October 8th, 2009
Not So Tighty Not So Whitey
I guess he thought he could roll his underwear over his pants and use them as a belt…didn’t work.
Utah
I guess he thought he could roll his underwear over his pants and use them as a belt…didn’t work.
Utah
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Ugh! So no to crack! Thats just wrong in so many ways
October 8th, 2009
Wow what some people will do for some attention! LOL
October 8th, 2009
STAGED! Shit like this make me forget all about http://www.peopleofwalmart.com.
October 8th, 2009
Oh good god! When you give him some bleach to whiten those things, give me some for my eyes please!
October 8th, 2009
Someone needs some better wiping skills…. ew…
October 8th, 2009
thank god I already ate
October 8th, 2009
Oh no save him, he’s on crack!
October 8th, 2009
Do you have any more bleach left, I could use some after seeing the dark side of the moon
October 8th, 2009
Ugh! When you give him some bleach to whiten those things, can you give me some for my eyes please!?
October 8th, 2009
MMMM HERSHEY SYRUP
October 8th, 2009
Ughhhh I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
October 8th, 2009
Learn to Wipe your ass, BEFORE you go out in public!!!
October 8th, 2009
Holy Crack Batman, I hope he wiped!
October 8th, 2009
Uflglfg! (I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
October 8th, 2009
EWWW!!! is that chunks of dung? Good God man walmart aint the place to pick up your next boyfriend
October 8th, 2009
good candidate for a wedgie.
October 8th, 2009
Crack Kills !
October 8th, 2009
Can’t he feel the breeze on his crack? EEWW!!!!
October 8th, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’m blind!!!!!!
October 8th, 2009
Howdy – My name’s Ben – Ben Dover.
October 8th, 2009
Maybe he was just trying to air that nasty a** rash he’s got *gag*
October 8th, 2009
oh GAG…gag…GAG!
October 8th, 2009
He is wearing brown pants and blue shirt, which means he probably works at this walmart and viewable on a weekly basis!
October 8th, 2009
Behold the Crack of Doom!
The most surprising thing is that he ever wears underwear.
October 8th, 2009
*shudders*
October 8th, 2009
Oh My God there is a zit!
October 8th, 2009
OMG, that’s the most disgusting ass i’ve ever seen. I want to un-see it so bad. Ditto the comments about throwing up a little. Ugh…
*runs off to look for eye bleach, brain bleach, whatever!*
October 8th, 2009
he is probably buying fly spray, all the while wondering why there are so many carrion flies buzzing him constantly.
And those aren’t roaches climbing up his legs, they are dung beetles.
October 8th, 2009
Looks like he has skidmarks on his ass!!!
October 8th, 2009
Holy Crack, Buttman!
October 8th, 2009
Somebody call a Plumber ????
October 8th, 2009
Hopefully he picked up some spackle while he was there.
October 8th, 2009
“….oh, yeah, and a tube of preparation H. that’ll do me.. thanks ! “
October 8th, 2009
The jury is still out on this guy >>. Either that fat crack could be used to smuggle in several famlies of illegal mexicans or they just found where Jimmy Hoffa dissappeared to.. This pic also makes me want to listen to the Sponge Bob song Tightey Whities
October 8th, 2009
I’m sure he just couldn’t get his pants to go any higher on his wide ass.
I hope he’s buying some new pants… Or at least a longer shirt… =/
October 8th, 2009
CRACK IS WACK-and nauseating. Blech!
October 8th, 2009
If this doesn’t make you hurl, nothing will.
October 8th, 2009
Like Whitney said. “Crack is whack”
October 8th, 2009
I think I just threw up in my mouth. Ugh
October 8th, 2009
staged. seriously, who would do that? “dude, i’m going to pull my pants down and you quick, take a picture. It’ll be hilarious!”
October 8th, 2009
Now that is just GROSS!!
October 8th, 2009
Is that diaper rash?
October 8th, 2009
That is soooo NASTY!
October 8th, 2009
I highly doubt this is staged…them undies are way too slack and dirty!! OMG, do you not feel a draft??
October 8th, 2009
Ew, its all pimply…have I looked to closely if the pimples are what I noticed? lol. SOoooo gross
October 8th, 2009
Nothing less is expected at Wal Mart…
This guy is perfect example to normal folks to stay the hell out of that store.
October 8th, 2009
Could he not feel a breeze?
October 8th, 2009
Apparently he has listened to Right Said Fred WAAAAYY too much if he thinks he’s too sexy to cover that thing up!
October 8th, 2009
C’mon ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is with Walfart shoppers??!?!?!?!?!?!
This is gross – although its in Utah, so……..
Too bad he’s not in the hunting section – easy target….closest to the middle wins!
ew, sorry,….
October 8th, 2009
GROSS! Even his underware looks dirty. Nasty!!!
October 8th, 2009
B * L * E * T * C * H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 8th, 2009
What are the odds this gentleman is a virgin? ( farm animals excluded)
October 8th, 2009
what the problem ….he just in line for Walmart’s new penicillin shot program . !
