January 4th, 2012
Calling The Shots
Holy shit that’s a lot of awesomeness packed into one dude! I’ll tell you this much though, the minute I have an opening for a bouncer at a sleazy back alley porno shoot, I’m giving this guy a call.
Wisconsin
Calling The Shots,
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Great White Whale
January 4th, 2012
If you got it unbutton that shirt and flaunt it!
January 4th, 2012
the stains on the shirt bumps what would be a 4.5 star photo into 5-star territory.
January 4th, 2012
are the pictures altered?
January 4th, 2012
I wonder how long it’s been since he could button that shirt?
January 4th, 2012
Looks like about a C cup to me, but he doesn’t need a bra because his gut is doing a fine job of holding them up! Wonder how long it’s been since he’s seen his ….?
January 4th, 2012
I say this beefcake should lay off the beefsticks
January 4th, 2012
I’ve seen a lot bigger people but this guy just POPS off the screen.
January 4th, 2012
I’m lovin’ the Cheez-Whiz stains!
January 4th, 2012
Mongo want candy.
January 4th, 2012
Hubba hubba ding ding.
That man’s got everything.
January 4th, 2012
Man I just lost 30 pounds looking at this guy. But seriously those suspenders are really being stress tested.
January 4th, 2012
Oh yeah, great looking “Mississippi Mudflap.” AKA Mullet.
January 4th, 2012
Bet he has to sit to piss.
January 4th, 2012
Wow… those aren’t just any old moobs. This guy needs a bra.
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just out of a side-show sense of morbid curiosity, how the hell does this guy reach between his legs, either front or rear?
Just sayin’….
January 4th, 2012
Aside from the obvious “Moobs”, you just have to wonder…
How many years has it been since this guy has seen his penis?
(Obviously nobody else has seen it either, but it would be nice if he could see it occasionally, for hygiene-related functions)
January 4th, 2012
@ PAPA BEAR
Wow. I didn’t even see the suspenders. That is one hell of a gut that the suspenders have to go under his arm pits.
January 4th, 2012
A bouncer at a “porn shoot?” Hell, he is a “porn shoot.”
January 4th, 2012
Looks like Capt. Lou Albino’s long lost son. Where’s the rubber bands?
January 4th, 2012
isn’t that Weird Al in his “Fat” suit?
January 4th, 2012
Ladies: This is the guy messaging you for dates on Friday night from that singles site. The male model with the Porsche. The guy with the chiseled features………. this is it, ladies. Beware.
January 4th, 2012
When did Carl start wearing his wig?
January 4th, 2012
The mullet must balance the gut.
January 4th, 2012
Dude this just wrong i have never laughed so hard readying these comments
January 4th, 2012
ewww, that’s all I can say…ewwww
January 4th, 2012
I think this is a guy that lives in Elkhart lake, in a trailer, with his mom and giant sister!
January 4th, 2012
I bet he is really glad they actually make suspenders, cuz that belly is pushing those pants down, and he’d never find the belt underneath all that if he was wearing one, maybe one of y’all could lasso him, then he’d have a belt. Yet I find him strangely attractive…..NOT!!
January 4th, 2012
GET IN MAH BELLY!!
January 4th, 2012
Give him credit where credit is due though, his tank top is actually tucked in unlike a lot we see on here where there is a large (and disgusting) gap between the shirt and pants.
January 4th, 2012
Why is it men can not own up to their fatness? Just keep wearing the same old pants from 100lbs ago. A set of suspenders and nobody will ever notice.
January 4th, 2012
GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!
January 4th, 2012
Wow? Where does one start when making fun of this trainwreck? The mullet? The gold medallion? The moobs? The.. um.. fuel tank for the love machine? The suspenders that lead us all to believe that the top half was the only thing to “go big”?
The only thing this dude has going in his favor is the perkiness of his moobs… or is that because they rest upon his HUGE fuel tank?
January 4th, 2012
When something falls near him it doesn’t hit the floor, it just starts to orbit around his equator.
January 4th, 2012
I am jealous!!! He has way nicer boobs than me…
January 4th, 2012
His “pepperoni’s” are poping out the sides of his beater. Delicious!!!
January 4th, 2012
i tell ya people dont care how the dress or look
January 4th, 2012
Around town, he’s known as “Brick Shit-House Bob.”
January 4th, 2012
nice tits you unemployed slob
January 4th, 2012
Dang that’s one hairy chick.
*squints*
Oh, oh. Dang.
That’s a dude.
January 4th, 2012
mmmm…..those stains just look tasty.
January 4th, 2012
On the bright side, he’s all front so he can [probably] wipe his own ass
January 4th, 2012
bow-chicka-bow-wow!
January 4th, 2012
FAT ASS!
January 4th, 2012
I am wondering how a guy that fat takes a piss? Does he just drop his pants and hope for the best?
January 4th, 2012
While his style has never left the 80′s, his bod sure has.
January 4th, 2012
That was perfect Blah! lol
January 4th, 2012
Man, Ace Ventura has really let himself go.
January 4th, 2012
Holy Mullet batman! Someone please get this guy another hamburger, he looks famished!
January 4th, 2012
Wish I could see if he has a wedding ring on. Betcha he doesn’t. This ass-wipe is too disgusting….
January 4th, 2012
Am “eye-talian” wannabe like this gives “wife beater” shirts a bad name. . .
January 4th, 2012
and that ain’t all steak, that’s 450# of bad , fast food. . .
January 4th, 2012
I thinks is boobs are perkier than mine!
January 4th, 2012
Fonzie really let himself go.
January 4th, 2012
If his gut wasn’t so large we could get a much better view of those fabulous moobs!
