December 22nd, 2011
Redneck Raindeer
Well I suppose it wouldn’t be truly redneck if “reindeer” was actually spelled correctly. Either way I’m sure all the little kids walking by your truck will be super excited to see Rudolph meet his maker in this type of reindeer game.
Florida
Redneck Raindeer,
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Nothing like broadcasting to the cops that this driver might be worth checking out.
December 22nd, 2011
“Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and it left tire tracks!
December 22nd, 2011
Nothing like looking at a deer’s balloon knot to put one in the Christmas spirit!
December 22nd, 2011
wow a white trash christmas
December 22nd, 2011
how in the wide world of sports did this redneck NOT use the holy grail of silver duct tape???
December 22nd, 2011
Ha! Too stupid. Look at the hooves. They are backward and bent the wrong way! What an idiot.
December 22nd, 2011
@Bob Hope’s Ghost
That’s the only real thought through part of this mess – BLOOD.
December 22nd, 2011
also, those are the front feet.
December 22nd, 2011
Rudeolf meats the Hartbeat of Amereca.
By the way; if “reindeer” were actually spelled correctly. Emphasis on “were.”
December 22nd, 2011
The rusted-out wheel well adds to the effect…
December 22nd, 2011
Hey Mr. Policeman, I’m not as think as you drunk I am!
December 22nd, 2011
Must be a transplant from Kentucky…
December 22nd, 2011
A lot of kids would be upset if they saw that. Yuck.
December 22nd, 2011
This is the kind of “creativity” you get when you combine rednecks with time on thetr hands and a few cases of lager.
December 22nd, 2011
I love it!! Does that make me a redneck? I hope so.
December 23rd, 2011
Someone’s got way too much time on their hands during the holidays – must’ve left all the shopping to their wife.
December 23rd, 2011
LOL!!! @ “Raindeer”!
December 23rd, 2011
Pissst The Hi Sign is
Linda S of Staten Island
Wiggle bedbug Wiggle
Wheewhee wheewheewheeitch
December 23rd, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island got runned over by a bedbug ex teminator
VAR SA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
December 23rd, 2011
Linda S of Fatten Staten Island
Dumpster food has loads of fat in it and so does Fried Bedbug
December 23rd, 2011
Linta S of Staten Island
Shood
Loose her job ant her home ant be homeless
I vill CHUCKLE mit mine friens
I vill LAFF
December 23rd, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island was thrown out of the north NJ walmart by a big watchdoggie arf
December 23rd, 2011
“Now, that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.”
(Larry the Cable Guy, redneck comedian)
December 23rd, 2011
Inbreeding at its finest
December 23rd, 2011
Do rednecks drink lager??
December 23rd, 2011
I think the word “redneck” is redundant in this case.
December 23rd, 2011
@Wraub
Talk about the pot and the kettle. The sentence is correct. He’s referring to a WORD in general. Besides, the word ‘reindeer’ is both singular and plural. Now lets talk about YOUR mess. Four out of six words grossly misspelled in the first line. How many years did you spend in third grade?
December 23rd, 2011
fore.
December 23rd, 2011
A reindeer ass in the back and a jackass in the front seat.
December 23rd, 2011
those feet are facing the wrong way. if they were the back ones. the tips of the hooves should have been pointing upwards. not downwards.
December 23rd, 2011
Why are the legs going the wrong way?
December 23rd, 2011
Now that it awesome!!!! LOVE IT!! Need one for my truck
December 23rd, 2011
Oh shit. I just crapped myself when I hit the deer. Well good thing I’m at wally world to get some new ones
December 23rd, 2011
All I want for Christmas is two red headlights.
December 23rd, 2011
is that flame duck tape attempting to keep the wheel well from rusting out more?
December 23rd, 2011
Who is Linda of Staten Island and why is WHY picking on her? WHY sound like the real redneck here.
December 23rd, 2011
Disgusting.
December 23rd, 2011
Was the head on the front of the vehicle?
Utterly disgusting! Surprised I haven’t seen that parked here at our Walmart.
December 23rd, 2011
LOL… redneck and a person of WalMart… what a mix!!!
at least the ‘deer’ didn’t poo all over the FRONT seat… happens too much…
and if the deer hit the back of the van… who knows where the feet would go!!!
Merry Christmas to all of us Wal-Marters!!!!!!
December 23rd, 2011
Not the most creative use of red duct tape I have seen on here
December 23rd, 2011
Sicke distasteful disrespect for was once such a beautiful animal. Pathetic trash.
December 23rd, 2011
Linda S of Staten Island is redneck
December 23rd, 2011
…and then the reindeer woke up in the Holland Tunnel…
December 23rd, 2011
I’ve seen this “rear-end of a deer” advertised, as being part of a doorbell system. I’m not joking, I’ve seen the advertisement myself. The location of the doorbell button is just under that cute little upturned tail. (YIKES!)
December 23rd, 2011
I always wondered what to do with the rest of the deer after the head was mounted
December 23rd, 2011
This is not nearly as bad as the redneck who took one of those little wire-framed reindeer, hung it up by the back legs, and then used red lights to simulate its insides on the ground. FWIW, I understand all the kids in his neighborhood loved it!!
December 23rd, 2011
@Calico325 I’ve seen that too; several catalogs.
@SFCRetired I’ve been wanting to do that for years but too lazy. Now lots of people do.
December 23rd, 2011
those “hind legs” aren’t hind legs. last i checked, deer legs don’t bend that way. yes, i know this is like pointing out the ugly deck furniture on the titanic but i think it adds to the fail.
December 24th, 2011
Officely honester. I am serfectly pober…
I only had tee martunis and they didn’t bither me a bot.
See? I can even steek spraighter than you.
December 24th, 2011
Looks like Wal-mart now does taxidermy.
December 24th, 2011
hey WHY will you marry me? I share my alley mattress & bed bugs with you!
December 25th, 2011
Wraub was being funny, bud…
December 26th, 2011
Seems redundant to do that to your vehicle then label it “redneck.”
December 30th, 2011
I saw this exact truck at a Wal-Mart in Virginia!! lol I was lost in a rush of true awe….
January 5th, 2012
Okay, that’s just weird, because a friend linked me to this because I had pictures I’d taken of this exact same truck… in Virginia. Not at Wal-Mart, but a local grocery store.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=335898086438655&l=9d4832cf32
January 10th, 2012
IS THAT “DUCK” TAPE?!
January 27th, 2012
RAINdeer, i dont know if anyones notices, but rain is underlined, so my guess is its a redneck attempt at a joke, raining from the sky and all that
January 30th, 2012
A smashed-up gentle animal with blood spurting all over the place. So funny I forgot to laugh.
Oh wait, maybe it was meant to be manly instead…
July 8th, 2012
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