January 3rd, 2012
Coo Coo For Raccoons
I knew Walmart bought wholesale but do they really needs to start cutting out every middle man and buy directly from the source? I spend the extra couple bills on my coon skin hat so I don’t have to make it myself, thank you.
South Dakota
Coo Coo For Raccoons,
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Now THAT’S a coon skin cap!
January 3rd, 2012
that is sick and just wrong..
January 3rd, 2012
now that puts new meaning to storage rack
January 3rd, 2012
Really in SD. This is something u would expect to see in Arkansas. And just pray they are not grocery shopping.
January 3rd, 2012
LOL!!! South Dakota?? And they call us Arkansans “redneck”…. wow. I’m surprised the local chapter of PETA didn’t descend from helicopters and take this person into custody. hehehehe…funny.
January 3rd, 2012
Thats discusting. There is no other way to describe that, its simply discusting and those people are f-ed up in the head, big time.
January 3rd, 2012
I guarantee those folks are NOT sitting in any street whining about being the the 99%!
January 3rd, 2012
I bet their trash cans are safe hahaha
January 3rd, 2012
Thats awesome a good night in coon hunting,theres nothing disgusting about it racoons are a major pest and breed like rabbits,if you think they are cute move to the country and try to have a garden and chickens! They can kill dogs,cats and any poultry you might have!
January 3rd, 2012
Kscorpio, you forgot something – coons are delicious!
January 3rd, 2012
Well that’s one way to make sure nobody steals your vehicle.
January 3rd, 2012
Pepsi and flybait. Racoons love it and can lay off ot if. They don’t make it 10 ft once they have had it.
January 3rd, 2012
But why make a pit stop with those rotting on your car?
January 3rd, 2012
C’mon, man. Look closely. Photoshopped to hell.
January 3rd, 2012
I’m all for killing coons they are nasty, destructive, disease carrying creatures. But those are DEAD ANIMALS on top of a minivan in a Walmart parking lot…they should at least take the time to remove them before going shopping. NASTY
January 3rd, 2012
Maybe they’re just sleeping, right?
January 3rd, 2012
Where are those PETA freaks when you really need them?
January 3rd, 2012
They are not dead. They are the coon Occupy group.
January 3rd, 2012
Not for animal cruelty at all:-( I raised a couple baby reccoons I and they were surprisingly intelligent animals..They were able to be litter trained and very human friendly..It was a great experience to get the chance to understand and work up close with them:-)
January 3rd, 2012
Future serial killers!! The say they start of slow , starting with small animals:(
January 3rd, 2012
thtas gross & wrong…these people are pretty much poachers (you cant eat raccoon) in which last time i checked was against the law everywhere!!
January 3rd, 2012
They also love antifreeze.
January 3rd, 2012
This is really disturbing. I don’t mind the super gross pix of disgusting human beings but this is heartbreaking. Doesn’t this kind of stuff upset children? I’m an adult and this has just ruined my day.
I hope that one day humans destroy one another and the planet goes back to the animals, just like it did at Chernobyl!
This is not just hunting – this is the product of sick individual! He should be attached to a chain and dragged behind his stupid minivan all around the parking lot!
January 3rd, 2012
Hate to pull out the race card, but isn’t killing that many coons considered a hate crime?
January 3rd, 2012
Don’t hate–that’s Cletus and Brandine’s New Year’s dinner feast!
January 3rd, 2012
I love me some rakins, great lovers.
January 3rd, 2012
If my biggest accomplishment in life was driving a minivan and killing a batch of raccoons I think I would try to keep my inadequacy to myself.
January 3rd, 2012
Raccoons are serial killers, they will come back night after night until they have killed off your entire flock of geese or hutch of rabbits.
January 3rd, 2012
If you think the hood is bad.. I wonder what would fall out of the van when you slide the door open?
January 3rd, 2012
my hubby used to coon hunt. we put the INSIDE his vehicle. they are destructive little demons and if you don’t hunt them they will just multiply and multiply. and they DO NOT taste good. if there is a limit on a nights hunt i think they are over it. great hunt though
January 3rd, 2012
Get a car carrier for Chrissake and put them in a bag in the carrier. How gross can you get? Nobody wants to look at that on the highway OR in a WalMart parking lot!
