December 16th, 2011
Caption Contest!
Before everyone packs grandma up and heads out for the holidays, let’s finish strong with another caption contest for a free shirt courtesy of our designated drivers at RateTees.com.
Arkansas
Caption Contest!,
Before everyone packs grandma up and heads out for the holidays, let’s finish strong with another caption contest for a free shirt courtesy of our designated drivers at RateTees.com.
Arkansas
Caption Contest!,
351 Comments, Comment or Ping
he lost at shotgun
December 16th, 2011
Every one should have a Shmoo!!
December 16th, 2011
DONT PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED!!
December 16th, 2011
She’s a BirdDog!!!!!
December 16th, 2011
Sorry Ma! I just can’t drive with yer gas in the cab!
December 16th, 2011
Tracker Pulls are back at Walmart! Don’t miss the action starting tonight at 7PM.
December 16th, 2011
mom said there was no eating in the vehicle
December 16th, 2011
Uncle Bubba’s Ol’ Grammy Pickemup Truck Service
December 16th, 2011
It didnt smell that BAD…
December 16th, 2011
Excuse me Sir….I don’t care how well she is trained your still gonna have to put a collar and restraint on her!
December 16th, 2011
She’s cheaper than sand bags and keeps that heap from spinning out in the winter.
December 16th, 2011
I said ” if you fart again, your riding in the back..”
December 16th, 2011
Does this truck make my butt look big?
December 16th, 2011
Saving grandmas from being run over by reindeer one walmart trip at a time!!
December 16th, 2011
I wonder if i still have the receipt, as this looks old?
December 16th, 2011
Looks like the beverly hillbillys upgraded to a toyota!
December 16th, 2011
The new mobile day center for older adults… now Grandma can be part of the action AND guard the twinkies!!!!
December 16th, 2011
Thomas, do not make another mess in the truck. Eat outside. I’ll wait.
December 16th, 2011
Weeeellll, Ya see, sometimes them truck seats just ain’t big enough fer yer Grandma and me… So she’s gotta sit back there.
December 16th, 2011
This is as close to camping as we get….
December 16th, 2011
Maybe riding with her head out the window just wasn’t enough for Granny anymore…
December 16th, 2011
No honey ,thats not a bird bath an your not a pigeon,,,
December 16th, 2011
just saying, Grandma probably hasn’t had a bath in ages.
December 16th, 2011
Granny gets punished for cutting the cheese,in the cab of Sonny’s pickup truck.
December 16th, 2011
Gives a whole new meaning to hauling ass
December 16th, 2011
“I’m going out on a date, Grandma, and, and I’m sorry, 3 is a crowd.
December 16th, 2011
walmart sells for less? how about this, you can have my grandpa for $5.
December 16th, 2011
Of course I’m drinking diet. You think ma and I would make this far if it weren’t?
December 16th, 2011
Using the Mrs was alot cheaper than buying sandbags for the winter.
December 16th, 2011
Next up in our Wal*Mart parking lot auction is this 1970 POS and you get Granny for free…..You can’t find this deal on stores folks lets start the bidding at $2
December 16th, 2011
Attention Walmart Shoppers. We have one Grandma left! Grandmas going fast at the cart rack!
December 16th, 2011
“I should have went with the real brand gas ex…..damn that equate brand!!!”
December 16th, 2011
I told you we’d find the perfect Christmas gift at Walmart, your very own grandma to take care of! They only had the extra-large size left though, so we had to put her in the back of the truck.
December 16th, 2011
“breakfast in bed”…. redneck style!
December 16th, 2011
After a night of drunken bear hunting ,Jerry woke to find what he actually bagged….
December 16th, 2011
“I’m telling you Bubba, you really need to think about putting a bench seat back here!” “I know mamma….I told you when we get our new couch off lay-a-way we’ll put it in there!”
December 16th, 2011
You want some? Come get some!
December 16th, 2011
The only reason we’re here is to sell puppies out the back of our truck…. and to eat those little chicken poppers.
December 16th, 2011
“We found Mrs. Claus! Put on some coffee and this time LOCK up the liquor cabinet, we’ll be home in a couple of days!”
December 16th, 2011
Walmart sitz bath, just add water…
December 16th, 2011
stay!
December 16th, 2011
grandma was bad, so frank ate the doggy treat himself…
December 16th, 2011
Gotta make sure security is tight around here..cant pack the rifle so I packed the wife instead.
December 16th, 2011
The real backseat driver.
December 16th, 2011
Line this sucker with garbage bags & fill it with hot water & we got ourselves a mobile hot tub!
