Redneck Raindeer



Well I suppose it wouldn’t be truly redneck if “reindeer” was actually spelled correctly. Either way I’m sure all the little kids walking by your truck will be super excited to see Rudolph meet his maker in this type of reindeer game.

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Redneck Raindeer, 8.1 out of 10 based on 100 ratings

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  1. girl watcher

    Nothing like broadcasting to the cops that this driver might be worth checking out.

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    December 22nd, 2011

  2. Count Flatula

    “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and it left tire tracks!

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    December 22nd, 2011

  3. Nothing like looking at a deer’s balloon knot to put one in the Christmas spirit!

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    December 22nd, 2011

  4. gary g

    wow a white trash christmas

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    December 22nd, 2011

  5. Bob Hope's Ghost

    how in the wide world of sports did this redneck NOT use the holy grail of silver duct tape???

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    December 22nd, 2011

  6. girl watcher

    Ha! Too stupid. Look at the hooves. They are backward and bent the wrong way! What an idiot.

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    December 22nd, 2011

  7. girl watcher

    @Bob Hope’s Ghost

    That’s the only real thought through part of this mess – BLOOD.

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    December 22nd, 2011

  8. eunuch

    also, those are the front feet.

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    December 22nd, 2011

  9. Wraub

    Rudeolf meats the Hartbeat of Amereca.

    By the way; if “reindeer” were actually spelled correctly. Emphasis on “were.”

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    December 22nd, 2011

  10. PPLWATCHER

    The rusted-out wheel well adds to the effect…

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    December 22nd, 2011

  11. coopster

    Hey Mr. Policeman, I’m not as think as you drunk I am!

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    December 22nd, 2011

  12. MAC

    Must be a transplant from Kentucky…

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    December 22nd, 2011

  13. ACP

    A lot of kids would be upset if they saw that. Yuck.

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    December 22nd, 2011

  14. This is the kind of “creativity” you get when you combine rednecks with time on thetr hands and a few cases of lager.

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    December 22nd, 2011

  15. goose

    I love it!! Does that make me a redneck? I hope so.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  16. Jen

    Someone’s got way too much time on their hands during the holidays – must’ve left all the shopping to their wife.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  17. LOL!!! @ “Raindeer”!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  18. WHY

    Pissst The Hi Sign is

    Linda S of Staten Island

    Wiggle bedbug Wiggle

    Wheewhee wheewheewheeitch

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    December 23rd, 2011

  19. WHY

    Linda S of Staten Island got runned over by a bedbug ex teminator

    VAR SA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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    December 23rd, 2011

  20. WHY

    Linda S of Fatten Staten Island

    Dumpster food has loads of fat in it and so does Fried Bedbug

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    December 23rd, 2011

  21. WHY

    Linta S of Staten Island
    Shood

    Loose her job ant her home ant be homeless

    I vill CHUCKLE mit mine friens
    I vill LAFF

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    December 23rd, 2011

  22. WHY

    Linda S of Staten Island was thrown out of the north NJ walmart by a big watchdoggie arf

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    December 23rd, 2011

  23. hairball

    “Now, that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.”

    (Larry the Cable Guy, redneck comedian)

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    December 23rd, 2011

  24. mike reiley

    Inbreeding at its finest

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    December 23rd, 2011

  25. one foot over the edge

    Do rednecks drink lager??

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    December 23rd, 2011

  26. vomit knife

    I think the word “redneck” is redundant in this case.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  27. short fat holly

    @Wraub

    Talk about the pot and the kettle. The sentence is correct. He’s referring to a WORD in general. Besides, the word ‘reindeer’ is both singular and plural. Now lets talk about YOUR mess. Four out of six words grossly misspelled in the first line. How many years did you spend in third grade?

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    December 23rd, 2011

  28. Were a Reindeer

    fore.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  29. Cynic

    A reindeer ass in the back and a jackass in the front seat.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  30. Sangelia

    those feet are facing the wrong way. if they were the back ones. the tips of the hooves should have been pointing upwards. not downwards.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  31. Lvbrown

    Why are the legs going the wrong way?

