January 24th, 2012
Forever Lazy
You ever hit that point where you question our entire population as a species? I mean I was at the tipping point with the Snuggie, but now we are so spoiled and lazy that even a Snuggie is inconvenient?!?! We have to have onesies now? Really? Hell, they aren’t even trying to be cute with the name, they call the damn thing Forever Lazy! Wow! “Hey fat lazy Americans, now you don’t have to change your clothes at all.” Wow!
Florida & Indiana
Forever Lazy,
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I think they need to make them in 5x and above!!!
January 24th, 2012
I’d hit the leopard print chick. Hell, throw in the pink chick to. Fupas need loving to.
January 24th, 2012
I’m at a loss for words…
January 24th, 2012
Oh God, please don’t let her butt flap come open.
January 24th, 2012
I’m sure they aren’t meant to wear outside the home. People have no pride anymore…at last not at Walmart.
January 24th, 2012
The pink one looks like Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba. The one on the right looks like Peg Bundy’s long lost sister.
January 24th, 2012
But, it’s still better than seeing huge body parts hanging at odd angles.
January 24th, 2012
All the pink one needs is an elephant trunk…..complete animal.
January 24th, 2012
Aaaaahhhh, run away, it’s the Kool-Aid man!
January 24th, 2012
I think you got the title wrong…………it should be “FOREVER FAT AND LAZY”. I didn’t know those things would handle that much stress.
January 24th, 2012
I have the Forever Lazy’s more stylish, older cousin: Bunnywarez.
January 24th, 2012
It’s hard to believe people find these acceptable to wear in public…
January 24th, 2012
They do advertise that you can wear them in public- at sporting events and such. I assume they meant NASCAR in the advertisement.
January 24th, 2012
a onesie. At least not the pink one. It may be pajamas, but that is a shirt/pants set. You can see the hem of the shirt. Looks like chewed bubble gum. :-/
January 24th, 2012
this is news to me. It does seem inconvenient.
January 24th, 2012
one size fits all? hmmm
January 24th, 2012
I think they need to change 1 size fits all to one size fits 170 and under..
January 24th, 2012
@Sadi….watch the infomercial….shows them being worn at the store…at ballgames etc……I thought wearing pjs to shop is sad…..no words for this
January 24th, 2012
It a bird, its a plane, its PEPTO BISMOL WOMAN OR MAN!
January 24th, 2012
the one on the right is wearing a two piece…if you look close you can tell….the one on the left? I dunno…maybe the waistline is hidden by her gunt…
January 24th, 2012
Hate to say it but this is the logical progression, we accepted nylon sweat pants, then sweat pants, next in line was the gym shorts, parachute pants, sports bras worn as a top, tank tops (both for men or women), swim suits (tops and/or bottoms). (i may have left out a couple of fashion trends) Now pajamas (i have to agree with SADI at least it covers it up), next will be (god forbid) underware or no clothes at all.
January 24th, 2012
I just LOVE the way the pink one’s gunt is “snuggling” the case.
January 24th, 2012
I have a friend who swears by these things. I wouldn’t be caught dead in one. Wearing them outside the home is as bad as people who wear bed pants everywhere or saggin. I see women who put on make up and fix their hair only to throw on bed pants as clothing to wear to go out in. WTH!!!
January 24th, 2012
okay, does ANYONE remember the movie WALLE?? lol anyone notice some comparisons here?????
January 24th, 2012
The Kool Aid man sure has faded over the years!
January 24th, 2012
hey the one on the right is kim karshadian after a bad night
January 24th, 2012
i am amazed at how many people have no insight regarding their appearance!!! Maybe they just don’t give a crap
January 24th, 2012
….
January 24th, 2012
Can’t be Kim Kardashian, there is no huge rear end. (Have you seen that thing?)
January 24th, 2012
Any idea how I can get the image on the left out of my mind without resorting to eye bleach, readers?
