January 25th, 2012
That’s A Space Peanut
Today I think we should play a little game I like to call “If It’s Brown, Flush It Down” where you at home decide if this awful tattoo is a peanut, a piece of shit, or some other brown object that escapes my mind right now…..AND GO!
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That's A Space Peanut,
102 Comments, Comment or Ping
Is this some gang initiation? Where you have a turd tatooed on your arm.
I don’t think I want to be affiliated with the third street turds.
January 25th, 2012
Are you sure it is even a tattoo? I think it might be a growth of some sort…..
January 25th, 2012
That’s a pretty *crappy* tattoo. We call ‘em Boeing Bombs.
January 25th, 2012
It is a birth mark
January 25th, 2012
a pair of dirty black boobs?
January 25th, 2012
Is it a funky mole that needs checked out??
January 25th, 2012
That is the worst tat I have ever seen in my life!! It also looks like it could be a birth mark cause it looks raised? In all seriousness though it def looks like a piece of $h!t… lmao!!!
January 25th, 2012
Whatever it is, I bet he stares at it while fapping with the lefty.
January 25th, 2012
Mr. Peanut is missing his cane…. or this just might be a really unfortunate birthmark..
January 25th, 2012
looks like his love for nutter butter cookies knows no bounds.
January 25th, 2012
I think it’s a slug who ate a peanut and then dropped a turd
January 25th, 2012
maybe its just a tattoo of an ugly birthmark???
January 25th, 2012
You know how some people tattoo their name on their forearm? He just did his pictorially.
“C’mone Peenut, put on yore traffic safety shirt and get your sassy hip hand and lets go to Wally World!”
January 25th, 2012
Not sure about the poop tattoo, but whats up with the arm. It seem a bit odd size for that big of a person.
January 25th, 2012
Iit could be- no wait, yepp… its shit
January 25th, 2012
I want a tattoo of Mr. Hanky
January 25th, 2012
Is it a foot????????
January 25th, 2012
Hankie the Christmas Poo….. is that you?
January 25th, 2012
Looks more like a wound or other skin lesion to me – especially since there appear to be two other discolored areas partially visible below and to the right.
January 25th, 2012
Poop, there it is.
January 25th, 2012
This person has obviously suffered some kind of injury in which their arm and been amputated just below the elbow. That a scar.
January 25th, 2012
Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s wart. [she gives him a look] Not her wart, not her wart. I’m… I’m the wart. She’s my tumor. My… my growth. My… uh, my pimple. I’m Uncle Wart. Just old Buckwart Russell. That’s what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They’ll call me that. “Melanoma Head’s coming!” I’m s… uncle! Maisy Russell’s uncle!
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January 25th, 2012
wow, that’s a badass peanut??? Who is that? Billy Carter?
January 25th, 2012
Ha! He has midget arms….very odd looking! Oh, and I vote that it’s a peanut. But it looks like poop too….so I guess you could say it’s a “Shitty Peanut” tat! haha
January 25th, 2012
Uhh…are we even sure that it’s a tattoo? It looks like a really gross skin problem to me… >.<
January 25th, 2012
That is just a snack for later!
January 25th, 2012
It looks like a birth mark or the biggest mole I’ve ever seen.
January 25th, 2012
There’s a rather large scar running beneath it so it could possibly be a tattoo of a bandaid?
January 25th, 2012
it was prolly a cool looking tat at one time but being fat cause tattoos not to look so nice. this that looks like a peanut turned turd.
January 25th, 2012
looks like his arm has been amputated just below the elbow, but that “mark” could be anything…..
January 25th, 2012
I think he ran out of toilet paper.
