October 9th, 2009
Long Lost Brothers
Is it just me, or do mullets look 10x better with camo? These two are like the Mario and Luigi of Walmart.
Texas and California
Long Lost Brothers,
Is it just me, or do mullets look 10x better with camo? These two are like the Mario and Luigi of Walmart.
Texas and California
Long Lost Brothers,
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I adore these Wal-Creatures. Look at them! They’re totally happy with themselves – in the words of Ni Hao Kai Lan “they make my heart super happy”
October 9th, 2009
“Now, Ima gonna wear my blue camo, so you wear your red so’s we don’t look like twins, OK”
I love that the hat even matches! LOL
October 9th, 2009
And we wonder why people don’t respect America…
October 9th, 2009
Lauren: It’s “you make my heart feel super happy”
October 9th, 2009
Haha I was thinking the same thing “Mario and Luigi!”
October 9th, 2009
Where did they go? I can’t see them!!
October 9th, 2009
Woodland creatures, beware The Mighty Mulletman.
October 9th, 2009
Alabama’s Version of Crips and Bloods
October 9th, 2009
What? there are people in these pictures? I can’t see anything. They blend in so well with the background
October 9th, 2009
They look like color coordinated versions of LL Cool J’s character from “Toys”
October 9th, 2009
The only reason they’re wearing those camo clothes is because their “Git-R-Done” shirts are in the laundry basket.
October 9th, 2009
Where are they? I can’t see them.
October 9th, 2009
Oh snap! A rare sighting of the coveted military edition of Double Dragon!
October 9th, 2009
Proud members of the Wal-Mart militia!
October 9th, 2009
The guy in red is singing: Don’t tell my heart – my achy breaky heart—
October 9th, 2009
Double Dragon ’09
October 9th, 2009
They make ‘Garanimals’ for adults now? Remember those, all you children of the 80′s??
October 9th, 2009
damn they are hot !!! hope they are both free tonite, i need a date…i’ll bring the Pabst Blue Ribbon and they can bring the pork rinds !
October 9th, 2009
We can still see you, Gallagher! He’s at Walmart buying some watermelons to smash!
October 9th, 2009
redneck version of the Crips and Bloods lol
October 9th, 2009
It’s Friday date night! Love me some mulletized camo
October 9th, 2009
Later that night, ShiLeena had herself a camo manwich
October 9th, 2009
i c u u can’t hind from me
October 9th, 2009
In Quito, Ecuador, Firemen wear pinkish red camo as uniforms!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sdN0f3lxVDM/SJpPfHhHgeI/AAAAAAAAA2M/Szh67Ctz6Ec/s400/cuerpo+de+bomberos+de+Ambato.JPG
these two men in blue and red camo are funny as hell!!
October 9th, 2009
I lived in Quito, Ecuador for a couple of years and the firemen there wear pinkish red camo as uniforms!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sdN0f3lxVDM/SJpPfHhHgeI/AAAAAAAAA2M/Szh67Ctz6Ec/s400/cuerpo+de+bomberos+de+Ambato.JPG
LOL!
October 9th, 2009
Nice Package…
October 9th, 2009
What, the guy on the lefy couldn’t find a blue camo cap? slacker.
October 9th, 2009
The hat really brings the whole ensemble together!
October 9th, 2009
I lived in Quito, Ecuador for a couple of years and the firemen there wear pinkish red camo as uniforms!!
LOL!
October 9th, 2009
For some reason the “Heat Miser” and “Cold Miser” songs from Rudolph are running through my head right now. Only, add a twist of Larry the Cable Guy and you’ve got these two fine specimens.
October 9th, 2009
Is it just me or do their belts match?
haha I love how one is from Texas and one is from California.
October 9th, 2009
I thought this site was call PEOPLE of WalMart. I can’t see any people in these pictures!
October 9th, 2009
The guy in the red camo looks like Gallagher!!!!
October 9th, 2009
Pink Camo – allows you to hide, undetected, in the bra & panty clothing racks at mao-mart.
October 9th, 2009
$5 says they’re wearing matching camo socks and undies!
October 9th, 2009
What’s black and white and red all over?
October 9th, 2009
Walmart has hired them to tranquilize dart and tag any customers weighing over 400 pounds….it will be a looooooong day for them…..
October 9th, 2009
“I’m larry, this is my brother Darryl…………this is my other brother…………shit ! Where did Darrel # 2 go !?!?”
October 9th, 2009
All I can think of is Red vs. Blue
October 9th, 2009
…and the score remains tied.
October 9th, 2009
We need one in white camo for a patriotic trifecta.
October 9th, 2009
blue camos is DAZED AND CONFUSED dude! only in camos! he needs the desert camos to cover his shart stains though!
