I don’t have that many opinions period; let alone enough political opinions to cover my car so everyone know that I am pro-smoking.
243 Comments | In: Michigan, Vehicles
October 9th, 2009
Michael Moore is looking for this van i bet.. He will attack it like a box of candy..
Smoking is healthier than what? Crystal meth?
no matter how you cover a piece of shit car, its still a piece of shit car…
This is why I love Ron Paul but get annoyed very easily with his fans.
lol wow.. Didn’t know there was an industry for Anti-smoking.
isn’t it a safety hazard to have stickers on the windows like that?
I wish I could see them all – I’m sure there are a lot of jokes being missed because we can’t read most it!
I’m not a smoker, but any rational person can see there is a large degree of bullshit behind the anti-smoking propaganda. I mean, now you have people who are worried about inhaling one breath of second hand tobacco smoke…. what do they think is in a forrest fire or when some plastic catches on fire in their house when they leave it on the stove? A whole lot of burning chemicals that are much more dangerous than tobacco to inhale, lol. Grow up, don’t believe every propaganda campaign on the radio, morons.
At least we know this idiot will die out relatively soon.
WTF, The democrats are running the country into the ground and all these idiots care about is seat belt laws and smoking?
This guy takes risks. Put it in reverse and hope you don’t hit anything.
I’m more offended at WHAT they did to the van than I am by anything ON it…
Does that say “Tobacco Smoke is 98% Water” ?
What is his stance? Ishe for smoking or against it. He seems to be pro-prohibition. And I think the one at the bottom says he’s against seatbelts. I was unaware that was political. Can you tie seatbelts and politics together? Whos pro and anti, the dems or reps? I have so many questions, but he has way to many answers.
It is the liberty van and it is usually a woman driving. http://www.libertyvan.com
Let me guess … the guy driving this car went to Wal-Mart because either Bic lighters or his favorite brand of cigarettes are on sale.
does any one notice the either busted out or other wise covered over passenger window?cause if it isn’t the latter then they are on a fast track to getting run off the road by haters.and yeah i can agree with most of the other comments WOW.
You didn’t know there is an industry behind anti-smoking? I hope that is meant to be a joke. How do you think all those highly produced ads appear all over tv and the radio, it just happens by magic even though big corporations have to spend billions of dollars for a similar ad campaign? A whole lot of people have made a whole lot of money off the anti-smoking industry, but the biggest gainers and instigators of the whole thing are the trial lawyers who have pocketed incredible sums of money after suing the tobacco industry over and over again.
Smoking a pack a day lowers your life expectancy by like one year — ooh, scary!!! LOL. Many of the world’s oldest people have been regular smokers. I think smoking is nasty and disgusting, personally, but there is so much bullshit fed to the lemmings, it is just one more way that the federal government and trans national corporations try to keep everyone in a state of fear so that they can be controlled.
I’m betting he has a hose connecting the exhaust pipe to the fresh air vent.
I didn’t realize there was a TEA party at Wal-Mart.
looks like he smoked all over that car. bet it smells like an asstray from all the way inside that wal-mart
Wow any one notice the busted out or other wise covered over passenger window … sign of haters perhaps? any ways cars like that most likely cause accidents
“repell seat belt & all ‘nanny’ laws”
“smoking is healthier”
how disillusioned is this person??
Oh I see now SHE’s against anti-smoking, but I’m still confused on the prohibition aspect. I answered one of questions. I love how she parked WAAAAAY in the back of the parking lot. As if anyother car would want to be next to this monstrosity.
you would think someone who would do that would be driving an american car (not that i would)…i believe that is a nissan quest minivan…lol…
wtf are the posts busted here ?
This person is so proud/strong with their views they have to put sheets over the windows so no one can see them.
cars like that are open testaments to why there are thousands of vehicle deaths every year on American highways.
Thanks for the link, Propaghandi. I wish they’d gotten a picture of that lady because on her website she definitely looks like a PoWM! o.O
LOL – why am I not surprised this van is from KENTUCKY???
Oh my God, it’s like Dr. Bronner decorated a car.
this is why you never give a fanatic a banner making machine.
Dooshbag sez what ?
that van is a health hazard;lets’s boycott it lmao.
I'm not tellin
can u just say moron?
Why would someone cover up a newer vehicle with all those stickers? I mean, if it were an old POS van than I’d understand.
BTW, those of you asking what the political tie to seat belt laws….in most (if not all) states there is a law requiring that you wear your seat belt. My guess is that they’d rather you be able to make that choice for yourself. Because if your’e too stupid to wear your seat belt, than you deserve to go catapulting through your windshield when you’re in a crash.
