If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back!
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I’d hit that….
with a 2×4
January 26th, 2012
2×4 ?………You’d, just, make it mad.
dude or chick?
why are all the buckets on the floor? is the roof leaking?
bet it didn’t walk down the school supply aisle
i wonder what its like to feel your ass cheek hit the back of your knee when you walk……
That’s no crack…it’s a fissure.
That is absolute trash in this picture!
An ass that big needs lights on it, for when it’s backing…
Does it really matter if it’s a dude or a chic?! I’d hate to be standing behind that!!!
Good grief! I could park my bike in that……. And I drive a Harley!
It’s probably genetic … so it is okay to be really fat an gross
Who’s Walmart is it?
Hahaha…That just means his or her front butt is bigger!…. Meh.. Oh well!
Don’t step on that crack, you will sink into it up to the middle of your own back.
I feel the need to throw up now… UGHGH>.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any nastier this slob of undetermined gender comes along and proves that it can.
With that much junk in the trunk, he couldn’t get the lid closed.
Nunya D. Business
Do they hav legs under those shorts?? Or is it jus STUBS WITH FEET??? LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Beep beep beep beep beep…..phsoooo (air brakes)
This is why the rest of the world likes Americans so much. We’re just so classy and refined!
Getto Yoga pants
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IS THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK OF YUK
Hey! At least it’s only using the cart as a walker, not the handicapped cart(yet).
Is that Jesus on the right cheek?
I wanna use that as a coin slot to stick my quarters in. Maybe a fist.
Do your shorts hang low, can you tie them in a bow…
Further demonstration, if any was needed; that Ronald, the Colonel and Wendy are not your friends, readers.
I bet he thinks the chicks dig him.
icy the humor
Crack is Whack!
Don’t know, RNJANE, I’m not looking again!
If you stepped on that crack you might never get your shoe back!
RELEASE THE CRACKIN.
Can’t “it” feel pants halfway down its crack???? WTF!!!
New bike rack
Here is an idea, go to the sewing dept. pick up a package of safety pins
open them use one then go pay for the package.
Slop Jar Magoo
The only crack I’ve seen that looks familiar to that is the New Madrid Fault
He’s thinking, “With a crack like mine, why hold back?”
Step and that crack and you won’t get your FOOT back.
I think his drawers are half down because he’s waiting for the end of the asile to clear before he takes a dump in the 5 gallon bucket he’s standing next to.
I have to recommend industrial-strength suspenders.
A good belt keeps pants from falling down.
Again….no underwear! Nasty!!
I’ve seen much worse than that here in NM!! I just have 2 questions: chick or dude? Why is its ass hangin’ down to its knees. I’ve seen a similar situation from a front view but never the back….until today! hmmmm
The last time I saw a butt that big, it was pulling a wagon.
As “Bucket A$$” arrived in the soup aisle, he leaned and broke wind so he could shop unbothered by the crowd that used to be there.
I can’t make fun at this person’s obesity. I guess I’m astonished at the endurance of the human skeletal frame and how much weight it can bear before complete collapse and immobility.
Still doesn’t mean the body won’t get back at a person for such abuse!
How does it wipe?!!? Never mind, if it doesn’t care about all that hanging out why would it bother with something so trivial as hygiene.
That isn’t just an ordinary crack, it’s more like the San Andreas fault.
Do they even make a toilet seat that big??????????????
unfortunately neither briefs nor boxers is the correct answer.
That isn’t a crack, but a canyon!
The Grand Ghetto Canyon!
Did we really need to include a close-up? Really?
i no longer wonder why i get ” THE ” crappy shopping cart at walmart. you all know the ones with the strangely broken wheels ?
This ought to get you motivated to hit the gym.
I’m sure this is hall of fame material.
pass the bleach
Can you imagine the skid marks that one leaves? Forget the washing machine; just burn the pants.
“I thought that Crack Spackle was in this aisle.”
Techno Dan da Ass Man
Looks like a butch Mexican lesbian to me. Stand back!
