December 21st, 2011
Bumper Scooters
An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.
Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.
A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler, pictured, admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).
Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.
Bumper Scooters,
57 Comments, Comment or Ping
Linda S of Staten Island’s kind of people
December 21st, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island in 1958 says
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December 21st, 2011
See Linda S, see how many people click the Dislike button when they see your ugly name YOU IDIOT
December 21st, 2011
He had a nice mother but she chose a retarded dog over me to marry
See the result…………………………..
December 21st, 2011
hottest mughsot on here actually
December 21st, 2011
Looks like Rusty thought he was at WallyWorld park.
December 21st, 2011
@BLONDEAPHRODITE
So marry him and bring more retarded boys into the world
December 21st, 2011
I’m not sure how WM employees could tell , other than the time of day, I’ve had so many overweight ( I mena disabled) people rum into my ankles with those “entitlement rides” it’s not even funny. . .
December 21st, 2011
I thought this was a pic Linda S of Staten Islands’ pic of her new fiance. . . and was sur ethe comments were to be about her upcoming WM wedding. .
December 21st, 2011
How embarassing to be busted by WM. . .
December 21st, 2011
Rumor has it the others were seen driving down the highway at 3 mph looking for a place to “charge up” their new rides. . .
December 21st, 2011
Nothing’s worse than having to explain to the kids that “Santa won’t be coming this year” becase of something like this. . .
December 21st, 2011
I’ve had some crazed ideas while drunk , but driving drunk to WM at 2 a.m. to do this was never quite one of them . . .
December 21st, 2011
Multiple choice :
a) he wasn’t caught in the shampoo aisle
b) this isn’t his first arrest
c) he didn’t make bail
d) Mommy must be proud
or, the Ever Popular :
e) All of the Above
December 21st, 2011
So , at 2:30 in the a.m. was “store management” younger or older than this guy @ age 22 ?
December 21st, 2011
Hey, it’s Michael Douglas’ son ! ! ! (who just got 4 more years in prison) . .
December 21st, 2011
So I guess he’s on Santa’s naughty list.
December 21st, 2011
PLEASE start blocking the comments of the loser who has nothing better to do with his life than rant about the intelligent woman who told him to crawl back into his hole!!!
December 21st, 2011
Cop: “Have you been drinking?”
Tardo: “Yes”
Cop: “Did you Drive Here?”
Not So Tardo: “Nope!”
They have to prove it was you, why admit it? Also, why go to walmart drunk lol.
December 21st, 2011
raise the drinking age to 40.
December 21st, 2011
Looks like a job for the SUPERMEN at AA…. ( Friends of Bill)
December 21st, 2011
them swamp people do anything for attention
December 21st, 2011
@WHY
Yeppers, I agree with that. There are some very intelligent women out there who have to tell losers to crawl into a hole.
Unlike say for example Linda S of Staten Island who is so much a loser that she wouldn’t recognize a winner like me who tried to give the poor bedbug a break from her dumpster life.
December 21st, 2011
@COMMONSENSE
Nah, Linda S of Staten Island is in love with the young idiot but even THAT pure 100% unadultered DOPE is too smart to want to go within 20,000 miles of Linda S.
December 21st, 2011
This guy is not exactly the brightest bulb on the tree. It is bad enough to drive after so many beers, but admitting it to a cop takes the prize!
December 21st, 2011
why
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They don’t like you either, why
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December 21st, 2011
he looks bored as hell. and needs a shower.
December 21st, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island does not love me anymore. She caught me sucking dicks behind Kmart. Why amI queer WHY?
December 21st, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island is a mental dwarf
Why?
Because I know so
THAT’S why
That’s BoSure
December 22nd, 2011
My wife is named Linda S
Yeah?
So?
I call my bedugs Linda S of Staten Island
Why?
Becaw I got them off her
December 22nd, 2011
Oh, this is embarrassing to admit, but that sounds like fun…
December 22nd, 2011
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December 22nd, 2011
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December 22nd, 2011
I’m not Matt Dawn
I am why
Why?
Oh why?
Who is on first
Why is on second
Doody on third
December 22nd, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island is bedbug larvae in your food
December 22nd, 2011
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The Maggot The Linda
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Linda S of Staten Island
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Bristine that is
December 22nd, 2011
@ Mr. Know it all – If his blood level was .133, I really doubt he had to “admit” anything to the cops. He was just plain plastered, and probably not the brightest bulb on the tree even when he was sober.
December 22nd, 2011
Young men do on occasion do stupid things. He would be a better looking guy if he did not drink.
December 22nd, 2011
When I read this story someplace else on the net, i knew it would end up here. I too admit bumper shopping scooters sounds like fun. You do not have to be drunk to have fun at 2am.
December 22nd, 2011
@ Lady Anne-@ Mr. Know it all – If his blood level was .133, I really doubt he had to “admit” anything to the cops. He was just plain plastered, and probably not the brightest bulb on the tree even when he was sober.
Doesn’t matter if he was obviously drunk. He could have driven there sober and started drinking on arrival. But I do agree the guy is none too smart.
December 22nd, 2011
Kriskringle’s right. He didn’t have to admit driving. Someone could have dropped him off, and his truck in the parking lot proves nothing. Ah well, too late now!
December 22nd, 2011
Lock him up in his trailer park.
December 22nd, 2011
I’d hit it!
December 22nd, 2011
He’s probably one of the better looking creature features in quite some time. He’d benefit from some clean up, unlike so many others. (shudder)
December 22nd, 2011
Face facts: those aren’t ‘handicapped’ scooters. They’re ‘fat people’ scooters.
I swear there must be a ‘you have to weigh at least this much to enter’ sign at my local Walmart. When I see normal sized people there I almost want to hug them.
December 22nd, 2011
He was sentenced to community service cleaning Wal-mart bathrooms for the three years.
December 23rd, 2011
So sad. After a hot shower, haircut and shave he’d be total Mama material. Unfortunately, you can’t clean or cut away stupid.
December 23rd, 2011
you rere you have a son and one on the way…………good exemple………not:)
December 23rd, 2011
This guy is definitely a dufus! Admitting to DWI when no one can prove it,DUMB. .133 BAC is’nt even that high .It was’nt that long ago that .10 was the legal limit.Only amatuers are wasted or even drunk at .13
December 24th, 2011
He looks like a strung-out version of Chase Utley.
December 24th, 2011
That is one pretty drunk. I see he’s only 20-something. If he wants to avoid ruining his pretty face with years of alcohol bloat he better cut that shit out.
December 29th, 2011
Why do some people keep mentioning Linda S of Staten Island? Are there photos of her on this site or does she remind them of people in the photos?
December 30th, 2011
The haters are jus mad cuz he thot of this first!! He was probably driving better than most old people iv seen on them!!
December 31st, 2011
Bumper cars with the handicarts sounds like fun and it is!!! Its more fum when your shit faced
January 7th, 2012
bwahahah i remember this story on the news! god north louisiana has is perks
January 20th, 2012
@ex lax …Just to let you know.. West Monroe has nothing to do with “swamp people” It is located in NORTH Louisiana
January 23rd, 2012
Haha this is actually at the Wal-mart i work at…. Duck Dynasty is more like it in our neck of the woods
May 30th, 2012
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