Ok, fair job but jazz it up and add some ‘bam’.. you still need:
1)A mast with a big US flag (see prior post with contact info on car to build mast)
2)red white and blue bunting
3)some gold fringe
And keep it red white and blue.. no more pink or whatever you feel like anymore
While we’re all getting political here… How are Democrats driving this country into the ground? 8 years of tax breaks for the uber rich. Deregulation of all corporate interests. An illegal war in Iraq. I didn’t hear too many GOPers complaining about Bush as he took away our civil rights. Didn’t he say “..the Constitution is just a piece of paper..”?
If Obama said that there would be civil war…
Open your eyes. The Main Stream Media, from Faux news to CNN to MSNBC are all owned by large corporations. It’s in their self interest to show 24 hour Michael Jackson & Anna NIcole Smith coverage. Since when did Celebrities need so much new coverage? Give me a break. Think for yourselves for a change and stop watching TV.
“Smoking is healthier than fascism” is what it says.
I wonder what the re-sale value of this monstrosity would be? Seriously, you make a bigger impact with one or two stickers. This has got to be The.Biggest.Driving.Distraction.Ever.
I love her shirt when you click on the link Propaghandi offered: “Keep on smokin” – as she’s holding a small baby. Nice.
She also offers her address so you can Google Map her and find out where in bumble—- Kentucky she lives. (Hint: nowhere near anything that could be called a city.)
I wondered how long it would be before a picture of this van was posted here. Here’s her website….it looks like the van! LOL! http://www.hosanna1.com/
OH NO!!! It was fun and games, but now it no longer will be. We were all able to ignore the previous comment about the democrats. We just passed over and laughed at the rest, but A~ ,who I’m going to refer to as asshole, has brought up politics. Great now we can all comment 40 different times with the sum of 500 bickering with eachother.
By the way to KM. Your comment seriously made me laugh aloud.Thank you for answering because I didn’t realize that was true, and seriously that’s a dumb banner to take up. Who gets into a debate with someone and when the person says “What do you support?”, the person says. “I support prohibiton, anti-antismoking, and anti-seatbelt laws.”
Wow, somehow I thought Rick Berman would drive a nicer car.
If they have this many radical political opinions then why the fuck are they shopping at Wal-Mart?
Love the flowers that are around the windshield.
Does Phillip-Morris pay for the registration on this fine vehicle?
whats really funny is they parked way out in the parking lot like they were worried someone would hit it…maybe hitting it would be doing it a favor! LOL
Click the link http://www.libertyvan.com and scroll to the bottom. Pict of crazy lady is at the bottom. Honestly, her website is as jumbled looking at this poor van.
In regards to the van-some people have waaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
oh god my eyes are burning from looking at that hideously designed unreadable website…
I appreciate the Darwin Effect but I hate it when it puts non-Darwins at risk. I’d be the car this driver plows into while reaching to the floor for the Bic lighter she dropped.
I’m over-stimulated right now. This person is really trying to make a statement. And that statement is……”I’m into political statements and smoking, but I also like arts & crafts!” Love the gold glitter glue and the festive faux flowers from the Wal-Mart sewing dept.!
WOW! Why would you screw up a fairly new Nissan Quest van like that? I bet it smells like a ashtray in there too. yuck.
This is a great example of freedom of speech. If you are for them or against them and not to mention what she did to the value of this van. I would hate to see the trade in on this one. But freedom of speach is what she is using in her own way… Remember Only In America and not just at Wal-Marts can we do this
Did she park in the back, so she could have a puff on the way in? Or maybe because of easier access for the fire department in the likely event it catches on fire. Is that an angel on the roof? Every one knows you don’t mix politics and religion. I wonder where she stands on gun control. Then again, that would probably require an attatchment. scarey.
George Carlin would be proud!
For those who are wondering the bunber sticker say “smoking is healthier than racism”.
I drove past this van on my way home the other day and couldn’t stop laughing. I told everyone I knew about it and I just don’t think they could really grasp how incredible it truely is. Thank God they parked at a Walmart. Hahahaha
The reason you can’t see thru the windows is from the thick layer of cigarette tar on the inside of the glass….I wonder how many packs he smokes a day ?
Did she park in the back so she could have a puff on the way in? Or maybe, she had the fire department in mind, in the likely event of a fire. Is that an angel on the roof? Every one knows you don’t mix politics and religion. I wonder where she stands on gun control. Then again, that would probably require an attachment, which will more than likely be her breathing apparatus. Scarey.
I see he didn’t park too close to the store, wouldn’t want a parking lot ding on this fine piece…………
so i checked out this woman’s website and what is even more disturbing is that she is 43 and has 6 kids and 8 grandkids
I always post the first thing that comes to my mind when i see things like this and thats what did, yikes!