A severely obese one at that…
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down? apparently their pants do.
and no a belt won’t fix that. You’d need a chain binder, minimum.
Thats not “a crack”- its a CANYON- PHEW can you imagine the smell from that thing!!!!!
I’d hit it, too.
With a Buick, though.
dude is haulin some Ass
Dude, skip the Doritos and root beer and go buy some underwear. Pronto.
Does anybody else have a Special K ad showing up on the right side of the page, right next to that huge behind? lmao
@Jag … Yes, 3 of em LOL
The buckets and orange cone are there as a warning of haz-mat
At least she is walking, but by the way she’s leaning on that cart to support herself, I bet she’s really uncomfortable. I see a lot of really heavy people use a shopping cart for a support system and it’s painful to watch – hopefully she’ll keep it up and lose some of that misery made flesh.
That orange cone is to warn people to cover their eyes as they walk past him.
January 27th, 2012
Please tell me there is a back-up beeper installed on that thing…
It would be a disaster to have that thing back into you – a person could lose an arm. Or a leg. Or a kid. Or a shopping cart… well you get the idea.
It amazes me just how big an ass can get.
Son of Sam's Club
His ass is so big NASA wants to send a probe to it.
won’t leave any footprints in the sand with that dragging ass
Black Jack 16
Hey look!! It’s the biggest loser!!
Along with the obvious problem with this picture, this shows another of my pet peeves. Why are so many people unable to stand up and push a cart? Every time I’m in a store with carts I see dozens of people leaning with their elbows on their cart with their asses in the air. That is the height of laziness in my book.
Jesse – They’re not all lazy. Back pain can make people do that. At least they are still standing.
I’m with the POPAN@TOR on this one. A good belt prevents a multitude of fashion sins.
That thang is way to big to be handled with a Super Soaker. Time to drag out the fire hose!
I’ll give it a belt…right in the kisser!
Pul your MF’in pants up!!!
if I slapped her a$$ would she feel it?
“That’s no moon…it’s a space station!”
The pants are sagging ’cause anal sex is the only thing this beast can hope for.
January 28th, 2012
I hear his lap dances are phenomenal.
That’s one ass that can have its own bumper sticker.
January 29th, 2012
Being mooned by that would induce a coma.
Kinda sad this guy has more ass than half the wal-creature chicks on here.
Did we really need to see a close-up?
I’m afraid if I step in that crack, my foot would sink in and I’ll lose it.
January 31st, 2012
ugly and disgusting as it is, i’m sure someone at the local prison/jail would enjoy it, big bad boy
“It’s a trap!”
I stand at the edge of the ravine staring into the darkness, and the darkness stares back O.o
February 2nd, 2012
this is just FN disgusting!!!
February 4th, 2012
I’m absolutely sure we didn’t need the close-up; however, I am glad that wal-mart took some precautions with the orange hazard cone and buckets. I couldn’t imagine anyone seeing this photo and arguing that buckets on every isle this hippo ventures down is a bad idea. I will give this animal credit where it’s due, at least it’s walking and not riding in a hoover-round
February 6th, 2012
Wow. I should probably not look at this site while trying to eat. Ewwww.
March 9th, 2012
It’s a smell, a smelly kind of smell, that smells.
OMG nasty!!! And FYI New Mexico is part of America!!!!! Look it up! HAHA!
May 2nd, 2012
I hate to put a damper on all the making fun, but this lady…Monica is developmentally disabled and suffers from extreme paranoia. She is also homeless and has few opportunities to shower. She is troubled and looks for help, but she has no money to pay for services that she needs. She is kind and gentle. C,ut her some slack.
December 1st, 2012
I hate Americans I see they are not just making fun of international people but also their own. You guys are are not lucking at real life America is going down like the Titanic. Very soon u will have nothing if u will not stop acting stupid and ignorant.
October 3rd, 2013
Jumbotron ass Just made me Puke !
November 22nd, 2013