January 10th, 2012
Granny’s Goods
“Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.” HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SLUT FOR MONEY! ”Okay, I get it, Gam Gam is a whore”
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Granny's Goods,
“Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.” HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SLUT FOR MONEY! ”Okay, I get it, Gam Gam is a whore”
Alabama
Granny's Goods,
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I think I’m gonna be sick. :S
January 10th, 2012
Good ‘ol Beer Fest, Love it. As for the granny, PUT THAT AWAY….
January 10th, 2012
Please tell me that she doesn’t look like a blow up doll. I’m not sure they come with implants though.
January 10th, 2012
I’d take a gummy from her
January 10th, 2012
The Alabama Glama-Gamma! Woot woot!
January 10th, 2012
Looks like one of those blow up dolls. Is this even a real person ???
January 10th, 2012
The first professional in the oldest profession in the world.
January 10th, 2012
It actually looks like she’s been photoshopped into the picture – regardless she’s frighteningly old and yet well “maintained”
January 10th, 2012
Well Gam Gam has to get her money somehow….. These days social security doesn’t go very far…..
January 10th, 2012
pretty strong words calling a woman you don’t know a whore, don’t you think?
January 10th, 2012
Flotation devices ?
That would be in sporting goods.
January 10th, 2012
Oh no not another uni-boob implant job.
January 10th, 2012
FYI – she may be a blow-up doll – it’s the latest craze in Japan (men and their blow up dolls) they are spending thousands on realistic and robotic ones…….. true fact….. google it.
January 10th, 2012
Damn gram gram has the body of a 20year old can we say G.I.L.F.????
January 10th, 2012
looks like more tranny than granny to me…
January 10th, 2012
I thought she was a blow up doll when I first look at the picture.
January 10th, 2012
Be careful grandma!! Don’t fall off those gorgeous shoes and break your hip!
January 10th, 2012
Rocky Horror Revival.
January 10th, 2012
WalMart constantly expands the variety of offerings
To better suit the needs of it’s customers.
January 10th, 2012
I’m heading to Alabama
January 10th, 2012
How hard up do you have to be to PAY that to sleep with you? Yikes!
January 10th, 2012
Wow it’s that time of year again. How could I miss take you sex doll shopping day AGAIN!!! I git this next year!!!!
January 10th, 2012
Her shoes are 2 sizes too small and her boobs are 5 sizes too big.
January 10th, 2012
Nothing like slammin granny in the fanny before you take that fiber.
January 10th, 2012
She’s probably not as old as she looks, just a bit too much meth and too many *anything goes* sessions….takes it’s toll. It’s pretty bad when you have to pick up your business in walmart.
January 10th, 2012
She’s the top half of the previous picture….
January 10th, 2012
GMILF
January 10th, 2012
Looks like a manequin from a Sex Shop!
January 10th, 2012
That shit looks scary as hell. I feel bad for her grand kids.
January 10th, 2012
I’d eat her Worthers Original Butterscotch!
January 10th, 2012
she’s not a grandma! she a plastic robo sex doll who give H***djobs in public…it’s the reason that her master is wearing a trench coat!
January 10th, 2012
How did they get that old head onto that young, and might I say, rather fine body?
January 10th, 2012
She can’t be real! She looks like a blow up doll!
January 10th, 2012
looks like a blow up doll….at least blow up boobs
January 10th, 2012
ok….if gam gam can get her pimp to pay for those boobs….why doesn’t he do something about her face? at least get her some wrinkle cream….
January 10th, 2012
It doesn’t look real to me. I’m thinking a very expensive blow up doll or the Japanese robo mentioned earlier.
January 10th, 2012
This pic is not photoshopped. I’ve seen this woman in our local Walmart in Central Alabama with her husband many times. Be glad the pic is blurry. It’s just worse in real life.
January 10th, 2012
I wish I looked that good.
January 10th, 2012
Is she even real?
January 10th, 2012
She would get more business in the paper bag aisle!
January 10th, 2012
Please tell me this was taken on Halloween!
January 10th, 2012
Good old Granny might be a gutter slut……but she sho do look good!!!!!!