January 24th, 2012
Scott, maybe no clothes would make us all shape up. Ya, right….
January 24th, 2012
And I was embarassed because I put a jacket over my pj top and jeans? What was I thinking?
January 24th, 2012
I knew, from the moment the commercials first came out, that it was only a matter of time before we would start seeing this phenomenon on POWM.
January 24th, 2012
we are moving closer and closer to the world of Wall-E and now we have the suits.
January 24th, 2012
God she could of atleast spared people and put clothes on… Gag
January 24th, 2012
Shrink-wrapped in hideous pink. When you’re the size of a small whale and not nearly as sleek, it would be smart to wear something a little less form fitting. As for the girl on the right, I wouldn’t even wear those pajamas to bed, much less a store.
January 24th, 2012
The one on the left looks like the jolly green giant spit out his bubble gum!
January 24th, 2012
The Leopard lady wears it pretty well. The slob in the red looks like she’s going to a costume party as an enormous dog dick.
January 24th, 2012
I wonder if the Cheetah on the right is house broken. I’d adopt her.
January 24th, 2012
They don’t need to make them AT ALL let alone in a 5x…..those are the most ridiculous and disgusting thing EVER.
January 24th, 2012
*Fervently praying* Thank you Lord for my mirror. Please Lord, if it’s your will, give some of these people mirrors . . . preferably before they leave their houses. Amen
January 24th, 2012
You’re just going to have to face the fact that some of us are different species. Obviously, some more intelligent than others.
January 24th, 2012
50 bucks says the one on the left has more than 3 cats
January 24th, 2012
Florida, again? F*ck me! SMH
Y’all are always complaining that these Walcreatures should cover up, then when they do, you still complain. Sheesh!
January 24th, 2012
im seriously disappointed i dont see underwear lines. sigh..
January 24th, 2012
I’d take the little leopard lady any day and “pet her!” The fat blimp, you can throw into a toxic waste dump.
January 24th, 2012
The left one is a pink elephant on parade!
“What’ll I do?! What’ll I do?! What an unusual view!” *BANG*
January 24th, 2012
Credit is given 4 simple fact that at least they r not naked…I get wearin 1sy when ur 2 but this is pushin it…if ur that cold get vitamins n c a doc otherwise the formfit blanket @ hm
January 24th, 2012
I sure hope she sees herself on here and is as shocked as we are at how nasty and gross she is. ( Im referring to the one on the left of course, the other is actually pretty hot )
January 24th, 2012
You know you are too fat when a Forever Lazy doesn’t fit you.
January 24th, 2012
the “new” ugly makes the “old” ugly look downright attractive
January 24th, 2012
I think people that wear pajamas in public are scum of the earth.
January 24th, 2012
Proof that one size does NOT fit all…
January 24th, 2012
Well, ladies, you wanted people to cover up and leave something to the imagination. The pink one is fully covered. How’s your imagination?
January 24th, 2012
They are like in a comic book i think.
January 24th, 2012
Looks like tickle me elmo has been main-lining fried chicken puree
January 24th, 2012
the one in the pink is what i want to roll in flour and find her wet spots !!!
January 24th, 2012
It’s time to see the doctor if you’re sleepwalking your way to Wal-mart.
January 24th, 2012
Eunuch, I laugh every time I see your name. I worked with a Frenchwoman who pronounced the word “unique” that way. Some confusion ensued for a while until we figured out what she meant.
January 24th, 2012
Pretty in PInk
Can I get a…. Can I get a…
I’D HIT THAT!!!
January 24th, 2012
I didn’t know you could see pink elephants without doin’ dope.
January 24th, 2012
If I quit drinking, then WHY am I still seeing pink elephants?
January 24th, 2012
The first one is truly frightening. I’m fifteen and I admit I have a onesie I still like to sleep in when it’s cold (don’t judge me!), but even someone as un-classy as me knows not to wear that sort of thing in public. Especially not Walmart, cuz you could get photographed and end up here.
