January 17th, 2012
The New Planking
Pffft, planking is SOOO 3 months ago. Everybody knows the new shit is Rocket Shipping – the art of putting stuff over your head to pretend you are in a rocket ship.
Pennsylvania & Texas
The New Planking,
Pffft, planking is SOOO 3 months ago. Everybody knows the new shit is Rocket Shipping – the art of putting stuff over your head to pretend you are in a rocket ship.
Pennsylvania & Texas
The New Planking,
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The one on the right is a kid. Sheeesh. Why include that?
January 17th, 2012
I don’t think that the rocket ship on the left will ever get off the ground.
January 17th, 2012
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
January 17th, 2012
I know our Govt is cutting back. But is this lady in the new Walmart witness protection program?
January 17th, 2012
Failure to launch…
January 17th, 2012
Why is this here?
January 17th, 2012
I don’t get what a rocket ship has to do with basketbich….
January 17th, 2012
She had to put the basket over her head, because she was carrying so many other things (including a beer?) she ran out of hands. It’s perfectly logical.
Now me, I would have just put all the other stuff in the basket, and carried it with one hand and the beer with the other.
But then I’m not logical…
January 17th, 2012
SERIOUSLY? I mean the one onthe right is a kid…so ok…put a box on your head…no biggie…but check on the left has a serious problem…laundry basket on head and is that a DIRTY DIAPER in her hand? Maybe she’s hiding her head so no one see’s her dump it in the parking lot! LAME!
January 17th, 2012
To infinity and beyond !!!!
January 17th, 2012
I think rocket shipping would be way more fun than planking. But thats just me. Plus a lot of us will benefit by walmartians keeping things on their heads.
January 17th, 2012
Are you freaking kidding me? And they mention my state as one of the places you will see this phenomenon occurring. Hell it might be worth a try to avoid some of the people I dread running into at my local walmart but I definitely won’t be able to pretend I am in a rocket ship. I will be in camo.
January 17th, 2012
The one on the left ran out of paper bags, apparently…
January 17th, 2012
Too bad there wasn’t a plastic bag in trash can. Would have been one less WalCreature to populate the planet.
January 17th, 2012
I still build forts in my living room. Allegedly for my grandson. So this looks perfectly normal to me.
(Is there anything more universal than building a fort…)
January 17th, 2012
I think she’s just preparing to audition for the redneck version of “Man in the Iron Mask”.
January 17th, 2012
The kid is doing a Snake cosplay!
As for the woman…there’s no excuse, she was just being lazy.
January 17th, 2012
This is what has happened with the availability of cell phones. Super heroes have no phone booths to change into their costumes and have to use whatever cover they can find.
January 17th, 2012
theres gotta be something more amusing. This post seems a little desperate for a laugh.
January 17th, 2012
Does that person have a phobia of bird shit?
January 17th, 2012
The one on the left….bad hair day?
January 17th, 2012
I fully support this new trend for walmart shoppers…hell, I’ll support any movement that encourages ugly people to cover various parts of their body when in public.
January 17th, 2012
Is it just me or does the IQ seem to be dropping as fast as the government’s credit rating?
January 17th, 2012
THat’s the kind of thing I’d do if I happened to be in Walmart after a few beers… just to fit in.
January 17th, 2012
I’m still laughing at the caption! Seriously, the kid I get….my kids do it all the time, with a laundry basket no less. The full grown woman…is this the new substitute for those tin foil hats?
January 17th, 2012
The lady is on the newest redneck diet, your caged in that thing 24/7 and can only eat what you can get through the slots.
January 17th, 2012
She needs a bigger basket.
January 17th, 2012
A bunch of basket-cases.
January 17th, 2012
These people are so ugly…..
January 17th, 2012
This is AA’s new 13th step
January 18th, 2012
Maybe she saw the camera man and just knew he was going to send in a pic of her fat ass to POW so in a futile attempt at hiding she unwittingly assures herself a posting here. ( You damn dummy, anyone who knows you can still recognize you by that massive gut and ass.)
January 18th, 2012
“Man in the Iron Mask: the redneck version”
January 18th, 2012
I think the pucnh line to that old joke is “Get the sack, get the sack”
I n case you haven’t heard it , the joke goes like this
A guy married a REALLY ugly girl, with a lot of money. Every time he wanted a piece, he would make her put a bag over her head. One day he hit his thumb in the car door and yelled “OH F”"”"” She said
I know get the sack”
January 18th, 2012
Please, don’t ever mention planking again. Just let that ridiculous fad die gracefully.
January 18th, 2012
If I had a body like that woman on the left, I’d hide my face too.
January 18th, 2012
“Metal Gear Stupid Walmart Espionage”
January 19th, 2012
How old is that woman really use ur head
January 19th, 2012
The one on the right is my kid! I was looking through here laughing at people and I came across my own kid. That’s what I get for being mean. Sorry sweetie.
January 25th, 2012
its the new panlking or owling
January 28th, 2012
the second one… the kid… im pretty sure thats my younger brother. he’s constantly running around with boxes on his head, and he has those same boots.
just the state is wrong. weird, that.
January 29th, 2012
The Kid if cute but as an adult its wrong.
January 29th, 2012
i recently bought a similar item with other stuff. i put my other stuff in the can, not on me noggin.
February 1st, 2012
im so ganna do that
February 19th, 2012
so ugly even the paper bag fell off her face so she was forced to use a laundry hamper, and her child was so ashamed he put a box over himself lol
March 1st, 2012
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