October 8th, 2009
SEE WHY CANT WE HAVE A PIC OF A SEXY ASS GIRLS ASS ON THIS SITE..I MEAN IT WOULD FIT RITE? CUZ IT NOT CONSIDER APPORIPATE THAT THAT THICK WOMAN BOOTY IS HANGIN OUT BUT IT WOULD ALSO BE SEXY SO REALLY EVERYONE WOULD LIKE IT EXCEPT FOR THE GAYS BUT WHO CARE SO I WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT TO WAL MART AND FIND A SEXY GIRL AND TAKE A PIC OF DAT BOOTY HANGIN OUT AND POST IT HERE
October 8th, 2009
If you wear recycled underwear, is it ‘going green’ or ‘going brown’?
October 8th, 2009
He might be too fat to reach back there and correct his problem…
Or wipe.
October 8th, 2009
OMG! He’s so NOT getting near my plumbing!
October 8th, 2009
Stick this guy in a plastic bubble, he’s RAMPANT with disease!
Did he shart himself?
October 8th, 2009
DEAR GOD THIS IS SO WRONG! MADE ME WANT TO THROW UP!!! SERIOUSLY WASH YOUR DAMN CLOTHES
October 8th, 2009
Just a hint: “Bleach in eyes” and “I threw up in my mouth” are both very, very tired. Stop.
October 8th, 2009
NOW would be the time for the caption:
‘Good old-fashioned ignorance’
October 8th, 2009
HOLY HELL!!! Gimme an 1 1/2 firehose and a tazer….I’m not takin’ any chances!! I’m sure Greenpeace is around somewhere, let them take custody!!
October 8th, 2009
Jesus H. Effing Christ, holy mother of pearl, dear jeebus, there go my eyes, my lunch, and my stomach. Holy Chicago. I am going to have nightmares about that. That is one major biohazard. Has anyone contacted the CDC yet?
October 8th, 2009
STAGED!
October 8th, 2009
I don’t think those are pimples, I think it is the remnants of shit he didn’t wipe off …
October 8th, 2009
Blue smock top.
Wally world employee of the month! Well, make that ‘of all-time’!
October 8th, 2009
For fun, somebody should swipe a debit card in there. Just not MY debit card.
October 8th, 2009
I saw something similar to this at a Wegman’s, but the view was much cleaner.
October 8th, 2009
J A M B Y !!
October 8th, 2009
I saw something similar to this at a Wegman’s, but the view was much cleaner. Guess that’s the difference between upscale grocery stores and WM.
October 8th, 2009
Great….now I have Pink Floyd ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ stuck in my head……
October 8th, 2009
I can smell his crack through my computer screen….Nasty!!!
October 8th, 2009
I think job one is cleaning the feces off this thing.
October 8th, 2009
or better yet:
J A M B Y ‘uncovered’. News at 10.
October 8th, 2009
You’re supposed to digest the candy bars before you SHAT them out!
October 8th, 2009
This is a prime example of Whitus Thrashus Primens…
October 8th, 2009
That’ll teach me to eat an early lunch.
October 8th, 2009
And just when I misplaced my eye-bleach PoWM posts this crack…
Uhhhggggg!
October 8th, 2009
This guy has some kind of skin disease! I can’t tell from the picture if it’s herpes, impitigo, bad case of crabs, staph,…. the list could go on . He would be the kind to boink the woman from West Virginia with the pink thin strapped blouse. Gross.
October 8th, 2009
Damn, and I was just about to eat lunch too…
October 8th, 2009
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
October 8th, 2009
I believe that would be the remains of a shart eruption…
October 8th, 2009
AHHHH HELLL NAH POLICALLY INCORRECT DAT AINT ME YALL NEED 2 STOP HATIN YALL WILL NEVA SEE MY PIC ON DIS WEBSITE MAINE I DRESS FLY ALL DA TIME SEE ME IN GUCCI NIGGA
October 8th, 2009
Scientists discover large ring around Uranus.
October 8th, 2009
Cleanup on aisle 10!
October 8th, 2009
It’s official. I’m bulimic.
October 8th, 2009
The Crack Cocaine Makers of America just called. They said they now regret not going with their other choice of names: Maggot-Infested Homeless Whore Vagina.
October 8th, 2009
Read my lips”no new taxes”.
October 8th, 2009
The only good thing about this? He is in Utah, not Oklahoma.
October 8th, 2009
The Crack Cocaine Makers of America just called. They said they now regret not going with their other choice of names: Maggot-Infested Homeless Corpse Vagina.
October 8th, 2009
Imagine being a proctologist and having this guy saunter in for a colonoscopy. That would qualify for hazard pay and probably require the instruments be disposed of by thermonuclear bomb detonation.
October 8th, 2009
Sweet Jesus. Theres mold growing between his buns. Or maybe its just melted chocolate he forgot he stashed..
