December 30th, 2011
Chain Gang
You see at first I couldn’t tell if you were a badass or not, because all I had to go off of was your huge nips and mean tattoos but thankfully you pulled that ginormous chain off your boat anchor to wear around your neck so everyone can see that you are indeed a badass….Oh, and I forgot to thank you for posing for this legendary logo.
Maine
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I’m not going to tell him he’s got his overalls on backward. No sir. He looks fine to me. May I go now sir?
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December 30th, 2011
They say it pays to advertise, but I’m a bit confused as to what he’s advertising. The chain may say badass, but it could also say queen of the gym… maybe the tats could clear it up, if I could read them, which I wouldn’t get close enough to do…
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December 30th, 2011
You sure you want to mess with this guy?
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December 30th, 2011
At least he’s modest.
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December 30th, 2011
My what huge nipples you have!!! Seems as though somebody has replaced your steroids with estrogen. LMAO
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December 30th, 2011
This guy is a total douche. I see guys like this all the time and just laugh. Real badasses don’t walk around advertising it. Guys like this don’t even scare small children. All you’d have to do is grab his EASILY ACCESSIBLE GIANT CHAIN and choke his dumb ass to death. Tool.
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December 30th, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA DEEP BREATH….. AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH O GOD CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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December 30th, 2011
Way to advertise he just got out of Prison!
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December 30th, 2011
‘I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. I feel so faaabullous!’
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December 30th, 2011
While taking a closer look at this fine specimen, I noticed, not only does he have larger than life nipples, but he is also carrying a purse! I am thinking it could be a confused person attempting to transition into the opposite sex! Of course I don’t think I would want to be the one to ask he/she!
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December 30th, 2011
Mr. T is looking awfully pale these days.
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December 30th, 2011
Gaydar alert! Anyone who tries that hard to look macho HAS to be queer!
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December 30th, 2011
this guy is prime and ready for a twister
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December 30th, 2011
Does he really think that is sexy? I wonder if he’s the kind of guy that stands in front of a mirror blowing kisses at himself. Bad ass isn’t what I think when I see him. Real bad asses don’t walk around wearing dumb chains and wearing their shirts backwards. You don’t need to show your shit to prove how bad ass you really are.
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December 30th, 2011
And at Christmas, in Maine! OMG where the hell is his coat? I just noticed that it has to be freezing ass cold outside there. OMG its not Florida.
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December 30th, 2011
He’s 90% there. He’s just missing a mullet.
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December 30th, 2011
He’s taking a picture of his bad-ass wad. The next person to check out that camera is going to get a pleasant surprise.
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December 30th, 2011
Dog the Bounty Hunter’s long lost twin brother.
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December 30th, 2011
All that, “badass” is missing is a fanny pack…… there has to be a photo of his woman, she cannot be far (the purse owner) – I’ll be she’s, “Starla” from Napoleon Dynamite, gosh.
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December 30th, 2011
He looks like he’s nursing a littler. Kind of reminds me of Mr. Slave from South Park.
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December 30th, 2011
How is he going to tell time? Someone stole his big clock
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December 30th, 2011
This is Christmas time? in Maine? and he’s wearing a tank top? and no coat? OK, maybe he IS a little badass…………..or just f’king stupid.
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December 30th, 2011
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December 30th, 2011
Great, another guy with muscle implants. He probably had them injected in aisle 3.
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December 30th, 2011
A**hole…
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December 30th, 2011
Now you know why they put Maine way up there away from the rest of us.
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December 30th, 2011
Mr. T-wannabe.
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December 31st, 2011
Only one chance to make a first impression and this guy probably doesn’t have a clue he isn’t making the one he thinks he is.
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December 31st, 2011
Mr Slave, go to walmart and don’t foget the KY.
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December 31st, 2011
Ok let’s see….I think we’ll put u in a 40 DD. O n dnt forget to stop by accessories. They have some nice link hoops to match ur chain. Have a nice day.
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December 31st, 2011
Over-compensating for your small penis much????
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December 31st, 2011
The Gimp from Pulp Fiction out of his S&M garb??
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December 31st, 2011
Everyone is missing the obvious. This is not a badass. However he does have interest in the ass, but not like you might think. NTTAWWT.
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December 31st, 2011
When Chuck Norris saw this, he said “ppsssshhhhiiiiifffffff”
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December 31st, 2011
Narsisissssstic ninny. I think i spelld narcisisssst rong.
