February 2nd, 2012
6 More Weeks
I guess Game Boy here didn’t get Punxsutawney Phil’s memo this morning that we still have 6 more weeks of winter….actually, come to think of it, this wouldn’t be proper attire for the summer! WTF is going on here?!?!
New York
6 More Weeks,
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staged
February 2nd, 2012
Boxers and crocs what an attire for NY. At least he’s not overweight. Time for Wal-Mart to get better dress codes for customers.
February 2nd, 2012
The Crocs add the finishing touch to his outfit!
February 2nd, 2012
It’s one thing to lose your shirt in Vegas, but when you are losing your pants to the games in the walmart lobby it is time to admit you have a problem.
February 2nd, 2012
Now I’m wondering where in the heck he keeps the quarters for the machine! *shudders*
February 2nd, 2012
They really need to give Wal-mart greeters more power. Who lets a dude in a public store with nothing but boxers on??
February 2nd, 2012
<3 me some boxers and crocs <3 <3 <3
February 2nd, 2012
Makes me wonder how he dresses in the summer!
February 2nd, 2012
what the foxtrot?!
was this dude raised in a barn? put a pair of pants on asshat!
I hope the photographer went up to him & yanked his boxers down to the floor.
February 2nd, 2012
They had a vending machine full of appropriatelly fitting clothes but no one seemd interested in playing it
February 2nd, 2012
The fun and games manager appears to be exempt to the no shirt no service rule.
February 2nd, 2012
those shoes don’t match at all! outrageous.
February 2nd, 2012
Looks too clean for a walmart store.
February 2nd, 2012
What you don’t know is that he actually is on his way out of the store, having just bought his outfit.
February 2nd, 2012
I think he started out this day naked and is slowly winning his wardrobe from the machine as he goes.
Little did he know it would have cost him less if he just went in the store and bought what he needed instead of dropping 50 bucks in quarters in the crane machine!
Way to go there buddy…..your our kinda Wal Mart shopper!
February 2nd, 2012
Six more weeks of stupid.
February 2nd, 2012
He was one of those little kids who managed to climb inside the machine and he just never got over wanting to go back in. Helping his friends in there escape is as close as he can get
February 2nd, 2012
He’s standing there in boxers and Crocks and his whole purpose in life at this point is to win a stuffed animal? This is further proof of the decline of Western Civilization, in real time…….
February 2nd, 2012
the scary thing is he probably had pants on when he entered the store…
February 2nd, 2012
The milk sours while Joe the Plumber’s Apprentice plays the slot machines at Walmart…
February 2nd, 2012
Ambien and booze led to Levi’s gambling problem…..
February 2nd, 2012
That is awesome! It’s Happy Time Harry from ATHF.
February 2nd, 2012
He’s confused and thinks he’s playing video games at home in his underwear.
February 2nd, 2012
What is amazing is that Wal Mart has people at the front door watching these people walk in wearing clothes that violate the shoes and shirt required rule for example!
February 2nd, 2012
I’d hit it.
February 2nd, 2012
He is just trying to win this girl a valentines day gift,…. he thinks if he started now he might have a chance to win something……
February 2nd, 2012
They don’t give the Greeters any real power! They tell the Greeters to stop these people and the people coming in with pets but when they do and a customer gets mad the manager scolds the greeter and lets the customer go! The Greeters are the lowest paid people and they don’t care anymore, they don’t want to be yelled at because their DID their job so they gave up a long time ago!
February 2nd, 2012
technically he has not entered into the greeters jurisdiction lol
February 2nd, 2012
Damn……..Sure glad he isn’t wearing his tighty whitey’s…….
February 2nd, 2012
PUT’CHA CLOTHES BACK ON WHITE BOY
February 2nd, 2012
That’s his Mom in the blue hat
February 2nd, 2012
Gambling problem? Call 1-800-ADMIT IT
February 2nd, 2012
@mike
Let’s hope he doesn’t try to set himself on fire.
February 2nd, 2012
“Dang, third interview today and still no job offer”
February 2nd, 2012
Arrest that idiot for public indecency and put him down in the jail dressed just like that. Bet he won’t do it again.
February 2nd, 2012
This one time i did this and it is really hard. I did not get anything.
February 2nd, 2012
3 weeks at Dave & Buster’s without a shower or a change! Whoo-hoo, he’s gonna win the bet!
February 2nd, 2012
He won the crocs in that machine for only 411 quarters. He’s trying for a razor now since he came in clean shaven.
February 2nd, 2012
I know that guy! He’s Jack Horner from Bay City Michigan. He’s a stoner that never really worked but he inherited a couple million from his dad so he roams around doing this stuff with his alcoholic wife.
February 2nd, 2012
@ JILL..No joke. If you like Jack; he’s a partier. Call him (989) 662-7986
February 2nd, 2012
occupy wally world….
February 2nd, 2012
Is he a relitive of the “Naked Cowboy?” Inquiring minds want to know.
February 2nd, 2012
WTF?!?!?!
February 2nd, 2012
Win every time…Simple as swiping an EBT card…
February 2nd, 2012
Am I the only one terrified by Jay Jay the Jet Plane there?
February 2nd, 2012
and not a tattoo anywhere?
February 3rd, 2012
This, my friends, is clearly a man who’s about to double-down on a game of strip crane vending machine.
February 3rd, 2012
Has to be a druggie, who else would be that stupid?
February 3rd, 2012
Judging by the gay shoes, no clothes, he was in jail and ditched the jumpsuit
February 3rd, 2012
I’m sensing hangover part 3…
February 3rd, 2012
WHITE TRASH!
February 3rd, 2012
hick magnet
February 3rd, 2012
Looks like edbassmaster from youtube.
February 3rd, 2012
Crocs.
February 4th, 2012
I´d hit him too! ;D
February 4th, 2012
Coming soon to a theater near you: The Hangover Part III: Lost in Wal-Mart
February 4th, 2012
He’s just here till his own joystick recovers.
February 9th, 2012
Im guessing that this wal-mart has a laundry mat in it…. He is just waiting for his clothes to get out of the dryer, no? He has on his last clean pair of boxers.
February 14th, 2012
Just a guess here but his 13 yr old gf wouldn’t sleep with him until he brought her a new stuffed doll from walmart
February 22nd, 2012
It’s worth a couple of bucks to try and clawgame that papa smurf doll just so you can wear its pants.
February 26th, 2012
He is trying to look like “Happytime Harry” from Aqua Team Hunger Force. Look it up. And I think I see his clothes laying over on that blue plane thing.
March 11th, 2012
Maybe it was no pants on the subway? (ImprovEverywhere)
April 24th, 2012
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