January 26th, 2012
Hands Off
If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Nevada
Hands Off,
If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Nevada
Hands Off,
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I comply
January 26th, 2012
Beetle Juice?
January 26th, 2012
LooooooooooooooooooooVE IT! LOL Seriously…..thinking…NO ONE IS GONNA WANN TOUCH YOUR JUNK DUDE! LOL
January 26th, 2012
Is junk another word for plastic hat?
January 26th, 2012
Hats or hates?
January 26th, 2012
…there’s your sign.
January 26th, 2012
I hate orange cowboy HATES to.
January 26th, 2012
In addition to everything else that’s wrong here, does he have his flourescent hat on backwards? Gotta’ have words with whoever dresses this guy!
January 26th, 2012
He be lookin’ for a Walmart “HO”……
January 26th, 2012
Whachya gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk… not touch it!
January 26th, 2012
@Dick……..too.
January 26th, 2012
Not a problem….
January 26th, 2012
no problem buddy.. believe me, your junk is safe
January 26th, 2012
yeah… hold me back.
January 26th, 2012
Usually a reference to TSA policies … wonder what words the red tape is covering ?
January 26th, 2012
“This goes out to all those big ladies who wanna steal my electric scooter.”
January 26th, 2012
One man’s junk is another man’s trash.
January 26th, 2012
I don’t plan on it, Pops.
January 26th, 2012
He was the hair designer known among the fashion world as Hans the hair soloist or “Hans Solo”.
January 26th, 2012
Another one who thinks he is a babe magnet
January 26th, 2012
Must be rusty junk
January 26th, 2012
Fireman guy.
January 26th, 2012
journey back to oz
January 26th, 2012
His secret is safe from me. I’m not coming anywhere near his junk!
January 26th, 2012
as a side note ….the hat’s on backwards.
January 26th, 2012
He’s a bit bitter because he found out his family just submitted him to be on the next season of “Hoarders”.
January 26th, 2012
I don’t think anyone would want to touch that corroded “junk!”
January 26th, 2012
Maybe he’s just tired of all the old ladies molesting him in the nursing home.
Some wild stuff goes on in some of them.
January 26th, 2012
Dude, your junk is safe without the sign.
January 26th, 2012
Wouldn’t only want to NOT touch his Junk, but I wouldn’t even want see his Junk yard
January 26th, 2012
I can’t help but wonder if he’s a couple french fries short of a Happy Meal.
January 26th, 2012
Oh , its Fred Sandford
January 26th, 2012
not with a ten foot pole
January 26th, 2012
Is it possible to pay in advance for a hitman to do his handiwork when he sees that you’re completely oblivious to the fact that you’re acting in such a manner that almost makes it a certainty that you will become a Walcreature?
January 26th, 2012
homo habilis phobia
January 27th, 2012
one person’s junk is another one’s treasure
January 27th, 2012
Not a problem!
January 27th, 2012
With the crazy colored hat and the salt n pepper hair, it looks like it could be Willy the Pimp. That might explain the jacket.
Last few times we’ve seen him, he was looking like he was feeling his age. Sure hope he’s still on his feet and that this isn’t him.
January 27th, 2012
Don’t worry, Pee-Paw. We won’t! Nor will anyone else LOL
January 27th, 2012
well one it’s HATS not HATES and besides i only see one HAT so it wouldn’t even be HATS let alone HATES
March 3rd, 2012
He’s got the cowboy hat on BACKWARDS. By the way, that cowboy hat is actually a hardhat, like construction workers wear, only in cowboy hat shape.
March 6th, 2012
This guy is actually a millionaire from boulder city nevada. The “dont touch my junk” is reffering to all the antique “junk” that he has collected over the years and made major bucks off of! He is a crazy ass old man though!
March 23rd, 2012
This guy is my neighbor. He lives up the alley from me. All of his cars say ‘tail gating is a big NO NO’ and he wears that orange hat EVERYWHERE.
March 8th, 2013
That’s Johnny! He’s 86 and in pretty good shape. He drives a Honda sports coupe in the winter and rides a Yamaha Zuma scooter the rest of the year, often towing a small trailer for his “junk.” He’s a WWII Navy vet of many Pacific battles and was a bartender in Laguna Beach for years and a real lady’s man too … even dated a big star back then, Jane Powell. He’s sharp as a tack and tough as nails even today. He’s been in Boulder City, NV for over 40 years now, and everyone here knows him … he’s a real character and a great guy!
March 16th, 2013
Actually, his hat is NOT on backwards … I took it off him and checked it. It’s a real cowboy hat that he has painted orange so many times that it weighs about five pounds. And the red tape on it and his jacket is reflective for visibility in traffic when he rides his Yamaha scooter at night. He ain’t no dummy!
March 27th, 2013
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