January 25th, 2012
Thalidomide baby. Sad
January 25th, 2012
Look at the expression on that turd..Poor thing has been staring at back boobs and a front butt for far too long….PLEASE MAN!..laser that thing out of its misery
January 25th, 2012
Donna Waldron^
i frikin love it!! lmao i love that movie!!!!
but yea who knows walmart crawls with turds with 2 legs 24/7 maybe they have a child on the way idk
January 25th, 2012
its a funny shaped peanut and a funny shaped shit
January 25th, 2012
That, my friends, is a terrible photoshop fail. Sadly you were all taken in by the false tattooed poop man
January 25th, 2012
This just begs the question… if that is poop, then where was it that she got it on her arm? I mean, couldn’t she smell that? I need to take a shower… NOW.
January 25th, 2012
Looks like Bacon!
January 25th, 2012
MR HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO!!!!
January 25th, 2012
That looks like it could be a scar. Possibly making fun of scars?? Not cool. If it’s def a tat, fair game.
January 25th, 2012
Peanut sittin on a railroad track his heart was all a flutter, around the bend come number 9. Toot toot peanut butter lol
January 25th, 2012
oh ! no thats mr hanky from south park lol
January 25th, 2012
Its Mr hanky the Christmas poo! Hi’dy ho!!! Unfortunately this lady ate his hat to reserve her fat arms!!!
January 25th, 2012
*in high pitch voice*
“Don’t forget to brush your teeth, kids!”
January 25th, 2012
If you look closely (It took me a while to figure it out) the peanut is actually just above the wrist , that is his/her hand on his/her hip and the bend of the elbow is in the sleeve. So actually, I don’t think that is a scar below the tattoo, I believe that is the roll made by how their hand is on their hip. Leading me to believe it is in fact a tattoo… of a peanut? Just my opinion
January 25th, 2012
A leech?
January 25th, 2012
Seriously? This isn’t cool people. That is an unchecked mole or some other kind of growth. It’s funny to make fun of people who do stupid things to their appearance, but not people who have no control of it. Cruel.
January 25th, 2012
I don’t know what picture you’re looking at but stop trying to be doctors…that is most definitely a tattoo. Also…I’d go with peanut
January 25th, 2012
i really like this website, but i cant believe that you are making fun of this! it is obviously a birthmark or scar.. if you look closer at the pic you can see that lower on ther arm there is a scar leading right to the spot on her arm.
January 25th, 2012
I’d call it a really gross mole on someone who can’t afford the surgery to have it removed.
January 25th, 2012
You’re right Mike, those are signs of cancer.
Never thought I’d say this, but I hope that’s poo on his arm. Poor Guy.
January 25th, 2012
I would have a Batman tattoo. One time I got a stick on and they don’t hurt.
January 25th, 2012
Well thats definately a umm well shit I have no idea
January 25th, 2012
This is a body art technique similar to scarification called defification.
January 25th, 2012
I don’t think makeup concealer would even help this.
January 25th, 2012
It reminds me of the old saying “If it looks like a turd and it smells like a turd….it’s a turd……..He’s Walmarts new door greeter.
January 25th, 2012
Loved the homage to Joe Dirt by the poster of the picture. “Space peanut” indeed
January 25th, 2012
I think it’s a really dirty Cheese Puff or a pregnant Cheeto
January 25th, 2012
swear fail
January 25th, 2012
Photoshop. The arm is way too short.
January 25th, 2012
I think this is a tribute to “Mr Hankey”……..it’s just not finished yet.
January 25th, 2012
Definately a piece of shit. but looks pretty. lmao
January 25th, 2012
It is a Nutter Butter!
January 25th, 2012
Hmmm….I thought that was an actual piece of poo.
January 25th, 2012
rotten eggplant?
January 25th, 2012
@Donna Waldron – That’s my favorite part of that movie.
January 25th, 2012
it’s a scratch n sniff. but has aphrodisiac properties to help score with the ladies
January 25th, 2012
whatever it is i think it’s gross.
January 25th, 2012
it’s just a mole,
holy moley
January 25th, 2012
Whom ever it is, they are in the back room of a Walmart and opted in rto take the picture. I’m thinking birthmark!