December 16th, 2011
How much are they gonna charge me to take this load of white trash to the dump? I better get a tarp in WalMart to hide this mess…
December 16th, 2011
grandma was bad, so frank ate the doggy treat himself.
December 16th, 2011
Wait a minute…another PRICE DROP……The truck is Free if you take Granny with ya….
December 16th, 2011
“Hey Ma, don’t look now, but I think that there person coming up behind me might be a cop. Sure do hope you’re done using the bathroom.” Meanwhile Ma looks quickly to the left. “Cop? Did you say cop? Where? Don’t see no cop.”
December 16th, 2011
She ate that Mexican food again….No way I was letting her up front!
December 16th, 2011
Ok I’ve seen free puppies given away at WalMart… but free old ladies?
December 16th, 2011
Minitrucks follow the same engineering guidelines as aircraft; the guy in the truckbed? He’s a “cargo” configuration. His twin in the red shirt? Passenger configuration (he’s waiting for TSA to open the check point).
December 16th, 2011
ok grandma, where did you put the wheelchair this time?
December 16th, 2011
They’re selling puppies (out of a truck) at Walmart again…..Grandma-puppies…..
‘She’s the runt of the litter……and he’s thinkin about it…she’d make a nice gift for the grand kids for the holidays’.
December 16th, 2011
Denise was always proud of being the only one in Hillbilly Town to have a truck with an outhouse in the back.
December 16th, 2011
Yup, picked me up a new Missus while they were on sale.
December 16th, 2011
I’m tellin’ ya Maw, there ain’t nuff room back there fer both of us!
December 16th, 2011
Don’t look at me grandma! Its your incontinence that got you put back here!
December 16th, 2011
Boring afternoon? Throw your friend with Tretts Syndrome in the back for a fun filled afternoon in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
December 16th, 2011
Redneck limo
December 16th, 2011
Ain’t no thieves gonna get our stuff this year!
December 16th, 2011
I told you to quit farting or you would have to ride in the back.
December 16th, 2011
” I’m sorry honey but you know we have to keep the dog warm “
December 16th, 2011
when Santa and Mrs. Claus crashed the sleigh in Arkansas that day, this was the only thing for which their insurance could pay.
December 16th, 2011
“Now Ma, make sure you make the ‘beep, beep’ sounds when I’m backing out.”
December 16th, 2011
shotgun. sorry grandma you lost.
December 16th, 2011
“You had ONE God damn job! ONE!!! Watch the god damn cap!”
December 16th, 2011
lets haul ass out of here!
December 16th, 2011
“Bad Granny! Timeout for you!”
December 16th, 2011
The sales man said this truck was a three seater, but I realized when I picked up grandma at Walmart that these older models were designed when people were not all obese!
December 16th, 2011
The depressing life of an Elderly Grandmother…i see a tv show coming…
December 16th, 2011
Hold on mom, the forklift is on the way. Then we can put you in your Jazzi.
December 16th, 2011
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh!! Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house we go!!
December 16th, 2011
Bubba wanted to make sure his new wheels really could haul a quarter ton. Gramawmaw didn’t like the idea until he made her an offer she couldn’t refuse he told her to put on her best and he would haul her off to wally world.
December 16th, 2011
Now, i am just waiting for the hot water tanker truck, so i can take my monthly bath.
December 16th, 2011
“Breakfast in bed”… redneck style!
December 16th, 2011
Hauling ass to Wal-Mart.
December 16th, 2011
The “Mother In Law” suite.
December 16th, 2011
“If I find a grandma somewhere else cheaper before Christmas, Wal-Mart will give me my money back.”
December 16th, 2011
I know Momma, but as soon as Bobby Ray gets back with the keys I’ll be able to open the tailgate and let you out.
December 16th, 2011
Ten minutes later the bed was filled with water and they were driving on unpaved roads to make a Jeff Foxworthy-brand “Redneck Jacuzzi”.
December 16th, 2011
Expired cougar markdowns, 50% off! Walker free with purchase.
December 16th, 2011
Leonard figured letting Grandma ride in the truck bed was an acceptable compromise for his No Fat Chicks bumper sticker.
December 16th, 2011
Waiting on the rest of the family to show up for their annual family reunion.
December 16th, 2011
Once again Jim-Bob got stuck with the shit job of HAULING SOME ASS.
December 16th, 2011
Alright roll your big ass outta there, I’ll get the hoverround!!
December 16th, 2011
JETHRO!!!! WHERE DID YOU LEAVE MY ROCKING CHAIR?!?
December 16th, 2011
No double decker bus or trolley for Grandma on this “Redneck Sights of Arkansas” tour! (It needs to be authentically redneck after all!)
