Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?



I was at Walmart this evening in my small town of 3,000 people. As I was looking for a parking spot there were two empty spots up front. I was about to pull in but noticed something odd in the spot next to my goal. It was a dead chicken. Feathers and all. And it looked to have some sort of pink color connected to it somehow. I don’t even know.

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  1. Snap N. McGarrett

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    January 25th, 2012

  2. Snap N. McGarrett

    …the sound of crickets chirping

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    January 25th, 2012

  3. girl watcher

    Well I just wasted a minute checking this out.

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    January 25th, 2012

  4. Simulated Sanity

    uhhh… well, I guess in a town of that size, a dead chicken could be big news.
    To some people.
    Maybe.

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  5. JAG

    What state do you live in? Were there candles and crucifixes? Was there a note attached with some sort of threat? Either you’re leaving out some vital information or you’re just being stupid, or both.

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  6. thingamajig

    Really? A chicken? Not a pidgeon, or a gull, or a turkey? Maybe an owl.

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  7. redneckprincess

    thats not even news in my small backwoods town.
    Redneckprincess

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    February 7th, 2012

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