January 13th, 2012
Let’s Play A Game
And it’s time for one of my favorite (and quite possibly the grossest) game, “How much money would it take to get you to lift and sniff?
Colorado
Let's Play A Game,
And it’s time for one of my favorite (and quite possibly the grossest) game, “How much money would it take to get you to lift and sniff?
Colorado
Let's Play A Game,
122 Comments, Comment or Ping
How much miney could you hide in there?
A different kind of bank roll.
January 13th, 2012
Stylin’ and profilin’ !!!
January 13th, 2012
MMMMMmmmm! Cheesie…
January 13th, 2012
wait, what? thats some odd shape..
January 13th, 2012
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if he was asked that question?
January 13th, 2012
Why do I always look at these pics at lunch time? Although they are a good diet aid! Gak!
January 13th, 2012
I wonder if she used that roll to hold the basket handle. Reminds me to remember to bring hand sanitizer for the next time I grab a basket….
January 13th, 2012
can i touch it with gloves? that would change things considerably.
January 13th, 2012
at least the one on the Left covers it up…. that is gross in so many ways… a big EWWWWWW….
January 13th, 2012
They’re trying to make the most momentous decision of the day: apple juice and green beans, or tortilla chips and salsa.
January 13th, 2012
Even broke and unemployed as I am you would have to be talking at least 5 figures left of the decimal for me to consider it.
January 13th, 2012
I would rather give the money to her to buy a shirt that fits. OR join a gym. Or both.
January 13th, 2012
I wonder wot the dark mark around the belly is on the one wearing the jeans???
January 13th, 2012
And my question to you is how much are you willing to spend for the therapy needed after?
January 13th, 2012
exactly why I don’t shop at Walmart
January 13th, 2012
left or right? hardest to learn and as for the game there isnt enough…lol
January 13th, 2012
I would rather you give the money to her to join a gym, buy clothes that fit, and somebody to convince her to use them. I am pregnant and I think if I sniffed some poor Walmart employee would have to clean it up.
January 13th, 2012
@omamouse…don’t you mean the other left?????
this pic is just revolting!!!!
January 13th, 2012
Nice Gunt!
January 13th, 2012
lets see how much do I own left on my car note and house note … yeah that much
January 13th, 2012
Lift and Sniff-that is the question. you couldn’t pay me enough to do it.
January 13th, 2012
The caption alone is UNBEATABLE.
January 13th, 2012
More than the US National Deficit!
January 13th, 2012
That’s as close as they can stand…the gravitational field of each is repelling the other like two magnets.
January 13th, 2012
i am almost sure, that you dont even have to lift and sniff to get a whiff of whatever is brewing.
January 13th, 2012
I would think the “bigger” question is whether it would be possible to stuff a dollar bill in her pants. Tucking it under her stomach, of course, would be cheating.
January 13th, 2012
“May I have extra ‘fromunda cheese’ on that pizza, please??
January 13th, 2012
This reminds me of a run my dad told me about. They tried to lift a lady with rolls like that and found a perfectly preserved water bill from 2009 under one of em!
January 13th, 2012
Just because you “can” wear a size 10 doesn’t mean you really should! Pull it up, cover it up!
January 13th, 2012
WHAT is that line above her pants – underwear or a red crease?? I’m confused and I cannot stop looking at it……… ??
January 13th, 2012
“The only winning move is not to play.” –WarGames
January 13th, 2012
Maybe the other one lifted her shirt so they could have a sumo match.
January 13th, 2012
What is that? How does she get it to separate from the rest of the fat ?
January 13th, 2012
This is one you want to treat like an eclipse, just glance and then look away.
January 13th, 2012
12 bucks I’ll do it for 12 bucks.
January 13th, 2012
Are we sure it’s a woman?
January 13th, 2012
I bet that would smell like a hand full of Damnit! I’ll do it for $215,689.00.
January 13th, 2012
Tim Tebow can’t even part those rolls.
January 13th, 2012
How cold is it in hell today?
January 13th, 2012
Speechless.
January 13th, 2012
I’m guessing either sisters or butch lesbians
January 13th, 2012
Looks like she had a FAIL with a magician’s “sawing a woman in half” trick.