December 16th, 2011
Granny dun said she wanted a convertible for Christmas. I dun make her holiday dreams come true!
December 16th, 2011
Tailgating outside Walmart before going inside to watch the big game.
December 16th, 2011
I promised the kids Grandma for Christmas so I picked one up at Walmart.
December 16th, 2011
Who let the water out of the pool????
December 16th, 2011
Junior remind me when we get home to punch yo’ daddy right in da mouth!!!
December 16th, 2011
See what happens when ya get old ..they just throw u anywhere
December 16th, 2011
See what happens when ya get old ..they just throw u anywhere
December 16th, 2011
Redneck attempt at building a “low rider”.
December 16th, 2011
Well Granny dun said she wanted a convertible for Christmas! I dun make her holiday wishes come true!
December 16th, 2011
This is what happens when rednecks try to turn their truck into a low rider.
December 16th, 2011
Takin’ meemaw out to the Walmart for her b-day!! Finishing with a soda and chocolate bar
December 16th, 2011
White Trash Unreapaired
December 16th, 2011
She’s got an 8 foot bed…that never has to be made!
December 16th, 2011
The old bag becomes a old sand bag, with a simple change in position !!
December 16th, 2011
“Crikey, it’s the elusive White WalMart Warrbler in it’s natural habitat!” said the safari hunter no one seems to notice in the background…..
December 16th, 2011
The only thing I could find to buy on Black Friday that wasn’t made in China.
December 16th, 2011
Grandma got run over by a chevy
Going to walmart one christmas eve…
December 16th, 2011
Granny will do anything for a Klondike bar!
December 16th, 2011
Frustrated by grandma’s lack of production lately, Jed decided to try and see if gram gram could turn a few tricks at the one place where anything will sell at a reasonable price.
December 16th, 2011
I swear I saw them rednecks on Peopleofwalmart.com using their trucks for hot tubs…I swear! But my water keeps running out…..
December 16th, 2011
so many different names here have expressed their utter disgust for and of Linda S of Staten Island and it truly says something gull to be hated by so many people on a website so Linda S of Staten Island the people have spoken and Walmart has spoken because they refuse to open a Walmart in the same county or city as where you reside and even President Obama has declared a Anti Linda S of Staten Island day although NY mayor mike bedbug on the other hand
oh. ya. and we also know that Linda S of Staten Island is hated by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because of the HUGE volume of Dislike which we see for EVERY post about that bedbuggy, ringwormy, fat, obese, old, ugly, foul smelling, dumpster digging dog bitch.
December 16th, 2011
See those folks behind us? Looks like they’re about to let grandma ride in the front like a sucker.
December 16th, 2011
Sittin’ in the 1st class section at WalMart.
December 16th, 2011
It doesn’t matter how cheap she was. She’s got a 14-day return and I only need her for the party tonight.
December 16th, 2011
Red Neck Limo service.
December 16th, 2011
Prob’ly the only thing you can get at Walmart that ain’t made in China is the lifesized “Arkansas Granny” doll.
December 16th, 2011
@Marcy VandeBerg
What the hell is “Tretts Syndrome”?
December 16th, 2011
Next we’ll spin through the carwash for your monthly shower…
December 16th, 2011
“I told you, momma, if you didn’t have dinner ready when I got home, I would ‘Sell you for less’!!!”
December 16th, 2011
Mamma, you ridin’ in the back. Dog is riding up front with me. But first, I shall apply some Blistex.
December 16th, 2011
No Granny – its Occupy Wall STREET!
December 16th, 2011
It ‘s just easier this way.
December 16th, 2011
Man on Cell Phone: “Juanita, come over here to Wallyworld and bring your mammy some pants and drawers, When I told her to just go sit in the back of the truck, she thought I said to go sh*t in the back of the truck!!”
December 16th, 2011
Is that a brand new pickup? Why YES I believe it is. It’s all white and you can even see the over-spray on the bumper and tire and wheel. That’s DEFINITELY direct from the factory. Grandma wanted to watch it being built and rode through the spray booth with the truck.
December 16th, 2011
Eskimo families push their elderly off of the ice. White trash families have a similar tradition…
December 16th, 2011
“Trash Truck”
December 16th, 2011
What ya worried bout, she got a pillow and cooler. Just like home!
December 16th, 2011
Buck fiddy, and not a penny more.
December 16th, 2011
Whatcha lookin at? Keep movin along!
December 16th, 2011
Let me tell you yaw bout a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept is family fed…
December 16th, 2011
Grandma’s not allowed to ride shotgun without her Depends.
