January 31st, 2012
Losing My Marbles
“Something is missing, something is missing, I can’t put my finger on it but I know I forgot something when I left my house…..that’s it! I forgot my wallet in my other underwear. Geez, where is my head sometimes?!”
Texas
Losing My Marbles,
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At least he doest have a sh*tstain yet.
January 31st, 2012
Please don’t let this be the new “trend”.
January 31st, 2012
Nice leg, LOL
January 31st, 2012
Lord, Please don’t let him need anything off the bottom shelf!
January 31st, 2012
I am wedgie man
January 31st, 2012
I knew it would come to this. This is the final stage of the low hanging pants fad. He just walked out of them one day.
January 31st, 2012
I can see he’s in the chili section………sure glad there’s no trouser chili to be seen.
January 31st, 2012
What a ‘crack’ up!
January 31st, 2012
They look like hiking shorts to me, his footwear also goes along with that.
January 31st, 2012
Bicycle shorts people.
January 31st, 2012
Ok, random creepy guy at Wally Martinez.
January 31st, 2012
Grandpa butt!
January 31st, 2012
The creepy underwear man buying is SPAM.
We’re glad his drawers aren’t filled with jam.
January 31st, 2012
“If I could save Spam in a bottle….”
isn’t that a Jim Croce song?
January 31st, 2012
while buying SPAM!! bwahahahahaha
January 31st, 2012
“I wonder if anyone will see the outline of a Spam can if I try to shove it in my shorts?”
February 1st, 2012
@JAG
Hmmm…..I think I could make that work.
February 1st, 2012
This is only acceptable in one instance- hot , fit , well- developed, athletic females.
February 1st, 2012
What?? Boxer briefs and hiking shoes?? Yeah, maybe. As long as it’s just around the house. LOL
February 1st, 2012
or in the garage
February 1st, 2012
It just came to mind, is that what you’re wearing now??lmao
February 1st, 2012
and the flood of thumbs down shall commence
February 1st, 2012
Actually, just the boxer briefs.
February 1st, 2012
this girl needs a front view to form a complete opinion, but the muscular legs are a good start.
that’s right guys, us girls can look, too.
February 1st, 2012
LMAO!! Slop Jar Magoo said – “I can see he’s in the chili section………sure glad there’s no trouser chili to be seen” & 7 people clicked on thumbs down?! Who are the 7 people who WANT?!? to see his trouser chili!!
February 1st, 2012
February 1st, 2012
Maybe he went swimming in Lake Michigan and he is getting a good lunch.
February 1st, 2012
I’m glad he opted for the gray boxer briefs instead of the tighty whitey’s…..
February 1st, 2012
Got those shorts from the last teenage hitch hiker he picked up
February 1st, 2012
Someone told me and – uh, nameless – to get a room awhile back…..your turn, you two…..
February 1st, 2012
I thought the “lost marbles” referred to the ones he is obviously desecrating with those tiny shorts…..
February 1st, 2012
Psst! Hey buddy! It’s a hell of a lot easier to put your pants on before your shoes. Instead of giving up on pants, try my suggestion.
February 1st, 2012
And here I thought guys liked having pockets. Silly me.
February 1st, 2012
He’s no plumber’s apprentice, that’s for sure!
February 1st, 2012
tight!!!!
February 1st, 2012
ALL I CAN THINK IS THAT HE THINKS THESE ACCENTUATE HIS FLAT ASS. SO HES GOING WITH IT.
February 1st, 2012
I honestly hope he doesn’t think he actually looks good. How grotesque!
February 2nd, 2012
“Something Missing”
I remember I put on my socks,
I remember I put on my shoes.
I remember I put on my tie
that was painted
in beautiful purples and blues.
I remember I put on my coat,
to look perfectly grand at the dance,
Yet I feel there is something
I may have forgot
What is it? What is it?…
(Shel Silverstein)
February 2nd, 2012
I think i saw this same d-bag at the county courthouse in corpus christi. if your not in cc this is becoming a trend. If I just had the drive to wear my ball lifting and separating underwear in public…
March 12th, 2012
Well, one thing is for certain, he couldn’t shoplift and get away with it.
June 10th, 2012
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