Getting Some Air



“Hey! Hey! Dammit Gertrude get back in the sweat box! I told you to stay in there, you don’t get to talk to people dammit! Maybe next time you won’t burn my baked beans bitch!” – Seriously though, spousal abuse whether physical or verbal is wrong…so ladies, be careful not to overcook your man’s meal so he doesn’t have to yell at you. Wait, what? That doesn’t seem right.

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Getting Some Air, 7.5 out of 10 based on 26 ratings

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  1. Egg Beater

    The fact that they’re parked in a handicapped spot makes it that much better.

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    February 1st, 2012

  2. All that is left of her is her head and one arm,but she is not quite dead yet.

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    February 1st, 2012

  3. The handicap hauler

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    February 1st, 2012

  4. Slop Jar Magoo

    He put her in the back because it’s called “Takin out the Trash”.

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    February 1st, 2012

  5. Bobba-lou

    Redneck Sauna……There’s a guy in there with him goin’ “Daggummit Bubba yer letin’ all the skank out!!!”…….

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    February 1st, 2012

  6. girl watcher

    Yawn. Is it time to get up already? The sun is overhead.

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    February 1st, 2012

  7. girl watcher

    Caution: Do not feed the Wal-Creatures.

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    February 1st, 2012

  8. girl watcher

    Hey you! Yeah you. Have you seen my clothes?

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    February 1st, 2012

  9. Simulated Sanity

    Just how low does your self-esteem have to be for this to become your accepted lot in life?

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    February 1st, 2012

  10. bedbug

    “Help…..me”

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    February 1st, 2012

  11. Bloodhoundgang

    oh yea ive been that drunk..

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    February 1st, 2012

  12. Bolts

    damnit bubba , that one smells like eggs.

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    February 1st, 2012

  13. Jen

    “Help – I was kidnapped and made to suffer by going to Wal-mart.”

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    February 1st, 2012

  14. Michelle

    Anyone see Red Dawn?

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    February 1st, 2012

  15. Public Enema

    Hey asshole the parking spot is for the physically handicapped not the mentally handicapped.

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    February 1st, 2012

  16. jpark

    Looks like someone slipped out of their handcuffs !

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    February 1st, 2012

  17. jpark

    She was held at a mobile home and played ass darts with five hillbillies

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    February 1st, 2012

  18. scroti mcboogerballs

    I think we all know what kind of handicap got them this parking spot

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  19. mike

    It puts the lotion on!!!

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    February 1st, 2012

  20. vmaclean

    One of the guys from the MTV show “Caged” trying to drop some weight before weigh in. Yeah…. I’d say that about looks like them.

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    February 1st, 2012

  21. chilly DOG

    hahah this is what Walmart does to the protesters hey at least it’s not as bad as the police macing people in the face…

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    February 1st, 2012

  22. yourekiddingmeright

    Are you sure that’s a woman???

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    February 1st, 2012

  23. jpark

    “And the boys thought they killed the female Bigfoot after hitting it last night”

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  24. Lee M

    More like trying to escape while the owner is inside buying the lotion it puts on when it is in the pit.

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  25. gary g

    needs air she farted

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    February 1st, 2012

  26. Dillweed

    Pretty bad when Momma gets so big that you gotta haul her fat ass to Wally World in the back of the shaggin wagon.

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    February 1st, 2012

  27. Jen

    “Are we there yet?”

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    February 1st, 2012

  28. thingamajig

    escapped from the basement .

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  29. Bman

    Where’s the little yellow sign that reads,

    DUMBASS ON BOARD

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  30. Bman

    Yea, he’s handicapped all right!

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  31. goose

    Hey guy, want some fun? Twenty bucks.

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  32. LST

    I’m sure that’s “haulin’ ass” to some people.

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    February 2nd, 2012

  33. Jeff T.

    Silence of the lambs….

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    February 2nd, 2012

  34. Jeff T.

    There is not enough room in the front of the truck for big mamma…

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    February 2nd, 2012

  35. snack cracker

    sometimes a fart is just noise
    sometimes you barely survive it

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  36. popan@tor

    She is making a good fort. I make a fort with blankets and chairs.

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    February 2nd, 2012

  37. Lance Corporal

    Kin I come out now?

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    February 2nd, 2012

  38. Gee, most people just keep dogs in the back as hillbilly car alarms. Where is it’s Gimp mask?

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    February 2nd, 2012

  39. Northerngirl

    “Hurry back with the toilet paper! Them beans is taking effect!”

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  40. Leslie

    anyone notice the trail of spit/vomit in close proximity to it’s head? perhaps she’s just a bit sick…both physically and mentally!

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  41. Jiw

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!

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    February 2nd, 2012

  42. PPLWATCHER

    @LESLIE: I think the “blue drool” is actually a piece of rope or a bungee cord holding the tailgate to the truck.

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  43. cline

    He’s like a very early and very hungover Punxatawney Phil.

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    February 2nd, 2012

  44. Public Enema

    The rare appearance of the puppet master was owed soley to his attempt to evade blowing over.

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    February 2nd, 2012

  45. panda

    @ Michell’s: I think I did. Is it about starting your period in your sleep?

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  46. AlB

    Jeff T: More like Silence of the Hams.

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    February 2nd, 2012

  47. Jolie

    Oh look a redneck sauna. I’ve always wanted to see one!

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    February 3rd, 2012

  48. That is a nice K5 Blazer! I imagine he/she got hot in the backseat with the soft-top up so went for air while there companion(s) are inside.

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    February 6th, 2012

  49. earlymusicus

    Looks like a corpse flopping out of hiding. Usually it’s a dead deer that one finds in a good-ole-boy’s pick-em-up truck.

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    February 6th, 2012

  50. Gump

    The ultimate dutch oven.

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    February 8th, 2012

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