December 16th, 2011
Let me tell you yaw a story bout a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept is family fed…
December 16th, 2011
Well Maw, we got all our supplies for winter, let’s head on back to the hills! Shore thang paw…
December 16th, 2011
Someone took Tex Avery serious about the mother in law.
December 16th, 2011
Sit tight Grandma the loader and the motorized shopping cart will be here in just a little bit. Bubba went to fetch ‘em. Do you need a cold drink ?
December 16th, 2011
Well maw, got all the vittles for winter! Best we be headin back up in them hills! Shore thang paw!
December 16th, 2011
If I promise to quit sticking my head out the window and barking can I ride in the cab?
December 16th, 2011
Is that what they do when grandma gets run over by a reindeer?
December 16th, 2011
Hey it’s ol’ penis breath hisseff wit Linda S from Swamp hole NY.
December 16th, 2011
Sorry granny, i called “Shotgun” first!..
December 16th, 2011
Nope, Chuck Testa.
December 16th, 2011
the redneck version of “staying in bed all day”
December 16th, 2011
Hell, I can’t let the dog ride back there now can I?
December 16th, 2011
I hear $.25, going once, going twice…. SOLD!
December 16th, 2011
“Maw what time you gonna get out of the bed today?”
December 16th, 2011
Dissappointed she didn’t get included in Playboy’s “Women of the SEC”, Hazel got in the truck and contemplated her next move.
December 16th, 2011
After retiring from Hooter’s, Phyllis had a lot of time on her hands.
December 16th, 2011
I told you not to eat so many chocolate Ex-Lax!
December 16th, 2011
I’m looking at hat sign and assuming nobody is buying even if it is “for less”
December 16th, 2011
In Billy Mays voice ” Today folks we have the new and improved mobile help ive fallen and cant get up technology . Now when you fall you can still get out of the house and see the sights. Now I know what your saying to yourself couldnt my drive just pick me up? AND I ask where is the fun in that if your old you should use it to your advantage!
December 16th, 2011
Sometimes there is just no room in the cab for your bargains and grandma.
December 16th, 2011
that’s mr flipflop and Linda Statin
December 16th, 2011
ain’t never a park bench when you need one.
December 16th, 2011
Chevy’s version of the Mother-In-Law Seat
December 16th, 2011
Come on, Granny! I know it’s yur bath day but aren’t u dried off by now?
December 16th, 2011
“I know my dentures are back here, maybe under this here pizza box….”
December 16th, 2011
granny fell in love with the 2 5/8ths gooseneck hitch
December 16th, 2011
Granny’s got hot flashes again…..time for the redneck air-conditioning.
December 16th, 2011
Aww C’mon Granny….aren’t you taking this occupy movement a bit too far?
December 16th, 2011
Does this qualify for the high occupancy lane?
December 16th, 2011
Carry your load or hit the road Grandma!
December 16th, 2011
Folks, next up for auction we have an old white jalopy well past her prime with a sagging rear end…and also I’m selling my truck.
December 16th, 2011
When the forecast calls for snow and you need some traction, grab your nearest overweight white trash friend and throw um in the bed of your pickup
December 16th, 2011
Although she sat waving in the back of that truck for 46 years, Miss Little Rock never did catch up with the rest of the parade.
December 16th, 2011
Told ya, momma… you keep eatin’ them beans, you’re gonna have to ride in the back!
December 16th, 2011
That guys tryin’ to scare up a street race. Meemaw’s just in the back for traction.
December 16th, 2011
@AAA
Hope they keep it well greased.
December 16th, 2011
I hope the springs hold.
December 16th, 2011
Walart had crazy people on sale, buy one get one free. The even loaded him in the truck!
December 16th, 2011
All these funny comments have mostly negative ratings. Looks like granny got all her kin folk to come on here and hide the comments about her. Too bad she can’t hide her fat so easily.
December 16th, 2011
That’s what I love about Christmas. Grandma’s are half off.
December 16th, 2011
We went to Walmart to buy her some Pepto Bisthmol. I wasn’t about to let her ride in the front!
December 16th, 2011
Figures – Mama is in the bed – and Pops is off tto the side having chips and a beer
December 16th, 2011
This isn’t going well. Everybody appears to be thumbing down everyone’s caption but their own.
December 16th, 2011
I told you Gramma, one more of those in the cab and ride in back!
December 16th, 2011
…..going, going,,,SOLD! to the gentleman in the jorts and suspenders.
December 16th, 2011
Whaddya mean overload springs??
December 16th, 2011
Redneck of the year award! His wife might ride in the back of the truck, but the hound dog rides up front.
December 16th, 2011
Driving Miss Daisy
December 16th, 2011
Officer, I have no idea where she came from but she’s treating my truck like a Walmart electric wheelchair.
