The Jolly Rancher



I guess you could say he is still in the “Jolly” spirit of Christmas!…Huh? Huh? Right? That hair looks delicious!

Arizona

Rating: 3.5/5 (27 votes cast)

43 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Bernie of Brownsville

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    December 27th, 2011

  2. Bernie of Brownsville

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    December 27th, 2011

  3. BIG Shmooey

    Just you wait until the Cooties crawl down those tresses onto that candy. Just you wait!!!

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    December 27th, 2011

  4. briscocounty

    It’s nice to see they are trying to trim down their doobie habit by weaving candy in their hair instead.

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    December 27th, 2011

  5. JAG

    I’m seriously thinking about printing this picture and showing it to the brothas from the hood, that shop in my store just to see their reaction to it.

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    December 27th, 2011

  6. Ralph

    Those are going to be hell to open with a little hair treatment on ‘em

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    December 27th, 2011

  7. AlanW

    The CandyMan Can, ´cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

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    December 27th, 2011

  8. HATEDINTHENATION

    A girl in the Chicago Public School system showed up to picture day with the same thing, jolly ranchers in her hair. The teacher took a picture and posted it on her FB pagewith the comment,”What was her mother thinking sending her to picture day with candy in her hair.” As a result the mother of the child is suing CPS and the teacher for mental trauma.

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    December 27th, 2011

  9. wille t

    let`s tell a mexican kid he`s a pinata

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    December 27th, 2011

  10. Beefeater

    Sweet weave!

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    December 27th, 2011

  11. Bolts

    CANDY ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    December 27th, 2011

  12. Slop Jar Magoo

    And I thought Medussa had snakes in her hair…….

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    December 27th, 2011

  13. Giving a whole new meaning to the expression: “suck me off!”.

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    December 27th, 2011

  14. Mr MaGoogle

    Oh so ghetto!

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    December 27th, 2011

  15. Ace

    Are they watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers?

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    December 27th, 2011

  16. Ooooo piece of candy. Ooooo piece of candy. Slow down… I want a watermelon one

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    December 27th, 2011

  17. Son of Sam's Club

    mmmm taste like jery curl juice

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    December 27th, 2011

  18. carrie

    A guy that works where I do has those in his hair…..very odd!!!

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    December 27th, 2011

  19. Kermit

    My 10 yr old son put it best when he simply said, “Oh no…”

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    December 27th, 2011

  20. madigan

    I would so have wanted to tap this guy on the shoulder and say “seriously dude, wtf?” But then I would have thought better of it, I mean, here’s a GUY, with candy in his HAIR. Who had no qualms about being seen in PUBLIC….who knows what else he’s capable of?

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    December 27th, 2011

  21. Mark

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    December 27th, 2011

  22. chelsie

    I’m afraid my urge to slap the back of his head would have gotten the best of me.

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    December 27th, 2011

  23. coopster

    Just what you need, more flies in your hair, sexy dude. I bet the women just love fighting the maggots for you.

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    December 27th, 2011

  24. TsukiUsagi

    Oh heck..nibbling on the ears is old school..get a load of this

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    December 27th, 2011

  25. Jen

    His next hairdo will be wearing wads of gum stuck in his hair.

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    December 27th, 2011

  26. LST

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    December 27th, 2011

  27. Count Flatula

    Those are for his purple drank later?

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    December 27th, 2011

  28. Kay

    Hey, food stamps pay for Jolly Ranchers……. not beads….

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    December 28th, 2011

  29. PamD

    We had a wreath that you cut the candy off of…this- well, it’s just plain weird.

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    December 28th, 2011

  30. Wowser

    If he shakes his head “no”, he’s liable to put an eye out!

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    December 28th, 2011

  31. Walking candy dispenser

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    December 29th, 2011

  32. LOL

    So that’s where I put my Jolly Ranchers!

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    December 30th, 2011

  33. Pam

    He’s saving those for his girlfriends pickles!

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    December 31st, 2011

  34. eliza huntback

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwe dudeeeee

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    December 31st, 2011

  35. Noreaster

    Those are “jail beads”! They sell jolly ranchers in commissary – just as good as beads I see!

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    January 1st, 2012

  36. lost

    tell u right now.. i see u at an elementary school im calling the cops lmao

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    January 6th, 2012

  37. Sean

    So how does he shower without those things eventually melting and sticking?

    Or does he shower at all??????????

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    January 13th, 2012

  38. PreTraumatic Stress Disorder

    What makes you think he showers?

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    January 13th, 2012

  39. WHAT?!? No green apple?? I’m sorry, you fail at ghetto if you fail to include green apple. Next time try some Now & Laters and don’t forget the green apple boieeeee……..

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    January 20th, 2012

  40. cathy

    sugar daddy perhaps?

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    January 29th, 2012

  41. mathew tulowetz

    you are a stupid nigger

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    January 29th, 2012

  42. Wingnut

    Look! it’s Loc Dog from South Central!

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    February 6th, 2012

  43. Chelsea

    Ha i freaked out when i saw this i was ringing this guy up when some guy came up and asked to take a picture of his hair cuz it was cool something told me it would end up on here lol

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    February 13th, 2012

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