Oh, Christmas Tree



I don’t get it, are you part of the 99% that loves Christmas trees? Because I feel like your percentages might be off there. I have to assume between people of non-Christian religious beliefs and people like myself that like fake trees because I don’t want to clean up and water a tree, that there has to be more than 1% of people who don’t like Christmas trees.

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Oh, Christmas Tree, 3.1 out of 10 based on 48 ratings

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  1. branetheory

    99% wackadoodle

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    December 23rd, 2011

  2. BRANEFART

    99% over. So lets get the trees gone

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    December 23rd, 2011

  3. FritZ

    Money is disgusting and ridden with germs which I’m sure they’ll find out once they’re heaving over a toilet bowl because they wanted to make a statement to absolutely no one. This is class warfare at its finest, folks!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  4. Steve

    Oh get a life, bitch!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  5. jeffm209

    This isn’t SUPPOSED to make sense.
    Non of them DO make sense!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  6. Sorvea

    It’s the Lorax, speaking for the trees????

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    December 23rd, 2011

  7. Bitch, make up your hipster mind! LAST week you were “1%”!

    Hitler had the right idea for annoying parasites like this one here.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  8. why not

    something to think about. I read recently that if you have two dollars in your possession, you are richer than 75% of the world population. Poverty still sucks, but it’s something to think about.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  9. Andrew

    This is a great place to protest because the 1% shop at your local Wal-Mart all the time.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  10. Scieron

    Err………. 99% OFF maybe?

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    December 23rd, 2011

  11. lordofthegadflies

    I am the 53%…that keeps $#!+-for-brains hippies like this one from starving.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  12. branetheory

    Me too Gadfly. Still working full time past retirement. And will until they throw me out.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  13. For the love of all things holy…if you have time to stand around like that, at least do something productive.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  14. Cynic

    How’s that Occupy Walmart Parking Lot protest working out for ya?

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    December 23rd, 2011

  15. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

    Hey Occupy Guy,

    Take that dollar and go inside and buy some soap and deodorant….

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    December 23rd, 2011

  16. Momo

    Hes got 99 problems, but a b*tch ain’t one

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    December 23rd, 2011

  17. B COnto

    What a looser!!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  18. Abe

    I don’t get it, is the asshole 99% off? Quite a deal, but why wouldn’t Walmart place it in hardware with the rest of the tools?

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    December 23rd, 2011

  19. commonsense

    I wonder when the 99%’ers will start Occupying WM ?!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  20. B-rad

    I’ve heard that water and soap are evil. To the 99% LET’S GO OCCUPY A BATHTUB!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  21. blanc503

    Fu#k her/him or whatever kind of hippie metrosexual person it is. Everyone is a democrat when they are young and think they can save the world, when you grow up you and start supporting everyone on the dole you become a republican.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  22. Ron Remmers

    What is her #$%^ problem? If she comes back on Monday they’ll be free.

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    December 24th, 2011

  23. Emerson

    Another rich white kid wants to destroy the rich white system through everything he needed to know he learned in kindergarten. Until his trust fund kicks in, then game over and time to hit the beach.

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    December 24th, 2011

  24. emily

    What kinda lame sh!t is this? Supposed to be political or anti Christmas? Nobody likes you, you weird looking chick/dude! I can’t tell.

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    December 24th, 2011

  25. Jen

    She’s buying a tree for her Occupy tent.

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    December 24th, 2011

  26. Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    $34.88? That’s a pretty good deal!

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    December 24th, 2011

  27. Miller

    99% of people want to see that tree shoved up her hind end.

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    December 24th, 2011

  28. Lauren

    i wonder how many G Strings that dollar bill went into at the local strip joint before this person decided to breathe in its essence. hawt.

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    December 24th, 2011

  29. diggerie-doo

    99% off Christmas trees? Or this 99%er is $34.99? Eh, whatever. If you have time to stand around in the Walmart garden center you have time to find a job. Can’t find a job, then do what I had to do and make your own! Lazy punk a$$!