December 16th, 2011
Gramma’s outright refusal to wear her Depends came with certain consequences….
December 16th, 2011
Pick up a grandma for hire outside your nearest Walmart.
December 16th, 2011
Gramma ate a whole jar of pickled eggs – Again!
December 16th, 2011
Jesus, you really can get anything at Walmart!
December 16th, 2011
Theres just somethin women like about a pickup man
December 16th, 2011
somebody done throwed away a perfectly good grandma
December 16th, 2011
Another Christmas Sale!!
December 16th, 2011
over the hill and through the woods to grandmother’s cab we go!!
December 16th, 2011
What is wrong with this damn blood pressure machine? It keeps saying check engine.
December 16th, 2011
Let’s see Santa try and run her over this year!
December 16th, 2011
Dogs-1 grandma-0.
December 16th, 2011
I find it very interesting that there are SO very many thumbs downs on SO very many posts. After clicking on every other one I can see why. *shaking my head in disbelief at some of you*
December 16th, 2011
Queen of the PITTSBURGH CRAPBOWL PARADE
December 16th, 2011
PITTSBURGH SUCKS
December 16th, 2011
EVEN IF YOU SPELL IT RIGHT PITTSBURG STILL SUCKS
December 16th, 2011
PITTSBURG IS FULL OF GAYS WITH KILTS
December 16th, 2011
HEY PITTSBURGER HAS YOUR QUARTERBACK RAPED ANYONE LATELY
December 16th, 2011
Next time wear yer Depends like I told you to…
December 16th, 2011
I USED TO LIKE THIS WEBSITE BUT SOME GAY FAG FROM PITTSSUCK RUINED IT FOR ME
December 17th, 2011
YOU BLOW
December 17th, 2011
Next time wear yer Depends like I told you to!
December 17th, 2011
THREE FAGS STADIUM
December 17th, 2011
U SUCK
December 17th, 2011
I SHAT OUT A CITY , THEY NAME IT PITTSBURGH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHITSBURG
December 17th, 2011
HA
December 17th, 2011
PITTSBURGH HAS A FUNNY SMELL
December 17th, 2011
SHE WANTS TO MOVE TO SHITTSBURGH,
CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH DUTTEY
December 17th, 2011
Dang it, Bubba! When I said leave the dog in the truck, I meant the 4-legged one!!
December 17th, 2011
PITTSBURGH SUKKS AND YOU SHOULD SHUT UP WEIRDO
December 17th, 2011
IF PITTSCRAP GOT ANY CLASS THEY WOULD PUT A TRAILER ON A HILL, WAIT A MINUTE THATS PITTSBURGH
December 17th, 2011
PITTSUCK
U
SUCK\
December 17th, 2011
Aunt Edna’s dead. you want me to slip her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?
December 17th, 2011
SEND ME MY SHIRT BITCCCCHHHHHH
December 17th, 2011
PITTS
SUCKS
December 17th, 2011
YO WHATS UP PITTSBURGH HILLYBILLIES
December 17th, 2011
PITTSBURGSUKS
December 17th, 2011
IF A GAY IN A KILT HAD A WEBSITE IT WOULD BE THIS
December 17th, 2011
IAMSORRY,
NO NOT REALLY
December 17th, 2011
I shore hope Erleen left Momma some water.
December 17th, 2011
it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose
December 17th, 2011
okay everybody lets start the bidding at $1 read the sign behind me ” we sell for less” do i have 1 bid
December 17th, 2011
Last thing I remember is telling them aliens to drop me off at the Walmarts.
December 17th, 2011
Your brother lets me ride in the back of his truck, too, but his has a top to keep me dry.
December 17th, 2011
I AM SICK ROBERT
dickydickydickydicky dickydickydoo
December 17th, 2011
Sweetie I’ve told ya before my hound dog Elvis gets to sit up front
December 17th, 2011
Pa – I see Pearly Mae and Joe Bob, they is riding one of them scooters. Pearly Mae done got her a black cowboy hat……I hope joe bob didn’t play no video game….
December 17th, 2011
“I’m not going to sit in the cab of the truck, until BobbyJoe stops farting.
December 17th, 2011
NOW, WHAT AM I BID FOR THIS NEXT ITEM …. She’s still got a lot of life left in her. I checked her teeth, and they’re not bad. Only problem is, she might eat more than she’s worth.
December 17th, 2011
Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed……
December 17th, 2011
Wait for shopping carts
Might as well rest in the back
Pop open a beer
December 17th, 2011
This is NOT what I thought when they said I could have “breakfast in bed” before we go to Wal-Mart.
