October 9th, 2009
Dazed And Confused
This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing gender appropriate clothes. Maybe it’s all three – an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who can’t pick out manly clothes.
Texas
Dazed And Confused,
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The word I coined for just such an occasion is skankenstein.
October 9th, 2009
Dammit ! I KNEW one day i’d turn on my computer and see a pic of myself on here !!
October 9th, 2009
GOOD LORD!
October 9th, 2009
ha ha ha only at wally world
October 9th, 2009
NAH DAT BITCH IS TOO SKINNY FOR ME YALL KNO I LIKE MY WOMAN THICK
October 9th, 2009
I’m digging the dirt/skid marks on the shorts….. tells me he likes it a little rough
October 9th, 2009
Those are definitely man legs!
October 9th, 2009
That reminds me of the Geico commercials, with the cavemen! lol
October 9th, 2009
Um, is nobody else looking at the enormous shit stain??
October 9th, 2009
OMFG.
October 9th, 2009
Why is it most of these pictures are from Texas or from that area??? is there something we should know ???
October 9th, 2009
EWWW – what is that stain on the seat of his/her pants?
October 9th, 2009
Looks like one of those Geico Cavemen.
October 9th, 2009
Michael?
October 9th, 2009
What in the world is he thinking.
October 9th, 2009
Please stay away from the red acid!
October 9th, 2009
What the…?
October 9th, 2009
Stanley tragically, yet humorously, completely missed the point when he was told that women like men who are in touch with their feminine side.
Yay for run-on sentences too!
October 9th, 2009
A candidate for the Wallyworld newest addition. The walk through car wash. Quick get the bi-sexual burka.
October 9th, 2009
Sharters annonomous – step 1: admitting you have a problem while waiting in the return line when you should have been in the shitter not more than 20 feet away….now, about the attire….
October 9th, 2009
I vote man but what is all over the back his pants?????
October 9th, 2009
“The best thing about high school girls is that I keep gettin’ older and the girls stay the same age…”
October 9th, 2009
It amazes me what we’re finding deep in the Heart of Texas.
October 9th, 2009
Kyle, the black sheep of the Kristofferson family, had no musical ability, and was forced to eke out a living as an adult bookstore attendant in Texas…
October 9th, 2009
The first White Trash / Jesus / Cross Dresser on the site !
October 9th, 2009
Uh that dude looks like George Michael in the face, and knowing HIS history……..I shall say no more…….
October 9th, 2009
This is one of those pictures where I just have to stare and wonder. I do a lot of that on this site.
October 9th, 2009
I think that “thing” shit its pants
October 9th, 2009
I look at this person and I really feel sorry for him. He obviously has no money for proper clothes and probably never had anyone really give a sh*t about him. I hate this website. It makes fun of those with less. Less money, education and less chance to be able to find something wrong with people who have it so much better than they do. It’s shameful to exploit the less fortunate like this.
October 9th, 2009
The Crazy thing is, he looks like George Michael…..and we all know the trouble he got into…………
October 9th, 2009
Tila Tequila has given up looking for love and now prowls Walmart looking for moustache wax.
October 9th, 2009
I want to sincerely thank the Wal-Mart family for providing such lively
entertainment!! I chuckle all day now!!
October 9th, 2009
Something tells me that’s Kates boyfriend………..er……………girlfriend…..er…………..boy…..girl……….whatever…
October 9th, 2009
If there’s fruit, there’s nuts.
October 9th, 2009
He tried… but dude DONT look like a lady ..
October 9th, 2009
@ KAT (4-5 posts above) – If this were pre-war Germany, those people would have been shot and incinerated a long time ago. They are useless, unproductive citizens that do nothing but TAKE from society and cost us all more tax dollars.
So we, are absolutely correct to make fun of them. In fact, these Wal-Martians are luccky we can’t deport them to a different country.
Lets all continue to ridicule these people until they are shamed into staying home forever!
October 9th, 2009
i call that a ” shim”!!
October 9th, 2009
George ? Mr Clooney ? Is that you ???
October 9th, 2009
is that POOP on the back of his shorts!!?? oh yuck……………
October 9th, 2009
Does anyone else think he looks remarkably like the “Need More Supplies” paint huffing guy from a couple of weeks back?
October 9th, 2009
What about that yummy muffin top it’s got going on! Lovely
October 9th, 2009
Damn, don’t take the picture from the side; get me from the front!!! From the side, my muffin-top doesn’t match my bony knee and my beard!!!
