You Might Be A Redneck



So maybe we have a new game here of “More Redneck”! So is it not wearing a shirt in the middle of winter so your neck (and body) turns red from the cold or is it the guy that literally puts “Red Neck” on his neck? Basically it boils down to your stance on subtlety.

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  1. Brandy

    Looks to me like the guy on the right is in the process of actually buying a shirt! lol Maybe he took off the old one to try one on??…Kinda gross, but makes sense!

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    January 17th, 2012

  2. Ariel

    LOL these people always crack me up. Get a life.

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    January 17th, 2012

  3. Brandy

    I meant to say the guy on the left..ha ha

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    January 17th, 2012

  4. Abbie

    I seriously think the one on the left with no shirt on at all is my redneck astranged step-brother lmao…..

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    January 17th, 2012

  5. Wulf

    Need more chlorine in the gene pool.

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    January 17th, 2012

  6. klberkey

    Wow… leave it to a redneck to try on clothing right there at the rack. Dressing rooms are for rich people.

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    January 17th, 2012

  7. david

    His tramp stamp reads ” brown eye”

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    January 17th, 2012

  8. Stephen

    I was going to comment until I took an arrow to the knee…

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  9. Fly on the wall

    Later on, they’ll search for truck nads in automotive.

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  10. Michelle

    At least it’s spelled correctly.

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  11. one foot over the edge

    He should wear a proper wife-beater so we could see the rest of the elegant transcription…..otherwise why bother

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  12. The only positive I see is that the guy on the left doesn’t have an enormous gut hanging over his. Just give him 10 years and a bunch of brews and he will.

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    January 17th, 2012

  13. Jim

    If the guy on the left had a Mullet it would be game over….. anyone can tattoo the words on themselves…….. No shirt AND a mullet would win hands down.

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    January 17th, 2012

  14. Northerngirl

    At least the guy on the left has his pants pulled up to his waist and actually wears underwear! (I’m so tired of seeing plumber’s cleavage)

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    January 17th, 2012

  15. Mack Bee

    If you see a sign that says, “Say No to Crack,” and it reminds you to pull your jeans up, you might be a redneck!

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  16. Armauld

    I badly want to wedgie the guy on the left.

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  17. LMAO

    The guy on the left. He’s got his huntin’ cap on!!! Not sure what he’s “huntin’ fer” at Wally’s…

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  18. David

    @ least they’re wearing pants!

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  19. momarch

    If only that Red Neck tattoo were in red then it would be perfect!

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  20. momarch

    Maybe Mr Noshirt is trying for some 5 finger shopping….you know walk in with no shirt, walk out with a shirt…who is going to know right?

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  21. MITE

    LOL im thinking the guy on the left is with his mom, and she’s in a hurry! So she made him try the shirt on right there “cuz he’s a boy”! I think Mr. red neck on the right has a home-made tat, so i vote for the guy on the right as the biggest redneck. the guy on the left is just doin what his mamma made him !

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  22. Dan

    It says, RED NECK, he thought the guy doing it was writing BIG DICK

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  23. thingamajig

    I don’t know. It seems oxi moronic to tattoo “red neck” on your neck.

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  24. Simulated Sanity

    I, for one, appreciate a little honesty in the advertising… for a change.

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  25. jpark

    He is helping his sister pick out a dress for her wedding…they are getting married next week

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    January 18th, 2012

  26. Jen

    Redneck dressing room.

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    January 18th, 2012

  27. paw

    was it necessary to also write ‘neck’ on your neck ? – kinda self explanatory

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    January 18th, 2012

  28. Cynic

    It was nice of the guy on the right to give his bunkmate some reading material.

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    January 18th, 2012

  29. bedbug

    “My name is Bubba, and my neck is red.

    Mess with me and I’ll bust yer head.”

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    January 18th, 2012

  30. TaT

    The guy on the right looks like he might be mexican. Could be why he felt he needed to tattoo on his neck.

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    January 19th, 2012

  31. AD

    I actually know the guy on the right. The full tattoo says “Red Neck Peckerwood”

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    January 23rd, 2012

  32. redneckchick

    I think neither of them are wow u have no shirt on big woop and wow u got a tattoo I’m younger then them and plan on getting a tat so neither of them r rednecks

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    May 27th, 2012

  33. Lady

    wow.. that dude on the left might be my nephew….

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  34. bug

    nope the guy on the left is just a dipshit i know him

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