I’ll smoke to that!!!
apparently someone doesn’t agree with their opinions…hence the missing window and sheet covering it up…
Wow, it is sickening to look at this lady’s web site. She even has a grandchild and is proud of smoking around it? WHAT A DISGUSTING CREATURE SHE IS! Definately a poster child for PoWM. I really hope she doesn’t claim to be a libertarian because I would be horribly, horribly ashamed.
I can’t believe a woman did this, I thought only a guy would do something this bizzare.
Thanks to you, super citizen, I’m no longer on the fence about getting into the bumper sticker business. I’ll make a killing off of wack jobs like you.
I wonder if they use the “CLUB” to protect it from being stolen
i saw that car wensday night at 73 off of 80 in PA, it was the the flying J
So does this count as a tax write off?
What an idiot. At least she’ll eventually die of lung cancer. But not before she kills off the baby she’s holding in the picture on her website.
I’m a militant anti-smoker. I believe all tobacco products should be outlawed.
Thats amazing! I love it!
Hey people. Here I am. I ‘m schizophrenic , obsessive compulsive, bipolar(always swinging from one side to another) and paranoid that I might not offend everyone. I also talk to Martians, and the government has planted a listening devise in my left molar.
Nice one, anAceofKidneys.
The only thing is that if it really were Berman’s car, it would also say, “Repeal Drunk Driving Laws”, “Animal Rights Activists Hate People” and “the Handicapped Should Fend for Themselves”.
Hmmmm…….I’m thinking the flowers are a bit too much & they skew the message they are trying to get across.
“so i checked out this woman’s website and what is even more disturbing is that she is 43 and has 6 kids and 8 grandkids”
Holy shit, I missed that! I was too busy looking at her bitchin’ resume. FORTY-three? Heh. She looks at least 63. I am aware that smoking can cause the appearance of premature aging, but daaaaammmnn. I am SO glad I quit smoking five years ago!
“I wonder if they use the “CLUB” to protect it from being stolen”
Are you kidding? Even the dumbest joy-riding car thieves wouldn’t touch that thing. The smell alone should be a deterrent.
Been on the websites listed previously, and wow, I wish I was as ”firm” in my beliefs as ‘smokin’ ky granny’. Just wow.
The only statement that this vehicle makes is “My owner is a radical nut job”
If this person is this hopped up on smoking, imagine what the inside of that mini-van smells like.
I think I’d rather walk.
Notice how it’s parked a long way from the building? That’s because it’s the manager’s car. They’re not allowed to park next to the building.
The greatest irony of all would be if she got into a crash because she couldn’t see where the hell she was going, smacked her face on the steering wheel because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt, got trapped because the adhesive from all those stickers melted together into a giant sticky blob, and died of smoke inhalation.
I’m somehow thinking this is just a giant troll trying to make us all want to either quit smoking or never start. I wonder how far away you can smell it from?
October 10th, 2009
Here’s Lynda Farley & her magical smoking van: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRW7-6goEdk&feature=player_embedded
and if you want to see the detailed pics of all the bumper stickers, check out
Her resume & elsewhere describes her talent in graphics and web design. Um, seriously, am I or anyone else surprised she a) deserves a “Fail” award from failblog.org for her sites and graphics, and b) she drives a van like this, c) parked it at Wal-Mart, and lastly, d) is channeling that other looney we saw on this site the other day (y’know, the guy with the mast / antenna, & stickers on his white Subaru wagon).
Used to be a nice van,
I know I’m crazy for thinking this – but it looks kind of cool. Kind of :/
All that text and nothing of real meaning. (Amerika???)
43, 8 grandkids… And she looks like she is 70. I’m going out on a limb and saying there isn’t even a HS education behind all of her ‘opinions’.
Hey , isnt that the pissed off granny from Ky? I just saw that van a few days back sitting at a rest stop in Missouri(i think). Had to take pix from all sides.
This lady is a total whack job.
What a dumbass! The cops should impound her car and make her pay a huge ass fine!!!
Reicht here in Michigan! A patriot with a fine American…..um….Honda. Probably Michigan Millisher.
The floral garland is a nice touch. LOL
@Kristin Easily Amused. Yes seatbelt laws are a political hot button. In TX, you can get a $250 fine and points on your license (towards losing it), if you are ticketed for not wearing a seatbelt. The cops actually sit on bridges with binoculars and scope out cars to ticket for it.
There is an “anti-smoking industry.” Look at all the E Cigarettes and Stop Smoking pills, gum, patches, etc, plus the tax-fiends and lawyer circles.