December 17th, 2011
i wonder how much i can sell her for here hmmmmmmmm i’ll just tell people she can cook
December 17th, 2011
Bagged and tagged!
December 17th, 2011
Dammit, honey! I told you there were no scooters available!
December 17th, 2011
Grandma, I told you that the hunting dogs ride in front!
December 17th, 2011
And the baker wondered where in the hell the butcher and the candlestick maker went off to
December 17th, 2011
Mom, I’m sorry with 4 kids aged 1,2,4 and 5, there is just no room up front for you. You wanted me to have a big family. Can’t afford a bigger truck picking up road kill.
December 17th, 2011
******HALF OFF SALE******Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Since Grandma from the waist down is now roadkill, Walmart lives true to it’s claim, We Sell For Less.
December 17th, 2011
*****HALF OFF SALE******
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Living true to the posted sign, Walmart really does sell for LESS!
December 17th, 2011
“This isn’t my Hoveround.”
December 17th, 2011
If you get out of the back of that truck, I will buy you that Justin Bieber doll you want….come on…please get out?
December 17th, 2011
OOOOOooooooooh reindeer got run over by our grandma, running down to Walmart Christmas Eve. You may think there’s no such thing as Santa, but here in Arkansas we believe.
She’d been drinking too much egg nog, and our egg nog’s spiked with Jack. She said something about cookies as she stumbled out the back…
Grandma you know thats not where your car is, and you’re not right in the head. I’m going down to Walmart anyways, you wet your pants, you can ride in the bed.
We don’t have no workin headlights…There was no warnin we were there. Poor ole Santa stopped for a pee break on an unlit highway near the store.
I was speedin down the roadway, grandma screamin in the rear, Cletus how cum yer not married. I think that you must be a queer.
I was coming round a corner, and tryin to fend off all the smack, when all of a sudden I saw Rudolph, slammed on the breaks and Granny attacked.
Grandma went flying through the air, like a power ranger from the home… She landed smack on top of Rudolph, smashing his head down in the snow.
I jumped out of the pickup, and ran through all the reindeer tracks. I rolled my granny off of Rudolph and that’s when I noticed his awesome rack.
It’s a good thing I keep bailing wire, and a hacksaw in the truck. When I left I had no idea, granny’d kill us an awesome buck.
When we rolled up to the walmart, antlers tied onto the grill, evryone at the store was green with envy, or maybe it was granny’s smell.
December 17th, 2011
Slighty used Grandma. Asking price: Case of moonshine, or best offer
December 17th, 2011
Edith, refusing to let Philip break up with her to be with some skanky ho, super glues her backside to the bed of his truck.
December 17th, 2011
Getting rid of that litter of kittens was easier than this.
December 17th, 2011
On our way to Wallyworld, Clarke!
December 17th, 2011
“got somthin in my teeth ma”.
“those are MY teeth, remember, pa”.
December 17th, 2011
“And we’ll start the bidding at 25 cents…can I get a quarter…..two-bits….two bits for this fine specimen…..ONE QUARTER…..”
December 17th, 2011
Someone said to haul ass, and it took a truck.
December 17th, 2011
Ok, gather round folks. we’re gonna start the bidding at 25 cents….”Can i get a quarter, a quarter, two bits..do I hear two bits…a dime…can I get a dime…one thin dime…..”
December 17th, 2011
I WANT A SMOKE I JUCT CAN’T GET UP
December 17th, 2011
Walmart where we sell for less. *New Christmas Special* One free grandma with every purchase. Just feed, water, and diaper her and you are good to go.
December 17th, 2011
Granny you can switch seats with the dog when you learn to enjoy licking peanut butter out of my crotch as much as he does.
December 17th, 2011
Hey, I told you if you s##t your pants again and leave them in the parking lot you would have to ride in the back. Sorry that’s just how it is.
December 18th, 2011
Redneck limousine at your service.
December 18th, 2011
The vibrations from the truck bed help my Sciatica.
December 18th, 2011
We Haul White Trash for Less!
December 18th, 2011
Sorry kids, I have to take Grandma to the farm.
December 18th, 2011
Takin granny for a ride, helps to blow the stink off her. next stop, car wash!
December 18th, 2011
Granma, we told if you ate them butterbeans again you ain’t gonna be allowed to ride up front no more!
December 18th, 2011
Hey Ethel, git off the potty an’ pull up yer drawers. The cops is comin’.
December 18th, 2011
Whew! I got here just in time to get the last senior citizen out of the sale bin.
December 18th, 2011
“Settle down Ma, as soon as Bobby gets back with the duct tap, garden hose, and camping stoves we can finish the hot-tub-truck-bed conversion you wanted for Christmas”
December 18th, 2011
Instant redneck hot tub. Just add water.
