has the pussy, so she makes the rules. But i have the dick, so i get to break the rules whenever I want”
December 14th, 2011
She has the pussy, so she make the rules.
But her sister has one too, and doesnt have any rules. She’s has bigger tits too…..
December 14th, 2011
If it walks like a dick, talks like a dick, wears a dick t-shirt…Pretty sure his name is Richard.
December 14th, 2011
LOL Reading through this made me laugh hysterically. Especially the ones with people talking about how that’s how it really is. How little some people think before posting. lol Usually guys that wear these shirts either have the “dickie do” (when your belly sticks out further than your dickie do) syndrome or they are just complete dicks with no prospective female companionship EVER. It’s all good though. Stay in your stone-age world, my friends, and the rest of us continue to live in reality. LOL
December 14th, 2011
“But your ruler only goes to 2 inches”
December 14th, 2011
He’s obviously not married. If he was, he wouldn’t be kidding himself like that.
December 14th, 2011
“I have the dick that’s shorter than a 2-inch ruler.”
December 14th, 2011
Yes, but I have the SCISSORS…
You still wanna play this game…?
December 14th, 2011
And Im pretty sure its a very small one!
December 14th, 2011
“My wife got me this shirt. I know she’s trying to make me feel better because she took my ball even before we got married.”
December 14th, 2011
Too bad your finger is longer and apparently has more sense than either of your heads.
December 14th, 2011
Thats what my wife said.
December 14th, 2011
Men have always thought with their “head” and NOT their “brain”!!
December 14th, 2011
This is what he wears when he goes out to buy his wife’s tampons and douches.
December 14th, 2011
I can fix that in 2 seconds…
December 14th, 2011
Amazing that they even make T-shirts like this. Sexist and gross…
December 14th, 2011
“Like mother like son”
December 14th, 2011
If this shirt was worn by a woman, the message would have the same meaning but need to be said differently…something like this: I have a shit head husband so I make the rules. HA!
December 14th, 2011
Yeah,Im sure he is one,but thinking like that he probably don”t even have one,lol
December 15th, 2011
Big deal….in my house i have 1/2 the money and all the pussy
December 15th, 2011
Pan up… aaaaaand – it’s a woman!
December 15th, 2011
I’m sure he rules lonely nights,TV dinners, and internet porn.
December 15th, 2011
Not in prison you don’t.
December 15th, 2011
What he’s saying is he uses his dick like a pen and writes the ‘rules’ in the snow with yellow ink.
December 15th, 2011
….Just let me ask my wife if I can take it out of her purse
December 15th, 2011
Yes, I make the rules of my fabulous kingdom. My basement appartment with green shag carpeting, wood paneling, a lazyboy, a tv tray, and a minifridge in the living room filled with beer.
December 15th, 2011
We just like to let him think he’s in charge
December 15th, 2011
Unfortunately my husband HAD this shrit when we first met. I make the rules!!
December 15th, 2011
Bobbit! Bob it!
December 15th, 2011
His wife is wearing an “I’m With Stupid” t-shirt.
December 15th, 2011
So then spit it out it don’t belong to you
December 16th, 2011
The back says:
“And then I woke up and my Wife said it was only a NIGHTMARE!
December 16th, 2011
Not anymore!!!
December 16th, 2011
but they are very, very, little rules.
December 16th, 2011
We’ll see who makes the rules when you wake up tomorrow.
December 16th, 2011
Someone should tell him that the one with the inny is always in control. He makes the rules upon approval of a female.
December 17th, 2011
Your a dick,,,,,,so you have sex alone.
December 17th, 2011
no sir you are a dick and that’s why you own a shirt like that.
December 17th, 2011
just because you sucked it doesn’t make it yours buddy.
December 17th, 2011
I’d love to see him wear that in a lesbian bar!
December 17th, 2011
….and that is why Joe never get laid again.
December 17th, 2011
And if you argue with me, I’ll smack your ass!
December 18th, 2011
Your wife has the vagina, so she makes the exceptions.
December 18th, 2011
its obvious a small rule.
December 19th, 2011
“Spit it out, IT’S NOT YOURS!!!”
December 19th, 2011
You came outta one, and then you spend your whole life trying to get back into one (and with that shirt, probably never will) so WHO makes all the rules?
December 20th, 2011
That’s what his momma lets him think!
December 20th, 2011
I’m 52 and live with my mother, so I wear this on my weekly outing to Walmart to feel like I actually have one.
December 21st, 2011
P.S…It’s a strap on, and I’m just actually a fat midget wearing elevator shoes
December 21st, 2011
He’s wearing it because it’s in question whether he has one or not.
December 21st, 2011
Well it’s a good thing his dick is useful for something, since it probably won’t be used for much else. Nothing says sexy more than a beer gut and an insulting proclamation of potential domestic abuse.
December 21st, 2011
I’ve probably smoked fatter joints…….
December 29th, 2011
So that makes you the Dick Head? Boss?
January 3rd, 2012
does the back say “my girlfriend is an xbox?
January 6th, 2012
Lorena Bobbitt sold that at her garage sale for a quarter. it was Roger’s luck day!
January 7th, 2012
hmmm? you have a dick? i would call it more like a tease…
January 9th, 2012
hmmm? you have the disck? cutts his dick off* now i have the dick!
January 9th, 2012
hmmm? you have the dick? cutts his dick off* now i have the dick!
January 9th, 2012
WOMENS INTERPRETATION: If dicks rule, have fun measuring each other because there won’t be any real women around to do it for you.
January 19th, 2012
poor guy – must have a tiny one!
January 29th, 2012
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