January 13th, 2012
*GAG*…….Whew, that was close.
WTF are you trying to do to us?!?
January 13th, 2012
What, no “I’d hit that”?
January 13th, 2012
I’ll give 5 stars only because I was eating when I looked at the pic then read the caption.. i upchucked a little.
January 13th, 2012
They probably also have scars from men touching them with 10-foot poles.
January 13th, 2012
Aside from how gross looking as the guy is, I can’t figure out if that bulge by the woman’s elbow is a boob or a belly
January 13th, 2012
Not enough $$$$$ in the world for me to touch that! Nasty!
January 13th, 2012
I’m not saying that there isn’t a number that would get me to “lift and sniff”, but I will say this: someone at the US Mint would have to put in some overtime hours printing the amount it would take….
January 13th, 2012
Double muffin top? Zoiks! Note to all jeans manufacturers: PLEASE STOP WITH THE LOW RISE PANTS ALREADY!
January 13th, 2012
imagine the guacamole you could make with what’s under there.
January 13th, 2012
Holy Mother of all living Beings……………..what the hell is that? Is it man, woman or beast? You could probably find enough belly lint under that fold to stuff a quality Walmart pillow.
January 13th, 2012
I’ll pass on a game of lift and sniff. I’ll just take my ball and go home. Somebody else can have all that money and fun.
January 13th, 2012
I can’t tell if its a Man & Woman, two Women or two Men but I know one thing: there’s no way they’re having sex…..
January 13th, 2012
The shape of that thing really reminds me of the plant from “Little Shop of Horrors.”
January 13th, 2012
It would take more than what the US owes in the deficit!
January 13th, 2012
O MY GOD!!!! Is that her stomach or does she have a uni-boob?
January 13th, 2012
There’s not enough money in the world.
January 13th, 2012
Oh my God! How does a muffin top like that even happen? It’s like a double muffin top.
January 13th, 2012
There is likely enough “cheese” stuck in that fold to make a large Domino’s pizza.
January 13th, 2012
I’d lift, sniff, and lick that for FREE. YUM!!!
January 13th, 2012
ok………are those her boobs sagging??
January 13th, 2012
I dont think you would need to lift and sniff. I can smell it through my Droid screen.
January 13th, 2012
That’s just scary. Now my eyes are burning.
January 13th, 2012
@WILLY WON’TY……….I don’t want to traumatize you but I think it’s a size 2 thong she is wearing. It is cutting in pretty bad. It must be made of titanium fibers to avoid bursting and taking out everyone in a 20 yard radius.
January 13th, 2012
Look its the newest flavor of Koolaid, Vanilla whitetrash Ice flavored
January 13th, 2012
Has any one seen my red hula hoop?I can’t find it any where.
January 13th, 2012
These are identical twins – connected at the gut.
January 13th, 2012
I’ve never seen anything like that before and I hope that I never do again.
January 13th, 2012
You don’t have enough money, Jack Daniels AND TEKILLYA or a big enough gun!
January 13th, 2012
Sumo wrestle !!
January 13th, 2012
I’m still trying to figure out if that’s a double gut, or another set of folded arms.
January 13th, 2012
The woman on the right is just as obese as the one on the left but at least is covering up her ugly fat decently. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to hear what those two are talking about here.
One on the right: girl you are looking good, but a longer t-shirt might be appropriate.
One on the left: what you talkin bout….my baby-daddy says I look fine.
January 13th, 2012
I think their conversation might sound more like:
“Should we get the stuff fer chocolate covered bacon cookies, or to make fried twinkies?”
“I don’t know, I jest might be in the mood fer some deep fried butter.”
(All of the above, by the way, were available at the last State Fair I attended.)
January 13th, 2012
Nastier than snorting snot.
I’ll bet they both eat turds wrapped in bacon.
January 13th, 2012
I remember a night many years ago in college waking up in the middle of the night hearing my roommate say to his date, “honey, can you lift your stomach up so I can stick it in”! This may be her daughter.
January 13th, 2012
Just “”EWWWW!”
January 13th, 2012
This is what happens when you have absolutely no self-discipline, no drive to succeed at anything and really don’t even care if everyone finds you completely repulsive and would never in a million years want to have sex with you.
