Holy probable cause Batman! Someone go search this van ASAP and I guarantee you’ll find every missing person within a 20 mile radius.
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That van has Pedophile written all over it
February 3rd, 2012
Climb into the van…free puppy kisses and a shovel for your shallow grave…
It’s probally Pedobear!
Snap N. McGarrett
looks legit to me.
Since it’s Iowa I can understand. It’s a leftover campaign vehicle.
It’s Chester the molester!
Puppy flavored Hershey kisses? Ewwww, no wonder they’re giving them away.
Where’s my candy you cheap bastard!
Victim goes in side door looks in back and see’s a really creepy dude dressed like a puppy going woof woof! Bark bark come get it lightning!
should have at least painted an ice cream cone on the side…ameteurs
Puppy Kisses? Um, does that mean he’s gonna lick all over me? I’m gonna pass on this one.
P.S. Dogs can transmit parasites to humans by licking them. It passes through their tongues somehow. Look it up. Vet told me this.
Sign should say “Free Gut Worms”.
Slop Jar Magoo
Once again……what the F&#$ does this have to do with Walmart?
The other side probably says … Want Some Candy?
@Aimee K. ……………….. “It passes through their tongues somehow”?
There’s no mystery. They lick their butts, pick up worm bits then lick your mouth. It’s easy. Try it.
hhahha ive seen this van!!! im from iowa hells yeah!! lol!
Somebody PLEASE clean that windshield. I actually thought it said “free pussy kisses”
one foot over the edge
Ya, Girl Watcher, those Reprehensipublicans left a LOT of litter in our state, most of it verbal.
dang Mr. Herbert has gone mobile
It rubs the lotion On its skin.
I do prefer pussy kisses myself. Kissing it and getting it kissed!
It puts the lotion on its skin! It puts the lotion on its skin!
looks legit to mee:)
Puppies are thinking, “Please add a disclaimer – no kisses for Wal-creatures.”
Why is it when I see this picture I see the creepy old man from family guy sitting inside giggling.. Also the inside of the van is that disgusting shag carpet (orange/green) up to the ceiling.. ewe
Operator: “Hello 911! Police, fire or emergency?”
Caller : “Y’all ‘aint gonna believe this shit!……..”
on the other side of the van it says:
free donkey punches
Looks like a German Shepherd driving the van…
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE GUY TAKING THE PICTURE REFLECTED IN THE MIRROR? BOTTOM LEFT CORNER. HA. YOU CAUGHT YOURSELF ON POW. GOOD ONE.
When you sell something you put a sign on it. I think it is for sale.
Clarice…..anyone for some liver and a nice chianti??
Its the puppy BJ’s that’ll cost ya…
BAHAHAHAHA!!! Amy K. said “look it up”. Hahaha, I’m dying! Yes, I will do some serious in-depth research to solve the great mystery of how dogs transmit parasites… If I can find the answer, its going to be a scientific breakthrough! I may even get an award! SMH, oh my.
is this walmart?
February 4th, 2012
“Clarice…..need some fava beans and a nice chianti”….
WAsh your car window, or at least roll down the glass to take your photo. Where has the passion for mocking gone? You can’t just phone it in…oh wait…I guess you can.
Didn’t this van say” Free Candy” last year?
February 5th, 2012
can we say pedo
We get around on my Hover Round!
February 7th, 2012
Who names their unit “puppy”?
I hope to God that they reported that van… I don’t think anyone would be stupid enough to fall for that, but you never know. Those WalCreatures aren’t exactly known for their common sense.
February 10th, 2012
You know thisa guys from Walmart !
Maybe the guys into beastiality?
seems legit to me..:) i want freepuppy kisses!!!!!!
Once inside the camouflaged pedo bus, the young victim is traumatized for life by a seedy character with a shoebox on his lap and a free puppet show
February 26th, 2012