Crack It Open



Is there anything worse than the ass-crack of dawn on a Monday? I submit that there is not.

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Crack It Open, 7.4 out of 10 based on 28 ratings

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  1. Rich

    Woman arrested at walmart with 25lbs of crack

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    January 23rd, 2012

  2. John C

    Yes there is! Ass crack on Moday’s at a Daycare!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  3. La

    good god, those appear to be nurse scrubs…would hate to see that crack while hospitalized! especially since I wind up in the hospital because of my bad pancreas…after days of vomiting.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  4. UrinalCake

    Crack kills!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  5. Slop Jar Magoo

    The dog is sniffin’ it and has a frown on it’s face……….crack kills

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    January 23rd, 2012

  6. Ithadtobeme

    Holy crack, er, I mean crap. Does she feel the breeze?

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    January 23rd, 2012

  7. blaine

    Looks like the red dog is smelling her business…

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    January 23rd, 2012

  8. Kristen

    I know she has to feel the cool air on her derriere. Time to find pants that fit.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  9. Mummy

    Which reminds me, I need to buy a new bike stand.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  10. Dee Cee

    Practicing for her State Plumbers exam

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    January 23rd, 2012

  11. Mack Bee

    They start ‘em early nowadays.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  12. sean

    I seem to have forgotten my bottle opener, can possibly use your crack for a second, to open my beer?

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    January 23rd, 2012

  13. Stephanie

    She’s not smuggling crack, she’s smuggling two pot bellied pigs in there!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  14. MOTLEY CRUE

    Whhheeeeeewwwwyyy!!!!!Talk about a bubble butt!!!!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  15. judi

    don’t do Crack… Crack is bad!! mmmmkay!!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  16. David W.C. Kidder

    That’s something that all the King’s men and all the King’s horses will not put back together again

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    January 23rd, 2012

  17. Wulf

    I don’ know which is more disturbing. The fact she is showing WAY too much in her scrubs or the fact it appears she is going commando under those scrubs.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  18. Dr.MoeFoe

    THAT’S HOT!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  19. Larry

    Is that a kernel of corn way deep in the crack????

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    January 23rd, 2012

  20. Not Me

    Looks like Snoopy is leaning over to puke.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  21. SCARED to LOOK

    Like Nancy Reagan told us, “JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!”

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    January 23rd, 2012

  22. LuLu

    At Rich, I think 25 lbs is an understatement!!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  23. bob

    I’d hit that…with a brick

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    January 23rd, 2012

  24. rajalexi

    I would NOT hit it!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  25. Jenn

    Are you kidding me???? You cannot tell me that she did not know that her ass was shining. There is absolutely no excuse for that. being out in the open like that.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  26. i do it , iam hard up!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  27. Does this woman not own a single pair of underwear? You’re at Wallymart. Pick up a pair on your way out.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  28. Bolts

    I think I threw up on her one drunken night. No, I would have killed myself first,my mistake.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  29. Jk

    question….how do you NOT feel a draft with half of your ass hanging out for the world to see???

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    January 23rd, 2012

  30. girl watcher

    Lets see. Will this storage box hold all my butt-atoes? How about my art-cheek-oats? Maybe my bun-yuns? How about my crack-ers? I’ll put an ass-teric here while I stink about it.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  31. girl watcher

    Maybe she needs a place to store her butt-er. Does Wally World take out of town cheeks? Her lay away is in a-rear-age. She never uses her rear-view mirror. She could use this for her pooted-plants. The storage boxes have bum-per feet on them.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  32. girl watcher

    In prison the men call that a prison wallet. For her is that a nurse purse?

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    January 23rd, 2012

  33. JEFFRO BODINE

    If you put your cursor on her butt it says 3501. Is that her weight or gas pressure?

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    January 23rd, 2012

  34. eunuch

    No underpants? The suction is holding her to the floor.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  35. coopster

    Her ass could light the way in case of power outage.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  36. Jason

    I Suggest this one be taken down. as there is no clear proof the person is in their right state of mind. I am thinking by the way they are sitting, it’s a mentally handicapped person. the person snapping the photo should be ashamed of themselves.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  37. LST

    This simply isn’t right, I wonder how many people walked by and suddenly felt sick to their stomach?

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    January 23rd, 2012

  38. KrisKringle

    Yet somehow strangely erotic. If she did that at my house I would definitely …

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    January 23rd, 2012

  39. Bobba-lou

    I couldn’t resist sneaking up to her commando crawling and drawing nipples in just the right spot……..

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    January 23rd, 2012

  40. Rachel

    This kind of stuff never ceases to amaze me. You’re in a frickin Walmart! Buy some pants that fit!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  41. EasterBunny

    There’s something about the roundness that turns me on…strange, I thought I’d be grossed out..but i’m not!

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    January 23rd, 2012

  42. JAG

    You see, somebody out there likes looking at this.

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    January 23rd, 2012

  43. Looks like she needs a wipe

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    January 23rd, 2012

  44. Jen

    She’s used to “wise cracks.”

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    January 23rd, 2012

  45. Son of Sam's Club

    are they making a new version of the Blob?

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    January 23rd, 2012

  46. thingamajig

    Ass crack aside, I don’t get why she needs to sit on the floor to inspect the storage drawers.

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    January 24th, 2012

  47. goose

    You know, there are some really sick people on here today.

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    January 24th, 2012

  48. JAG

    @Goose – Why should it be different than any other day?

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    January 24th, 2012

  49. popan@tor

    Butt is broken cause it is cracked.

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    January 24th, 2012

  50. Fatback Bob

    I haven’t seen a crack like that since the last California earthquake……..

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    January 24th, 2012

  51. Joe

    say “NO” to crack!

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    January 24th, 2012

  52. Better hope there is no one standing behind her with a pack of pencils…

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    January 24th, 2012

  53. Whore Greeter

    I love crack. Nice ass. Thanks PoWM.

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    January 24th, 2012

  54. toeachhisown

    No sh*t! Thare really IS a piece of corn in her crack! ROFLMFAO

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    January 25th, 2012

  55. JAG

    So, you enlarged the picture enough to look for that! You need help.

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    January 25th, 2012

  56. toeachhisown

    GUILTY! LOL

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    January 25th, 2012

  57. icy the humor

    It looks like she’s hatching something.

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    January 26th, 2012

  58. LYNN

    I just don’t get it , ppl that have their butt hanging out has to feel the breeze ! Do they just not care ?

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    January 29th, 2012

  59. Ladygrail

    How do you not know this is happening…?!

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    January 31st, 2012

  60. dragon gurl

    Perfect example of a coke whore

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    March 1st, 2012

  61. dragon gurl

    perfect example of a crack whore

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    March 1st, 2012

  62. SLITT

    I thought the GRAND CANYON was in AZ

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    March 10th, 2012

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