October 8th, 2009
I SEE WHY HE’S WEARING BROWN PANTS…
October 8th, 2009
It’s quite a ventriloquist actually.
October 8th, 2009
That’s actually the head cashier.
October 8th, 2009
My God !!! that thing has a bigger “Goatee” than mine.
October 8th, 2009
Senior Wences new friend has a dialogue with his hand.
October 8th, 2009
Now that is just nasty. Almost a full moon.
October 8th, 2009
OMG I just had a thought… What if he works in the service deli! OH EWWWWWWWW!
October 8th, 2009
oh c’mon I just ate , please respect my lunch!
October 8th, 2009
Excuse me, can you tell me where to find the toilet paper, and a new table cloth so I can make it into underpants…I seemed to have soiled mine.
October 8th, 2009
By far, the absolute worst picture on this site.
October 8th, 2009
He’s lucky some half-blind little old lady didnt come by on a wal mart scooter and slide her credit card between his asscheeks, thinking it was the credit reader. Unless that’s exactly what he was going for.
October 8th, 2009
The down side of rolling back prices.
October 8th, 2009
Looks like he fell on his as and cracked it. Well I don’t know about you but it has me cracking up. What do you expect from a cracker, probably on some kind of crack or something. Do you know what else he bought at Walmart… that’s right Cracker Jacks!
October 8th, 2009
Looks like he fell on his as and cracked it. Well I don’t know about you but it has me cracking up. What do you expect from a cracker, probably on some kind of crack or something. Do you know what else he bought at Walmart… that’s right Cracker Jacks!
October 8th, 2009
OK. Now I am washing my eyes out with bleach.
October 8th, 2009
Good Lawd, at least clean your butt if your going to flash it in public.
GROSS! Ugh.
October 8th, 2009
Geeezus – its the ass that ate Utah…Now available at your local Wal-Mart Video department. Effing Hell!!!
October 8th, 2009
To lazy to stand up and sift through his wallet
Doesn’t wipe well with others
Does laundry in the river
Ate Chipotle for lunch [i see corn]
Front of shirt reads ” I SHARTED! “
October 8th, 2009
That zit prolly has poop on it!
October 8th, 2009
EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where’s the eye bleach?!?!??!
October 8th, 2009
WM Cashier: “Did you find everything?”
Creepy Guy; “Yeah, I don’t know… Do you reckon I need some there Desitin for this, or some of that AcneFree you carry? Hold on… ((bends over)). There, you see that? Which do you think I need?
October 8th, 2009
Umm….. is he an Employee???
October 8th, 2009
Serious just threw up in my mouth…
October 8th, 2009
Things have been seen that need to be UNSEEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
October 8th, 2009
I don’t feel so good. Yuk!
October 8th, 2009
Ya know, sometimes there’s a fine line on this site between hilarious and just plain SAD. This guy looks like he has zero self respect, apparently doesn’t shower, clearly doesn’t wash his clothes, and makes ignorant food choices, part of a nation of obese Cargill feed lot zombies. Or maybe he’s mooning all of us WalMart voyeurs on purpose.
October 8th, 2009
You know, they sell underwear at Walmart… cheap!
Let’s all pray that’s what he was there to buy.
October 8th, 2009
I think you’ve crossed the line now.
October 8th, 2009
Jesus what is this guy doing? OMG i hope it’s not a super wal-mart, and this pig putting his gross crap stained body allover the belt. Then you come after he goes and put you bananas or apples on it……………VOMIT
October 8th, 2009
You know the dried crap on his cheeks have to itch…And with that thought…. he has touched items in the store and handed the cashier money(or worse used the credit card reader).
*scratch n sniff*
October 8th, 2009
This guy must be cracked.
October 8th, 2009
Oh sweet lord, I just threw up in my mouth.
October 8th, 2009
One more thing, you know how they have the mirrors at the bottom of the other register so your cashier can see the botton of your cart for bigger items. Wonder what this cashier is thinking?
October 8th, 2009
with all the great comments on here its a wonder there is so much horrible television… if ya’ll just start writing for tv we could have some really great shows!!!
October 8th, 2009
I am blind! Blind! Blind!
October 8th, 2009
OMG! are those festering sores by his bung crack?!?!?!?!?!?!
and how could he NOT feel that breeze?????
GROSS!
October 8th, 2009
I just threw up while sneezing
October 8th, 2009
Was this taken in Arizona? Because it looks like the Grand Canyon.
October 8th, 2009
I hope he is buying some toilet paper because his ass crack is all dirty and nasty just like his clothes…*yuck*
October 8th, 2009
My eyes! It burns!!! Make it stop!!! *flails helplessly*
October 8th, 2009
Christ on a CRACKER. There are no words. I guess I deserve seeing this for procrastinating big time on this site while at work.
October 8th, 2009
So he’s getting a prostate exam. What’s the big deal?
October 8th, 2009
Ewww, thats so n-ass-ty! I don’t think he’s wiped properly for a while! I’m gonna hurl now.. bleach please! both for him and for my eyes!