January 3rd, 2012
Are they dead?
January 3rd, 2012
Just like the good old days when we used to load up dead coons and parade them through town after our linching parties.
January 3rd, 2012
There is no limit in most states on how many you can trap, or there was a heck of a good night picking up road kill. Maybe he was going in to buy a new skinning knife or some taco kits to make ground coon tacos. They will be hungry after a day of skinnin & stretching. lol
January 3rd, 2012
I’m sorry to read so many negative comments about another species that has just as much right to exist as we do. They have their place in nature, just as the wolf, the fox, the op possum, the bear, the turkey, the deer, etc.
I would not want to live in the world some people seem to desire, where only people and domesticated animals live. What a shame some people cannot see beyond their greed, and their pocket book. I had a raccoon spend a couple weeks under my porch before he moved on. He would come up and sit in front of our glass storm door and watch us. I would put my finger on the glass and he would place his paw on the other side of the glass where my finger was. They are cute, and intelligent.
January 3rd, 2012
Dinner?
January 3rd, 2012
Something isn’t quite right with that photo. Exactly HOW are those raccoons secured to the top of that minivan? When it moves, they’re all going to slide off.
January 3rd, 2012
What if the mini van is so full of coon that he had to start stacking them on top? *shivers
January 3rd, 2012
“Alright, Rocky, on three….Everybody in thru the sunroof!”
January 3rd, 2012
This HAS to be a joke played on the employee who had to work at night and not go on the hunt with their buddies. “See what we did while you had to work!”
January 3rd, 2012
@APERSON
@JAMORY
Maybe they had to stop to pick up a knife sharpener or new knife and the rest of ingredients for raccoon stew
January 3rd, 2012
Racoon is tasty if prepped right!
January 3rd, 2012
Hey Honey, the truck’s in the shop – mind if I take the minivan today? Don’t worry, I’ll have it back in time for you to pick up the kids from daycare.
January 3rd, 2012
Absolutely disgusting and barbaric. It’s bad enough that they have to hunt, but to die the corpses of the poor animals to the top of their car and go out in public for all to see it? Savages…
January 3rd, 2012
What is it coon mating season ? Dude get a job and leave those little critters alone……it’s cheaper to buy food then hunt it. The most expensive meat you can get is deer meat…600.00 gun, 2000.00 hunting dues, 1200.00 in exp. to go to the hunting camp and plant green fields…6000.00 old jeep to get you there…see just buy your food and save money
January 3rd, 2012
That is disgusting!!!!
January 3rd, 2012
I don’t care that they hunt the coons. I don’t care that they take the dead coons home. I don’t care if they eat the dead coons, and I don’t really care if they do a few other things with the coons in the privacy of their own dwellings.
But I don’t want to see or share any of it, or try to explain it to my kids.
January 3rd, 2012
Maybe they put giant sticky traps on top of the minivan last night. Now they’re in Walmart buying “un-du” or Goo-Off or whatever that crap is that removes sticky labels.
January 3rd, 2012
This is a classic photo shop picture that many send to this site. Look at the clean edges around the raccoons. They are hairy creatures and as such the edges of their fur would appear rough in a real picture. Nice try though.
January 3rd, 2012
I have one word VELCRO !
January 3rd, 2012
@ VENRNE
It’s a matter of personal taste. I’ve eaten them. Many friends and relatives I know love them. I guess it’s like KSCORPIO says. I’ve had some that wasn’t too bad stewed in a gravy sauce but most have had a sweet taste that I don’t like in meat. Same with bear meat. I live in the country and they are real pests here. They try every year to get in my attic for the winter. In Michigan they are legal to kill year around if they are causing or “about to cause” trouble. Around here they ALL have THAT look in their eyes. I just know they are going to cause problems. Soooo……… boom!
