January 3rd, 2012
On Guard!
I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that there is a Spanish Conquistador at Walmart, or that is seems he’s already put his sword to use!
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I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that there is a Spanish Conquistador at Walmart, or that is seems he’s already put his sword to use!
Florida
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santas job during the down season
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January 3rd, 2012
Looks like he pointed out the exit to someone, LOL.
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January 3rd, 2012
OMG, that’s at my Wally-World
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January 3rd, 2012
Haha… We need him at our Wal-Mart to thin out some of our Walcreatures!
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January 3rd, 2012
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January 3rd, 2012
Walmart’s new attempt to cut down on shoplifting is to cut down shoplifters…
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January 3rd, 2012
what about the fact that he kinda looks like SANTA??? LOL
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January 3rd, 2012
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January 3rd, 2012
Isn’t he the guy that was guarding the holy grail in Indiana Jones?
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January 3rd, 2012
The Nina, the Pinta and the Saint Nicholas!
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January 3rd, 2012
Well hello Mr. Cortez!
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January 3rd, 2012
The Knights who say “Ni”!
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January 3rd, 2012
What, you’ve never been there and seen someone looking like such a freak you didn’t want to just whip out your sword and cut them a new one?
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January 3rd, 2012
santa’s other gig..
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January 3rd, 2012
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
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January 3rd, 2012
Clearly, he’s the new Walmart door greeter. Duh.
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January 3rd, 2012
I don’t think he cares what any of you think.
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January 3rd, 2012
“it is I,Don Quixote, the man of LaMancha”
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January 3rd, 2012
Somebody get him some aloe vera for that sunburn.
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January 3rd, 2012
Why is his face red?
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January 3rd, 2012
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January 3rd, 2012
EN GARDE!!!
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January 3rd, 2012
Kyle wins over Trace in the Monty Python reference contest!
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January 3rd, 2012
You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms!
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January 4th, 2012
Ah, I see that the WalMart greeters just got new uniforms. But I don’t see any smiley stickers.
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January 4th, 2012
Doesnt this look photoshopped? (the coloring and saturation)
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January 4th, 2012
He looks way too cheerful for my liking – how much work has that sword seen already?!
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January 4th, 2012
This is what happens when you get old and didnt save enough to travel and play golf. You dress up like your favorite childhood hero and go hang out at walmart. Sure , you shame your wife and adult children but what can they do ? Keep you chained up in your room ?
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January 4th, 2012
Santa Claus goes to Spanish Inquesition Reenactment camp when the busy xmas season is over.
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January 4th, 2012
catholic church is advertising ,things must be tough
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January 4th, 2012
So this is what Santa does in his off time
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January 4th, 2012
You Shall Not Pass!
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January 4th, 2012
Is there a Renfair or somesuch nearby? Darn fine costume. In character there would probably be somewhat less of a smile.
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January 4th, 2012
Dude…….A sword that long won’t make it half way through the “Fatties” at Walmart……probably won’t even tickle them. You’ll need somthing the length of a pole vault.
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January 4th, 2012
That has to be one of the nicest costumes I’ve ever seen. Is that blood on the end of that sword?
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January 4th, 2012
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January 4th, 2012
This is awesome.
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January 4th, 2012
Obviously a member of the Knights of Columbus
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January 4th, 2012
Me, being the history buff, looks at this and says ” why is he dressed as a 16th century swiss guard, while holding a 17th century scottish sword?”
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January 4th, 2012
Columbus Day isn’t until October
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January 4th, 2012
On his way home after a historical (or hysterical) re-enactment and the wife called and asked him to get eggs and milk.
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January 4th, 2012
Hath thou seen two noblemen by the names of Bill & Ted?
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January 4th, 2012
Cortez the Killer,
Killer of high prices
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January 4th, 2012
Okay, DC, you win the Nerd award.
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January 4th, 2012
I dare you to leave our parking lot with the cart
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January 4th, 2012
Slap me for saying this, but his garb is awsome! But, yes he is a member of a rare tribe of SCAdians that actually wear clothes. I’ve seen him at Pennsic before.
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January 4th, 2012
looks like santa… :p
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January 4th, 2012
Desoto Day Parade in Bradenton, perhaps?
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January 5th, 2012
The Pope is in shopping and he’s guarding the door?
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January 5th, 2012
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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January 5th, 2012
Try stealing at this wally world and pay with your blood.
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January 6th, 2012
Does he remind anyone else of the plastic Santa in Santa Clause 2??????
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January 6th, 2012
That’s at a Target!
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January 6th, 2012
Dares are the best invention ever. This gentleman’s beard looks great with the outfit.
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January 8th, 2012
“Officer, I TOLD him to stop ringing that bell, but he didn’t listen!”
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January 12th, 2012
“Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!!”
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January 15th, 2012
Tim Allan in “samuri santa” hahahahh
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January 20th, 2012
Ive actually sen this on more than one occasion in Punta Gorda Fl. It wouldnt surprise me if this photo was taken at the PG walmart
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January 21st, 2012
My question is, why is a spaniard using a scottish basket hilt claymore?
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January 22nd, 2012
mexicans taking over good american jobs as store detectives. shame on walmart for outsourcing to cheap labor
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January 23rd, 2012
More like “High Santa”
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January 25th, 2012
Well, the helmet is Spanish…the doublet and slops are late Tudor/early Elizabethan, and that sword is a Scottish backsword. If dude’s gonna stand out in public he should research his time periods first.
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January 28th, 2012
Is it weird that I find him adorable? I want to give him cookies.
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February 9th, 2012
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
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February 22nd, 2012
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