January 10th, 2012
You certainly can find some interesting wild life walking around Wal-Mart stores, but this sure takes the cake. I thought she/it was a mannequin….
January 10th, 2012
Id love to titty F U C K her
January 10th, 2012
YUMMY!
January 10th, 2012
THAT ….. IS ….. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
January 10th, 2012
Schwing! She looks better than the girls half her age and twice her weight.
January 10th, 2012
Wow, talk about legs…and huge tits! better than most you see at walmart
January 10th, 2012
I think Gam Gam is a man’s man baby!
January 10th, 2012
Shannon, I thought it was a blow up doll…lol. Just frickin nasty!!!
January 10th, 2012
DAMM ! I like my HO’s
January 10th, 2012
I’m more concerned about trench coat guy behind her lol
January 10th, 2012
why is she being called granny?
January 10th, 2012
Gee….. I wonder what that lady does for a living?
Please tell me, you can’t see the bag-o-boob outline on her chest. You really can’t see that plastic bag under the skin there? Tell me that’s something else.
January 10th, 2012
Gee, I hope she doesn’t get chapped lips from wearing such a short skirt in air conditoning.
January 10th, 2012
talk about FDU”S (facial distraction units). i didnt know they had strippers that old.
January 10th, 2012
I think she should be in the meat section brings a whole new meaning to mutton dressed as lamb. More like sell by dressed as mutton.
January 10th, 2012
At least Grams has moves off the corner, and on to the safety of Walmart departments. Only fitting health and beauty. What’s next the toy department?
January 10th, 2012
I see nothing wrong with her attire. Although, at first glance she looked like a blow-up-doll.
January 10th, 2012
She has definently got great legs! So much better than some of the other legs we have seen on here.
January 10th, 2012
Welcome to Wally World,where anything goes!!!!
January 10th, 2012
Mom?
January 10th, 2012
Is that the line from her massive implants? YUCK
January 10th, 2012
She belongs on the Fugly website, sorry. Those are some really bad implants.
January 10th, 2012
Pretty sure thats an Inflateable Date, not a real person.
January 10th, 2012
You’re all just jelouse. I know alot of younger women who’d love to look like that at her age. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. I don’t mind looking. There are a hell of alot more who should be wearing tents that think everyone should see what they have, so, don’t complain when someone who does have it shows it. All the fake moral indignation is what’s sickening.
January 10th, 2012
Just your standard first class Bama fan!
January 10th, 2012
Work it granny!
January 10th, 2012
Folks on here are pretty critical, I’m sure all of you guys have better looking sex partners than that. (Yeah right). As a general rule I wouldn’t go out with someone who dressed like that in public because they typically need a lot of attention but I sure as heck wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers. Regardless, she doesn’t need my permission to go out like that and I’ll be happy to check out her ass and legs as she’s walking away.
January 10th, 2012
LMAO……….I think the guy in the trench coat is waiting for her to drop some soap.
January 10th, 2012
for all the crazy women that bring their fake babies. Now men are bringing their REAL DOLLS shopping as well !!!!!
January 10th, 2012
Aside from the nasty implant job, I think she looks beautiful. Although she is dressed a little over the top, it shows that she is still a sexual being. More power to her. I think any man should/would be grateful to have a spouse like that at their age.
January 10th, 2012
Dad?
January 10th, 2012
Wal-mart sure has some slutty-looking mannequins.
January 10th, 2012
She is 15, life is hard in Alabama
January 10th, 2012
I thought she was a robot left over from the set off the “Stepford Wives”.
January 10th, 2012
Real or fake, hot or gross, I can’t tell. Wish it wasn’t out of focus.
January 10th, 2012
Granny you can come home with me ANYDAY!!!!!! I love it!!! Nothing like a sexy cougar!!!!
January 10th, 2012
Gingers got bush ?
January 10th, 2012
Mmmmm…firecrotch.
January 10th, 2012
Where are all the comments about Linda S. of Staten Island when you need them???
January 10th, 2012
Man o man I’d hit that in a heartbeat.
