Hands Off



If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.

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  1. thingamajig

    I comply

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    January 26th, 2012

  2. Doug

    Beetle Juice?

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    January 26th, 2012

  3. ItsMeAgain

    LooooooooooooooooooooVE IT! LOL Seriously…..thinking…NO ONE IS GONNA WANN TOUCH YOUR JUNK DUDE! LOL

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    January 26th, 2012

  4. Poopyface

    Is junk another word for plastic hat?

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    January 26th, 2012

  5. hazey daze

    Hats or hates?

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    January 26th, 2012

  6. Lauren

    …there’s your sign.

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    January 26th, 2012

  7. Dick

    I hate orange cowboy HATES to.

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    January 26th, 2012

  8. OlGriz

    In addition to everything else that’s wrong here, does he have his flourescent hat on backwards? Gotta’ have words with whoever dresses this guy!

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    January 26th, 2012

  9. Slop Jar Magoo

    He be lookin’ for a Walmart “HO”……

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    January 26th, 2012

  10. Brian

    Whachya gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk… not touch it!

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    January 26th, 2012

  11. momarch

    @Dick……..too.

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    January 26th, 2012

  12. Saltimbanco

    Not a problem….

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    January 26th, 2012

  13. LadyVenom

    no problem buddy.. believe me, your junk is safe

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    January 26th, 2012

  14. Cynic

    yeah… hold me back.

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    January 26th, 2012

  15. Jolie Rouge

    Usually a reference to TSA policies … wonder what words the red tape is covering ?

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    January 26th, 2012

  16. Jen

    “This goes out to all those big ladies who wanna steal my electric scooter.”

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    January 26th, 2012

  17. Public Enema

    One man’s junk is another man’s trash.

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    January 26th, 2012

  18. K-Dog

    I don’t plan on it, Pops.

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    January 26th, 2012

  19. Public Enema

    He was the hair designer known among the fashion world as Hans the hair soloist or “Hans Solo”.

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    January 26th, 2012

  20. Mr. Know It All

    Another one who thinks he is a babe magnet

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    January 26th, 2012

  21. mike reiley

    Must be rusty junk

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    January 26th, 2012

  22. popan@tor

    Fireman guy.

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    January 26th, 2012

  23. journey back to oz

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    January 26th, 2012

  24. PPLWATCHER

    His secret is safe from me. I’m not coming anywhere near his junk!

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    January 26th, 2012

  25. Fourspot

    as a side note ….the hat’s on backwards.

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    January 26th, 2012

  26. Pyramus99

    He’s a bit bitter because he found out his family just submitted him to be on the next season of “Hoarders”.

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    January 26th, 2012

  27. LST

    I don’t think anyone would want to touch that corroded “junk!”

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    January 26th, 2012

  28. JAG

    Maybe he’s just tired of all the old ladies molesting him in the nursing home.
    Some wild stuff goes on in some of them.

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    January 26th, 2012

  29. goose

    Dude, your junk is safe without the sign.

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    January 26th, 2012

  30. Bobba-lou

    Wouldn’t only want to NOT touch his Junk, but I wouldn’t even want see his Junk yard

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    January 26th, 2012

  31. Mork

    I can’t help but wonder if he’s a couple french fries short of a Happy Meal.

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    January 26th, 2012

  32. Oh , its Fred Sandford

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    January 26th, 2012

  33. icy the humor

    not with a ten foot pole

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    January 26th, 2012

  34. KrisKringle

    Is it possible to pay in advance for a hitman to do his handiwork when he sees that you’re completely oblivious to the fact that you’re acting in such a manner that almost makes it a certainty that you will become a Walcreature?

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    January 26th, 2012

  35. Son of Sam's Club

    homo habilis phobia

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    January 27th, 2012

  36. mistycal420

    one person’s junk is another one’s treasure

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    January 27th, 2012

  37. Not a problem!

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    January 27th, 2012

  38. bedbug

    With the crazy colored hat and the salt n pepper hair, it looks like it could be Willy the Pimp. That might explain the jacket.

    Last few times we’ve seen him, he was looking like he was feeling his age. Sure hope he’s still on his feet and that this isn’t him.

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  39. Don’t worry, Pee-Paw. We won’t! Nor will anyone else LOL

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    January 27th, 2012

  40. xwaohio

    well one it’s HATS not HATES and besides i only see one HAT so it wouldn’t even be HATS let alone HATES

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    March 3rd, 2012

  41. Garnet

    He’s got the cowboy hat on BACKWARDS. By the way, that cowboy hat is actually a hardhat, like construction workers wear, only in cowboy hat shape.

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    March 6th, 2012

  42. Wendy Darling

    This guy is actually a millionaire from boulder city nevada. The “dont touch my junk” is reffering to all the antique “junk” that he has collected over the years and made major bucks off of! He is a crazy ass old man though!

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    March 23rd, 2012

  43. Liz

    This guy is my neighbor. He lives up the alley from me. All of his cars say ‘tail gating is a big NO NO’ and he wears that orange hat EVERYWHERE.

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    March 8th, 2013

  44. Randy

    That’s Johnny! He’s 86 and in pretty good shape. He drives a Honda sports coupe in the winter and rides a Yamaha Zuma scooter the rest of the year, often towing a small trailer for his “junk.” He’s a WWII Navy vet of many Pacific battles and was a bartender in Laguna Beach for years and a real lady’s man too … even dated a big star back then, Jane Powell. He’s sharp as a tack and tough as nails even today. He’s been in Boulder City, NV for over 40 years now, and everyone here knows him … he’s a real character and a great guy!

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    March 16th, 2013

  45. Randy

    Actually, his hat is NOT on backwards … I took it off him and checked it. It’s a real cowboy hat that he has painted orange so many times that it weighs about five pounds. And the red tape on it and his jacket is reflective for visibility in traffic when he rides his Yamaha scooter at night. He ain’t no dummy!

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    March 27th, 2013

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