I think the biggest point of this car was a way to use up all the leftover bumper stickers and save $500 on a paint job from Earl Scheib.
My friends and I saw this van at the Wal-Mart I work at in PA. We wanted to get a pic so we could send it in but never did. At night they park it with lights on all around it.
Someone needs to cut the break line on this bitch’s van that looks like some retard’s myspace profile.
Why wash your car when you can just completely cover it with bumper stickers?
I think the best bit is the plastic red white & blue flowers being used as trim.
I think that van could be the most offensive thing I have seen in a long time… this person who owns it should be arrested for Obscenity
@ Button Ginger
“Smoking is healthier than what? Crystal meth?”
Smoking is certainly healthier than ONE particular “lifestyle” which the PCP (Political-Correctness Propaganda) industry promotes ad-nauseum despite the fact that those who engage in it die MUCH younger than smokers! There was yet ANOTHER Memorial Service last weekend in Akron, OH for yet ANOTHER victim of AIDS! So, smoking is healthier than homosexuality!
The NUMBER of stickers on this particular vehicle is beyond excessive, though. A few of them placed strategically so as to SUCCINCTLY promote individual liberty over nanny-state authoritarianism WITHOUT obstructing any windows? Yes. Covering virtually every square inch of the vehicle with them? No.
I do agree with the general sentiment expressed, which is “Leave INDIVIDUAL decisions to INDIVIDUALS, not to the micro-management of a dictatorial NANNY-STATE!!!”
I am shocked as hell that she hasn’t been busted for having her rear window obscured.
All that ignorance in one person? Wow, our country is doomed!
SO Many tickets to write… so little time…..
Everything about Walmart is garbage. Satan shops there exclusively.
Are those sheets over the windows? I figured that they were just that dirty from all the smoking going on in there.
You idiots laugh all you want, *I’M* hiring her to do some website design!!!
new paint job….stickers….new paint job….stickers……STICKERS !!
I hate how he has 9-11-2001 on the front. Every cook with a cause uses the memory of 9-11 to legitimize their crazy views or cause. What a disgrace. I guess if people could smoke wherever they wanted 9-11 wouldn’t have happened.
LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those signs on top of the van only hurt it’s aerodynamics and thus its gas milage. I guess high priced oil isn’t something this van owner cares about.
Has no one else noticed? “SMOKING IS HEALHIER” So these are probably all handmade winners.
I’m just wondering why it is legal to cover your car in this shit…with things sticking off the top, and pretty little flowers bordering your windshield…but you can get a ticket for hanging a smelly tree from your rearview mirror because it obstucts your view….things that make ya go hmm….
She has her RESUME posted on her site! Who would hire someone who would probably argue over every little policy and workplace law?
This must be what happens when people escape the rock they’ve been living under!
i think owner of the car will have serious problems with selling the car… who will buy the car with lacquer in so poor condition?
Based on the fogged up windows, the “Smokin’ Granny” who owns this POS is asleep inside………
According to this freak’s web site, she is 43, has 6 children, and 8 grandchildren. How is this possible????
It gets better. Her husband is a freak, too. Quit his 30-year job because they wouldn’t let him smoke. Unreal.
“NOTE: My husband, John Farley, retired early from his 30 year IBM Engineer career when IBM in Boca Raton, FL went ‘smoke free’ about 15 years ago. He was only 50. He refused to go stand outside in thunderstorms and 98% & 90% humidity every time he wanted to smoke. He refuses to work in ‘smoke free’ workplaces also.”
notice how the front passenger window is missing..nice tarp job pal..
how is it legal to drive this car when the windows are totally covered with slogans?
Her site says she is 43 years old but when you scroll down to her picture she looks like she’s in her mid 60s. I guess that’s what smoking 3 packs a day will do you!
I wonder what will kill her first:
a) lung cancer
b) getting in an accident and dying as the result of not wearing a seatbelt.
I am against silly nanny laws but for laws that protect dumb asses who don’t know any better.
This is one of the best…what a freak. She claims to be 43 but looks like she is 73.
jesus hubert christ.
lol the stickers look around 20 years old, but the van model is newer.
Avoid these cars on the road. Fall back, pass, or turn off. Same with parking lots – park far, far away. You do not want to intersect into a nutter’s alternate Universe.
Seatbelts were a hot political issue several years ago (early 1980s) after the Nader-sparked motor vehicle safety movement and the influx of regulatory control. Public outcry about the “ignition interlock,” for example, was so LOUD that Congress had to go back and remove that as an option when NHTSA was forming regulations requiring passive restraints. The agency was so crippled by the public’s adverse reaction to seatbelts (specifically, automatic ones) that it decided to rescind the regulation, resulting in Supreme Court review and reversal. That’s why airbags are required for all new cars (because people would not wear seatbelts). Now seatbelts seem harmless and routine, but there used to be a big fight about it.