January 25th, 2012
If I had that birthmark, id def tattoo a hat, cane, and monicle on it. Or a christmas hat and gloves…so many options on how to dress up this horrable mole. =)
January 25th, 2012
I think its a guy
January 25th, 2012
“See the peanut; dead giveaway”….”Thats a space peanut.” “Nope, afraid not. That there is just a big ol’ chunk of poopy!”…”Dude, you were eating off of it!” Gotta love Joe Dirt
January 25th, 2012
I think it is melanoma.
January 25th, 2012
I say dog turd. If its a woman, than its a cat turd!
January 26th, 2012
Looks like a DUKIE to ME! Ewww……
January 26th, 2012
it could be cancer…
January 26th, 2012
Attack of the Giant Leeches!
January 26th, 2012
@MacKenzie Don’t need to “stop trying to be doctors” My dad has the same kind of markings on what’s left of his leg after it was BLOWN OFF in Vietnam!
January 26th, 2012
Okay, it IS a peanut tattoo–you can see the crappy shadowing job around the bottom portion of it.
Also, the part of the arm you’re seeing is the “skinniest” part of his/her arm. The top part of the arm is hidden underneath the ginormous sleeve–the shirt is probably a triple XL to cover up the no-doubt sexy tummy on the front of the person, so the sleeves hang WAY down, probably because the person is on the shorter side as well. He/she has their hand propped on his/her hip.
All that to say though, I totally agree with Steve–”looks like his love for nutter butter cookies knows no bounds.”
January 26th, 2012
It doesn’t resemble a Frito to anyone but me?
If we could see the tatoo of onion dip on his other arm, then I’d win this big time.
January 26th, 2012
The arm looks amputated or deformed. You’re laughing at someone’s deformity, asshole.
January 26th, 2012
Holy guacaMOLEy, Batman!
January 27th, 2012
My guess would be skin cancer… How’s that for a pick-me-up on a Friday morning???
January 27th, 2012
So i think thishas to be sum distorted wort or birthmark i bet if we looked close theres 2 big straggley hairs growing out eeeewwwee cuz who woluld choose to have that, thats sumthing ur born with
January 27th, 2012
It looks like a tattoo of Yogi Bear.
January 27th, 2012
i think it’s a giant mole
January 28th, 2012
“Scuse’ me Sir… (*sheepish grin*)…. you seem to have some poop on your arm”…
“LADY, THATS NOT POOP!!….. (*if looks could kill*)…. its a birthmark!”
“WELLL… mighty funny it SURE looks a LOT like POOP!”
(*rubs arm on shirt in embarrassment*)….
(whatever man, its poop!)
January 28th, 2012
Could also be a slug tattoo. Maybe his nickname in high school was slug. He sure looks as big and slow as one.
January 28th, 2012
It’s a drawing of his prostate as describe by a friend.
January 29th, 2012
It looks like he feels asleep on a fun size candy bar and is saving it for later.
January 30th, 2012
I think that is a skin fungus or something.
That is why your skin should NEVER come into contact with anything or anyone in that store… Just saying..
January 31st, 2012
its a skin lesion. this is a sick person
January 31st, 2012
Is that Colt McCoy? If it’s Brown flush it down!!
January 31st, 2012
92 comments and no one knew this is a keloid?
February 1st, 2012
Two McNuggets %@#&ing.
February 1st, 2012
That is Phobos one of the moons of Mars.
February 4th, 2012
It’s frozen doodie, see the peanuts.
February 8th, 2012
Ah… a memento of his first turd in the big peoples potty.
February 14th, 2012
That friggin thing looks like a melanoma…
February 15th, 2012
Are you sure it is a tattoo? It looks like it is something stuck on that arm. If thats the case I think it is dookie!
March 26th, 2012
Oh wait, its Mr. Hanky naked!
March 26th, 2012
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