October 8th, 2009
Sadly, i’m wondering if that’s an employee, he IS wearing the brown n blue.. ick… remind me not to shop in WM in Utah
October 8th, 2009
‘it’s only a little cooler, but it keeps the flies off my mashed taters’
October 8th, 2009
It’s the Buttcracker Suite
October 8th, 2009
Hey bub, would ya mind pulling up your britches, some of your livestock is gittin out! Sheesh!
October 8th, 2009
Sorry Kids I think this is a Walmart employee seeking his 15 minutes of fame. Nevertheless – he or”it” is so GROSS!!! I bet he NEVER washes his hands & then packages the fresh meat or works in the deli. EEEK!
October 8th, 2009
can’t he feel the breeze?
October 8th, 2009
Those underwear look like those things they use at football games to measure yardage. FIRST DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 8th, 2009
I think “People of Walmart” just crossed a line with this one.
Good-bye, lunch. Nice having you around.
October 8th, 2009
I think PeopleOfWalmart just crossed a line with this one.
Good-bye, lunch. It was nice to have you, even for a short time!
October 8th, 2009
Kinda makes you want to think twice before sitting on a public bench, doesn’t it?
October 8th, 2009
I’m more concerned about the apparent loss of complete feeling in his buttocks area.
Seriously, dude!–can’t you tell you’re not only losing your pants but your flesh colored Bridget Jones drawers??!
October 8th, 2009
And what reason could he possibly have for leaning THAT far over at the checkout? Maybe he actually enjoys exposing his repulsive ass to the world.
October 8th, 2009
What happens when he digs in his back pocket for his wallet to pay? Are his pants going to come completely down? ARGGHHH that is even worse!
October 8th, 2009
Oh, dear…
October 8th, 2009
D= Is that crap on his cheeks?! When he leaves, I hope the door hits him where the good God split him. -pukes-
October 8th, 2009
He came over and repaired my Norge refrigerator last week while my friend Lisa was visiting……..
October 8th, 2009
“Checkout” is a place to purchase your items not to display your ass for everyone to check out!
I hope some TP, a belt and bleech are on that checkout counter.
October 8th, 2009
“Checkout” is a place to purchase your items not to display your ass for everyone to check out.
I hope some TP, a belt and bleech are on that checkout counter.
October 8th, 2009
man when was the last time he washed his underwear?
October 8th, 2009
Is that poo or butt acne?
October 8th, 2009
I dont know whats worse the crack itself or the giant ZIT looking red marks embedded into it.. Oh Gawd.. i need to tear out my eyes.
October 8th, 2009
Well, I was going to eat lunch….not anymore.
October 8th, 2009
He is a model for Wal-Marts new product “Pooh ‘B’ Gone”.
October 8th, 2009
Gives a whole new meaning to “checkout”. It is a place to purchase your items not to display your ass for everyone to check out!!!! EWWW!!!
I sure hope some TP, a belt and bleech are on that checkout counter.
October 8th, 2009
gross.
October 8th, 2009
I…am…speechless… However, I sharted a little laughing so hard.
October 8th, 2009
ummmm…Is he loving the checkout conveyer? ….I think I’m wearing rubber gloves the next time I visit the WMart
October 8th, 2009
i see london …..i see france…..i see aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
October 8th, 2009
Later that night, his girlfriend ShiLeena kicked out after a long and distasteful argument about blue stains on his little man.
October 8th, 2009
i see london….i see france… i see….aaaaaahhhhhhh
October 8th, 2009
Hey, we have a guy WORSE than this where I work.
How can it be worse you ask?
Our local yokel (age 51) goes “COMMANDO”
(That’s NO DRAWERS for those of you who don’t know)
When he shows his vertical smile we nearly puke.
He is a closeted gay & gets a LEG POP when talking with the young guys.
Pants this low are gay advertising right?
How do you NOT feel a Michigan breezeacross that crack & back?
One of the ladies bitched to Human Resources…
“Don’t look!” she was told.
How do you not see the Pillsbury doughbutt?
One last thought before I spew lunch is that a zit or shit?
October 8th, 2009
Maybe he is trying to fart
October 8th, 2009
Good God! Does he not feel a draft?
October 8th, 2009
Imagine this guy having sex. *gag* *blah* *gag* *blaaachhhh* I think I just lost a lung *blaaaahhh* His name tag says *gag* his name is “Dickey-do” because *blaaahhhh-ock-ock* his belly sticks out *blah, blah* more than his dickey-do *blaaahhhh* oh dear loard I think *gag* I’m sueing this site *blaahhh* for my medical bills *gag* *blaaahhhh*
Pass me another bucket *blaaaaahhhh* please…
October 8th, 2009
Are those SCABS on his crack?????? My god, invest in some anti-crab louse medication and lock yourself in a hyperberic chamber!
October 8th, 2009
Staged & hopefully waiting for his fame on Walmart people
October 8th, 2009
Oh my God please buy a longer shirt if your going to Run Out of Breath and have to Lay of the f***ing register belt. And have you ever heard of a washing machine, I cant smell that s h i t from the other side of my monitor.