January 24th, 2012
I have yet to see these being worn around where I live . . . THANK GOD! I do have a horrible feeling though, that these are going to be a huge hit here in northeastern Ohio. I just do not understand how someone can walk out of the house and not at least THINK about how awful they look. If they did consider it, they wouldn’t walk around like that. . .
January 24th, 2012
The one in pink looks like a teletubby……..put an antenna on her head and she’s ready to go……no costume needed.
January 24th, 2012
baggy leopard skin pajama chick can get it!
January 24th, 2012
When I look at the one in pink, I wonder just how long those seams are gonna last. I don’t want to be around when the fat gets loose. Someone could get a concussion!
January 24th, 2012
The one in pink has running shoes on, she is probably going jogging.
January 24th, 2012
I do believe you could start a spin off of this site and call it people of wal-marts 5 dollar dvd bin. Come on really what the f#*(# is in those bins worth owning?
January 25th, 2012
with a few, minor, exceptions; if you are covered from head to foot with clothing, but it’s so tight it STILL has the effect of showing what you’d look like naked anyway they should still be able to arrest you for public indecency. especially if you -choose- to walk around looking like someone filled a condom with cottage cheese mixed with pepto bismol. one size fits all, except YOU.
January 25th, 2012
one positive of the onesie is total containment – no gaps. now if it only had a hood….
January 25th, 2012
When you see people dressed in public like this it speaks volumes.
January 25th, 2012
Pinky looks like a piece of chewed cotton candy with legs. Ewww!
January 25th, 2012
The one on the left looks like she is concealing items not yet paid for. It will however take a brave security guard who volunteers to strip search her, or a very sick one, take your pick.
January 25th, 2012
i dont know whats worse…the fact that these women dont have enough respect to dress appropriately, or that most men think that the one on the right is hot and that they’d “hit it”, going by body size only, cuz you cant se her face nor her shape and putting the larger one down cuz they can!…smh
January 25th, 2012
I was wondering how long it would take for the “Forever Lazy” to show up on POWM! I’m not sure these are authentic – the real ones have a hoodie. My 10 year old wanted one really bad so I got her an Xtra small adult one. She just wears it around the house. I am rather appalled that they are marketing this to wear in public. I love the African-American gentleman in the ad cheering at a tailgate party! Come on, no self-respecting brother would be caught dead in one of these things!
January 25th, 2012
ok in my world they are wearing ones like this called “feety pj’s” yes, they actually have the full feet. wal mart and sams sold them this year before christmas. when they wear them out in public they slip on sliders or flip flops n force the thong beween their toes. aint that a pruty thought? i say wear what you want at home, but when you go out, dress your ass in grown up clothes! sheesh!
January 26th, 2012
The sad part is that the fat chick REALLY THINKS she looks like the cheetah chick. I know that I’m being mean towards fat asses, but seriously folks. GET A CLUE!!! Just because it “fits” does NOT mean you have to wear it, it’s not MAGIC, it’s cloth. -Just sayin’
January 27th, 2012
how many people have to make the “pink elephant” joke until it becomes funny??
January 29th, 2012
I think they need more full-length mirrors in Wal-Mart. This would help a lot. Along side the greeter at the front door there should be a full-length mirror keeping you in check!
January 29th, 2012
Ine size does not fit all!!
January 31st, 2012
The leopard print gal was hot… Unfortunately, the pink one had already made me impotent…..
February 6th, 2012
Half the kids at my school wear onesies TO SCHOOL everyday. And it’s not just about being lazy, they go to the trouble of putting on makeup and jewelry and doing their and all, too. It’s some weird fashion trend…
February 25th, 2012
One size DOES NOT fit ALL
March 4th, 2012
Snuggies ARE inconvenient and stupid-looking. I have one that I got for Christmas and I barely use it. These are onesies for adults, and they’re even stupider-looking.
April 24th, 2012
this is SOOO american lmao
July 3rd, 2012
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