October 9th, 2009
god that chick is hot
October 9th, 2009
Ittss a mannn baaby! Yeah!
October 9th, 2009
Kat I think your taking this in the wrong light. I don’t think myself better than anyone. God knows I have had my fashion faux pas over the years. Probably still do. All of us could shart without notice. And all of us are subject to the angle of the lens which could at any time make any of us look ridiculous. I have learned to laugh at myself a little and think we could all learn from seeing ourselves through the eyes of others. That being said I am never going into Walmart without a Burka.
October 9th, 2009
Um, uh, ya. Ugh. What the….
October 9th, 2009
If you squint, it looks like Burt Reynolds… I guess Bert Reynolds is in a bad, bad place right now…
October 9th, 2009
what could he/she possibly be returning…???
October 9th, 2009
Aw crap… another one from TX… geez… But I do like his perplexed look like he is not sure he should be returning his pink dress… and a dude with a muffin top…. geez!
October 9th, 2009
Um, yes, Hi. Can you tell me what aisle upper lip wax is in?
October 9th, 2009
Wow. Forget the individual in the pic! I’m waiting for “The Kat and Jacky Show”. I’ve heard in the first episode Kat invites Jacky to hold hands and sing ‘We Shall Overcome’ and Jacky kicks the shit out of her with a jack boot.
Oh, I guess I’ll vote “dude”. If that’s a gal, I will GLADLY give her a razor.
October 9th, 2009
Ted – “Skankenstein”. That going into my vocabulary…
Ok. I think I see a mustache.
The flower print top that shows the belly button.
Too tight cutoff denim shorts.
Dirt or shit stain on said shorts.
The Spinal Tap hair cut.
The pose he/she/it is taking in the picture.
100% People of Walmart
What is it about the southern states where a man will put on clothes that make him look like this? Where I live, if you’re gay, there’s almost no doubt. The way you walk, the way you talk. There’s no ambiguity. Must be the repressed homosexual tendencies from living in a region where proclaiming your gayness is the same as saying Osama Bin Landen is your roll model…
That guy should move to San Francisco where he doesn’t have to hide in the closet anymore.
October 9th, 2009
Froot Loops aisle 14
October 9th, 2009
As a Californian I can say Texas is definitely giving California a run for their money.
October 9th, 2009
Who wears short shorts? JESUS Wears short shorts..lol
October 9th, 2009
Methinks it is Hitler’s daughter!!
October 9th, 2009
Looks like he’s thinking, “OMG, that pregnancy test HAS to be wrong!”,
October 9th, 2009
We waited for 2000 years and THIS is what Jesus decides to wear for his comeback tour ?!?
October 9th, 2009
That is a dirty dude!
October 9th, 2009
Looks like sHE shit themselves.
October 9th, 2009
Nice mullet!!!!!!!!!
October 9th, 2009
JAMBY??? Is that you???
October 9th, 2009
‘Skankenstein’ is a good one! I think I’ve seen this person peeping into windows around here. Definitely a ‘REDNECK’ queen. His sister ????? brother lives not too far from me! What can I say I live in the middle of the ‘bible belt’!!!! And I qualify as INSANE…HUH!
October 9th, 2009
i would be careful what we all say looks like there is going to be a full moon tonight…
October 9th, 2009
He must be returning the underwear he soiled along with those fringy cut off no-bo’s!
October 9th, 2009
Am I the only one that thinks this has been photo shopped???
October 9th, 2009
Father Murphy?
October 9th, 2009
Is that crap on the back of “his” pants???
October 9th, 2009
We call it a Goy in Washington…the mustache might be a good indicator that this is a man BUT then again maybe not..
October 9th, 2009
i just wonder what is on the back of “its” pants
October 9th, 2009
Dad?! Wtf…
October 9th, 2009
Looks like another celebrity (George Michael) shops at walmart.
October 9th, 2009
Looks like a gay MacGyver
October 9th, 2009
Now that is titty side! Is she wearing a walmart sack? I guess that’s one way to recycle those old walmart bags!
October 9th, 2009
The rumor was true. Magician Doug Henney really was alive and (not so) well and living in a cave outside Waco, Texas.
http://www.nndb.com/people/715/000024643/doug-henning.jpg
October 9th, 2009
Not understanding what “for external use only” meant until after it was too late, ShiLeena returned the box of hair remover while secretly hoping no one would point to her as the source of the foul stench.
October 9th, 2009
owhh man I just ate c’mon… still digesting….