October 8th, 2009
bike rack, its good to go green!
October 8th, 2009
Does this outfit make my ass look big?
October 8th, 2009
Damn… I wanna piss all ova dat!!
October 8th, 2009
Wow, all I have to say is I wouldn’t want to stand next to him let alone behind him or even in the same freaking county as him GOD!
I could like really use some bleach right now! *he could too* GOD!!!!
October 8th, 2009
Among lower primates, this is known as ‘presenting’
October 8th, 2009
Butt bondo could come in handy here
October 8th, 2009
Whatever you do dont look directly at it. The black hole may suck you in.
October 8th, 2009
What a time to walk up behind the guy with a lit cigar,and deposit it in the welcome disposal slot.
October 8th, 2009
More like droopy browny. Gross.
October 8th, 2009
El ass-o-wipeo!!!!!
October 8th, 2009
Ok. Nobody said it. So I’ll have to say it.
I’d hit it.
ewwwww! Just grossed myself out.
October 8th, 2009
…Oh my God. Is that… old poop around his crack?
October 8th, 2009
Until now,I never thought I could SMELL a photograph. Pee-yew.
October 8th, 2009
OH…..MY…..GOD…..I don’t even have words….this is one I’ll be cracking up about tomorrow during work when it comes back and hits me out of the blue!! YUCK!!
October 8th, 2009
Chubby chasers must like him. Easy access.
October 8th, 2009
He appears to be leaning on the counter filling out a form to charge Jamby with sexual assault.
October 8th, 2009
I will NEVER be able to unsee that pimply Beavis Butt. (puke)
October 8th, 2009
Not wanting to admit I looked that closey, but is that SHIT stuck to his ass????
October 8th, 2009
Isn’t this illegal in most northern states?
October 8th, 2009
Someone put a biohazard sticker on his ass– looks like he has a sewage leak. Xp
October 8th, 2009
Ew…it looks like someone has a case of muddy butt!
October 8th, 2009
is that poop?!?!?!
October 8th, 2009
is that poop?!?!
October 8th, 2009
It’s so funny how you can just look at people and know they stink
October 8th, 2009
crack kills
October 8th, 2009
Look closer! He actually shit himself that high up his crack!
October 8th, 2009
oops…I sharted.
October 8th, 2009
Seriosly, how do people that fat wipe? A rag on a stick?
October 8th, 2009
I would rather poke my eyes out with hot tongs than look at that once more
October 8th, 2009
Need TeePee for my bunghole
October 8th, 2009
HE IS ZEEEE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!! HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGGGGGGG HOLE………
October 8th, 2009
Looks like a brown-light special
October 8th, 2009
OMG….Don’t you think that you’d feel a draft? Seriously? Disgusting.
October 8th, 2009
I don’t know what disturbs me more – the crusty crap on his ass or the fact that he is eye level with kids……
October 8th, 2009
Wow…You’d think he’d feel a draft or a breeze or something…?
October 8th, 2009
He’s just venting for his next shart.
October 8th, 2009
He’s obviously got a lot of confidence in his looks. He apparently thinks he can get away with the Goth/Emo kid look. EPIC FAIL.
October 8th, 2009
I’M BLIND!!! NOOOOO!!!
October 8th, 2009
I’m going to tell myself that this is staged so that I can sleep at night. Otherwise I’ll have to wear gloves and boil every single thing I buy from this moment on.
October 8th, 2009
Guess the Wal didn’t have a belt that was cheap enough.
October 8th, 2009
Just say NO to crack!!
October 8th, 2009
mabye he should wipe or he just decided to show off his latest skid mark
October 8th, 2009
That’s what I call a buttrash!
October 8th, 2009
Look at his ass zits!! Looks staged, but from what I have seen on this, the greatest web site ever, it is most likely an actual Wal Mart shopper.
October 8th, 2009
“NOT AGAIN !!!!” – Ned Beatty
October 8th, 2009
OMG! Where were his friends at when he left home? A true friend tells you when your @$$ is disgusting everybody around you!
October 8th, 2009
“Quick Throbbin, to the Butt Poles!”
October 8th, 2009
So if you drop a penny down that hole…does your wish turn to shit?
October 8th, 2009
he needs some of that crack plaster…. must be a plumber….
October 8th, 2009
Not only are they not “tighty”, they are clearly not “whitey”. Uggh…I just threw up a little in my mouth……
October 8th, 2009
meanwhile, 10 minutes later he says with a smile ‘welcome to McDonalds my name is stinky can I take your order?’
..Even the Titanic found the bottom but this site sounds new lows daily with these rare glimpses into humankind..
October 8th, 2009
I’m horney now
October 8th, 2009
oh dear gawd…i can almost smell his stench from his shit covered ass!