January 10th, 2012
You sure that’s not a mannequin?
January 10th, 2012
Totally cool how they got a blow up doll to balance on it’s feet.
January 10th, 2012
I’ll say this much – she should get the Nobel Prize for defying every possible law of Physics.
January 10th, 2012
If that’s a blow up doll, I want to blow her up.
January 10th, 2012
Mom, Grandma’s out turning tricks again!
January 10th, 2012
That is a wig and I think it’s a doll too. Nice legs, lol.
January 10th, 2012
Good one Northerngirl!
January 10th, 2012
Even if she’s old, she looks better than the fat, sloppy, ugly women at my Wa-Mart. She’s at least trying.
January 10th, 2012
Granny’s boobs should be a lot lower.
January 10th, 2012
Thats not real. It looks like a doll
January 10th, 2012
Only if Gam Gam does it doggie!
January 10th, 2012
I’d bang that!
January 10th, 2012
I’d do her.
January 11th, 2012
DAYUM SHES HOT. Id hits that, wonder if she has dentures
January 11th, 2012
“Time is on my side, yes it is!”
January 11th, 2012
Wouldn’t you just love to have this lady as your grandma?
Family reunions would be a blast instead of a bore.
Over the hills and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go…
January 11th, 2012
No way this can’t be real.
January 11th, 2012
You have got to be kidding me!!
January 11th, 2012
Does she turn tricks at the retirement home…provider her customers with condoms and viagra?
January 11th, 2012
Hey Gam Gam, the clinic called, they want their saline bags back.
January 11th, 2012
…….. things that make you go…*shivers*
January 11th, 2012
Umm I would just like to say….Granny got some killer heels and amazing legs I hope mine still look like that at that age. Go Granny Go Go Go Granny be good!!
January 11th, 2012
The sad thing is I’ve reached the age where this looks pretty good…….
January 11th, 2012
Is that a plastic blow up doll?
January 11th, 2012
Oh you kids. You’d be surprised how good that starts looking once you turn 50.
January 11th, 2012
Gentlemen, scarper!
January 11th, 2012
I used to wonder why Medicare will pay for Viagra. Guess I got my answer. I’m not trying to sound too crude here, but my hat’s off to the guy that can get past that overhang !
January 11th, 2012
only Dolly Parton can pull off that look
January 11th, 2012
I’m with the majority of the above….she doesn’t look quite real
January 11th, 2012
Hey…whats my 22 year old sister doing on here?? ♥
Mom………..is that you?? ♥
January 11th, 2012
What is really sad … This lady is married and her husband is extremely proud of her …. The first time I seen her my aunt had asked to take her picture just to show to people and she was just so excited lol!
January 12th, 2012
I assure you … She is most certainly real. My aunt took a picture of her to show people. Her husband is extremely proud of her so I have heard! Ha ha ha! I promise I’m not kidding!
January 12th, 2012
She is definitely a butterface!! Everything looks good but her face!!
January 12th, 2012
Maybe she started a career in the ever growing senior citizen porn industry! Those 20 something pornstars have got to give the baby boomers a complex, so at least, she is more age appropriate for the senior citizen porn market! EWWWWW
January 12th, 2012
I think grandma started life out as a grandpa.
January 12th, 2012
That weirdo is wearing a breast plate…The color doesn’t match her neck color
January 12th, 2012
Is that a Granny or a Tranny????????????????????????????????????
January 12th, 2012
i see this woman around town and this is a tame outfit for her
January 12th, 2012
I would put money on a bet that this is NOT a grandma, and not nearly as old as we think…just too much meth and WAY too many “all nighters” . Bad drugs and nightly anonymous sex will age you fast as hell…
January 12th, 2012
Forever young, that’s all I got to say.
January 12th, 2012
What happens when strippers get social security.
January 12th, 2012
67% of guys would tap that if they could without anyone knowing…
January 13th, 2012
Is this a blow up doll?
January 13th, 2012
WOW, I’d hit bout 4X a day she’s sexy and beautiful!!!! Surely hi-Maintnenace though!!!