October 9th, 2009
I am convinced some people simply pile clothes on the floor and rummage through the heap. “Hey, these cut-offs are a little stiff, but Rayleen’s T-shirt don’t smell too bad – let’s go to WalMart!”
October 9th, 2009
chewbacca got shaved.
October 9th, 2009
George Michael?
October 9th, 2009
I see (s)he is at the service desk. Returning stolen merchandise for meth money no doubt.
October 9th, 2009
Another anus adoring man.
He’s been used so much he can’t keep it in back there.
Depends® clean up with these sorts.
October 9th, 2009
erm…ummm…..words fail me
October 9th, 2009
and a shitstain!
October 9th, 2009
By his pensive look I think Colin Farrell is having second thoughts about his decision to portray skating bad girl Tonya Harding
October 9th, 2009
Dude looks like a semi-retarded Colin Farrell in drag…
October 9th, 2009
Wow Somebodys off their Meds!!
October 9th, 2009
That guy is gayer than a San Francisco hair dresser, or the reason why blind people need to have someone else dress them! should have taken the picture from the front so we could have checked for brestesses!
October 9th, 2009
“Had to borrow my daughter’s shirt. The hog ate with my good NASCAR wife-beater… I should have it back before church on Sunday though…”
October 9th, 2009
Aw man!! Show the clerks faces so I can see their expressions! LOL Now that I think abot it…I don;t think you can surprise a person that works at Walmart….
October 9th, 2009
I’m going with ugly dude that crapped his pants……
October 9th, 2009
Based on the placement, that skid mark is from someone else.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
October 9th, 2009
UMMMM….. you asked what he could be returning. I think I know what it is. It has to be his dignity.
October 9th, 2009
Now I can’t get that damn song “Lola” out of my head!
October 9th, 2009
Oh my …that is a dude.
Really he gives tranvestites a bad name.
October 9th, 2009
Absolute, degenerate dirtbag! He should be incarcerated, sterlized and deported!
October 9th, 2009
How can one be tall & lean and yet still manage a muffin top?
October 9th, 2009
What! nobody mentioned eye bleach or throwing up in their mouth a little?
Glad thats over!
October 9th, 2009
Is that a shit stain on his ass??
October 9th, 2009
Wow.. Maybe he was in a hurry an grabbed his wifes shirt…
October 9th, 2009
It seems the most messed up photos on here are from Texas. It must be like the Land of OZ there or somthing.
October 9th, 2009
Obviously Mr Maam is returning Depends. He/she didn’t know they were no good for sharters.
October 9th, 2009
Anyone else think “it” looks like the Geico caveman?
October 9th, 2009
Obviously Mr Maam is returning Depends. He/she didn’t know they were no good for sharters….
October 9th, 2009
I wonder who does it’s highlights? They are phenomonal!
October 9th, 2009
and that shit in it’s pants
October 9th, 2009
Weave? Check.
Hot shorts? Check.
Purdy crop top? Check.
Shaved off goatee? Oh no…
October 9th, 2009
Its funny last night at my local Walmart there was a creature as confused as this guy but I just couldnt take the picture. I felt sorry for it for some reason. I did laugh my ass off though
October 9th, 2009
Now what was it I forgot to put on this morning?
Shirt? No…
Pants? Got ‘em…
Oh yeah – my penis!!!!!
October 9th, 2009
wish I could have seen the cashiers faces that is a priceless moment at walmart
October 9th, 2009
I think we need a new site called ‘trannysofwalmart.com’
A hot mess like this needs her own site.
Snap!
October 9th, 2009
I can’t even make fun of this one. Something so wrong is going on there.
October 9th, 2009
Are those skid marks ???/
October 9th, 2009
are those skid marks???
October 9th, 2009
So much for moving to Texas when it secedes… Faith in humanity… going.. going… gone
October 9th, 2009
Yummy?
October 9th, 2009
I believe the thoughts going through his head are “Which one of these lovelies should I invite back to my trailer to split a 6 pack of Schlitz and a moon pie with?”
October 9th, 2009
OMG!!! Is that a shart stain??
October 9th, 2009
I’m not trying to be disgusting, but judging by that heinous stain on the shorts, are we sure that’s a mustache on his face. I mean, I’m just sayin…clearly this she-man is into some weird shit – perhaps literally.
October 9th, 2009
Tranny Trailer Trash
October 9th, 2009
OK, you have 1 minute to produce my refund or I’ll scream rape and Sh*t again!
October 9th, 2009
OK you have 1 minute to give me my refund or I’ll scream rape and sh*t again!
October 9th, 2009
Not to mention it looks like he shit himself….