October 8th, 2009
I loathe seeing fat people laid over things, like shopping carts, counters, you all know what I mean. If you’re so fat your legs can’t hold you up then guess what it’s time to wonder, maybe I need to see about a weight loss plan and maybe just maybe you could clean yourself better too.
October 8th, 2009
Please can I just lean on your counter? I am totally exhausted! While I was taking a crap, my warf rat that I keep in my drawers bit me on my ass before I could wipe and it scared me so bad I ran out of the John before I could get my pants up!!!!
October 8th, 2009
OMG, how do you not feel your pants sliding so low? How do you not feel the air on your bare ass? And further more, how in the world do you leave the house, without wiping your ass?! Learn how to wipe properly, i can’t believe i was looking that close, i must go wipe my eyes and dirt now and soak my brain in bleach………..too late, its burned into my brain forever.
October 8th, 2009
Bad moon arising!?!
October 8th, 2009
He needs that Comfort Wipe thing.
joke video
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3108312/comfort_wipe_parody_p_p_perfect/
October 8th, 2009
This is why the greeters and cashiers have so many windex bottles everywhere. To the guy in photo: you are a nasty sick fuck, get a life and learn some hygiene!
October 8th, 2009
rapidly reaching for the eye bleach, again…
October 8th, 2009
Dude, is that poop?!? Oh MY GOD!!!! That is POOP!!!!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!
October 8th, 2009
terrible
October 8th, 2009
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.
October 8th, 2009
This is what you would see if the guys in the “Gangster” jackets bent over.
October 8th, 2009
So when my friend was still married to her gross disgusting ex-husband, she put her hand on his back and her hand came back with poop on it! Ewwwwww! We live in Utah, I think that’s him!
October 8th, 2009
Like a train wreck. Horrified, yet unable to look away.
October 8th, 2009
I really think I still see Sh*t on his A$$ cheek!
October 8th, 2009
*shudder* *puke*
I swear to the Almighty, I will NEVER go to Utah.
October 8th, 2009
yeah, we have all fun looking at funny outfits, but this is just nasty. this man is filthy and it really did make me feel sick looking at his dirty underwear and butt crack. this was not funny. this was gross!
October 8th, 2009
Behold the infamous penitentury love pose
October 9th, 2009
Is that Uncle Ged there, if that is we keep telling him that his underwear as a belt doesn’t work to hide his plumbers crack.
October 9th, 2009
That is awful! He’s not done shopping! He needs to buy underwear and bleach and sterilize everything.
October 9th, 2009
Asscrack Guy: “Hey Wallmart Dude…I just shat my fricken pants…what the hell do I do now?
Wallmart Dud: “Fricken A Asscrack Guy; how the hell would I know…i just work here”
October 9th, 2009
Shart much dude?
October 9th, 2009
is he passing out there on the conveyer belt?
October 9th, 2009
He’s asking the pharmicst, what does this look like on my butt?
October 9th, 2009
I’m tempted to say “what a load of crap!” just for the sake of irony, but I’ll refrain
October 9th, 2009
Umm Did he have chocolate cake for breakfast or is he displaying his new poop scented airfreshener?? ugh! (Notice the dark lines on either side of the crack)
October 9th, 2009
Looks like he’s filling out an application to work at the Wallymart, since the plumber’s union kicked him out for being too disgusting even for them.
October 9th, 2009
Crack kills!
October 9th, 2009
There should be a law against looking this nasty.
October 9th, 2009
Crack Kills!!!
October 9th, 2009
Dude! Come on!! I look at this site during my lunch hour! I think I have lost 10lbs from loss of appetite.
This one will last me all weekend … :*-(
October 9th, 2009
i don’t know which is worse the shit still on his ass, the nasty dirty underwear or his ass hanging out? hmm i think its a three way tie on this one
October 9th, 2009
Please start putting “WARNING – NASTY ALERT” on some of these pictures….
October 9th, 2009
Hope he’s buyin’ spackle!
October 9th, 2009
if hes at walmart he stop by the mens section and pick a pair of new undies and some toliet paper
October 9th, 2009
“Assistant Manager to register 13 for an ass check. Ass check at register 13 please.”
October 9th, 2009
I think I’m gonna chunder!
October 9th, 2009
underneath that thing is a black hole.
October 9th, 2009
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww Butt Pimples !
October 9th, 2009
Man! Gross! Did that guy just take a dump or something?
October 9th, 2009
how do you get poop all the way up to your back if you are an adult?
October 9th, 2009
He’s trying to lure the Fudgepackers!
October 9th, 2009
Looks like a cinnabun wrapped in acne.
October 9th, 2009
Ugh…. *gags* Crack kills buddy! Do us a favor a pull your pants up!
October 9th, 2009
OMG, is that corn???
October 9th, 2009
Sweet Mary & baby Jesus wept!!!
October 9th, 2009
Man created toilet paper for a reason, buddy!
October 10th, 2009
Poopy McPoopybutt is SO not welcome to come sit on my couch! Yuck!! Tackle HIS odors, Febreze!
