December 22nd, 2011
3 Days ‘Til Christmas!
What? You think that flowing white hair and glorious beard just happen by accident? It takes a lot of time and conditioner to look that good my friend. Santa has to be fresh for the 25th.
Washington
3 Days 'Til Christmas!,





32 Comments, Comment or Ping
That empty cart isn’t a good sign. Maybe he is giving everyone gift cards for Christmas this year.
December 22nd, 2011
Is Santa shopping for hair spray? I wondered how he kept the beard so full and lustrous.
December 22nd, 2011
=) HES THE REAL SANTA!
December 22nd, 2011
Must be getting the extra things for an over night bag. One Lucky woman has been extra good this year
December 22nd, 2011
@ Rusty, We have all been a little bad this year to get on the naughty list. A lot of people just wont admit it.
December 22nd, 2011
Lady Santa
December 22nd, 2011
Awwww he looks like a sweet old man!!!!
December 22nd, 2011
careful people! Santa can hear you being mean. I think he’s awsome!
December 22nd, 2011
careful people! Santa can hear you being mean. I think he’s awsome!
December 22nd, 2011
Look he has a shopping list. Hes just getting started with his Chritmas shopping.
December 22nd, 2011
*Christmas
December 22nd, 2011
I think is looking at some Head & Shoulders shampoo…he must have dandruff!
December 22nd, 2011
Billy wants 15 Gallons of “Weiner be big” lotion, BUT at 49.99 a bottle, Billy may just have to settle for “Do it yourself ASSHOLE!
December 22nd, 2011
“Does this get rid of body crabs?”
December 22nd, 2011
Let’s see – must be something here that removes cookie and milk stains…
December 22nd, 2011
I want this Santa to stop at my house for snacks and a beer. What a sweet looking guy!
December 22nd, 2011
Poor Santa can’t even catch a break! Not good if his shopping cart is empty, let alone food too. This is the sign of the times. ;(
December 22nd, 2011
Santa stands head and shoulders above mankind.
December 22nd, 2011
Look at the list in his hand, he is shopping for Mrs. Claus.
December 22nd, 2011
santa looking for purple tone balancing shampoo. get that nasty gold out!
December 22nd, 2011
Even Santa waited until the last minute hoping for holiday sales.
December 23rd, 2011
You know the economy sucks when even Santa shops at Walmart!
December 23rd, 2011
“HMMM…Candycane flavored KY Jelly for Mrs Claus”
December 23rd, 2011
Actually, he may be shopping for himself. A friend of ours used to work as a department store Santa, and the store was VERY particular about how he looked. He even had to bleach his beard to remove the natural gray that grows in along with the white.
December 23rd, 2011
Looks like Santa prefers Tide to get rid of milk & cookie stains, as well as reindeer slober.
December 23rd, 2011
He’s got a list of naughty girls and he’s stocking up on Astroglide.
December 23rd, 2011
So the TIDE in the basket is how he keeps his suit so bright. I’m switching to TIDE. If it’s good enough for Santa, it’s good enough for me!
December 23rd, 2011
“Needs some Gold Bond Powder…my bag is itchy”
December 23rd, 2011
This guy lives in my town!
December 28th, 2011
i know this guy!!! we see him around all the time. he is a patient at the clinic where we take my mom sometimes. he is SO nice and he wears red all the time. and ONLY red!
January 4th, 2012
thats Tim Allen, taking a break from his new SANTA CLAUSE movie shooting a few locks down . haha .
January 31st, 2012
Damn elf strike
March 1st, 2012
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