The debate over a real causal connection between smoking and lung cancer was also hot a few decades ago. This person, it seems, is living in the past. They seem to think that having no regard for modern science and safety measures is their own damn business. I wonder if they are for universal healthcare?
I like the fact they parked so far away from the Wal-Mart as to not get a door ding on the Wordy-Wagon… like thats going to bring down the value.
the side of the car says “smoking is healthier than fascism” rotflol
What stuns me is that there are more people commenting on the anti-smoking bit and missing EVERYTHING else that is glued to that car! There are funny bits, serious bits (the 9-11 thing on the front bumper) and just plain silly bits. Wake up people and pay a little more attention!
btw the van is a Nissan Quest, and I saw this ‘thing’ going across Illinois a year or two ago.
you don’t have to be a homo to have aids. even tho i DO agree w/ everything else you said ;P
>.> I like the “anti-smoking is a scam” sticker. 5 bucks says he dies of lung cancer!
All I can say is Whoa Dang!!!
Wow. Humans are not chattel…so DON’T buckle up. …Wow. I have no words for this manner of stupidity.
“you don’t have to be a homo to have aids. even tho i DO agree w/ everything else you said ;P”
I never said anything even resembling that ‘only’ “homos” werre at risk for AIDS! The point I was trying to make was that: while billions are poured into ad campaigns which overstate the health risks of smoking and demonize smokers as practically guilty of ‘negligent homicide’ via ‘secondhand’ smoke; billions more are poured into ad campaigns portraying ‘smoking d!ck’ as being “hip, cool, the ‘in’ thing to do” and understating its health risks, while even promoting it to young children and virtually ‘recruiting’ teens into it. I don’t give a sh!t what two consenting adults do in private, just don’t tell me I have to consent to having that behavior promoted in the presence of my five-year-old grandson via mandatory “Diversity” curricula beginning in Kindergarten!
The point I was trying to make was “DOUBLE STANDARD???”
I like the red, white and blue flowers. But if you’re such a patriot why not drive an american car? Oh wait, most of the stuff for sale at walmart was made somewhere else too!
On her resume, it says that they are breeders of Afghan Hounds. Who the hell would buy dogs from them?!?
Can you imagine the poor body shop guy that would have to fix this van after an accident?
Hey, bumper stickers are a lot cheaper than a paint job!!
“My family of 8 votes and shops and smokes”???
THIS GUY found a woman to have sex with him 6 times??? How is that even possible??
I do, however, support his choice not to wear a seatbelt. Think about it, now: SOMEBODY will be distracted by his vehicle, cause an accident, and natural selection will remove these specimens from the gene pool. Everybody wins!
As a car seat tech I’m most concerned about this family of 8 driving around in a car that cannot possibly safely hold 8. I’m sure they aren’t concerned since they clearly oppose seat belt laws. I wonder how much money local law enforcement has made pulling them over just to write up the 6 kids crammed in the back with not belts, boosters, or seats? That’s a primary offense in many areas! Fine. Don’t wear a seat belt. Take yourself out of the gene pool. But give your kids a chance! Because I’d hate to see you have to start all that good decorating work over when you have to buy a bigger van with a wheelchair lift.
that is a new model van too. bye bye $20,000! and for what, a website?
“natural selection will remove these specimens from the gene pool. Everybody wins!”
I think the point is that giving Government the responsibility of protecting fools from themselves at the expense of curtailing Individual Liberties short-circuits the gene-pool-cleansing effect of natural selection! To REQUIRE wearing a seatbelt for a half-mile trip at 20 MPH maximum speed to the corner service station is also ludicrous. Anyone with a brain already KNOWS to buckle up before entering traffic on any road with a posted speed limit above 25 MPH. Intelligent people are perfectly capable of making intelligent decisions. Those who aren’t capable of making intelligent choices? Do we really WANT to protect them from themselves and risk that they might live long enough to procreate???
I like how their most prominent and noticeable message is that smoking can’t be bad because George Washington smoked and our country was still “blessed”. Maybe I’m wrong (ok, just kidding, I’m not), but I just have this feeling that people didn’t quite understand the dangers of smoking over 200 years ago the way they do now…
Thats an odd looking walmart to go along with that weird ass van
the last person I would ever want to have a convo with…
I wonder what will kill him first, the smoking, or driving without a seat belt in a car with all the windows covered so you can’t see through them…
OH MY DEAR LORD, what is going on here. Why is there a picture of my car on this website? Why are you people making fun of my car!! And no DANIGIRL, this was not cheaper than a paint job. It was very expensive and took a very long time to put this together. I bet one of my Bumber stickers is more expensive then one your blow jobs… B****
talk about conflicting ideologies…
Holy shit! This van must be driving cross-country or something because the EXACT SAME VEHICLE was in the parking lot of the Michaels I work at in Missouri (oddly enough, right next to a Wal Mart), blaring God Bless America.