October 10th, 2009
I no longer want the salad I was craving a minute ago, thanks POW.
October 10th, 2009
Plumber’s crack is one thing…but the fact that I’m getting to know up close and personal that he doesn’t wipe properly just made me lose my appetite for life.
October 10th, 2009
The MOST STAGED photo ever!!
October 10th, 2009
You know what I’ve never understood about people who show “crack”? Do they NOT feel the breeze back there? Have they lost all the nerve endings at the top of their crack so they can’t tell they need to pull their pants up?
October 10th, 2009
I’m so glad this isn’t a scratch -n- sniff picture.
October 10th, 2009
HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!!!!
October 10th, 2009
DUDE! WHY would you lean over like that? Can you not feel your bare ass hanging out???
October 10th, 2009
is there a category for PoWM posers…this one looks suspect to me
October 10th, 2009
i’m in utah so i’ll be on the look out for this guy and get another pic… looks like from the blue shirt that he works at wal-mart!
October 10th, 2009
unsee.. UNSEE!! for the love of all thats holy!!!
October 10th, 2009
urrggghh!! I think I see dookie. dude wipe before you go shopping
October 10th, 2009
After becomeing SLUSHY manager Bob prepares for the brown nosing he is sure to get from his fellow employees
October 10th, 2009
Sweet Mary mother of God….Wouldn’t you think he’d feed a DRAFT?!?! Disgusting!!
October 10th, 2009
Oh HELL NO!!!!
Not only does his nasty ass not fit in his pants, he has the nerve to have doo doo on his butt.
If I saw that guy while I was shopping, I’d leave my basket where it is, go out to my car and leave, as quickly as possible.
October 10th, 2009
Ok, so what I want to know (or do I?) is that hair or poo in that massive, exposed crack? Someone point him in the direction of the “bathroom tissue” aisle, please.
Kate, I agree! EEEEEEW!
October 11th, 2009
TMI: Too Much Information swamp ass!
Are we all REALLY sure they stopped brewing Billy Bear?
October 11th, 2009
I THINK I SEE SOME POOPY ON YOUR CRACK AND A BAD CASE OF DIAPER RASH
October 11th, 2009
Gas cramps will not only make you double over in pain…they can ruin your underwear as well…What a fat slob!
October 11th, 2009
The poop is the kicker here…..Looks like his huge butt crack just ate a hershey bar…..
October 11th, 2009
is that shit? oh god thats shit isn’t it, thats totally shit. fuck ew.
October 11th, 2009
UGH!!! You can almost smell the B O through the computer. Shooooo!!!!
Nasty!
October 11th, 2009
This guy needs to hook up with the orange tee shirt lady “I like it from behind” They may be the walcreatures couple of the year.
October 11th, 2009
Weggie? I would not touch that! I dare you. No Double Dare.
October 11th, 2009
Oh, god, I’m laughing as I vomit!
October 11th, 2009
Maybe he went to buy TP and plans on wiping when he gets home so he left his pants down? lol
October 12th, 2009
It’s like pulling apart a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
October 12th, 2009
Is that a shit stain or stretchmarks?
October 12th, 2009
In all fairness, it can’t be easy to wipe when your THAT big….I’m betting he has really short arms and tiny hands……..EEEEWWW!
October 13th, 2009
What’s so bad about this is, it’s obvious by his blue shirt and brown pants that he is an employee…. does he ever run the cash register, or does he stick to the meat department, maybe he is the greeter and gets out the carts for shoppers? What IS his job? What DOES he touch? Even worse, this is in Utah.. where I live….
October 13th, 2009
OMG Not only are his underwear not white but he has a shit stain ring on his ass cheeks!! SO WRONG in SO MANY WAYS!!
October 13th, 2009
Please tell me thats strectch marks takin up residence on his ass crack and not sh*t…………
October 13th, 2009
I think I am going to try something like this real soon.
October 13th, 2009
That is just nasty!!! some one tell him to cover that ass!!! ugh!!!!
October 13th, 2009
I would if I knew what wal-hell this actually was!!! I am hoping that is just a stretch mark myself… dont know and dont want to stare to analize it I may go blind!!!
October 13th, 2009
I saw this guy just last Saturday at the Layton Walmart in Utah. He was wearing the same shirt and bent over the counter like that. Only he was wearing sweat pants with suspenders. at least no crack right?
October 13th, 2009
EEEWWWW that has to be the nastiest one yet! Looks like he does not use Toilet Paper either
October 14th, 2009
ughhh crack rash
October 14th, 2009
i bet he’s never had a blowjob.
October 14th, 2009
Is that shit on his ass crack? Ewww!
October 14th, 2009
there’s blood on his ass!
October 15th, 2009
Is it just my eyes playing tricks on me or those feces stains on that crack? oh dear god..
October 15th, 2009
Brings a whole new meaning to “New Moon”.
October 15th, 2009
Wow!Wow!Wow!Thats really scary!He really shouldnt be whereing his Halloween costum.He is going to where it out!Oh wait! He already did! Oh well guess i will just have to by a new one.