October 9th, 2009
i have a feeling this is a hoax ,that thing cant be for real!!!!!
October 9th, 2009
Let’s hope that after this person cashed his/her/its welfare check he/she/it made a beeline to the adult diaper section.
October 9th, 2009
The grass stain on the seat just adds SO much to this picture… *runs to find the bleach… for her eyes, not the shorts*
October 9th, 2009
it looks like it also pooped its shorts….
October 9th, 2009
WHAT the hell is that?
October 9th, 2009
My question is what exactly is the brown stain on the shorts?? Did s/he sit in something? I hope??
October 9th, 2009
Wow… I’d so buy that for a dollar
October 9th, 2009
Makes me think of “Deliverance”
October 9th, 2009
Ah, it does my heart good… People of WalMart is back on track today! Outrageous and squirrely-looking shoppers without question! Not just people dressed in clothing that doesn’t pass muster with your girlfriend’s mall sensibilities.
You canned the over-excited “fashion police” on your staff, started implementing standards for each submission, and VOILA!… the rebirth of PoW. I feel so cleansed.
October 9th, 2009
are those skid marks on his shorts???
October 9th, 2009
There aint enough customer service in the world going to fix this problem.
October 9th, 2009
With all the photo’s from Texas, we should let Texas secede if they want.
October 9th, 2009
He looks like the huffer with the gold paint from earlier on the site
October 9th, 2009
Yeah, it kinda looks he/she made it to the bathroom a little too late
October 10th, 2009
I’ve just decided my next career is going to be “Walmart Cashier”….in either FL, TX or CA. I need more laughs in my life!
October 10th, 2009
Yes, I’d like to return this here douche….I don’t have a vagina. Thilly me!! hehehehe!
October 10th, 2009
Looks like a Norman Rockwell painting gone all wrong!!
October 10th, 2009
I would like to return these cucumbers and vasiline please
October 10th, 2009
That stain looks like it could be motor oil, like he/she wiped their hands on the butt of their shorts. I really really hope that’s what it is, because all the alternatives are just nasty.
October 10th, 2009
Kinda looks like Leslie….All you Austin, TX folks know what I mean.
October 10th, 2009
its like the geico caveman that failed auditions
October 10th, 2009
Isn’t this that dude who plays the milk filled guitar???
October 10th, 2009
Um, I’m thinkin’ hard, not easy when I’m high on meth–So, Walmart Customer Service People, will I get more money if I return my mascara, or my shaving cream?
October 10th, 2009
i thinks it’s a woman with a dirty sanchez!
October 10th, 2009
I honestly wish the faces of the employees weren’t blurred out, I bet they’re trying as hard as they can not to laugh their asses off at this he/she/pink/shitstained “thing”
October 10th, 2009
And someone who has clearly soiled their shorts.
October 10th, 2009
Looks like he/she/it in his pants too. Depends maybe?
October 10th, 2009
And when will the karma change?
October 10th, 2009
This…..PERSON isn’t the worst cross dresser ever…..there’s 1 in my Wal-mart I’ve been hoping to see since I found this site…..can’t describe “him”…..got to be seen to believe…..
October 10th, 2009
Oh.My.LORD!!
October 10th, 2009
Adds a whole new meaning to “Texas Big-Haired Women” ~!
October 10th, 2009
ID FUCK HER
October 10th, 2009
I think this “guy” shops at every Walmart* in the nation. I know I’ve spotted him in at least 5 different Wal*marts in 3 different states.
October 10th, 2009
WOWZER!! I have NEVER seen anything like that here in OZ…
The most feral “SHIM” I have ever seen!! hahaha
October 10th, 2009
Dude I don’t think my grandma would wear this out to public.
October 10th, 2009
Looks like the guy from the Geico Caveman commercials
October 10th, 2009
I think this is Leslie. If so, he ran for Mayor a few years back … he lost in case you were wondering. ha … google him. Pretty hilarious!
October 11th, 2009
Trailer Trash Tranny
October 11th, 2009
SEXY KNEES, SEXY BELLY
October 11th, 2009
so apparently when the shave wookies it is a trailer trash tranny underneath?
October 11th, 2009
did he/she shit itself???
October 12th, 2009
That’s definitely a dude.
But I gotta give him props- he does have some nice legs! They even look clean-shaven! Yeah, that’s HOT!
October 12th, 2009
JOE DIRT!!
October 12th, 2009
It’s Sasquatch! He threw on his girlfriend’s clothes (after spending a hot night at her house) to run out and get her some cigs.
