Going bald with dignity…..you’re doing it wrong.
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No problem, He’s just prematurely multicolored.
December 30th, 2011
It’s been said if you wear all black it makes you look like you have more hai………..r, um,uhhh….. never mind scratch that.
Hee hee hee. I love this $9.95 hair piece. Nobody can tell I’m bald.
Has anyone seen my pet tarantula?
It’s the Toupe Ninja!
one foot over the edge
12-pak Budweiser + Clairol Flame Red = Conversation “piece”.
“I’m not just president of the Roadkill Toupee Salon, I’m also a client.”
They must have been out of neon pink at the toupee shop.
Hey at least this guys toupee is removable..I knew this man who went to my church that had one permanently attached! One day we saw him balding and and shiny the next he walks in with a full head of hair and not only did it not match his natural hair he had left but you could see the underside of the toupee where it met his forehead…I saw him again 10 years later, he’s in his 70′s now and still sporting that toupee..wow that glue holds!!
The toupe and that guy are bound together by symbiosis.
Maybe the color matched when he bought it, but those days are long gone. Not only is it the wrong color, but his hair has receded until there’s a “high tide” line all the way around.
This style is the in thing. If the wig fits wear it like you stole it. His hair stylist just doesn’t know how to color blend.
I’d have to be pretty drunk to see if that carpet matched the drapes
Ralahinn1, If the carpet matches THOSE drapes, he probably ought to see a doctor.
December 31st, 2011
HE;s queer, WHO cares?
This guy follows the philosophy of “if it looks good from the front, then the rest must be great, too”…
@ Simulated Sanity:
If that looks good to him from the front, then this guy’s got other problems, too.
We’re having a cold snap up here – he’s just trying to prevent brain freeze with his daughter’s hallowe’en wig.
January 1st, 2012
The golf course wants the divot back
January 2nd, 2012
He asked his hair stylest for the ole shithead look.
Holy crap, it’s Reverend Putty from Moral Orel. O_o
hee hee at Cynic
January 3rd, 2012
Well, POWM is about folks who are too clueless, lazy or in denial about what looks good. Not only on them, but on ANYONE.
I guess this guy never watched Star Trek Next Generation and figured the shaved head of Cpt. Picard might work for him too.
It would have.
wow … I used to work with this guy little over 5 years ago, not only does it look horrible but, it smells like there is still some squirrel meat attached to the pelt!
this made my decade … I always wished this site was around when I worked at that store. DREAMS COME TRUE!!!
May 16th, 2012
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Mort from the tv show “Bob’s Burgers?”
June 2nd, 2012