On Top Of Old Smokey



I haven’t the slightest idea of what’s going on out in Row 4 of the Walmart parking lot, but I suspect some of you might have some ideas. Let’s hear ‘em and the best one gets to join this guy’s band.

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On Top Of Old Smokey, 3.9 out of 10 based on 14 ratings

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  1. LadyVenom

    well obviously, that kid is letting the guy sample some of his good stuff.. gotta hook the new customers!

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    January 24th, 2012

  2. donna

    I have geetars and candy at my house little boy~~wanna go see??

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  3. Scott R

    I am so shocked at this picture. I would’ve bet $1000 he’d play a banjo…

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    January 24th, 2012

  4. Richard

    One last drag on his cigarette to steal his nerves before his debut gig at Walmart.

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    January 24th, 2012

  5. bionic

    van handicap parking ….. “I wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go!”

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    January 24th, 2012

  6. mike t

    He’s trying to convince the kid that he has lots of candy in his van, “just over there.”

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    January 24th, 2012

  7. Butch

    He’s obviously splainin the blues to th boy. Ain’t nuthin’. Just chill.

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    January 24th, 2012

  8. Not Me

    He’s taking one last hit, playing “One Toke Over The Line” and then buying munchies at Wal-Mart.

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    January 24th, 2012

  9. Toyfox

    Ok Sonny Boy, I’ll explain this to one more time; I puts my hat on the ground and you dances to my fancified music, and peoples tosses money in the hat so that we can go inside and buy some more pork rinds and Mt. Dew.”

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    January 24th, 2012

  10. Dave

    They’re trying to get some money so they can go shopping at WalMart but had to take their panhandler’s union required break.

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    January 24th, 2012

  11. Grandpa?

    Grandma says that if you don’t stop smokin she’s going to come live with us! Grandpa? Grandpa! Oh geeze no, that ain’t cool grandpa!

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    January 24th, 2012

  12. Stephen

    No, Grandad, being a guitarist does not qualify you for a handicapped parking permit.

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    January 24th, 2012

  13. girl watcher

    I’m pretty sure that’s D. B. COOPER.
    (You youngsters may have to google that name.)

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    January 24th, 2012

  14. Terry

    “Dude, there’s a roach IN your gee-tar”

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    January 24th, 2012

  15. bullet dr

    Boxcar Willie just needed a smoke break…nothing to see here…move along.

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    January 24th, 2012

  16. jacob pyle

    They are reenacting the movie august rush.

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    January 24th, 2012

  17. Hey kid, you wanna go to a Penn State Football game?

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  18. DB Cooper

    Nope, Just waiting on the Doobie Brothers.
    D.B

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    January 24th, 2012

  19. Mr Do

    Dr Evil reinvented himself and Mini Me while launching their great North American tour. Tickets start at 100 million dollars.

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  20. gman

    All one needs is a guitar, a Wal-mart parking lot and a blunt and the kiddies just come running!

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  21. Northerngirl

    I think they’re sharing a roach.

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    January 24th, 2012

  22. Band of Gypsies

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    January 24th, 2012

  23. toeachhisown

    “Beat it kid, you’re killin’ my action.”

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    January 24th, 2012

  24. Dean

    it is either:: one toke over the line or he’s and old hippy and he don’t know what to do orrrrrrrrrrrr both

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    January 24th, 2012

  25. dragonfish

    “wrote a song about it, like to hear it, here it goes…”

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    January 24th, 2012

  26. thingamajig

    Its a carnival

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    January 24th, 2012

  27. Boomshockalocka

    I hear banjos.

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    January 24th, 2012

  28. Jen

    “When I grow up, I wanna play guitar at Wal-mart just like Grandpa.”

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    January 24th, 2012

  29. fader

    I AM in his band.

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    January 25th, 2012

  30. goose

    A geetar, white shoes, top hat, and a stogie. Don’t get much bettern’ that.

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    January 25th, 2012

  31. jpark

    “Gee Mr Sandusky…if I find the quarter in your pocket I can keep it ???”

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    January 25th, 2012

  32. jpark

    “Who the heck is yelling Code Adam in the store???”

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    January 25th, 2012

  33. hairball

    Whats going on?

    well, an old guy wearing a hat and holding a guitar is smoking a cigarette while his grandson looks on. Move on folks, nothing to see here.

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    January 25th, 2012

  34. Calgirl

    Welcome to our third world country.

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  35. LST

    Shouldn’t this guy be in KY or WV instead?

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    January 25th, 2012

  36. Skepticus

    “Hey, Grandpa, I have a request. How about playin’ “Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend’”? Ya hear what I’m sayin’?

