It’s now officially the first day of Winter…and that was fun, I’m ready for Spring!
17 Comments | In: Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Random
That’s the best looking person on WM property right now I bet.
December 22nd, 2011
Bob Hope's Ghost
there’s more intelligence in that snowman than most door greeters, quick, hire it!
Brings new meaning to “snow globes”.
Kudos for using what you have laying around! Great snowperson!
Use it as a cashier, so maybe it won’t be an hour wait standing in line. Can’t be any dumber than the typical Walfart employee.
Frosty the snowman
I’d hit that!
Linda S. of Staten Island
I built that snowman.
Now just add a huge stoumach, back boobs, a visible butt crack, and put him on an electric scooter and he magically becomes “Frosty the Snow-WalCreature.”
If you people hate walmart so much stop being a cheap ass and go shopping elsewhere.
Shouldn’t the buns be on the back?
It just needs huge boobs with no bra, an ass crack hanging out and a buldge in the front ot the pants, just to leave you up in arms about the gender. And then my friend it will be a true wal-mart snowman? or woman?
one foot over the edge
I think a Walcreature stood still too long and got snowed in….
orange you glad you saw that!
Honeybun boobs? A third side boob? Upside down cup (a LARGE 32 ounce cup) for a hat? Lopsided hips that are wider than it’s shoulder? Typical Wal-creature, nothing Abby Normal here.
Frosty’s messed-up brother.
December 23rd, 2011
The recent drunk on the scooter would probably hit on this…..
Needs a “Red Solo Cup” for a hat. “Red Solo cup, I lift you up…”