Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers.
Florida & Nevada
46 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Nevada, Walmart Fashion
The one on the right looks like somebody that works as a living statue. The one on the left possibly works sniffing out truffles.
January 19th, 2012
And they told us aliens couldn’t possibly get here……
Someone needs to invent a mirror that shows the back of us BEFORE we leave the house. Poor woman cannot possibly know how she looks from this angle…
So much for gold being a precious metal…
24 Karat cottage cheese ass…
Wally World stalker
“I like Golddddd”
Slop Jar Magoo
I didn’t know that Walmart started making their heavy duty trash bags out of gold.
I thought MC Hammer’s pants were WAY baggier than that.
And in unrelated news, David Bowie recently filed a policy report claiming that two idiots broke into his London mansion and robbed his wardrobe.
“There’s gold in dem hills, oh wait…Its just People of Walmart!” False Alarm!!!
Snap N. McGarrett
They were huffing spray paint in the hardware aisle and things got out of hand.
Havent seen a gold rush like that since 49!!!
Bob, you beat me to it. I am sure the one on the right is a “living statue”
taking a well deserved break. Your observation about the one on the left is spot on.
icy the humor
The thing I love about this site is the wonderfully tacky and unique ways people dare to dress (I’m speaking about the woman in strained-to-the-breaking-point lame).
Gold! always believe in your soul you’ve got the power to know you’re indestructible always believing because you are gold hooo gold.
she has an umbrella for a left leg……… just sayin’
Whoa! I mean….WHOA!
Miss Goldbricks Butt thinks she’s got it going on? There is no end to the bad hair, bad clothes and patently stupid way some folks care to dress!
It’s really NOT expensive to dress appropriately for one’s size, one’s income, one’s age.
I shop at Target a lot of the time. ‘Cause you get cool designers like Isaac Mizrahi, Zac Posen and the Converse Co. that contract with that store.
What I want to know is…where the HELL do these people get this shit they put on their backs?
I mean, is there a “Hot Mess Off The Rack” store I don’t know about?
NOW I get it when they say “All that glitters isn’t gold…….”
I like how the one on the left coordinated her belt with her hair … too bad you can’t see her belt!!
They’re trying to trade themselves in for “Cash for Gold.”
Typical low class, ignorant, welfare rat.
The guy on the right is one of the odd cast of weirdos that hang out in old downtown Vegas….a bunch of people dress up and ask for money.
The purpose of a belt is to accentuate your waist, which it cannot do if your fat completely covers it up. Just one of the many fashion fails on display here!
14 Karat krazy
They both should have a baby.
@ $1655.00 an ounce, she should be worth….crap.
Since the military abolished the “dont ask dont tell policy”, the homosexuals of the military are free to dress as they please. Can’t say much for the (gold) brick house on the left tho I might just bang her. Hey it’s cold and lonely up here in the frigid north……
Call up the Men In Black, two aliens have escaped.
Nasty is just nast.y, even golden, its still nasty. BTW, that guy needs to be slapped upside his gay head for disgracing the uniform like that!
January 20th, 2012
pass for being in Florida and Nevada
The guy on the right is amazing. He works on Freemont st. It is his dads old uniform. He donates all the money that he earns. I don’t remember to what but my husband talked to him for a good 20 minutes when we met him.
January 24th, 2012
LOL@Bob – “sniffing out truffles” made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!!
January 25th, 2012
And you will never forget the name….GOLDDDDD..DUSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2012
Looks like The Hoffmans from Gold Rush(Discovery Channel) are looking in the wrong area!
February 1st, 2012
The guy on the right i am assuming im las vegas he works outside the golden nugget as a staue and raisws money
February 3rd, 2012
The one on the right works on the Vegas Strip in front of the Bellagio. He does work as a living statue. You tip him and you can take pictures with the guy. He was on Fremont Street for a while.
February 4th, 2012
The one on the left is my newphew , Kendra you are right he is a street performer and honors the Military. The one on the left leaves alot to be desired!
February 13th, 2012
DINGBATEH…do you have an email address for him?!? I have a great pic with him that I would love to share. My address is my username @gmail! !
February 14th, 2012
The one on the left is auditioning for American Idol…the one on the right…works as a weathervane for Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (get BACK to where ya once belonged).
February 26th, 2012
The gold guy is the statue, I was looking for a pic of someone in a florida walmart nd came across this.
I had to do a double take I recognized him right away because I have pics of and with him from Freemont Street, nice !
March 2nd, 2012
The guy is actually super cool looking!
Cittage Cheese but woman…eh not so much
March 4th, 2012
I know the guy on the right! He works as a soldier living statue on the Las Vegas strip… cool dude… the whale on the left shouldn’t be in the same category
May 16th, 2012
The first comment is right the one on the right does work as a statue on Fremont.
November 23rd, 2013