October 9th, 2009
When rednecks take “matching” to the extreme.
I love these guys. Especially Smiley McRedCamo on the right. He even has a matching hat! Really, it’s so incredibly bad that it’s almost good.
Almost.
October 9th, 2009
KELLY7
$5 says they’re wearing matching camo socks and undies!
Oh yes. At the very least, blue and red, respectively.
October 9th, 2009
Somehow I doubt the guy on the left votes Democrat.
October 9th, 2009
“Is it just me or do their belts match?”
Those are the obligatory Boy Scout issued belts. Where else could they have gotten their mad fashion skills.
October 9th, 2009
Mortal combat
October 9th, 2009
oy
October 9th, 2009
I’m surprised that they are not afraid that real military personel might spot them and unleash a beating!
October 9th, 2009
da-da dah da-dat dah!
October 9th, 2009
G.I Joe-Bob.
October 9th, 2009
Blue and Red to boot.
Is the Blue from California and Red from Texas? or vice versa trying to infiltrate?
October 9th, 2009
Nice outfits.
October 9th, 2009
They must have been purchased from a previous Wal-mart sale
October 9th, 2009
nobody over the age of 12 should ever wear camo
October 9th, 2009
They’re probably only “long lost” because they can’t see each other when they pass in the aisle at Walmart.
October 9th, 2009
and now I have the Super Mario Bros. theme stuck in my head. Thanks POWM.
October 9th, 2009
They’re probably only “long lost” because they can’t see each other when they pass in the aisles at Walmart.
October 9th, 2009
Mr. Red is action-hero hotness. Mr. Blue looks like his mom dressed him.
October 9th, 2009
HAHAHAHA!
I mean… so sad.
October 9th, 2009
These guys are the ultimate reasoning behind “don’t ask, don’t tell”.
October 9th, 2009
It takes a special kinds of men to rock sky blue and pink camo outfits.
October 9th, 2009
Blue camo is for blending in at Walmart. Red for blending in at Target. Any good redneck has an outfit for every shopping occasion.
October 9th, 2009
The cali one doesn’t look like it’s at walmart
October 9th, 2009
I can’t see anyone in these pictures.
October 9th, 2009
Exactly where does reddish pink camo blend in? The only place I can think of is a slaughterhouse.
October 9th, 2009
The red is a bit washed out…I bet it is his favorite “dress-up” outfit.
October 9th, 2009
Well at least there clothes look clean….and there are no shart stains, or side boobs, or man panties showing. They even look like they may use soap!
October 9th, 2009
Looks like they’re both working on wedgies!
October 9th, 2009
Wow, Solid Snake really let himself go.
October 9th, 2009
Blue Camo: to hide under the sea. Red Camo: to hide on Mars.
Ladies and gentlemen of America, your final frontier warriors have arrived at a WalMart near you (they’re stocking up on protein bars and ammunition).
Bring it, sperm whale. Bring it, martian. These invisible soldiers are locked and loaded.
October 9th, 2009
It’s the redneck representation of the Democratic and Republican parties.
October 9th, 2009
They are like little Rainbow Brite militia men………..
October 9th, 2009
Perhaps the guy in red camo is going hunting in a slaughter house.
October 9th, 2009
See, my first thought when I saw this wasn’t “Mario and Luigi”, but more “Red vs Blue”. How much you wanna bet they’re rallying teams for a round or two of WallyWorld Paintball?
October 9th, 2009
Who said California was years ahead of everyone else in fashion.
October 9th, 2009
Sorry rednecks, I can still see you.
October 9th, 2009
Please note the wedding band on Mr. Red. That means his wife let him out of the house like this.
October 9th, 2009
Gotta love the mullet! Business in the front PARTY in the back!
October 9th, 2009
Gotta love the mullet tia men. They never seem to smile either.
Business up front PARTY in the back guys!
October 9th, 2009
You know at least they didn’t have to worry about color coordinating!!
Maybe they were at Wal-Mart the same day they were having a sale on the retro camo?
October 9th, 2009
Just think at least the color coordinated!!
Maybe they were at Wal-Mart the same day the Retro Camo was on sale!?
October 9th, 2009
big deal…two different men in two different states with camo on. maybe if they were shopping together, holding hands or something, this would be funny. post each picture seperately and see how unfunny it is.
next!
October 9th, 2009
the Gallagher brothers have reunited
October 9th, 2009
I AM MULLET MAN. haha
i wonder if these men know each other
October 9th, 2009
Fire and Ice – the new Gladiator duo. Betcha never see’um together.