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  30. Anonymous

    Good for her occupying WM and protesting their corporate greed. Perhaps not as effective a choice as it could be though.

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    December 24th, 2011

  31. Retina Burn

    I dont get it. What exactly is she (or he? I cant tell) protesting? Walmart? Christmas? Christmas trees? Christmas at Walmart? Christmas trees at Walmart? Is whatever she / he trying to say, or protest, really worth standing in the cold & freezing your ass off for?? Im an atheist & dont like Xmas either. I think its expensive & depressing, but I go through the motions for familys sake. But I sure am not gonna freeze my ass off in the cold for nobody, or for any reason. Lets get Xmas over with & get on with our lives already.

    Is it Springtime yet?? I want some warm weather to relax in!

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    December 24th, 2011

  32. kh7463

    Walmart owners ARE the 1%. Their owners make mega-billions a year and pay their employees a wage that qualifies them for food stamps. I was hoping the caption was sarcasm, by the people commenting, I think you’re all a bunch of fools who live in basements.

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    December 24th, 2011

  33. Steve

    99% retarded.

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    December 25th, 2011

  34. Greg

    Occupy a bathtub. Occupy some soap & deodorant. You guys are brilliant. Watch FoxNews much??

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    December 27th, 2011

  35. JC

    Do people really not get this? $35 for a Christmas tree is more than most people in this country or any country can afford. I have a salaried job and couldn’t afford a tree.

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    December 28th, 2011

  36. Martin

    Thanx for the claification JC. Maybe you should pitch in your extra change to those people. Maybe she / he will loan you a dollar to tape over your face too.

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    December 29th, 2011

  37. Retina Burn

    Hey you coulda better spent that dollar for something off the dollar menu at McDonalds! Id rather have a cheeseburger than stand in the cold & get made fun of anyday! Go eat some hummis & ride your bike in the park dork!

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    December 30th, 2011

  38. Jenna

    You’re kidding that you don’t get it, right? National and international corporations have done a lot to suck up money from local economies and use that money to lobby Congress for deals that screw over U.S. workers. Maybe the person who wrote the caption actually understands and was kidding, but a lot of people who commented here didn’t. When you buy at chains, you sell out your local economy. Want a stat? For every $100 spent at a local business (not a locally owned chain store), $68 goes back to the local economy in the form of wages and taxes. For the same amount spent at a chain store, $42 goes back to the local economy. This is because local businesses patronize local banks and suppliers while national chains have to deal with national suppliers and banks.

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    December 30th, 2011

  39. KatMonster...

    @Jenna FINALLY!! Someone who gets it! Actually, from the protestors point of view this picture makes a valid point.

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    January 1st, 2012

  40. haj

    who cares why shes doing this? we all know its just for attention and she’ll grow up eventually…u never see old ladies or mom’s with 3 kids hanging off them doing this crap…..plus i paid 30 bucks for my tree and i live in the woods… lol

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    January 2nd, 2012

  41. Good Old Granny

    Someone needs to OCCUPY a job.

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    January 4th, 2012

  42. Your Mom

    Her big point was they snuck into walmart wbere no one could see them pssshhh in the outdoor area with no foot traffic….should have done it in the douchebag asile.

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    January 15th, 2012

  43. To Jenna and Katmonster you both are Idiots. JC if you can’t afford a Xmas tree then maybe you shouldn’t be buying one. kh7463 get a life, bet five bucks you drink starbucks and have every apple product out there. Bet you shop at the mall. If it wasn’t for these companies you would have to go kill you food and wear their skins moron.

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    January 24th, 2012

  44. anon

    oooor, the 99% stands for the 99% of college students that have to take out students loans and put themselves in debt to go to school to have a better life. just a thought. inferring from several comments, this is something man y of you will never have to experience.

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    October 14th, 2012

  45. Eric S

    Looks like a typical sandal wearer!! Go eat some granola bitch!!!

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    November 1st, 2013

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