January 4th, 2012
Billy Ray Cyrus has NOTHING to worry about!
January 4th, 2012
Bubba is sexy and he knows it!
January 4th, 2012
GREAT GOBS OF GOOSE GREASE!! IT’S ALIVE!!
January 4th, 2012
WOOHOO!!!!! THANK GOD ITS NOT TENNESSEE!
January 5th, 2012
Man, Weird Al has really let himself go!!
January 5th, 2012
Hey… wait a minute… isnt this Bob from Fight Club? Man I didnt recognize him with the long hair. “His name was Robert Paulson…”
January 5th, 2012
He will never know if the carpet matches the drapes, unless one of you volunteers to check……..
January 5th, 2012
I bet he has to sleep sitting up or propped up with pillows so that he doesn’t suffocate.
January 5th, 2012
Buy all your phones from borizin
January 5th, 2012
ring ring
dumbster here
January 5th, 2012
A wife beater and suspenders. I am either afraid he will hit me if I don’t have his meal ready or tell me a bad 80′s era stand up joke.
January 5th, 2012
Repeat after me: “Heart Attack Waiting To Happen!”
January 5th, 2012
Scary… from a health standpoint. Dude, You have to have family, parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, maybe wife and kids. GET YOURSELF HEALTHY BEFORE THEY HAVE TO CARRY YOUR ASS TO THE HEARSE!!!!!!!
January 5th, 2012
Arrest him! Anybody who looks like that has got to be guilty of something.
January 5th, 2012
Man Weird Al Yankovic has really let himself go!
January 5th, 2012
Billy Ray Cyrus has really let himself go…
January 5th, 2012
Just “eye shopping” until the disability check comes.
January 5th, 2012
I think thats my aunt!
January 5th, 2012
This looks like the ENTIRE male cast of Roadhouse squeezed into 1 person.
January 5th, 2012
He’s carrying low, that means he’s having a boy.
January 5th, 2012
I just messaged to my daughter in law asking if she had leftovers, then this popped up – I’m soooo not hungry anymore.
January 5th, 2012
LMAO……………This guy needs to pull the mullet over to cover the “moobs” and belly. I think he’s carrying Jabba’s love child.
January 5th, 2012
This guy is seriously backed up………..If he drops a deuce……..it’ll be the length of Texas. The Walmart janitors will need to be gettin’ the fishin’ poles and pitch forks out to clean this mess up.
January 5th, 2012
love the mullet it’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk
January 5th, 2012
Be still my heart.
January 5th, 2012
What a piece of human trash. Fat ass
January 5th, 2012
Thats Style. Right There!
January 5th, 2012
@Mattshu
This guy makes Carl look like Adonis.
January 5th, 2012
He KNOWS the babes all want him! Stand in line girls!
January 5th, 2012
toeachhisown- go to “No Bull”
January 5th, 2012
Those suspenders must be made fro towing straps rated at 5 tons. Look at the extreme tension on them.
January 5th, 2012
Yeah, those would really showcase my assets.
January 5th, 2012
I’ve really let myself go Eastbound and WAY Down.
January 5th, 2012
Nice tits.
January 5th, 2012
Good thing they took a second pic. I couldn’t really tell what a slob he is from the first one.
January 6th, 2012
Ron Jeremy’s son? Little Hedgehog?
January 6th, 2012
Ballin’. . .country style.
January 6th, 2012
The last piece of A$$ this guy had was when his finger poked through his toilet paper.
January 6th, 2012
This is Ron Jeremy after Jenny Craig failed him.
January 6th, 2012
stains on the shirt??….thats not dirt…thats gravy…
January 7th, 2012
Excuse me, do you have a few minutes? I have to draw you!
January 7th, 2012
I think he’s sexy! I’ll take that big gut any day!
January 7th, 2012
Whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Man? This dude thinks he looks GOOOOOOOOD! Bet his pony-tailed fat wife does, too.
January 7th, 2012
Poor dude suffering from Dunlop Disease- his belly done lopped over his belt. Suspenders are the answer.
January 8th, 2012
I’ve seen this man before. He got a chance to do a half rink shot in a hockey game.. They road him in on a truck and needless to say, The suspension on the truck was amazing, then they couldn’t get him back in the flatbed.
January 9th, 2012
Bona fide badass.
January 9th, 2012
at least i know where the scumbag thats been bangin my mom every night shops now
January 10th, 2012
At least he’s wearing ‘spenders! and trying to stay covered, Thumbs UP for that.
January 10th, 2012
I know that kid from way back. Good to know hes still classy after moving to Wisconsin.
January 10th, 2012
I know that kid. Nice to see he’s stayed classy after moving to Wisconsin.
January 10th, 2012
OMG!!!!IVAN!!!! you have moved up since human painball target..
January 11th, 2012
fat fat fatty fat fat
January 11th, 2012
SAW HIM AT THE GAMBLER GAME TONIGHT!!! GOT A PICTURE;D
January 22nd, 2012
His calendar was better
January 29th, 2012
Is he melting?
No, his stomach is trying to get away from his face!
February 18th, 2012
What the hell happened to Kenny Powers?!
February 27th, 2012
God bless those suspenders
March 24th, 2012
Is this guy from Corning NY ? I think it is my ex b.f. LOL
May 26th, 2012
I think I’ve seen this guy! But he had stripes shaved into the side of his head.
July 25th, 2012
Those are not suspenders, those are suspension bridge- strength cables! Fatasses like that thing oughtta be put out of their misery.
October 17th, 2012
Just about died laughing at this i have seen this guy and have ben trying to get a pick for the website
November 29th, 2012
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