In fact, I sent in my OWN picture of this but they didn’t post it. See?
While I agree with repealing smoking laws and while I also wholeheartedly endorse Rand Paul for Senate, there is a way to go about that does not make you look like a lunatic.
i talked to this chick at walmart in ks….. she is nuts!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe that this is on here. Where was this picture taken? I took a picture of this van on 10/8/09 at a Sam’s Club in Clarksburg, WV.
I love that it’s parked way the hell out there……are they afraid someone might scratch the finish?
I think alot of fans of Powl are seeing the trees and not the forrest..Freedom of expression and choice.. it’s our right to choose if we ensure our safety by use of seat belts and health by smoking.Let Darwinism take over not , not big goverment .Even if you don’t agree with her beliefs, share the joy in freedom of expression with her.
Yes of course, obviously my violent allergy to cigarette smoke and its effect on my asthmatic lungs is a product of the anti-smoking industry. *cue eye roll*
I thought my civil liberty to enjoy breathable air that wont put me in the hospital in the public realm out weighs your civil liberty to pollute the lungs of yourself and those around. Do what you wish in your own home though, wont stop you at all there.
I used to be a smoker, and I was actually GLAD when most states banned smoking in buildings. Not everyone wants to smoke, thank you…I find it only appropriate that not everyone has to suffer frome one person’s personal choice. I am now a non-smoker…seeing as I want to live to see my son, and my future other child(ren) grow up. Tobacco isn’t what it used to be really….’back in the day’ it was more tobacco, now it’s nore chemicals and crap to make you more addicted, and to kill you quicker-if you ask me. And in my family, three generations of emphasema, heart disease, and half of a lung removed, and numerous deaths of lung cancer-they can’t all be wrong. ‘Suck it up, and go outside to smoke’. It’s my personal choice to not damage my lungs further, thank you. But no really, I love ignorance…or not.
This is what happens when decoupagers go wild!
Also, imagine all the money she’d save if she didn’t spend all that cash on smokes….she could have gone across the country and back again 10 times…hah.
Wow… this blows all of my professors’ cars, covered in liberal bumper-stickers, out of the water.
Bet the radio is tuned to rush limbaugh 24/7
Oh Christ, this nutbag made it to Michigan. Hey, lady, GTFO. Hasn’t our state suffered enough?
October 11th, 2009
Holy crap that is a lot of friggin Mod Podge… Who has time for this crap anyways?
I’m pretty sure I was involved in an online “debate” with this woman a couple years ago. I believe my point was that despite smoking being a proven health problem, people should still be free to kill themselves. She quite vociferously disagreed with me.
Apparently some people don’t accept those wacky studies done by those crazy scientists and she’s one of them.
In fairness to her though, her website says she’s been a smoker for 43 years, not that she’s 43 yo. If you figure that she probably started at about age 13, that would make her 56 and she looks a lot better than you would expect a 56 year old, 3 pack/day smoker to look. Not to imply that she’s a MILF, it’s just that given her lifestyle, you’d expect her to look a little like the crypt keeper and she doesn’t.
I live in michigan and i see this frickin anoying ass car around all the time the guy is always changin it to somthing alse, all i realy gotta say is WHY?!?
She probably cuts her own hair with a flowbee
Of I bet he’s making all the residents of Michigan real proud with this shit all over his van..
gotta be one of rush’s dittoheads.
I saw this van on Thursday on St. Rt. 90 heading East, near Lorain, OH! It was starting to get dark, and the car was all lit up around the windows and across the top signs with Christmas lights. I’m curious as to how all those signs stay on that car!
smoking, freedom and nine eleven… damn neocons.
Yeah, when I saw this, I thought I had taken a picture of it before, and after browsing through my pics, I was right. I wasn’t aware that it had its own website. I’m not so sure I want to be moving closer to this woman… What a moron.
this ain’t got nothin’ on the jesus mobil we got drivin’ around sapulpa, ok… i’ll have to get a pic and post it the next time i see it…
What? All that and no Jesus? Jeez…
looks like a bottle of Dr. Bronners (ALL ONE) Magic soap. all you hippies out there know what I mean.