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December 31st, 2011
Dog The Bounty Hunter’s other son, “Pit Bull”, needs a new camera to take those special little mirror snapshots of his bad self, so he can post them alllll over the internet.
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steroid abuse affects the brain…
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December 31st, 2011
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January 1st, 2012
Sorry LST, this girl thinks he’s nasty looking! Seriously! I would run! I think he’s creepy looking!
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January 2nd, 2012
Are their REALLY females that think this is good looking??? I think he looks like a macho queer!
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January 2nd, 2012
Muscle shirt…in Maine…in December. The correct answer to that math problem is small, like his weenis
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January 2nd, 2012
You guys have obviously never been to a leather bar. He’s a daddy’s boy!
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January 2nd, 2012
“Crisco, packing tape, battery charger, condoms”…shopping list complete.
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January 2nd, 2012
He is buying a present for his Mom.
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January 2nd, 2012
His steroids use has completely shut down his natural testosterone production. Hence the glaring evidence of estrogen dominance. What you can’t see is that these fools are invariably impotent. Lol
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January 2nd, 2012
“You guys have obviously never been to a leather bar. He’s a daddy’s boy!”
yeah, and won’t real soon either.
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January 2nd, 2012
The Tooth Fairy meets Mr. T
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January 2nd, 2012
“I pick stuff up and i put it down”
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January 2nd, 2012
“Badass”?
This is what the gays call a “Muscle Mary”, He’s a hairdresser on HGH and roids. And to be dressed that way in Maine, his blood pressure and body temp must be off the charts. To the silly women who thinks he’s hot: he wouldn’t be interested in you, ladies, and he’s impotent besides.
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January 2nd, 2012
Muscle beach queer boy.
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January 2nd, 2012
Oldlegodad,Really?It’s a shame you you don’t know any better then to call someone a queer.
He’s not what I would go for but I’v seen much worse at Walmart!
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January 2nd, 2012
I pick things up, I put them down
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January 2nd, 2012
What the gays call ” A Muscle Mary”
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January 3rd, 2012
Forget the chain, anyone else notice how pointy those nips are?
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January 3rd, 2012
“So say we all.”
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January 3rd, 2012
Fanny pack is in the kid seat in the cart
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January 4th, 2012
He is SOOOOOOO EXCITED his nipples are standing
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January 5th, 2012
Pretty sure this guy is a major douche bag.
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January 6th, 2012
All of the commenters have missed the mark on this. This guy is not straight – he’s gay. He’s into the sub-set of a group of leather men. They regularly wear chains around their necks. Also, the big nips are a huge give-away to having been worked over with a “snake bite kit” and/or a pump kit. Bet you dollar-to-donuts, he hangs in the local leather bar. Also, he’s a Daddy’s Boy. Jeesh – straight people. LOL
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January 6th, 2012
His nipples look like grapes. EW!
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January 6th, 2012
Gay porn star – wannabe !
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January 7th, 2012
I think he’s hot! He looks very handsome and he has an amazing body!!!!
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January 7th, 2012
Um, girls, BTW
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January 7th, 2012
He might be gay. Just check out TitanMen.com and you will know what I mean.
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January 7th, 2012
OMG I see this guy and his ‘friends’ at my gym all the time (Portland ME).
They are gay gay gay!!! NTTAWWT! lolmao!!
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January 8th, 2012
Some things just need covered up.
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January 9th, 2012
Dude looks like a villain from an early 90′s movie. Or possibly he is from a classic SNES beat ‘em up like Final Fight.
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January 9th, 2012
Hey, I’ve had kids and I’m in my 50s but my nips don’t point south like those! Yikes!
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January 11th, 2012
This guy thought he was watching “What not to wear” during a Dog the Bounty Hunter marathon.
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January 16th, 2012
to those who think he is strait… WOW
muscle mary, gym queen … whatever you want to call it, his tits have been worked and milked to death…
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January 19th, 2012
to those who think he is strait… WOW
queer as a three dollar bill… not my taste, but to each their own
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January 19th, 2012
I pick things up, and put them down
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January 26th, 2012
Hot
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January 29th, 2012
He’s not bad he just thinks he is. I agree totally Gay and real tough guys don’t have to do any advertising.
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February 20th, 2012
I think this Chain Gang is one sexy hunk.
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February 21st, 2012
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