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    January 25th, 2012

  37. Irish Hooligan

    This is Willie Nelson’s younger brother outside Alaska’s Walmart on his American Walmart Tour 2012 “Teachin’ youngins the joy’s of weed”

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    January 25th, 2012

  38. Bloodhoundgang

    ” get outta here kid ya botherin me”

    maybe he is askin bout his bindles or explain hobo signs to the kid

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    January 25th, 2012

  39. Dan

    Hey little boy, want me to serenade you?

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  40. Scott

    Wow, it’s the white trash version of Curtis Lowe

    “I’ve got your Walmart money, tune up your Dobro!”

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    January 25th, 2012

  41. popan@tor

    My friend Al plays guitar real good.

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  42. drm

    I don’t think this is that creepy. Poor boy has probably never seen a real guitar in his life.

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    January 25th, 2012

  43. Cynic

    “No Grandpa, that’s not a riverboat, that’s a Walmart. Now come back to the facility, everyone’s looking for you…”

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    January 25th, 2012

  44. Jon J.

    Hey, Willy Nelson got his hair cut!!!

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  45. mike reiley

    Just pay me for the blunt BITCH

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  46. wolfman

    bada ding ding ding ding ding ding dinggg. Cue banjo

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    January 25th, 2012

  47. verbatim

    There’s NO one commenting on here that cool.

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    January 25th, 2012

  48. Ginga Ninja

    It’s the white version of the movie “Crossroads”.

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  49. Bob

    Clayton Delaney is alive and still picking.Will some one tell Tom T. Hall.
    By the way did the Government move “The Great Smokey Mountains”?

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  50. CamdensGramps

    This next song goes out to all you lovely big ladies on the motorized carts.

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  51. right winger

    This made me think of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Ballad of Curtis Loew”

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  52. BigR33

    Looks like a meeting of NAMBLA-Northwest.

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    January 25th, 2012

  53. Troll Monster

    I knew a man, Bojangles, and he danced for you……

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    January 25th, 2012

  54. Hey Mister can I touch it? Naw, I meant the guitar!

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    January 25th, 2012

  55. Crusty

    One dollar a lesson, two dollars a joint. You pays your money, and you takes your choice. For two dollars more I fix your windshield crack.

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  56. g spot finder

    Just chillin wating for the hoedown to start

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  57. toeachhisown

    Ah, The Ballad of Curtis Loew. Gotta be in my top 3 Skynyrd tunes, along with Gimme Back My Bullets and That Smell.

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    January 26th, 2012

  58. tj pane

    So this is where Pete Seeger has end up. Tough break.

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    January 26th, 2012

  59. MRI

    Kid’s lookin’ a little downtrodden…and the old man’s takin’ a drag…

    I sure know what it looks like, but I don’t even wanna say.

    The guitar? It was to lure the kid to him in the first place. Dur.

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    January 26th, 2012

  60. Frank

    What Micheal Jackson would look like if still alive in 2030

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  61. Jen

    And my next selection is “Because I Got High.”

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    January 27th, 2012

  62. auboy65

    Curtis slowe comes to mind

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    January 27th, 2012

  63. Bob

    The Jerry Sandusky music lessons.

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  64. AJ

    Could it be that I hear dueling banjos playing . . .

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    January 29th, 2012

  65. crue

    guitars and the smell of pot smoke is what he uses to attract little boys

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  66. eddie dangerous

    hey kid, watch out for me as i light this joint…..

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    January 30th, 2012

  67. Dr.Gordon

    “Hey kid, I have a creamsicle you can suck on”

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    January 31st, 2012

  68. Clown Vomit

    Looks like the makings of a disturbing music video. Also, the kid has monkey-arms and looks like something out of a Peanuts comic.

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    January 31st, 2012

  69. Colorful Sharpie

    ………..the Smoky’s are in North Carolina and Tennessee. FAIL.

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    February 3rd, 2012

  70. ak907f

    hey i use to shop at that walmart before moving in September. thanks for the memories.

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    February 7th, 2012

  71. tiffany and steven lemler

    we think he might be chiefin on some killer weed. lol you go hippie

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    February 8th, 2012

  72. Daryl

    Hop in my van and you can watch me play my organ….

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    February 24th, 2012

  73. Eric Driver

    “GRANDPA! GAH! You’re SUCH a BOGART!”

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    February 26th, 2012

  74. WMSpectator

    Why is that kid’s hand up at his face? Is he smoking, too? Say it isn’t so!

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  75. JackAlaska

    Wasilla, Wal-Mart! Sarah’s favorite.

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    October 25th, 2013

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