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    December 23rd, 2011

  32. christina

    Now that it awesome!!!! LOVE IT!! Need one for my truck :)

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    December 23rd, 2011

  33. Chris

    Oh shit. I just crapped myself when I hit the deer. Well good thing I’m at wally world to get some new ones

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    December 23rd, 2011

  34. GoBolts

    All I want for Christmas is two red headlights.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  35. confused

    is that flame duck tape attempting to keep the wheel well from rusting out more?

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    December 23rd, 2011

  36. whyme

    Who is Linda of Staten Island and why is WHY picking on her? WHY sound like the real redneck here.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  37. Jennifer

    Disgusting.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  38. Pidge

    Was the head on the front of the vehicle?
    Utterly disgusting! Surprised I haven’t seen that parked here at our Walmart.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  39. omamouse

    LOL… redneck and a person of WalMart… what a mix!!!
    at least the ‘deer’ didn’t poo all over the FRONT seat… happens too much…
    and if the deer hit the back of the van… who knows where the feet would go!!!

    Merry Christmas to all of us Wal-Marters!!!!!!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  40. O I LOVE HER

    Not the most creative use of red duct tape I have seen on here

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    December 23rd, 2011

  41. LST

    Sicke distasteful disrespect for was once such a beautiful animal. Pathetic trash.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  42. WHYME

    Linda S of Staten Island is redneck

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    December 23rd, 2011

  43. Woody

    …and then the reindeer woke up in the Holland Tunnel…

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    December 23rd, 2011

  44. Calico325

    I’ve seen this “rear-end of a deer” advertised, as being part of a doorbell system. I’m not joking, I’ve seen the advertisement myself. The location of the doorbell button is just under that cute little upturned tail. (YIKES!)

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    December 23rd, 2011

  45. I always wondered what to do with the rest of the deer after the head was mounted

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    December 23rd, 2011

  46. SFCRetired

    This is not nearly as bad as the redneck who took one of those little wire-framed reindeer, hung it up by the back legs, and then used red lights to simulate its insides on the ground. FWIW, I understand all the kids in his neighborhood loved it!!

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    December 23rd, 2011

  47. girl watcher

    @Calico325 I’ve seen that too; several catalogs.

    @SFCRetired I’ve been wanting to do that for years but too lazy. Now lots of people do.

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    December 23rd, 2011

  48. von spoo

    those “hind legs” aren’t hind legs. last i checked, deer legs don’t bend that way. yes, i know this is like pointing out the ugly deck furniture on the titanic but i think it adds to the fail.

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    December 24th, 2011

  49. Snap N. McGarrett

    Officely honester. I am serfectly pober…

    I only had tee martunis and they didn’t bither me a bot.

    See? I can even steek spraighter than you.

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    December 24th, 2011

  50. Jen

    Looks like Wal-mart now does taxidermy.

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    December 24th, 2011

  51. Linda S of Staten Island

    hey WHY will you marry me? I share my alley mattress & bed bugs with you!

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    December 25th, 2011

  52. branetheory

    Wraub was being funny, bud…

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    December 26th, 2011

  53. Bernie Carbo

    Seems redundant to do that to your vehicle then label it “redneck.”

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    December 30th, 2011

  54. Jessica

    I saw this exact truck at a Wal-Mart in Virginia!! lol I was lost in a rush of true awe….

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    January 5th, 2012

  55. M.L. Rey Mehlhorn

    Okay, that’s just weird, because a friend linked me to this because I had pictures I’d taken of this exact same truck… in Virginia. Not at Wal-Mart, but a local grocery store.

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=335898086438655&l=9d4832cf32

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    January 10th, 2012

  56. cathy

    IS THAT “DUCK” TAPE?!

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    January 27th, 2012

  57. baksta

    RAINdeer, i dont know if anyones notices, but rain is underlined, so my guess is its a redneck attempt at a joke, raining from the sky and all that

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    January 30th, 2012

  58. alita

    A smashed-up gentle animal with blood spurting all over the place. So funny I forgot to laugh.
    Oh wait, maybe it was meant to be manly instead…

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    July 8th, 2012

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