January 14th, 2012
I took her to a bar the other night and the bar tender told me he wouldn’t serve her because she was of Doubtful character, I looked shocked Doubtful shes a dead cert!!
January 14th, 2012
Damn, grandmas got some hot legs. Woohoo, Who knew?
January 14th, 2012
I must admit, having no woman in my life for several years now, I’d gladly help her out of her Depends to go for a ride!
January 14th, 2012
I think that’s a man
January 15th, 2012
That’s amazing! I just wish the pic was in focus.
She has amazing legs, but that chest is like something from another planet!! Like Mom’s always said, “if ya got it, flaunt it!”
January 15th, 2012
This lady used to come eat at the restaurant I used to work at in Jasper, AL. She really is as old as she looks. I’d recognize her anywhere.
January 16th, 2012
This is DEFINATELY real! I live in the same town as this lady, and saw her wearing less than this at the Dollar Tree a few weeks ago!!!
January 17th, 2012
Did it hurt?….when you fell off the slut tree and banged every guy on the way down?….
January 17th, 2012
Demi Moore is looking worse for wear since she and Ashton split…
January 18th, 2012
she looks like a he-she
January 18th, 2012
Are those seriously her boobs? They look like those weird plastic ones you put inside your shirt.
January 19th, 2012
At my Walmart, (1 mile away) there’s some 60 year old hooker ex trophy wife ex stripper with giant implants that I see a lot between the hours of 9 pm – 2 am. If I go in after midnight she’ll usually be in there alone buying a TV dinner or something. She’s always dressed with her boobs having out even if its snowing outside. I think she just needs the attention and it makes me feel sad.
January 19th, 2012
FINALLY! This is the chick that haunts to our local Wal-mart. When hubby and I saw her we had to grab the kids and distract them. Believe it or not this is one of her tamer outfits. I would have gotten a picture but we honestly rarely go there.
January 24th, 2012
She is clearly fake people!!!…her chest is clearly practice
January 24th, 2012
Okay…those boobs are just NASTY. You can see the line where they stuffed those boobs under her skin. I can’t believe the surgeon didn’t talk her into some that were more appropriate for her body. But she has some gorgeous legs.
January 25th, 2012
Yes she is real!!! She lives not far from me. She is in her late 60′s!! She does have an awesome figure. Sweet sweet lady, but please it’s time to stop!!!!
January 26th, 2012
I personally know the lady in this picture. That is her husband next to her. They are very nice people. He is proud of his wife and her body. I hate to disappoint everybody, but those are not a bad boob job. She is a petite lady. I consider them like family to me.
January 26th, 2012
The boobs are REAL, people!!! I know her and her husband (on the side) personally. It’s is funny how some judge others just from a picture without knowing who they are
January 26th, 2012
she is real i live in the same community as her unfortunately. that is her husband beside her she is in her late 60s but claims to be 40. he dresses her and she has recently had a new boob job so she can deflate and inflate them.
January 28th, 2012
and she may be tiny but when ur 60 and ur skin hangs over the back of your dress its time to stop dressing like you are in your 20s
January 28th, 2012
You know what? I bet Gam Gams gonna…
Find Love in a Hopeless Place!
We found love in a Ho-pless Place, a-ace!
January 28th, 2012
Say what you will but I kinda wish I had Gam Gam’s legs!
February 4th, 2012
She can’t be older than 40. Grannies have saggy leg skin & can’t stand in heels.
Great legs.
February 12th, 2012
Lordy lordy! LMAO…What part of bama is this!? Sad to say she almost looks familiar…goodness gracious this is something….
February 20th, 2012
She is actually a really nice lady !! I use to work at Wal-mart in Sumiton,Alabama and that’s where her husband and her came to shop often.. Just because someone dresses that way doesn’t mean that they r a whore or a prostitute!! I don’t dress that way and I’m not saying the way she dresses is ok, but it’s her body so she’s gonna do what she wants regardless of what other people say
February 20th, 2012
No, she’s real, lives here in Jasper, AL and is in her mid 60s.