Alright. After viewing the website and reading what I can on the van, I have this to say: This woman has been watching too much news, period. Not just Fox, nor MSNBC. She has taken the worse of all of the craziness out there and painted her van with it. I highly doubt she even knows which side to vote on, not since they upped her meds. This just spews ignorance, and I can’t call her a stupid democrat, nor can you fairly call her a republican. Call her a nutcase and give her a straightjacket.
October 12th, 2009
A PS: one of her stickers says “My dogs vote”. Way to advertise voter fraud there, granny!
I would think the local police wouldn’t let that car be legal. So many issues…
This lady must be pretty old if she can remember what happened on 9-11-200…
What ELSE is she smoking?
This car must really get around. I saw it at a rest stop between Kansas City and St Louis in August! I took a picture with my phone b/c I knew no one would believe me on how carzy it was!!
I’d like to point out, I’m pretty sure that says “Vote Prohibitionists Out” which is, um, not a very supportive statement towards prohibition you guys. Otherwise, GOOD FREAKING GOD that thing is distracting/ugly.
OMG. I have seen this beast for years, around My hometown of grand rapids, mi. Glad to see it on here.
BTW, this appears to be the Walmart just inside the border of Detroit. If it is, then the “van” (I use that term lightly) is actually parked away from the building and along a major 4 lane street just at the entrance of an expressway……more visible….location, location, location.
This is batshit crazy stuff. Especially considering that it appears she makes the rounds from state to state (PA, MO, KS, MI, KY).
Are we sure these are all stickers and not just painted on? After all, she is a graphic arts expert!!
“smoking is healthier than fascism ” ahahaha
That’s a foreign-made car.
Haha.. This woman lives in Bowling Green Kentucky…. She comes into my work all the time saying things like “You know it’s not true that smoking causes lung cancer? It’s just the goverment messing with everyones mind” And the one that pissed me off the most “… The white house… Well it use to be the white house before Obama moved in…” She was so rude and ignorant I almost asked her to leave…. She shows her van off all over the US… It’s sad there are people actually like this.
wow must be a JUGGALO or a wanabe
October 13th, 2009
Imagine getting dropped off at school in that as a kid. Oh, wait, school is a sham funded by the government to brainwash the youths of tomorrow to support anti-gun laws. Now, where’s my lighter?
Wait…. That says tobacco smoke is 98% water… seriously?? I love the absurdity of it all.
Ive met the woman that owns this van. She is truly nuts…
I saw this whack-a-do in Washington DC boycotting “Socialism” and Health Care Reform! So many stickers!
Ironic that the van covered in americana is a Nissan.
Choose your battles, man!
Luckily we won’t have to tolerate this van after the owners die prematurely of lung cancer.
Hey, I took a picture of that same car last year in Louisville, KY. That lady gets around…
Well if this van was being chased by the law it would be easily found and described with all those sticker and signs. I hate it for anybody shop to have to work on it.
I feel fairly certain I saw this same vehicle in Southern Indiana last year. At least, I hope so – hate to think of two or more of these out there.
Hope she never gets in an accident
And some people wonder why people always want to kick their ass.
October 14th, 2009
Looks like she puts the tarp there so she can park out there for the purposes of displaying this… thing. The window tarp would be dirty if she drove around like that, and she wouldn’t be able to change lanes. A lot of people camp out on the outskirts of Walmart, maybe she’s meeting up with some other nutjob(s).
ive totally seen that van before. proof?
How does that person wash their car?
OMG. I don’t know that I have the words except to say that I think I would drive off the road in shock if I saw that driving down the road.
Shouldn’t this be illegal? Ppl passing would wreck from laughing?
October 15th, 2009
A few things…
First: she’s not FOR Prohibition… there’s a tiny “out” squeezed in there and semi-covered-up by the Duck tape (?!) holding the headlight in place. “Vote Prohibitionists Out”
Second: I passed her websites on to http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com
Last: I’m passing the picture of this van on to my brother, a Kentucky State Trooper. He’ll be happy to pull her over for not wearing her seat belt. *smirk*
Hah!!! I saw her just 2-3 weeks ago on a rest stop on I-70 in Missouri. I had to take pix too. Why does it not surprise me that she is from Ky?
This is an tacky as they come….
Can O Whoopass
Dat’s not her car, she stold it from her’n preacher, Chef Boyzarhot.
October 16th, 2009
that one girl
an annoying bumper sticker would have been sufficient
This van was actually at the tea party protests in DC on September 12, I have a picture of it. The whole thing is ridiculous, talking about how the person driving has a family of eight and won’t ever stop smoking and carrying a gun at the same time. Lots of other random stuff too.
i have no stickers on my car.other than the inspection stickers.