December 18th, 2011
Step Right Up Folks, for a limited time only “we sell Grandma for Less”, she’s available by the minute, but we can’t guarantee she’ll live an hour. Act fast!
December 19th, 2011
“Waitin’ for our Christmas miracle…”
December 19th, 2011
hide yo kids, hide yo wife
December 19th, 2011
To much junk in the trunk!
December 19th, 2011
“Law says you should let ‘em ride up front, but they make such a gol’ durn mess up there hits jus easier to keep ‘em in the boot an’ hope they don’t jump out!”
December 19th, 2011
Grandmas for sale! Get them while they last!
December 19th, 2011
Where is my wife? She ran in to get the KY intense..
She said it was gonna blow my hair back?!
December 19th, 2011
It’s the Wal-Mart version of a ‘time out’.
December 19th, 2011
Grandma, this isn’t a dump truck!!
December 19th, 2011
Grandma always liked to get loaded during the holidays, and it saves time on the booze runs!
December 19th, 2011
Going to show off my prize pig at the State Fair.
December 19th, 2011
Sometimes more is less.
December 19th, 2011
I keep tellin her, “Maw, we have to use a buggie, they won’t let me drive the truck in the store!”
December 19th, 2011
Im not so sure shes safe from reindeer here either….
December 19th, 2011
She really puts the “tail” in tailgate.
December 19th, 2011
This dude is wondering why there’s a hobo in his truck.
December 19th, 2011
Those dang reindeer ain’t gonna getcha this year, Grandma!
December 19th, 2011
We’re gonna wait right here until someone returns a scooter cart.
December 19th, 2011
He’s trying to make sure Grandma is safe from Reindeer.
December 20th, 2011
Come listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed………
December 20th, 2011
Grandma’s is avoiding the reindeer this year, by staying in the car and off the streets. Don’t want to have a repeat of last Christmas.
December 20th, 2011
Free to a good home.
December 20th, 2011
Now that the dog died, we let grandma bitch away them stealers.
December 20th, 2011
Grandma stinks so we keep her ass in the back!
December 20th, 2011
no honey, I’m not trying to tell you something, parking under this sign. . .
December 20th, 2011
When people tell mama to “Haul Ass”, it takes two trips!
December 21st, 2011
Cletis! Turn around ya PERVERT…wait…hand me a coupla them napkins out tha glove box right quick…
December 21st, 2011
Wait a minute … if Grandma is back here, where the hell did I put the dog?
December 21st, 2011
You can take grandma out the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out grandma.
December 21st, 2011
Let’s See DODGE Ram beat this Ad!
December 21st, 2011
Can Dodge out load Toyota?
December 21st, 2011
9 out of 10 Son-in Laws choose pick-ups by load capicity as their #1 concern
December 21st, 2011
She needed hip replacement but this is all we could afford
December 21st, 2011
come on buddy jump in this hooptie and drive it like you stole it!!!
December 22nd, 2011
“We might sell for less, but this here lady in my truck is quality. We’ll start the bidding at 1 U.S. dollar folks.”
December 22nd, 2011
They told me that if I didn’t quit passing gas in the truck , they were gonna make life miserable. I thought they were bluffing. Turns out I was wrong.
December 22nd, 2011
She would get out but there’s no handle on the inside of the tailgate.
December 23rd, 2011
“Mamaw, don’t you give me that look of disapproval ಠ_à²
I told ya, it was you or the dog”.
December 23rd, 2011
Do I smell chicken wings in the hot case?
December 23rd, 2011
This gives me an idea……
December 24th, 2011
Umm sorry to say but i think that’s an old MAN and not a WOMAN… haha Sorry to put you down.:P
December 25th, 2011
OCCUPY WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 25th, 2011
God DAMMIT THIS ONE SQUATS TO!
December 26th, 2011
“Woman-I thought I told you to stay home!!!”
December 26th, 2011
He’s not an auctioneer, is he? >:-)
December 26th, 2011
Hey , Russ see how much Aunt Edna has in her purse
December 26th, 2011
Ho Ho Ho!! Oh c’mon… I only had a nip off the brandy and the reindeer have to be tended to! Besides, it’s not me that pilots the sleight. Comet and Cupid do the navigation. Donder and Blitzen actually drive and lead the sled. C’mon! I have presents to deliver!
December 26th, 2011
Hillbilly hydraulics. Or you could go with “grandma outgrew her hoverround and this is the bigges upgrade we could find. “
December 27th, 2011
Where is a damn cart when you need one so I can return this?
