Going For Gold



Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers.

Florida & Nevada

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  1. Bob

    The one on the right looks like somebody that works as a living statue. The one on the left possibly works sniffing out truffles.

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    January 19th, 2012

  2. verbatim

    And they told us aliens couldn’t possibly get here……

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    January 19th, 2012

  3. stormy

    Someone needs to invent a mirror that shows the back of us BEFORE we leave the house. Poor woman cannot possibly know how she looks from this angle…

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    January 19th, 2012

  4. Scott R

    So much for gold being a precious metal…

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    January 19th, 2012

  5. nate

    24 Karat cottage cheese ass…

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    January 19th, 2012

  6. Wally World stalker

    “I like Golddddd”

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    January 19th, 2012

  7. Slop Jar Magoo

    I didn’t know that Walmart started making their heavy duty trash bags out of gold.

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    January 19th, 2012

  8. madigan

    I thought MC Hammer’s pants were WAY baggier than that.

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    January 19th, 2012

  9. Brian

    And in unrelated news, David Bowie recently filed a policy report claiming that two idiots broke into his London mansion and robbed his wardrobe.

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    January 19th, 2012

  10. Patrick

    “There’s gold in dem hills, oh wait…Its just People of Walmart!” False Alarm!!!

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    January 19th, 2012

  11. AAA

    gold nuggets……

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    January 19th, 2012

  12. Snap N. McGarrett

    They were huffing spray paint in the hardware aisle and things got out of hand.

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    January 19th, 2012

  13. Havent seen a gold rush like that since 49!!!

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    January 19th, 2012

  14. noodengr

    Bob, you beat me to it. I am sure the one on the right is a “living statue”
    taking a well deserved break. Your observation about the one on the left is spot on.

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    January 19th, 2012

  15. icy the humor

    The thing I love about this site is the wonderfully tacky and unique ways people dare to dress (I’m speaking about the woman in strained-to-the-breaking-point lame).

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    January 19th, 2012

  16. Eric

    Gold! always believe in your soul you’ve got the power to know you’re indestructible always believing because you are gold hooo gold.

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    January 19th, 2012

  17. WILLY WON'TY

    she has an umbrella for a left leg……… just sayin’

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    January 19th, 2012

  18. ReDu

    Whoa! I mean….WHOA!

    Miss Goldbricks Butt thinks she’s got it going on? There is no end to the bad hair, bad clothes and patently stupid way some folks care to dress!

    It’s really NOT expensive to dress appropriately for one’s size, one’s income, one’s age.
    I shop at Target a lot of the time. ‘Cause you get cool designers like Isaac Mizrahi, Zac Posen and the Converse Co. that contract with that store.
    What I want to know is…where the HELL do these people get this shit they put on their backs?
    I mean, is there a “Hot Mess Off The Rack” store I don’t know about?

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    January 19th, 2012

  19. Bobba-lou

    NOW I get it when they say “All that glitters isn’t gold…….”

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    January 19th, 2012

  20. Kestra

    I like how the one on the left coordinated her belt with her hair … too bad you can’t see her belt!!

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    January 19th, 2012

  21. Jen

    They’re trying to trade themselves in for “Cash for Gold.”

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    January 19th, 2012

  22. missy

    Typical low class, ignorant, welfare rat.

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    January 19th, 2012

  23. jpark

    The guy on the right is one of the odd cast of weirdos that hang out in old downtown Vegas….a bunch of people dress up and ask for money.

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    January 19th, 2012

  24. Larry

    It’s C3PO!

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    January 19th, 2012

  25. creaky

    The purpose of a belt is to accentuate your waist, which it cannot do if your fat completely covers it up. Just one of the many fashion fails on display here!

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  26. 14 Karat krazy

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  27. Whore Greeter

    They both should have a baby.

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  28. bedbug

    @ $1655.00 an ounce, she should be worth….crap.

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  29. diggerie-doo

    Since the military abolished the “dont ask dont tell policy”, the homosexuals of the military are free to dress as they please. Can’t say much for the (gold) brick house on the left tho I might just bang her. Hey it’s cold and lonely up here in the frigid north……

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  30. LST

    Call up the Men In Black, two aliens have escaped.

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  31. Demon

    Nasty is just nast.y, even golden, its still nasty. BTW, that guy needs to be slapped upside his gay head for disgracing the uniform like that!

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    January 20th, 2012

  32. thingamajig

    pass for being in Florida and Nevada

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    January 20th, 2012

  33. Kendra

    The guy on the right is amazing. He works on Freemont st. It is his dads old uniform. He donates all the money that he earns. I don’t remember to what but my husband talked to him for a good 20 minutes when we met him.

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  34. michelle

    LOL@Bob – “sniffing out truffles” made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!!

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    January 25th, 2012

  35. Dave

    And you will never forget the name….GOLDDDDD..DUSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!

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    January 26th, 2012

  36. Patrick

    Looks like The Hoffmans from Gold Rush(Discovery Channel) are looking in the wrong area!

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    January 26th, 2012

  37. Victor

    …………GOLDDUST!!!!!

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    February 1st, 2012

  38. chattynatty

    The guy on the right i am assuming im las vegas he works outside the golden nugget as a staue and raisws money

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    February 3rd, 2012

  39. VegasBobbie

    The one on the right works on the Vegas Strip in front of the Bellagio. He does work as a living statue. You tip him and you can take pictures with the guy. He was on Fremont Street for a while.

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    February 4th, 2012

  40. Dingbateh

    The one on the left is my newphew , Kendra you are right he is a street performer and honors the Military. The one on the left leaves alot to be desired!

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  41. colewolpert

    DINGBATEH…do you have an email address for him?!? I have a great pic with him that I would love to share. My address is my username @gmail! !

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    February 14th, 2012

  42. Eric Driver

    The one on the left is auditioning for American Idol…the one on the right…works as a weathervane for Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (get BACK to where ya once belonged).

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    February 26th, 2012

  43. meli

    The gold guy is the statue, I was looking for a pic of someone in a florida walmart nd came across this.
    I had to do a double take I recognized him right away because I have pics of and with him from Freemont Street, nice !

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    March 2nd, 2012

  44. Emily

    The guy is actually super cool looking!
    Cittage Cheese but woman…eh not so much

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    March 4th, 2012

  45. Brai

    I know the guy on the right! He works as a soldier living statue on the Las Vegas strip… cool dude… the whale on the left shouldn’t be in the same category

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  46. Nikki

    The first comment is right the one on the right does work as a statue on Fremont.

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    November 23rd, 2013

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