January 13th, 2012
I’d like to spend time with both of these fine looking women (at the same time)!
January 13th, 2012
I thought Colorado was the healthiest state.
January 13th, 2012
If a terrorist were forced to lift and sniff, it would be classified as torture.
January 13th, 2012
the one on the left looks like she is hiding homer simpson under her shirt. his lips are sticking out.
January 14th, 2012
Mom “Honey, you will never get a man wearing a shirt that long.”
Daughter “Maawwwmmm, I don’t wana wear the tube top again.”
January 14th, 2012
Is there any way to UNsee something? Oh, my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 14th, 2012
Stomach boob
January 14th, 2012
I have always wondered what happened to the double mint twins.. now we know…
January 14th, 2012
Her muffin top has a muffin top? Both of ‘em Supersized? O.o
January 14th, 2012
You don’t have enough money for me to do that. Even the thought makes me throw up in my mouth.
January 14th, 2012
Do u have a fork lift and barf bag?
January 14th, 2012
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
January 14th, 2012
IF she buys the right kind of girdle, she’ll have size 3d cups.
January 14th, 2012
mmmm mmmm I’d like to slide my weenie between those rolls of fun!!!!
January 14th, 2012
Do I have to lift BOTH rolls or just the top 1?
January 14th, 2012
Ok Ladies – when you and your body reach this point, you just need to suck it up and find some nice bullet proof polyester pants with a nice roomy elastic band and cover it up.
January 15th, 2012
So…is it true they hide food in those folds? If so she can hide a whole grilled cheese sammich in there.
January 15th, 2012
i dont think iam shopping at wal mart any more this site is getting to be pretty gross!
January 15th, 2012
new meaning to roll it in flour to find the wet spot!!
January 15th, 2012
This is why iam GAY!!
January 15th, 2012
I wonder what their house smells like.
January 15th, 2012
@OHMY – It would be time for me to take a bullet to the brain or have a BBQ in
the bathroom!
January 15th, 2012
Every guy’s fantasy!
January 15th, 2012
If you look real close and listen real hard Homer is trying to tell you something
January 15th, 2012
Pac Man gut is after you!!!
January 15th, 2012
One Fat-Acceptance website I saw directly addressed this phenomenon. Smelly crevices, and the stereotype that fat people stink. The solution? “You grew it. You wash it.” And dry, and put baby powder there.
January 16th, 2012
@Simulated Sanity
You haven’t lived till you’ve had deep fried Oreos!
January 16th, 2012
I would pay you the money I saved by not having to join weight watchers. This site reminds me to put down the cheeseburger!! In fact, I may never eat again….
January 16th, 2012
When wal-mart talks about roll backs, they fail to mention roll fronts. I think that thing is smiling
January 16th, 2012
There is no one short of OBAMA who could dream up a Big enough price tag to go near that wad
January 16th, 2012
Sooooooo…how many stomachs does she have exactly?
January 16th, 2012
the thought “belt” comes to mind.
January 16th, 2012
Looks more like they are gonna pla
y “Hungry Hungry hippo’s”
January 17th, 2012
I CAN’T SEE, I’M BLIND! MY EYES!
January 18th, 2012
This picture gives me wood. That’s all I can say.
January 19th, 2012
her stomach region looksö like a giant abyss.
Ha I’ve got you, just at my first attempt to lift It would gorge me.
Nice try…
January 21st, 2012
Pay me? Hell I’d pay to get me some of that.
January 26th, 2012
Ha ha ha h aha a ha so funny lol
February 11th, 2012
Why has no one asked these two sexy twins to make out for the next pic?!
February 21st, 2012
Sadly, that’s in my Walmart… I recognize both of them. They come in at night most of the time…. Sadly on my shift. We have all the Colorado crazies, I swear…
March 1st, 2012
It’s part of my “Is she pregnant or just fat?” game!
May 10th, 2012
My buddy Alex say’s he’d do it for $200….so find her I’ll get the money.
May 29th, 2012
is she hiding meat under there?
June 19th, 2012
How does that even happen?
May 23rd, 2013
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