October 15th, 2009
U can put some candle and here comes the B’Day cake…lol..
October 15th, 2009
Oh, please Lord, let that be acne and not poo!
October 16th, 2009
Let’s teach the duck to quack “ASSCRACK”! See how much potential business that would bring in for the aflac insurance company.
October 16th, 2009
the way he is standing just looks wrong as it is lol he cant wipe his own poo stains after going for a round in the bathroom, and he most likely smells bad too im assuming, end result poo weeee wooo
October 17th, 2009
i wish i was there that day so i couldve tried throwing some pennies into that endless crack!
October 17th, 2009
eww he needs to wash his but!
October 17th, 2009
OOOO NAOOOOO MY EYEEEZZZZ DEY BURNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ROFLMAO
This is just EPIC FAIL on so many levels known to mankind!! Someone kill me!!! Please!!!
October 18th, 2009
WIPE YO ASSSSSSSSSSSES……
October 18th, 2009
I’m clawing my eyes out as I’m typing this.
October 18th, 2009
omg it soo looks like this guy whitey tighteys are no longer whitey tighteys, and ewwww it looks like there is poop on his ass!!!! this is sooo gross!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009
The line forms in the rear!
October 19th, 2009
Ewwwww……..There’s doodoo on his butt!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 19th, 2009
Fucking GROSS! I want to punch this guy in the face.
October 19th, 2009
I want to punch this guy in the face.GROSS!
October 20th, 2009
have you ever????
October 20th, 2009
So when the guy tried to return used underwear of a kind we don’t even carry at our store saying simply “They didn’t work,” this is what he was trying to do. My god you’re right, they didn’t work :O
It’s been a question for the last 6 years or so, “Didn’t work for what? You clearly used them as underwear at some point…they weren’t intended as a way to launch cats from your front porch, so I wouldn’t imagine they worked for that… um…”
Great, a belt! Thanks for the answer to the underwear mystery!
October 20th, 2009
Ew! PU.!!!! I bet his home looks even worse!!
October 21st, 2009
I hope they don’t have a Subway at that WalMart… can I get the half split $5 cold cut footlong??
Check please….!!!
October 21st, 2009
dude he has brown pants and a blue shirt on….he must be a ASSociate. he gives them a bad name…lmfao
October 22nd, 2009
Ummmm…this guy is wearing the Wal~Mart attire, so is he an employee??? If he is, he should be fired!
October 24th, 2009
This has got to be the grossest thing I have looked at in a long time. Truly nauseating. I think it deserves a prize.
October 25th, 2009
ya’ll dont have belts here do ya? im fixin to go to a weddin over yonder.
October 26th, 2009
my god, I could’ve sworn that was my uncle. BLECH!
October 26th, 2009
we’ve all been behind ‘this guy’ more than a few…smells of shit, rigga-ging-ging-ga-rigga-ging-goo!
October 27th, 2009
… there is shit around his crack… i think i’m going to go throw up now. Thank you.
October 27th, 2009
Those look like sores on his butt, and not poop. Sometimes when really fat people sweat it makes sores in the creases of their skin. I used to work summers at an old peoples home, and had to help bathe really old and fat people.
I feel sorry for anyone who has just seen this. *Holds up the bleach container* I brought enough for everyone!!
October 28th, 2009
OMG he has shit smeared on his crack! I think I just threw up in my mouth!!
October 29th, 2009
Thank the Lord above we can’t smell through the internet!
October 29th, 2009
He needs new undies that fit and cover his ass cheeks and needs to learn to wipe, not swipe.
October 29th, 2009
…does he have realy nasty zits in his crack?? *gag…*
November 3rd, 2009
Not that im looking that close but is that pimples on his ass.
November 5th, 2009
Dude forgot to wipe his ass better there is dried poop on it ewwww so nasty here why dont i buy you some baby wipes and a better belt thats so wrong dude (gag)
November 6th, 2009
Looks like someone doesn’t know how to wipe properly
November 6th, 2009
It looks like he missed a spot last time he wiped.
November 7th, 2009
From a VERY straight female: I rather go lesbian.
November 12th, 2009
I think he needs some wet-wipes too eeeeeeewwwwww
November 19th, 2009
That is by far the NASTIEST thing so far on this site! I doubt anything could beat *this* submission. This may have been staged, but the fatso still has one f*in’ rank ass! Urrgh …!
November 22nd, 2009
you wont feel quite the same when you get a wiff of my hershei stains
November 27th, 2009
There’s a difference between ass crack and a sewer. I think I can actually smell this picture.
November 29th, 2009
Photoshopped big time..but still nasty and feasible!!
December 3rd, 2009
siri where is the nearest clinic, siri where is the nearest hazmat recon team, siri where is the nearest forensic’s files testing center this crack look like it just murdered a….—-and the man didn’t have a chance in hell now he is in walmart using his credit card…. in this position it’ll be easy to get the dna…
September 3rd, 2012
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