February 3rd, 2012
Who Can Resist?
Holy probable cause Batman! Someone go search this van ASAP and I guarantee you’ll find every missing person within a 20 mile radius.
Iowa
Who Can Resist?,
Holy probable cause Batman! Someone go search this van ASAP and I guarantee you’ll find every missing person within a 20 mile radius.
Iowa
Who Can Resist?,
45 Comments, Comment or Ping
That van has Pedophile written all over it
February 3rd, 2012
Climb into the van…free puppy kisses and a shovel for your shallow grave…
February 3rd, 2012
It’s probally Pedobear!
February 3rd, 2012
looks legit to me.
February 3rd, 2012
Since it’s Iowa I can understand. It’s a leftover campaign vehicle.
February 3rd, 2012
It’s Chester the molester!
February 3rd, 2012
Puppy flavored Hershey kisses? Ewwww, no wonder they’re giving them away.
February 3rd, 2012
Where’s my candy you cheap bastard!
February 3rd, 2012
Victim goes in side door looks in back and see’s a really creepy dude dressed like a puppy going woof woof! Bark bark come get it lightning!
February 3rd, 2012
should have at least painted an ice cream cone on the side…ameteurs
February 3rd, 2012
Puppy Kisses? Um, does that mean he’s gonna lick all over me? I’m gonna pass on this one.
P.S. Dogs can transmit parasites to humans by licking them. It passes through their tongues somehow. Look it up. Vet told me this.
Sign should say “Free Gut Worms”.
February 3rd, 2012
Once again……what the F&#$ does this have to do with Walmart?
February 3rd, 2012
The other side probably says … Want Some Candy?
February 3rd, 2012
@Aimee K. ……………….. “It passes through their tongues somehow”?
There’s no mystery. They lick their butts, pick up worm bits then lick your mouth. It’s easy. Try it.
February 3rd, 2012
hhahha ive seen this van!!! im from iowa hells yeah!! lol!
February 3rd, 2012
Somebody PLEASE clean that windshield. I actually thought it said “free pussy kisses”
February 3rd, 2012
Ya, Girl Watcher, those Reprehensipublicans left a LOT of litter in our state, most of it verbal.
February 3rd, 2012
dang Mr. Herbert has gone mobile
February 3rd, 2012
It rubs the lotion On its skin.
February 3rd, 2012
I do prefer pussy kisses myself. Kissing it and getting it kissed!
February 3rd, 2012
It puts the lotion on its skin! It puts the lotion on its skin!
February 3rd, 2012
looks legit to mee:)
February 3rd, 2012
Puppies are thinking, “Please add a disclaimer – no kisses for Wal-creatures.”
February 3rd, 2012
Why is it when I see this picture I see the creepy old man from family guy sitting inside giggling.. Also the inside of the van is that disgusting shag carpet (orange/green) up to the ceiling.. ewe
February 3rd, 2012
Operator: “Hello 911! Police, fire or emergency?”
Caller : “Y’all ‘aint gonna believe this shit!……..”
February 3rd, 2012
on the other side of the van it says:
free donkey punches
February 3rd, 2012
Looks like a German Shepherd driving the van…
February 3rd, 2012
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE GUY TAKING THE PICTURE REFLECTED IN THE MIRROR? BOTTOM LEFT CORNER. HA. YOU CAUGHT YOURSELF ON POW. GOOD ONE.
February 3rd, 2012
When you sell something you put a sign on it. I think it is for sale.
February 3rd, 2012
Clarice…..anyone for some liver and a nice chianti??
February 3rd, 2012
Its the puppy BJ’s that’ll cost ya…
February 3rd, 2012
BAHAHAHAHA!!! Amy K. said “look it up”. Hahaha, I’m dying! Yes, I will do some serious in-depth research to solve the great mystery of how dogs transmit parasites… If I can find the answer, its going to be a scientific breakthrough! I may even get an award! SMH, oh my.
February 3rd, 2012
is this walmart?
February 4th, 2012
“Clarice…..need some fava beans and a nice chianti”….
February 4th, 2012
WAsh your car window, or at least roll down the glass to take your photo. Where has the passion for mocking gone? You can’t just phone it in…oh wait…I guess you can.
February 4th, 2012
Didn’t this van say” Free Candy” last year?
February 5th, 2012
can we say pedo
February 5th, 2012
Rape Wagon…
February 5th, 2012
We get around on my Hover Round!
February 7th, 2012
Who names their unit “puppy”?
February 7th, 2012
I hope to God that they reported that van… I don’t think anyone would be stupid enough to fall for that, but you never know. Those WalCreatures aren’t exactly known for their common sense.
February 10th, 2012
You know thisa guys from Walmart !
February 10th, 2012
Maybe the guys into beastiality?
February 10th, 2012
seems legit to me..:) i want freepuppy kisses!!!!!!
February 10th, 2012
Once inside the camouflaged pedo bus, the young victim is traumatized for life by a seedy character with a shoebox on his lap and a free puppet show
February 26th, 2012
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