February 20th, 2012
Grandma Kardashian is in the house!
February 22nd, 2012
No doubt a very inexpensive trip around the world.
March 2nd, 2012
Well, she’s got some rockin legs. I wish I had legs like that.
March 13th, 2012
This is the Jasper AL “Granny”. Your first day at work, you are told about her(and quite a few of our other infamous customers). Former stripper at “wesleys booby trap.” She’s in her mid 60′s. Her husband has her dress like that and follows her around walmart. he gets off from the looks other people give her. She’s nice…he’s a nasty old perv with some money.
March 14th, 2012
Omg, I tried submitting the same lady, Me and my son were at Walmart last week and saw this Lady took her pic and tried to submit it, Then got
to looking and she is already on here. LOL, this is too funny, She really looks worse in person.
March 20th, 2012
I have SEEN this woman…we were in Applebee’s…yes. She is real. When she and her husband / bf (not sure which) walked into the restaurant it was silent. Then everyone started laughing…there is NO Photoshop in this pic. It’s all true to form…she really does look worse in person.
March 30th, 2012
Oh she was not a stripper. But I know her and she does dress rediculously.
April 1st, 2012
I’m from Walker County, Alabama. I have seen this woman in the bank, seriously! I remember thinking “Grandma got herself a pair of store boughts waaay too late in life. I then went and made fun of her with all of my friends. It’s a scary sight in person. You have no idea.
April 20th, 2012
Sadly this is my aunt! She’s not photoshopped she really looks like this! She is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet! Don’t worry I laugh at her too.
April 24th, 2012
I’d bone the shit outta that
May 2nd, 2012
Im going to say it… I WOULD HIT THAT!!!
May 20th, 2012
This womans husband dresses her, does her make-up, and bought her boobs for her, she had a brain tumor and she is color blind as the result of an operation . With her if her husband says she’s pretty she thinks she’s pretty. My mother took a picture of her and when I saw it I laughed my butt off, then I found out she had an issue and felt sorta bad but still laughed. It is hilarious and I’m sure she could put her foot down if she wanted to, but think about it before you judge. ^^ <3
June 19th, 2012
This pic is definitely real! Saw them in a local restaurant. When they sat down beside me and my 11 yr old son, we got up and moved. I didn’t appreciate a nasty, half naked old woman sitting beside my son! Her husband began yelling very nasty things at me because we moved! Never been so embarrassed in my life.
June 20th, 2012
ok Not Joking this is from where i live. I know this woman and she is real and does dress like this. BUT every one has told me EVERYONE her husband really does make her dress like this she came into a restaurant i use to work at on sunday in the middle of rush right after church. You can tell this woman is very controlled ive never seen her smiling and her so called husband is always smiling when everyone stares. IDK if hes abusive or anything like that but he obviously is a creep and needs taught a lesson
July 19th, 2012
I SO love this!!! I have tried to get her picture.
July 26th, 2012
Give gramma a hug and 20 bucks!
August 26th, 2012
dear lawd. this is in jasper alabama i see that woman everytime i go to the store!!
January 10th, 2013
not to sound like a wet blanket you guys but this is actually a sad situation , this woman is not mentally competent and her husband (the big guy in the back) makes her dress this way and is abusive to her
January 10th, 2013
I wonder if this site doesn’t worry about lawsuits with lablels like that on the photos
January 28th, 2013
Love this photo best looking woman l’ve ever seen ln a walmart.legs like a model I think o have seen this lady before in an early playboy.wish the rest of the woman would try to look like this.l bet the fat an ugly girls really hate her. BUT THEY SHOULD THINK HER FOR IF NOT FOR HER TURNING US ON YOU FAT AN UGLY GIRLS WOULD NEVER GET LAID.LOOK UP CARE FOR A RIDE IN THE NEWEST PHOTOS OF WALMART THIS THE SAME LADY OUTSTANDING. WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE PHOTOS OF THS LOVELY LADY.GIRL FACE IT IF YOU COULD LOOK THIS GOOD YOU WOULD.l would like to think this lady you made my day
April 30th, 2013
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