December 27th, 2011
Barry, you know I can’t go when you’re watchin me!
December 28th, 2011
the pittsburgh wallmart lets me shit in the parking lot, whats up with arkanshit
December 28th, 2011
Well now.. I told ya, tell me BEFORE you run out of them diapers.
Grandmas hot flashes have been getting out of control
My tail lights werent workin and grandma said that wasn’t safe. That kind ol woman volunteered to flash her tities every time I had to hit the brakes..
December 28th, 2011
Arkansas is the only state that doesn’t require walls around it’s mobile portapotties.
December 28th, 2011
Until Granny learns to stop messing in her pants she will have to ride back there.
December 28th, 2011
Hey don’t knock on Grandma, this is the best ride in a bed she’s had in 30 years, and everyone deserves to be happy during the Holidays
December 28th, 2011
Awww I knew I shoulda went and took a crap before we left the wheelchair at the trailer. Well I just have to go here… Puh push puh phhhhhtttt!!!!!!!!
December 30th, 2011
Awww I knew I shoulda went and took a crap before we left the wheelchair at the trailer. Well Too late now… Puh push puh phhhhhtttt!!!!!!!!
December 30th, 2011
C what happens when your kids growup ,u told us 2 “behave in the store or our ass will b in the cart “,ma was bad agian in walmart,a trip home in the back will insure that wont happen agian(seeing as last time she was put in the cart she broke a hip).
December 30th, 2011
Adopt a’ grandma
December 30th, 2011
I swear she’s house trained!!
December 30th, 2011
REDNECK PETTING ZOO?
December 30th, 2011
I feel like there should be a special division of protective services for situations such as this.
December 30th, 2011
With an auctioneers voice (I have 25, give me 30 now, I have 35 now 40)
December 31st, 2011
“Honey, you can cross new shocks off my Christmas list.” “Your mom is testing them and they seem fine.”
December 31st, 2011
“I’m sorry sir, your bathrooms were being cleaned and I really had to go!”
December 31st, 2011
Redneck tanning bed
January 1st, 2012
I don’t want to hear it moma, I told you “if you farted one more time, your ass would be riding in the back”.
January 1st, 2012
I’ll ride back here with the new picture box.
January 1st, 2012
Sadly, the Barrett-Jackson auction did not draw the crowd they expected
January 2nd, 2012
So one day I was searching for the parent’s that once put me up for adoption, then I found my “Grandmother” on sale at Walmart for $149.99,
so I quickly got in my truck and hauled ass to get her, once I brought her back to my apartment, We talked for awhile, maybe an hour, maybe 3, Maybe even 6, so She just wouldn’t stop talking, so quickly I hauled her in the back of my truck and ask them to take her back and to give me my cash back, and they wouldn’t take her back, so I bribed them to take her and gave them $150.00, I got home and my favorite pie, “Cherry cobbler” was sitting in the stove and was perfectly ready. :’( Forever alone.
January 3rd, 2012
At least they didn’t leave her in the cab with the windows up…
January 4th, 2012
Jest bucus I opened my slimjims and beers befur we gitcha to the house don’t mean ya gotta open yur tolet papers and USE EM!
January 6th, 2012
Redneck rear-view mirror!
January 7th, 2012
Well i heard it was wheeled-chair accessable…..
January 10th, 2012
Well nana, i thought it was wheeled-chair accessable too…..
January 10th, 2012
Now I told you if you ate them Damn bean burritos ur ass be ridin in the back!
January 17th, 2012
The sign says it all
January 18th, 2012
Granny I am sorry will come back in the house it is cold outside on the back porch.
January 19th, 2012
Only one left out of a liter of eight old farts, she was the runt of the pack
January 23rd, 2012
SQUATTERS RIGHTS BITCH!
January 25th, 2012
. . . . . .And they loaded up the truck, and moved to Beverly,. . . .Hills, that is! Swimmin’ pools, and movie stars.
January 27th, 2012
If your wife is this big don’t buy a tiny truck. It’s just gonna cost as much in the long run after you have to buy that crain to get her/it in it anyway.
February 3rd, 2012
Do I hear 50 cents. 50 cents going once……….going twice………..
February 7th, 2012
Its a redneck bath tub.
February 24th, 2012
The smell of piss coming from grandma’s depends was overwhelming, so we put pissy drawers in the back.
March 8th, 2012
“but Mom I don’t want to ride in the back of the truck!!!”
April 21st, 2012
Better than a Huvaround
April 23rd, 2012
To Home, Jeeves.
October 6th, 2012
When the salesman at the dealership said that that the cab had room for two normal sized adults, he wasn’t talking about Wal-Mart customers.
November 17th, 2012
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