January 3rd, 2012
The f*ck thats just nasty
January 3rd, 2012
Imagine how delicately the person describing this scene would have to step in a multiracial audience? I’m just say’in
January 3rd, 2012
Sad to say that this pic is not photo shopped. Anyone with a good eye can see the shadows. It is a sad thing when a grown man needs to compensate for his “Short comings” by killing something smaller and weaker than him , not to mention, unarmed, in order for him to feel like a man.
January 3rd, 2012
Did he secure them with velcro?
January 3rd, 2012
raccoons are viscous rabies carrying rodents. Explain this to your kids? give me a break, get over yourself. Take this opportunity to teach your little spawn about the food chain and how humans are at the top. Or maybe the next time you step on a cockroach in your kitchen you might want to hide your kids eyes, wouldn’t want them traumatized. a life is a life isn’t it? Why should one pest get a free pass when another does not? Freaking liberals.
January 3rd, 2012
I can only hope someone shoots this piece of shit, that is sick.
January 3rd, 2012
First of all, it’s cold in SD. The carcasses are not rotting because they are froze. Secondly, this guy has probably spent hours taking care of his traps and checking them. Thirdly, it’s a source of income for many people. He’s probably got several $100′s on top of his vehicle. Finally, I don’t think PETA even exists in SD where every other truck in this state has a rifle for hunting in it.
This is NOT a photoshopped picture. A friend of mine posted another picture of this vehicle about a week ago at another location in the same city.
January 3rd, 2012
“Daniel was hot…he drew first the shot, and Rocky collapsed in the corner.”
January 3rd, 2012
To the bleeding hearts that say “Oh, someone killed those poor defenseless animals to make themselves feel more like a man”, I say “blow it out your ass!” As others have stated, as cute as they are,. racoons are disease carrying, oversized rodents. And a real man would have no problem eliminating the risk to their children and family pets. They are known to kill cats and small dogs. This guy did his family and neighbors a big favor.
As for leaving the bodies atop his van while going to Wallyworld where small kids who don’t understand could see them, he gets an F.
January 3rd, 2012
Hey Red Raider…come over here to COMPTON CALIFORNIA and tell that joke. Then it would be funny
January 3rd, 2012
Walmart folk sure funny a funny sense of humor. The ol’ poisoned family o’ coons on the van roof top trick.
January 3rd, 2012
OMG….this site is so racist….talking about killing and dead coons !!!
January 3rd, 2012
Coons – it’s what’s for dinner.
January 3rd, 2012
Wally World has Racoon Helper on sale, so this guy will be having a great big feast.
January 3rd, 2012
Raccoons ate 90% of my sweet corn this year. I see space for a couple more on that van.
January 3rd, 2012
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH NYCRED714 !!
& To whoever it was that said raccoon was delicious? Whatever. When was the last time you ate it??
Someone should have called the police & the owner of the van should have been arrested. There is NO POSSIBLE EXCUSE for this!!
January 3rd, 2012
YOU TELL EM’ CHARLIE!! Maybe some of these animals hunters need a gun pointed at them & see how they like it.
January 3rd, 2012
Some people love animals so much they like to keep them around. I suprised that the police didn’t get him in trouble. Or animal control get this guy or did they?
January 3rd, 2012
The Caravan Roadkill Limited Edition.
January 3rd, 2012
Racoon, the other white meat.
January 4th, 2012
People who think this is sick, cruel, whatever would change their mind if they started to regularly have trouble with those destructive bastards.
Also, I wonder how many of those who object to this wouldn’t have as much of a problem with it if it wasn’t something cute and fuzzy.
January 4th, 2012
They would make a beautiful coat!
January 4th, 2012
A dead coon….is a good coon.
January 4th, 2012
just because you ‘muricans arent able to out-smart a raccoon, doesnt give you the right to slaughter them. how well a society respects other sapient, sentient beings denotes the level of its development.
and, no dumbass, theyre not rodents, theyre procyonids.
January 4th, 2012
I’d like to know what’s holding them all up there. Superglue? I don’t see any straps or cords tying them up there.
January 5th, 2012
Oh come on…I know that is South Dakota but there has to be some kind of law against that.
January 5th, 2012
that looks photoshopped to me.
January 5th, 2012
I’m sorry, but that is just wrong.