October 12th, 2009
Hoping that’s not poop on his shorts!
October 12th, 2009
It is amazing the number of people on here that would proclaim to be “christians” but are so far from God in what they say and do. If our Lord was here, he would take this man in and help him without reserve, not make fun of him. I guess most of you have never been down on your luck….yet….if you had you would maybe be a little more humble.
October 13th, 2009
Wait a sec…isn’t that George Michael of Wham?
October 13th, 2009
This isn’t Leslie is it? Was this in Austin??
Poor Leslie is in the hospital after brain surgery.
October 13th, 2009
thats what you call a man prostitute
October 13th, 2009
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAA..I’m gonna p my pants..ha ha ha ha ha..
October 13th, 2009
Inner tube is not sexxy.
October 13th, 2009
Looks a little like Brad Pitt in “Burn After Reading”!
October 13th, 2009
I want to take time to thank whoever made the decision to blur out the employees’ faces. Yes, those of us who work there or who have worked there, do get the great amusement of seeing these creatures live. Sometimes though, you just don’t want to admit it…. You know….It just…
….Someone pass me the bleach.
October 14th, 2009
Sometimes, crossdressers aren’t the snazziest at picking out their apparel, and crossdresser isn’t a term for just drag queens, it’s anyone that likes to dress up as the opposite sex.
With that said, he/she/shim should save that for home ONLY and not come out in public like that. Horrid! I bet he had slightly long dirty nails too
October 14th, 2009
My husband works for a company in Springfield MO he knows this guy, he usually wears all pink and his name is Bob, yes this is a MAN!!!
October 15th, 2009
If Joe Dirt and Kurt Cobain had a child…
October 15th, 2009
And Here Comes..
Summer Fashion 2009..
October 15th, 2009
OMG Put him in a thong and red underwear and it’s the cop in this weeks episode of Southpark!!!!!!
October 16th, 2009
The unknown Bush… Nell.
October 16th, 2009
didnt neanderthals die out millenias ago?
October 17th, 2009
bet hes thinking ” tampons or pads?”
October 17th, 2009
literally just hurt myself laughing omg hahahaha
October 19th, 2009
did those shorts include the shit stain? or is that custom?
October 19th, 2009
What every woman wants. A pair of white short shorts with crap smeared across the back
October 19th, 2009
Jayboo must be a queer, don’t bash a man that’s dead and can’t respond to your idiousy!
October 20th, 2009
I honestly swear to god. I think I recognize this person. He is a bum in S.V., AZ.
October 21st, 2009
Canadian, I’m from Texas, and yes on more occassions than I care to think about you see such as this in the store, most of them are from Wood County Texas . LOL (My husband is from that County) HA
October 21st, 2009
Damn good thing we can’t smell the images. Bet this guy reeks of Marlboros, Budweiser, body odor, and shit. Stay classy, Texas.
October 24th, 2009
Wow its Manbearpig
October 25th, 2009
Im just wondering what that big brown mess on the back of those shorts is!! EWWWWWWWW!!!
October 25th, 2009
This looks like Leslie… he’s a crossdresser in Austin, Texas
October 25th, 2009
Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna stand here and put out the vibe!!!
October 26th, 2009
Holy cow. I used to work at a liquor store in Sierra Vista, AZ, and that’s Kevin. He was one of our regulars. He’s actually a really sweet guy.
October 27th, 2009
um. hmmmmm should i even bother to ask?
October 28th, 2009
This guy reminds me of the movie “SPUN.” It’s about ppl on meth…and I’m thinking he’s been there & done that!
October 29th, 2009
Looks like he’s standing in front of the sporting goods counter….isn’t that where they sell hunting licenses?? Even scarier!
October 30th, 2009
wow. this doesnt scream gay or anything.-anna
i can only hope that that brown spot is a mud stain-abby
November 1st, 2009
Umm…. I don’t think this was taken in TX… this dude looks just like a homeless cross dresser in Sierra Vista, AZ & that looks like the returns counter at the Sierra Vista, AZ Walmart!
November 1st, 2009
Is that a shit stain? or what?
November 5th, 2009
He kind of reminds me of Leslie from Austin
November 6th, 2009
The cut-off jeans aren’t so bad — they’re not short shorts, he’s just got super long legs. (I’m more worried about what’s ON those shorts by the back pocket.)
That top, however, is a cause for massive concern.
November 20th, 2009
all these pictures from Texas makes me ashamed to be born and raised here. i swear, were not all like this!
November 29th, 2009
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