January 25th, 2012
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I was at Walmart this evening in my small town of 3,000 people. As I was looking for a parking spot there were two empty spots up front. I was about to pull in but noticed something odd in the spot next to my goal. It was a dead chicken. Feathers and all. And it looked to have some sort of pink color connected to it somehow. I don’t even know.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?,
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January 25th, 2012
…the sound of crickets chirping
January 25th, 2012
Well I just wasted a minute checking this out.
January 25th, 2012
uhhh… well, I guess in a town of that size, a dead chicken could be big news.
To some people.
Maybe.
January 25th, 2012
What state do you live in? Were there candles and crucifixes? Was there a note attached with some sort of threat? Either you’re leaving out some vital information or you’re just being stupid, or both.
January 25th, 2012
Really? A chicken? Not a pidgeon, or a gull, or a turkey? Maybe an owl.
January 25th, 2012
thats not even news in my small backwoods town.
Redneckprincess
February 7th, 2012
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