I thought this was “People Of Walmart” Not “Look At The Dead Animals” of Walmart…
January 5th, 2012
All you people getting upset over the deaths of these raccoons make me sick. You whine over a bunch of rodents being killed but have no qualms about 1000′s of cows, chickens, fish and lambs being killed daily for you to eat. or wear their flesh. Even the make-up you women wear comes from animals.
January 5th, 2012
I grew up in the country. People were not as sentimental about animals there. Cats & dogs were pets sure, but they also had jobs to do and earned their keep. No free rides. Deer, raccoons, squirrels, possums, whatever, also weren’t sentimentalized, depending on the species, they were food, skins and/or sources of extra income. Most families had at least one rifle/shotgun for hunting, protection (against the 4 legged AND 2 legged varieties of varmints) or scaring them off.
I don’t hunt – don’t want to kill anything if I don’t need to, but don’t have any issue with others hunting. There are laws that govern it and protections in place for various species. People have a right to find it distasteful, but to suggest that those people that don’t agree with your beliefs be killed, smacks of fanatical extremism (can we say “Al-Qaeda”) and is frightening to me.
January 5th, 2012
this is not bad i live in idaho land of the bunny ball and have gone to wally world with a 10 weel dump truck full of jack rabits for all of 2 hours work and wallmart sells ammo and you dont want that shit in the van geting fleas and ticks were you kids ride they are very smart you dumb tree hugin peace loveing jack ass city dorks grow a pair and realise how the world works
January 6th, 2012
We actually parked across the way from this van, and we took pictures too! It is not a photo-shopped photo, I actually have a couple of pictures on my phone of this exact same van! We couldn’t figure out how they were strapped on there, but, like my husband said, drive slow and they won’t fall off! We went through the store keeping an eye out for someone who would do this, hoping to see someone who looked like The Clampett’s, but no such luck. When we came out, the van was gone. Disgusting, yes, repulsive, yes, but hunting happens! If one doesn’t like it, look the other way!
January 7th, 2012
I hand raised & bottle fed my pet raccoon who is now almost 4 yrs old, lives in our home, litter trained & a very clean, smart & affectionate animal. Aside from this being extremely appropriate in a parking lot, I have extreme hate & disgust for the bastard who did this.
January 7th, 2012
Look at those raccoons on the van. Nope, Chuck Testa
January 7th, 2012
Hate to be behind that vehicle when it goes past a speed bump!!!
January 7th, 2012
that’s disgusting! okay they might be pests but are still living things
January 9th, 2012
Disney’s plan for Raccoons On Ice rapidly collapsed with the death of cast.
January 9th, 2012
Let’s try this again:
Disney’s plan for Raccoons On Ice rapidly collapsed with the death of the cast.
January 9th, 2012
When I first moved from the city to the country, I thought deer, raccoons, squirrels, etc. were just so damn cute. The raccoons eat the food I put out for the cats (can go through 5 lbs of kibble a night!), the deer eat the roses and other ornamental flowers, the squirrels have eaten my power line, my phone line, and the wiring in two trucks. I don’t think they’re cute anymore.
I support wildlife management through hunting. The hunters I know eat what they kill. I think the van in the picture looks nice and warm, as anyone/anything dressed in fur would be. I think the owner of the van is well fed.
PETA types, know that there are more of them than us. They will be here long after we are gone.
January 9th, 2012
THATS HOW WE DO IT HER IN SOUTH DAKOTER!!!!!!
January 10th, 2012
Seriously – 3.0 stars? What bunk. That pic is awesome, should be at least a 4.0. Too many people got offended — people, that’s when you’re supposed to give high scores! Sheesh.
January 19th, 2012
@Jeff, this picture is not a photoshop picture! I love in SF, SD and the WalMart I use is where this person parked. It was kind of a big deal when people saw the mini-van, I got so man picture texts. I’m 22 and this is the very first time we have seen racoons on top of a vehicle, it is typical to see deer and not on top of a minivan!
I’m not going to lie though, we Sioux Fallians are big hunters, mot usually for coons, though!
