Precious Cargo



Okay, rappers are taking this whole “what you got in your trunk” thing a little too far. I can put up with packing your car with 157 big ass speakers, but using live people is just ridiculous. We get it, you have money, stop showing off!

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Precious Cargo, 6.6 out of 10 based on 22 ratings

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  1. Russ

    Here goes my man hood, and out comes my father hood. That is adorable.

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    January 11th, 2012

  2. Wally_World Gawker

    Momma’s, don’t let your babies grow up to homeless, living in a car trunk, cowboys.

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    January 11th, 2012

  3. april

    What a moronic caption. See brown skin, think rappers? Racist much? They’re Hispanic you idiot.

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    January 11th, 2012

  4. WILLY WON'TY

    Homeless?? They are in the trunk of a nice Lincoln. I think it’s cute……. odd, but cute.

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    January 11th, 2012

  5. Why waste money on a play pen?

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    January 11th, 2012

  6. Goofy59

    It’s a homeless family enjoying some time on their back porch. OBUMMER’s policies at work!!!!!

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    January 11th, 2012

  7. JaX

    Live Show!!!

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    January 11th, 2012

  8. carol

    Looks to me like they’re living out of their car. Get used to it America. It’s where we’re headed.

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    January 11th, 2012

  9. skiz

    retarded as usual

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    January 11th, 2012

  10. Terry Gappa

    Buuump, bump, bump, that’s the sound of my family trying to get out the trunk. Buuump, bump, bump.

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    January 11th, 2012

  11. Chris

    Hey mijo wake up. we made it to America lmao! Stupid border jumpers!

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    January 11th, 2012

  12. Chris

    Seriously, some jackass has to go all political on this site? By the way, get a brain, all of the “funny” names republican idiots think of to disrespect the president are neither creative nor funny. That said…

    Here we see a family, fresh off a border crossing, peaking out to make sure the coast is clear. They feel a chill in the air, and notice Colorado plates all around. They are safe, nobody would ever look for mexicans in Colorado. Arizona, Texas, California, hell even Utah, but never Colorado.

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    January 11th, 2012

  13. Devi

    Beyonce and Jay Z taking the baby home from the hospital.

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    January 11th, 2012

  14. loki

    the first fresh air since crossing the border.

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    January 11th, 2012

  15. Bolts

    Thats y the mob always drives lincolns, because you can easily fit more than one body in the trunk @ a time!

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  16. blah blah

    The smuggler had to pick up some chips before making a run for the border.

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    January 11th, 2012

  17. Falconv6

    Seriously. WTF are they doing in the trunk?????

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  18. Bobba-lou

    Apparently some people just don’t quite get the concept of tail-gating…..

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  19. Jen

    No one has explained to them what a truck box is yet.

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  20. Just a passing thought: If you didn’t have a Lincoln to support, you might be able to afford an apartment.

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  21. Mr. Know It All

    Just another anchor baby to grow up and become a prisoner. But remember they only want the jobs American’s don’t want. That’s why they are in college right?.

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    January 11th, 2012

  22. Son of Sam's Club

    Junkies in the trunkies

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  23. panda

    It’s getting bad when you don’t even make it into the store before spotting POWM photo op….

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  24. Cpt. Nemo

    A Towncar? The coyotes are getting upscale, heck with the beat up cargo vans.

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  25. jpark

    You should see the other couple, they live in the downstairs apartment

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  26. goose

    Practicing for a pickup.

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  27. vomit knife

    With al that junk in the trunk i hope they call the car Michelle.

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    January 12th, 2012

  28. SmokyJoe

    Sometimes they have trouble assimilating, “Hey Pedro, that’s an automobile, not a donkey wagon, you have to ride in the front, not the back!”

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  29. Bloodhoundgang

    That pic is BS you could fit alote more mexicans in there…unless those are mexicants

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  30. I might take some people over the border from mexico in my trunk if they bought me some stuff at wal-mart….any takers???

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  31. jammay

    now that their at Walmart they can buy a car seat i am sure that safer then them riding in trunk anyway.

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    January 12th, 2012

  32. energizer

    You’ve heard of the “Trunk Monkey”?

    Well, let’s just say that baby swings a mean tire iron.

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  33. Trini

    Anchor baby? That baby’s mom is AM and they are in new Mexico so the guy is most likely native American. So stop hating cause it is cute :)

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    January 13th, 2012

  34. Noah

    Ok, stop me if you heard this before.
    A Cowboy,A woman and A little girl get in the trunk of a car

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    January 17th, 2012

  35. Nothing like having your own live Mariachi band to show your vatos how big you made it in life . Next new week he has Carlos Santana booked .

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    January 20th, 2012

  36. amischiefr

    This isn’t a Rap thing, this is how they got across the border: in the trunk!

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    January 20th, 2012

  37. Common Sense

    You people disgust me. Dd you ever think they might be homeless? Hell, living out of your car is a lot safer for women and children than living in a rapist-infested homeless shelter. You should all be ashamed.

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    January 21st, 2012

  38. Jill

    I just hope someone doesn’t drive with them in the back like that.

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    January 22nd, 2012

  39. mike

    This economy sucks honey!

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    March 7th, 2012

  40. Kat

    Um… they do not look like rappers. Just parents being silly in a trunk. :-/ At least their asses or butt-tummies aren’t hanging out! Lol! I mean I’ve seen worse parents at Walmart. This is one caption I don’t like. Most of them are quite clever, but this one is … sorta.. racist.

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    May 13th, 2012

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