January 24th, 2012
On Top Of Old Smokey
I haven’t the slightest idea of what’s going on out in Row 4 of the Walmart parking lot, but I suspect some of you might have some ideas. Let’s hear ‘em and the best one gets to join this guy’s band.
Alaska
On Top Of Old Smokey,
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well obviously, that kid is letting the guy sample some of his good stuff.. gotta hook the new customers!
January 24th, 2012
I have geetars and candy at my house little boy~~wanna go see??
January 24th, 2012
I am so shocked at this picture. I would’ve bet $1000 he’d play a banjo…
January 24th, 2012
One last drag on his cigarette to steal his nerves before his debut gig at Walmart.
January 24th, 2012
van handicap parking ….. “I wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go!”
January 24th, 2012
He’s trying to convince the kid that he has lots of candy in his van, “just over there.”
January 24th, 2012
He’s obviously splainin the blues to th boy. Ain’t nuthin’. Just chill.
January 24th, 2012
He’s taking one last hit, playing “One Toke Over The Line” and then buying munchies at Wal-Mart.
January 24th, 2012
Ok Sonny Boy, I’ll explain this to one more time; I puts my hat on the ground and you dances to my fancified music, and peoples tosses money in the hat so that we can go inside and buy some more pork rinds and Mt. Dew.”
January 24th, 2012
They’re trying to get some money so they can go shopping at WalMart but had to take their panhandler’s union required break.
January 24th, 2012
Grandpa?
Grandma says that if you don’t stop smokin she’s going to come live with us! Grandpa? Grandpa! Oh geeze no, that ain’t cool grandpa!
January 24th, 2012
No, Grandad, being a guitarist does not qualify you for a handicapped parking permit.
January 24th, 2012
I’m pretty sure that’s D. B. COOPER.
(You youngsters may have to google that name.)
January 24th, 2012
“Dude, there’s a roach IN your gee-tar”
January 24th, 2012
Boxcar Willie just needed a smoke break…nothing to see here…move along.
January 24th, 2012
They are reenacting the movie august rush.
January 24th, 2012
Hey kid, you wanna go to a Penn State Football game?
January 24th, 2012
Nope, Just waiting on the Doobie Brothers.
D.B
January 24th, 2012
Dr Evil reinvented himself and Mini Me while launching their great North American tour. Tickets start at 100 million dollars.
January 24th, 2012
All one needs is a guitar, a Wal-mart parking lot and a blunt and the kiddies just come running!
January 24th, 2012
I think they’re sharing a roach.
January 24th, 2012
Band of Gypsies
January 24th, 2012
“Beat it kid, you’re killin’ my action.”
January 24th, 2012
it is either:: one toke over the line or he’s and old hippy and he don’t know what to do orrrrrrrrrrrr both
January 24th, 2012
“wrote a song about it, like to hear it, here it goes…”
January 24th, 2012
Its a carnival
January 24th, 2012
I hear banjos.
January 24th, 2012
“When I grow up, I wanna play guitar at Wal-mart just like Grandpa.”
January 24th, 2012
I AM in his band.
January 25th, 2012
A geetar, white shoes, top hat, and a stogie. Don’t get much bettern’ that.
January 25th, 2012
“Gee Mr Sandusky…if I find the quarter in your pocket I can keep it ???”
January 25th, 2012
“Who the heck is yelling Code Adam in the store???”
January 25th, 2012
Whats going on?
well, an old guy wearing a hat and holding a guitar is smoking a cigarette while his grandson looks on. Move on folks, nothing to see here.
January 25th, 2012
Welcome to our third world country.
January 25th, 2012
Shouldn’t this guy be in KY or WV instead?
January 25th, 2012
“Hey, Grandpa, I have a request. How about playin’ “Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend’”? Ya hear what I’m sayin’?
January 25th, 2012
This is Willie Nelson’s younger brother outside Alaska’s Walmart on his American Walmart Tour 2012 “Teachin’ youngins the joy’s of weed”
January 25th, 2012
” get outta here kid ya botherin me”
maybe he is askin bout his bindles or explain hobo signs to the kid
January 25th, 2012
Hey little boy, want me to serenade you?
January 25th, 2012
Wow, it’s the white trash version of Curtis Lowe
“I’ve got your Walmart money, tune up your Dobro!”
January 25th, 2012
My friend Al plays guitar real good.
January 25th, 2012
I don’t think this is that creepy. Poor boy has probably never seen a real guitar in his life.
January 25th, 2012
“No Grandpa, that’s not a riverboat, that’s a Walmart. Now come back to the facility, everyone’s looking for you…”
January 25th, 2012
Hey, Willy Nelson got his hair cut!!!
January 25th, 2012
Just pay me for the blunt BITCH
January 25th, 2012
bada ding ding ding ding ding ding dinggg. Cue banjo
January 25th, 2012
There’s NO one commenting on here that cool.
January 25th, 2012
It’s the white version of the movie “Crossroads”.
January 25th, 2012
Clayton Delaney is alive and still picking.Will some one tell Tom T. Hall.
By the way did the Government move “The Great Smokey Mountains”?
January 25th, 2012
This next song goes out to all you lovely big ladies on the motorized carts.
January 25th, 2012
This made me think of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Ballad of Curtis Loew”
January 25th, 2012
Looks like a meeting of NAMBLA-Northwest.
January 25th, 2012
I knew a man, Bojangles, and he danced for you……
January 25th, 2012
Hey Mister can I touch it? Naw, I meant the guitar!
January 25th, 2012
One dollar a lesson, two dollars a joint. You pays your money, and you takes your choice. For two dollars more I fix your windshield crack.
January 25th, 2012
Just chillin wating for the hoedown to start
January 25th, 2012
Ah, The Ballad of Curtis Loew. Gotta be in my top 3 Skynyrd tunes, along with Gimme Back My Bullets and That Smell.
January 26th, 2012
So this is where Pete Seeger has end up. Tough break.
January 26th, 2012
Kid’s lookin’ a little downtrodden…and the old man’s takin’ a drag…
I sure know what it looks like, but I don’t even wanna say.
The guitar? It was to lure the kid to him in the first place. Dur.
January 26th, 2012
What Micheal Jackson would look like if still alive in 2030
January 26th, 2012
And my next selection is “Because I Got High.”
January 27th, 2012
Curtis slowe comes to mind
January 27th, 2012
The Jerry Sandusky music lessons.
January 27th, 2012
Could it be that I hear dueling banjos playing . . .
January 29th, 2012
guitars and the smell of pot smoke is what he uses to attract little boys
January 29th, 2012
hey kid, watch out for me as i light this joint…..
January 30th, 2012
“Hey kid, I have a creamsicle you can suck on”
January 31st, 2012
Looks like the makings of a disturbing music video. Also, the kid has monkey-arms and looks like something out of a Peanuts comic.
January 31st, 2012
………..the Smoky’s are in North Carolina and Tennessee. FAIL.
February 3rd, 2012
hey i use to shop at that walmart before moving in September. thanks for the memories.
February 7th, 2012
we think he might be chiefin on some killer weed. lol you go hippie
February 8th, 2012
Hop in my van and you can watch me play my organ….
February 24th, 2012
“GRANDPA! GAH! You’re SUCH a BOGART!”
February 26th, 2012
Why is that kid’s hand up at his face? Is he smoking, too? Say it isn’t so!
August 8th, 2012
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