October 17th, 2009
true american driving a japanese car
So they park their POS in BFE ‘cuz they don’t want it…dinged by a runaway cart or car door?
October 18th, 2009
This person is very pro-american but he bought a Japanese car.
October 19th, 2009
Hope he’s happy about the resale value of his car having gone way down (you know, what with his having cut the seatbelts out of it and used it as a rolling ashtray … oh, and I guess those stickers all over the paint job might do it too).
The only thing that can top this mess? Her lungs.
One thing is for sure, you probably are not going to be able to talk to this person about very much without some sort of conflict.
October 20th, 2009
The lady who owns this car was driving from Kentucky to Wyoming when she stopped at the Michael’s in Chesterfield, MO. I was the lucky cashier who got to ring up her purchase. I think I got lung cancer just by her breathing on me. She started complaining about the states she had driven through that had banned smoking, and then went right on to tell me that “Obama is a communist and the government is stealing our money.” Ooookaaayyyyy. After she left, as I was ringing up the lady behind her, I expressed how much she had pissed me off. She replied, “It was her outfit that got me angry.”
October 21st, 2009
I wonder how many times she’s had her car keyed.
October 23rd, 2009
out of the over 200+ comments only one other person noticed that this ‘so-called’ pro-american is driving a Honda – good old Japanese Honda
Only at Wal-Mart
October 24th, 2009
Just an update, I’ve totally seen this exact same van driving terribly slowly down the streets of lancaster, PA.
It makes Jingle Trucks in Afghanistan look classy
Personally, I’m a fan of letting chain smokers hotbox in a small room together.
October 25th, 2009
This guy should NOT have access to any public health care benefits when he gets emphysema, cancer, heart problems….
October 27th, 2009
Anyone else notice how badass that walmart is?!
if you care that much about American politics… put the stickers on an American car ….
October 29th, 2009
“Feds please protect private property rights from…voters”? Isn’t voting (theoretically, at least) a way to keep government in check? Points for alliteration, though.
Methinks this person is just one of those “Fuck off and let me do whatever the hell I want” people.
October 30th, 2009
I’ve seen this woman outside a waffle house in central Indiana. Me and my brother were reading some of her van, because… clearly it was created by a crazy person. It was summer and our windows were down, when this old woman walks out and starts yelling at us about how the government lies to us about smoking (what makes it amazing is that she sounded a lot like the Macho Man Randy Savage). She then throws a handful of pamphlets into my car as we drive off. I kept one I’m not sure where it is. But the lady is 100% insane.
Actualy, I just saw that car in WY, at a flying j.
November 5th, 2009
Proof of the saying ignorance is bliss
November 8th, 2009
Hey is that in Fremont??? I gotta see if i can find that car next time i go to walmart. HAHAHA……. wow.
November 9th, 2009
I found this site on another forum and thought I would share it here. You have to see it to believe it. Its just wild!!! http://bit.ly/1K2LDE
Ah ye-as, must be one of the more rabid regulars at Hit & Run…
November 12th, 2009
i saw this thing in dc! at the march on 9/12
November 20th, 2009
Ok so not only have I slept in this van but was forced to drive it around downtown Indianapolis with the windows down and music blaring. She parks it at any Wal-Mart that is close to a dogs show seeing as she shows Alfghan Hounds. You think Its you have it bad just talking to her for a few mins try being stuck with her for four days and having to hear the same thing over and over again. She will tell anyone who will listen and those who won’t.
November 27th, 2009
Are those fake “funeral” flowers around the van too? OH MY!
December 2nd, 2009
this car was in washington at the 9/11 project
I have a picture of it lol
December 5th, 2009
Fireman17 you are an ignorant moron. Michael Moore is a socialist. This van, if you look at the stickers, is clearly driven by a Libertarian (I know because I am one). That’s pretty much polar political opposites. Feel free to kill yourself so the human race will benefit by your removal from it. At the least please don’t breed.
December 6th, 2009
FIREMAN17, in addition to your inability to turn your caps lock off while inputting your name, you are also an utter ignoramus. Michael Moore is a socialist. These stickers, and their messages, are all blatantly Libertarian. Complete political polar opposites. Please kill yourself so that the human race may collectively benefit from your removal from its gene pool. At the very least, castrate yourself so you can’t breed.
Honestly this lady made her way down to Kentucky! I seen the van at the gas station A group of Teen age boys was like WTF lady why does your van look like Sh!t
September 24th, 2010
I got pulled over for having a air freashner hanging from my mirror and this assholes driving around in a thanksgiving day float. Do the world a favor and shoot urself
December 11th, 2011
Old hippies never die, they just ,,,, do this.
December 9th, 2012