January 21st, 2012
Thats the davie crockett of minivans
January 26th, 2012
WHAT THE FRUCK IS THAT?!!??!?!? a) wrong b) backwoods trash c) how are they staying on the truck???
February 1st, 2012
Seriously, if any of you has had the opportunity to travel eastern SD roads you would notice that there are dead racoons EVERYWHERE on the side of the road!! I am from the western part of the state and we were in eastern SD last October and could not get over the fact that there were so many of these critters on the roadside!! I am betting that this person was just picking up roadkill!!!!
February 1st, 2012
Dodge Coon-avan?
February 3rd, 2012
American answer to a seal hunt? Hey aren’t they all cute and cuddley
February 9th, 2012
I would think one would have to be very, very careful talking about this while shopping in a Wal-Mart (if this was real, but it is not).
“Hey honey, when I went to the car to get your purse I saw a bunch of coons.”
“Did you see that car out in the parking lot, with a bunch of coons laying on the roof, of all things.”
“Wow, I never seen so many coons in one place.”
“Those coons look disgusting.”
“Looks like some guy had a good night trapping coons.”
“I’d like to find the owner of that car in the parking lot. I want to know if I need a license to hunt coons.”
February 17th, 2012
who sais its a guy? O.0
February 23rd, 2012
Wow south dakota for you i think this is in my home town That Sh*ts the bomb love coon hunting make good money and their not F-ed up in the head they are making good money
February 28th, 2012
The vehicular mascot for CreepyPasta.
February 28th, 2012
I told you not to feed them varmits Ethel!
March 7th, 2012
You bring those into Walmart and you get a 10 cent deposit.
March 15th, 2012
I don’t get what’s so bad about this, sure they should have unloaded the top of the van before going to walmart, but this is obviously early morning after a good night coon hunting. as others have stated coons are nothing but diseased, nasty annoying pests. And any of you pansy ass animal lovers need to shut up. You are not smarter than everyone else. If you have a rat in your house wouldn’t you want to get rid of it. Its the same with people who live in the country, only they are on our property eating our pets food, killing our chickens and getting int the trash. I used to hunt coons with a buddy of mine, and one night the alternator went out in my truck, soi we used my friends moms van. That’s hunting in style, power sliding doors to let the dog out and in, plus the dog doesn’t have to sit in the back of the truck when its cold out. We not only hunted them on our property but also on other farmers property cause they were eating all their corn, killing animals, just being a pest. Sometimes we would end up 30 miles from home and 10 miles from town. We stopped plenty of times to get more 22 shells before going back home to unload our kill.
March 22nd, 2012
That was my neighbors boyfriend, i think we all know what his hobby was.
March 26th, 2012
I’m always amused by the self-righteousness of people who give others a hard time for the killing of animals. Animals die all the time because of the lifestyle we have, but actually do the killing and people get pissed. If you can’t accept death as a necessity for your life, accept that blood is constantly on your hands, you’re pretty immature. Seriously, kill something, preferably mammalian. See what it feels like. If you’re going to have a lifestyle that depends on death (which is everyone, including vegans and vegetarians, however much they’d like to pretend otherwise), you should know what it feels like to kill.
Besides, it’s not like it’s covered with baby seals or wolf cubs, or anything that’s actually endangered. Raccoons are like squirrels, coyotes, and many pests who actually benefit from humans and experience huge boons to their populations with humans around.
I’m kinda surprised this is from Sioux Falls. As the largest city in the state, it isn’t exactly “backwoods.”
March 31st, 2012
Thats where my damn raccoon’s went
June 5th, 2012
this is actually my friends van. no lie. this isnt photo shopped and ive been with him coon hunting. its totally legal in SD here and i was proud of our haul. these skins bring in a solid 20 bucks a piece and it puts extra cash in my pocket, considering were all just college guys. plus we needed ammo and walmart is cheap!
August 26th, 2012
I hope raccoon hats come back in style. Instead of a receding hair line, more men should wear a raccoon hat that has the colorful tail that dangles down the back.
October 15th, 2012
Ya know, I bet the interior of the mini van is incredibly warm in the winter months.
October 27th, 2012
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