October 9th, 2009
They’re like Ryu and Ken
October 9th, 2009
Gay hunters anyone!!!!
October 9th, 2009
Udo Dirkshneider called….wants his stage gear back.
October 9th, 2009
More like Rainbow Brite Rambos…Hey! I spotted their other sister Daryll on one of the earlier pages sporting her purple camo pants….They forgot to radio her and tell her to wear the matching shirt and hat….So wrong!
October 9th, 2009
I don’t know about y’all, but I’ve got $20 that says neither of these camo-boys have been any closer to a war than watching Rambo and Chuck Norris flicks.
October 10th, 2009
Oh, yes!! they ARE dressed up!!! After all, their shirts are tightly TUCKED IN as they’re wearing belts.
oh, how i love this site (I used to be Connie, lost my stuff figure a new name fits)—it fills the void that the Mulletsof America site had. Or–whatever that sties’ name was.
October 10th, 2009
Or—from those in Alabama…. they could be headed to the Ironbowl–one’s dressed in Blue for Auburn (with his orange draws of course) and the other guy is Red for Alabama! I’m sure they speak with a drawl…even the guy in california! hahaha
October 10th, 2009
I think making fun of the mullet is out of style. 80s fashion is back (for some unknown reason) so the mullet should be accepted too. If you can wear skinny jeans, high tops and a Run DMC shirt…you can have a mullet.
October 10th, 2009
It doesn’t matter what color camo you wear.. Nothing can hide the hillbilly beer gut.
October 10th, 2009
These two have a sister who shops at the Walmart down in Florida, she wears the pink camo.
October 10th, 2009
I’ll bet there was a sticker on the outside of the box that said – “FREE MULLET’ hair stylin kit included.
October 10th, 2009
You can’t see uuuusssss !!!
October 10th, 2009
Is checking for you wallet part of the uniform?
October 10th, 2009
Uncle Sam does not want you.
October 10th, 2009
Ha ha, Walmart Contra! Which one’s player 1 again? Ah, whatever, just don’t forget:
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, SELECT, START.
If you don’t hit select you can’t enjoy the incredible savings simultaneously.
October 10th, 2009
Redneck Crips and Bloods, hope they’re not in the same store or some sh*t will go down
October 10th, 2009
Pretty sure the red one is Gallagher
October 10th, 2009
With camo like that, they can’t hide anywhere….
October 10th, 2009
I was gonna wear my yellow camo.
October 11th, 2009
LOOK, They’re both goin’ for their wallets!
October 12th, 2009
I find it interesting that neither of these outfits serve their purpose. They are doing the opposite of camouflaging.
October 12th, 2009
“We were never brothers……We were step-brothers.”
October 12th, 2009
Has anyone noticed that they have awsome mullets to match those oh so awsome outfits!!!!SWEET BABY…lol
October 12th, 2009
Look out its the “Walmart Mafia” watch out here they come
October 12th, 2009
Holly Shit!! Isn’t that Gallagher in the pink!!
October 12th, 2009
Business in da front and party in da back!
October 13th, 2009
I don’t know about the Mario Bros, they remind me more of Beavis and Butthead
October 13th, 2009
Mario and Luigi go to war.
October 13th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that one in red camo is Patrick Bergen incognito-like.
October 13th, 2009
Just think they probably even bought their clothes at Walmart and got their mullets at the beauty shop there!!
October 14th, 2009
LOL, so this is what it looks like when the real life Ikari Warriors retire
October 14th, 2009
I didn’t even notice the mullets!!!!
October 14th, 2009
the invasion of walmart has been launched
October 17th, 2009
Holy Cow! it’s Pvt. Parts & General Delivery, striking fear into the hearts
of Frenchmen, from Quebec to Paris.
October 18th, 2009
they remind me of that old Nintendo game “Guerrilla War”.
October 19th, 2009
all i can think of is the 1990 video game “Double Dragon” lololololol.
October 20th, 2009
Maybe it’s like a tournament, Red Vs Blue
October 21st, 2009
is it me or is the guy on the right look a lot like Gallagher???
October 22nd, 2009
They even scratch their asses the same way!
October 24th, 2009
Business in the front, Party in the back!
October 28th, 2009
It’s like life evolved twice.
November 5th, 2009
The redneck version of the power rangers. and no kiddies there is no black ranger this time.
November 5th, 2009
Did the red guy and blue guy from contra both run out of ammo and need to get more supplies? of course, at a low low price.
November 20th, 2009
Gangster Mullet Crips VS Gangster Mullet Bloods.
December 3rd, 2009
this is a daily sight in my walmart we have whole groups come in and they look like the easter bunny got sick of coloring eggs and switched to people
May 24th, 2011
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